Art Bell

[aldousburbank]

T minus 4 uh huh! The next three nights promise lots of foreplay, all leading up to the big wild thing on Monday! Yeah baby!

[Roswells, Art]

T minus 4 uh huh! The next three nights promise lots of foreplay, all leading up to the big wild thing on Monday! Yeah baby!

Taking a break to post in the forum, eh? Right on.

[Lt.Uhura]

I suppose, technically, it could be NPR. But if Art showed up there and spoke several million snoozing people would wake up and gasp.

Terry Gross?  She's got a similar interview style to Art:  Genuinely curious about the topics, enthusiastic and engaged, asks well-researched, intelligent questions, unpretentious, good sense of humor...

[No Quarter]

So Art's exact quote was "By the way I will be a Guest Friday on a show with hundreds of stations"

Could we be sleuthing this a bit off?  How about the possibility of a guest appearance on a TV show with hundreds of stations?

The New Horizons Pluto flyby was just a ruse by NASA. They secretly dropped a transmitter station on the planet so that the alien fleets amassing just outside our solar system can pick up MiTD.

So the hundreds of stations could include those secret bases on the Moon, Mars, etc.     

"Coming to you live from the High Desert, across this great land of ours, and now including Guam, the Moon, and the REST of the solar system, I'm Art Bell."

[lrgmnky]

Not really...rush is the biggest and he's on 600 or so...

According to NPR there are about 900 member stations.  Not to say that listenership is as big...  How many Subarus are there out there?

[albrecht]

According to NPR there are about 900 member stations.  Not to say that listenership is as big...  How many Subarus are there out there?

Richard Syrette should do the NPR interview. Just to lead to much confusion of Subaru and Prius drivers as to who is the NPR host and who is the guest.

[chefist]

He he ^^^

[Roswells, Art]

Richard Syrette should do the NPR interview. Just to lead to much confusion of Subaru and Prius drivers as to who is the NPR host and who is the guest.

Hey! I ride a bicycle to work!  Oh never mind I guess that doesn't help my case.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

The only time Dave's made it rain is in a strip club.

Dave is far too cheap for that. He probably just put the working girl on his Friday prayer list.

[aldousburbank]

According to NPR there are about 900 member stations.  Not to say that listenership is as big...  How many Subarus are there out there?

I think it's only the Outbacks that have the mandatory NPR rule. Or is that the gay imperative? I forget.

[ItsOver]

Dave is far too cheap for that. He probably just put the working girl on his Friday prayer list.

Keep Goatse in your prayers, Dave.

[lrgmnky]

Hey! I ride a bicycle to work!  Oh never mind I guess that doesn't help my case.

HA!  I'll ride my bike home from work and listen to NPR on TuneIn and every once in a while I'll realize what a damn stereotype I am.

[lonevoice]

Dave is far too cheap for that. He probably just put the working girl on his Friday prayer list.

[aldousburbank]

HA!  I'll ride my bike home from work and listen to NPR on TuneIn and every once in a while I'll realize what a damn stereotype I am.

Irgmnky, is that turmeric in your avatar?

[lrgmnky]

Irgmnky, is that turmeric in your avatar?

Yes.  Yes it is.

For the record, it's Lrgmnky.    Should have gone all caps.

[PB the Deplorable]

The New Horizons Pluto flyby was just a ruse by NASA. They secretly dropped a transmitter station on the planet so that the alien fleets amassing just outside our solar system can pick up MiTD.

So the hundreds of stations could include those secret bases on the Moon, Mars, etc...

Their undoing was trying to hide it all under buildings made of glass. 

Disclosure right around the corner

[aldousburbank]

Yes.  Yes it is.

Careful dude. That shit's dangerous.

[SciFiAuthor]

Their undoing was trying to hide it all under buildings made of glass. 

Disclosure right around the corner

Don't forget the archive on Pluto that used to be a moon of Mars. I don't know if you heard Hoagland's interview last night on DMRN, but he's getting wwaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy out there these days with his theories.

[aldousburbank]

Don't forget the archive on Pluto that used to be a moon of Mars. I don't know if you heard Hoagland's interview last night on DMRN, but he's getting wwaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy out there these days with his theories.

Getting?

[lrgmnky]

Careful dude. That shit's dangerous.

That's why I only freebase, once, twice a week max.

[No Quarter]

That's why I only freebase, once, twice a week max.

That's where it starts: You begin by free-basing turmeric, then soon you're dying your hair black, eating pizza rolls, and....well, it just gets worse from there.

[SciFiAuthor]

That's why I only freebase, once, twice a week max.

I was on that shit for years. First HE gives it to you free. Then he extends you credit . . . but only if you'll join his dating service. Before it's all over you're hooked on 40 different life-extension supplements, you're in massive debt payable only in 7/11 turkey sammiches and you feel like a cheap, used up whore. Get help while you still can, change the dial to MITD.

[Keyser Söze]

Jim Blowhannon?

I had a dream last night, Art was  being interviewed by Lars Larson on FM100 KXL.

[nbirnes]

I HAVE A SCOOP!!!!  Clyde Lewis answered my PM to him.  Art will *not* be on his show tomorrow, but Clyde will be on **Art's** show "soon." 

Good work, Faustina. So, bigger than a Clyde. RoseGirl was speculating Howard Stern. Is he still on the air? Or just on Sirius? He's still a big fish, right?

[lrgmnky]

That's where it starts: You begin by free-basing turmeric, then soon you're dying your hair black, eating pizza rolls, and....well, it just gets worse from there.

I was on that shit for years. First HE gives it to you free. Then he extends you credit . . . but only if you'll join his dating service. Before it's all over you're hooked on 40 different life-extension supplements, you're in massive debt payable only in 7/11 turkey sammiches and you feel like a cheap, used up whore. Get help while you still can, change the dial to MITD.

You're right.  My original post was just a cry for help.  I'll start rehab Monday.  (Actually, Sunday)

[No Quarter]

You're right.  My original post was just a cry for help.  I'll start rehab Monday.  (Actually, Sunday)

Part of the 12 step Turmeric Program:
1. Acknowledge the higher power that is MiTD
2. Remove yourself from the dangerous environment where you abused the turmeric and embrace the higher power that is MiTD
3. Repeat the following at least three times a day: "Turn off your radio!"
4. Avoid gerbils

[ItsOver]

Part of the 12 step Turmeric Program:
1. Acknowledge the higher power that is MiTD
2. Remove yourself from the dangerous environment where you abused the turmeric and embrace the higher power that is MiTD
3. Repeat the following at least three times a day: "Turn off your radio!"
4. Avoid gerbils

Yep.  And remember The Dave is always out there lurking, trying to lure you back.  Fortunately, he'll usually just put you to sleep before that happens.

[gdwarner]

I bet they can't wait for the Noory stream.

First they have to get past the Dark Days of Mike Siegel!

[popple]

I HAVE A SCOOP!!!!  Clyde Lewis answered my PM to him.  Art will *not* be on his show tomorrow, but Clyde will be on **Art's** show "soon." 

Nifty work 

[aldousburbank]

First they have to get past the Dark Days of Mike Siegel!

Expect retaliation!