The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[Dr. MD MD]

I just listened to the first hour that I missed last night. So, unsurprisingly, metron turned put to be an evil, manipulative shit who was trying to take advantage of a schizophrenic to troll Bellgab. What a jerk! : :

[Tootsie]

I just listened to the first hour that I missed last night. So, unsurprisingly, metron turned put to be an evil, manipulative shit who was trying to take advantage of a schizophrenic to troll Bellgab. What a jerk! : :

hey, i  missed you on the chat ..    so much drama

[Dr. MD MD]

hey, i  missed you on the chat ..    so much drama

I chat here. Google can go fuck themselves!

[Tootsie]

I chat here. Google can go fuck themselves!

ok honey. 

[Dr. MD MD]

ok honey. 

Having to “watch what you say” is an unacceptable slippery slope.

[Tootsie]

Having to “watch what you say” is an unacceptable slippery slope.

so i am told 

[Tootsie]

I approve of your new Halloween avatar though   

[Dr. MD MD]

so i am told 

When he gets to the bottom his life will totally be controlled by busybody housewives posing as politicians.

[Tootsie]

When he gets to the bottom his life will totally be controlled by busybody housewives posing as politicians.

yeah  for sure

[ItsOver]

When he gets to the bottom his life will totally be controlled by busybody housewives posing as politicians.

Ha!  Yep, just what we need.  A country controlled by a pack of psychotic nosy neighbor next door types.

[whoozit]

I enjoyed seeing the quote about $4.49 a minute phone work on the Gabcast.

[ItsOver]

I enjoyed seeing the quote about $4.49 a minute phone work on the Gabcast.

Ha!  Hey, a girl has to live, you know. 

[Jackstar]

unsurprisingly, metron turned put to be an evil, manipulative shit who was trying to take advantage of a schizophrenic to troll Bellgab. What a jerk! ::) ::)

Trying? It is clear that you were all trolled, and hardly only the mentally ill were made to suffer for it.

Incidentally, as soon as that dork who alleged an identity as "VC" started spewing horse dick about my online presence, I put on my earbuds w/mic (removing my wizard hat and robe first) and called in, and my call was ignored. I called twice. NO acknowledgement from the host, although it was nice that he had his own narrative to promulgate. Kudos.

Frankly I think that is for the best. Any of you half-tard monkeys who believed that I had either the time--or the inclination--to pretend to be someone else deserve nothing but derision and scorn.

[Dr. MD MD]

Trying? It is clear that you were all trolled, and hardly only the mentally ill were made to suffer for it.

Incidentally, as soon as that dork who alleged an identity as "VC" started spewing horse dick about my online presence, I put on my earbuds w/mic (removing my wizard hat and robe first) and called in, and my call was ignored. I called twice. NO acknowledgement from the host, although it was nice that he had his own narrative to promulgate. Kudos.

Frankly I think that is for the best. Any of you half-tard monkeys who believed that I had either the time--or the inclination--to pretend to be someone else deserve nothing but derision and scorn.

It’s probably posts like these. :

Frankly, this post leads me to believe that VC may be right about you, metron.

P.S. I said trying because Azz eventually woke up and kicked that needy loser to the curb...but you go on thinking that he actually hurt my feelz, Jack.

[Ciardelo]

Clearly, a person who has time to post over 100 posts a day simply doesn't have enough time to "pose" as anybody else.

[K_Dubb]

Any of you half-tard monkeys who believed that I had either the time--or the inclination--to pretend to be someone else deserve nothing but derision and scorn.

You have pushed me to lay out the case, Jacky.  It is a very reasonable supposition, as is the one where you are also Rubini.  Consider these five qualities:

1.  Highly energetic
2.  Believes Heather is relevant to bellgab somehow
3.  Believes bellgab is relevant to Heather
4.  Needs Azzerae for some reason
5.  Regularly addresses bellgab in a contemptuous tone, from a position of assumed superiority

Grid the three and check the boxes.  Not all will be shared to the same degree, of course, but these are by no means common qualities here and the chance that three distinct individuals who share them would emerge in this confined space is kind of small.  Is it, perhaps, a consortium?

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Nope. If Metron and RUBINI were Jackstar's socks I would not have been able to speak to RUBINI on the phone while sitting in the room with Jackstar on Multiple random occasions. And if he were Metron, I would not have seen Metron posting in real time while Jackstar and I were out swimming, or doing other things without our phones.

PS where is the Venn Diagram for this theory?

[K_Dubb]

[Jackstar]

PS where is the Venn Diagram for this theory?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM0K4VODk8Q

[Ciardelo]

Ok. So it's pretty clear that @SpaceMeowMaid is Metron & Pubini. Think about it. It makes sense.

[Dr. MD MD]

Ok. So it's pretty clear that @SpaceMeowMaid is Metron & Pubini. Think about it. It makes sense.

Interesting take...but she called into the last Gabcast and sounded like a woman.

[Jackstar]

Grid the three and check the boxes.  Not all will be shared to the same degree, of course, but these are by no means common qualities here and the chance that three distinct individuals who share them would emerge in this confined space is kind of small.  Is it, perhaps, a consortium?

I find it implausible that you have not considered the very real possibility that I am the one being aped. And, since that is in fact the case, your failure to even include that in your analysis, speaks volumes.

anal [...] volumes

You are welcome.

[K_Dubb]

Interesting take...but she called into the last Gabcast and sounded like a woman.

Oh I can do that.

[Jackstar]

Ok. So it's pretty clear that @SpaceMeowMaid is Metron & Pubini. Think about it. It makes sense.

Well, if so: Rubini fucks like a champion, believe me.

[ItsOver]

Interesting take...but she called into the last Gabcast and sounded like a woman.

True, Doc.  I’m not sure, though, Rubini sounded like a man.

[Jackstar]

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[Jackstar]

though, Rubini sounded like a man.

Perhaps, yet nevertheless, s/he/it argues like a little bitch. That is on record.

[chefist]

Interesting take...but she called into the last Gabcast and sounded like a woman.

she called into Ray's show too...clearly a lady.

[Jackstar]

Clearly, a person who has time to post over 100 posts a day simply doesn't have enough time to "pose" as anybody else.

It would have been easy for someone to pre-load a script to automate all that. Nevertheless, I maintain sole right of authorship of all my hard work--that is now the intellectual property of BellGab.

Hello, is this the BASED Department? Expect a call from Legal. You're welcome."

[K_Dubb]

I find it implausible that you have not considered the very real possibility that I am the one being aped. And, since that is in fact the case, your failure to even include that in your analysis, speaks volumes.


You are welcome.

I am stating the case.  You would have me undercut my own argument?  Malpractice!