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Joe Biden 2020

Started by maren, September 11, 2015, 11:27:32 AM

ItsOver

Quote from: whoozit on December 01, 2020, 06:35:22 PM
Has Biden’s sprained ankle metastasized yet?
KommieLa has to be wearing a bib from all the drooling she’s doing.

Jackstar

Quote from: ItsOver on December 01, 2020, 06:40:31 PM
KommieLa has to be wearing a bib from all the drooling she’s doing.

Heavy doses of thorazine will do that to a person. Kamala has never been more fucked in her entire life than she is in this moment--and as we all know, that's a lot of fuckeds.

oops, there I go again, saying everything that everybody's already thinking. I guess I'm pretty boring, huh? Sob bluh



pate

Quote from: ItsOver on December 01, 2020, 06:31:18 PM
Meanwhile, Joe finds his foot.  Dayum, this is worse than watching Hillary staggering around.


https://youtu.be/7K4mZtEQqJQ

Neighborhood News Network informs me that Bidaint's wife also has a "boot" now...



I understood that to mean a "Robo-boot" that conceals an ankle bracelet, but the above was the closest thing I could find...

Still no more word on conservativebeaver.com's Obama arrest for Treason.  Probably fake noose.



I realize that I need more popcorn, but I think I should make a batch of ChexMix instead;  I have a great recipe, PM me for deets.

-p

paladin1991

Quote from: Gyoza Girl on November 29, 2020, 12:51:36 PM
It looks like there will be a number of pets in the Biden White House. The first couple, who already have two German Shepherds named Champ and Major, also may be getting a cat.

This is great news, because pets humanize people and workplaces. That wouldn't have worked for the Trump White House, though. Humanizing Trump would take an entire zoo.

Gonna do it animal style

paladin1991

Quote from: Gyoza Girl on November 30, 2020, 09:46:28 PM
Cats are self-cleaning. They smell great!

Can the same be said for your 'gyoza?'

Gyoza Girl

Quote from: paladin1991 on December 01, 2020, 09:07:11 PM
Can the same be said for your 'gyoza?'

I probably use too much garlic for most people. But don't they look delicious in my photo?

pate

Quote from: Gyoza Girl on December 01, 2020, 09:35:57 PM
...too much garlic...

I think that is physically unpossible.

-p

Gyoza Girl

Quote from: pate on December 01, 2020, 10:36:38 PM
I think that is physically unpossible.

-p

I agree wholeheartedly!

paladin1991

Quote from: Gyoza Girl on December 01, 2020, 09:35:57 PM
I probably use too much garlic for most people. But don't they look delicious in my photo?
Can you spread them apart?  Just a bit, not too much.


DanTSX

Quote from: pate on November 29, 2020, 09:13:37 PM
Now C'mon, Man!  The alleged future President-elect has actually paid real monies to a "pet psychic"?

I demand a recount, this is unacceptable.

Only Ronaldous Maximus is allowed to consult astrologers and such about National Defense Shit That Needs Fixin'.  I believe Ronaldous only did thus to placate the First Lady, and is therefore allowable.



pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"



Regan didn’t have a time machine Like Trump does though....

albrecht

I like how he doesn't even know the names of offices or the names of people he is nominating- despite show prep and teleprompters! Why does he even go live? Why don't they have a delay and dump button? Or just issue a paper/electronic press release. Or is that the plan to get Karmala into office by pulling a 25th Amendment process once inaugurated, assuming he makes it that long. In his defense, sorta, these ethnic names can be problems.

https://twitter.com/SteveGuest/status/1336389891215814665

aldousburbank

Quote from: albrecht on December 08, 2020, 05:51:34 PM
I like how he doesn't even know the names of offices or the names of people he is nominating- despite show prep and teleprompters! Why does he even go live? Why don't they have a delay and dump button? Or just issue a paper/electronic press release. Or is that the plan to get Karmala into office by pulling a 25th Amendment process once inaugurated, assuming he makes it that long. In his defense, sorta, these ethnic names can be problems.

https://twitter.com/SteveGuest/status/1336389891215814665

You can tell from his correction that he’s got a wireless earpiece. Congratulations dems, you chose the only possible candidate that could make Donald Trump sound like a master of the english language!



NowhereInTime

Quote from: aldousburbank on December 08, 2020, 06:48:10 PM
You can tell from his correction that he’s got a wireless earpiece. Congratulations dems, you chose the only possible candidate that could make Donald Trump sound like a master of the english language!



Yeah but the difference is I don't have to worry about what he thinks about EVERYTHING EVERYDAY.  Oh, and not selling our ass out to the highest bidder.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: NowhereInTime on December 08, 2020, 06:58:32 PM
Yeah but the difference is I don't have to worry about what he thinks about EVERYTHING EVERYDAY.  Oh, and not selling our ass out to the highest bidder.

Do you mean like China? Good luck with that under Biden! ;D

WOTR

Quote from: NowhereInTime on December 08, 2020, 06:58:32 PM
...Oh, and not selling our ass out to the highest bidder.
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 08, 2020, 07:01:33 PM
Do you mean like China? Good luck with that under Biden! ;D

I think he is referring to the major donors. I also think he knows that he does not need to worry because they have already sold out the people 100% to those groups.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: WOTR on December 08, 2020, 07:32:26 PM
I think he is referring to the major donors. I also think he knows that he does not need to worry because they have already sold out the people 100% to those groups.

China appears to be a major donor to the Biden fam.

aldousburbank

Quote from: NowhereInTime on December 08, 2020, 06:58:32 PM
Yeah but the difference is I don't have to worry about what he thinks about EVERYTHING EVERYDAY.  Oh, and not selling our ass out to the highest bidder.

A- I think you worry too much.
B- The biggest difference between the two is that Trump is the person he presents himself to be and Biden is a miserable spineless phony with disturbingly diminished ethical and mental performance issues, not to mention he has the physical vigor of a fucking glue horse. Whereas Trump was easily able to get over the vid, Biden looks like he could expire from a mild case of flatulence. Congratulations, the lemon you bought at the used car lot blew its suspension before it left the lot.

Ciardelo

Biden supporters attempt to “heal” by bombing home of Michigan Trump supporter

"Ever since the mainstream media declared Joe Biden to be the “winner” of the 2020 election, leftists have suddenly decided that now is the time for our nation to “heal.” Their version of healing, though, involves bombing the homes of Trump supporters in the middle of the night."


DanTSX

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 08, 2020, 09:36:03 PM
Biden supporters attempt to “heal” by bombing home of Michigan Trump supporter

"Ever since the mainstream media declared Joe Biden to be the “winner” of the 2020 election, leftists have suddenly decided that now is the time for our nation to “heal.” Their version of healing, though, involves bombing the homes of Trump supporters in the middle of the night."



It’s ok to bomb nazis

SpaceMeowMaid

Bombs are legitimately fun, but not ok to do to people. Who are these Soros funded mongloids?

Give me all the bombs, and put these dopes back in their Phish concerts, or Juggalo pens, or ESL classes or whatever.

albrecht

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/hunter-biden-says-hes-under-tax-investigation/ar-BB1bN69I

Will it be quashed? Or will he simply OD, so as not to be a problem any longer? Maybe after Uncle Joe has a spell, or worse, and Karmala is made President as planned


ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on December 09, 2020, 04:01:29 PM
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/hunter-biden-says-hes-under-tax-investigation/ar-BB1bN69I

Will it be quashed? Or will he simply OD, so as not to be a problem any longer? Maybe after Uncle Joe has a spell, or worse, and Karmala is made President as planned
I’m sure the IRS will soon realize their mistake and issue Hunter a large refund, with apologies.

NowhereInTime

Quote from: aldousburbank on December 08, 2020, 07:50:26 PM
A- I think you worry too much.
B- The biggest difference between the two is that Trump is the person he presents himself to be and Biden is a miserable spineless phony with disturbingly diminished ethical and mental performance issues, not to mention he has the physical vigor of a fucking glue horse. Whereas Trump was easily able to get over the vid, Biden looks like he could expire from a mild case of flatulence. Congratulations, the lemon you bought at the used car lot blew its suspension before it left the lot.

The last four years have given me reason to worry.  Trump may be "the person he presents himself to be" (to the point of vulgarity), but in doing so reveals he couldn't care less about (at least) two thirds of this nation.  He abandons allies (like leaving the Kurds in the lurch in Syria) because of his transactional "what-have-you-done-for-me" nature, he is wholly self serving to the point of breaking the law (having Ambassador Woody Johnson solicit the Open Championship or Cohen's payoff of Stormy Daniels), he is indifferent to the health of our citizens (COVID, after all, is a "Democrat hoax") and has done nothing to stimulate the economy during this difficult time.  He's had months to reinvigorate this nation and has sought only to divide it.

Joe Biden may well be a "lemon" in terms of his personal vigor, but I much prefer a steward of the national trust than a coked up toddler (literally "on steroids") running around, wreaking havoc, and destroying the foundation of this nation in pursuit of self gratification.

NowhereInTime

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 08, 2020, 09:36:03 PM
Biden supporters attempt to “heal” by bombing home of Michigan Trump supporter

"Ever since the mainstream media declared Joe Biden to be the “winner” of the 2020 election, leftists have suddenly decided that now is the time for our nation to “heal.” Their version of healing, though, involves bombing the homes of Trump supporters in the middle of the night."



It is time to heal the nation.  Or, at the very least, demonstrate to the Right that, once again, the nation rejects greed, selfishness, racism, and militancy as core political principles.

https://www.reuters.com/article/usa-election-michigan-idUSKBN28H137


https://www.foxnews.com/us/kidnap-michigan-governor-gretchen-whitmer




Dr. MD MD

Yeah, sure...”healing.” ::)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxfws0Sf_40&feature=emb_logo

Hey there, safespace! You think that maybe it’s finally time to pull your head out of your ass or do you plan on keeping it there another 4 years? :D

If by “healing” you mean that it’s time to unquestioningly accecpt your lies and corruption again think again. You better just go with demonstrating how you reject us.

Ciardelo

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 10, 2020, 11:30:09 AM
Yeah, sure...”healing.” ::)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxfws0Sf_40&feature=emb_logo

Hey there, safespace! You think that maybe it’s finally time to pull your head out of your ass or do you plan on keeping it there another 4 years? :D

If by “healing” you mean that it’s time to unquestioningly accecpt your lies and corruption again think again. You better just go with demonstrating how you reject us.


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