George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

"Where can people find your book?"

In the dumpster right next to that ant-covered ham bone.

lol

[Juan Cena]

Well, the 3 headed person/people will be on Friday with a breaking story.  :  This is, and has been so pathetic, but Dave Noory loves it.

Screw the 3-headed person. Let's see Dave interview a real-life human centipede.

[UFQuack]

[Mizak]

Last night was too funny.With the huckster David Essel's apologizing for how wrong he was with his last book and how his new one is so right and in it he apologizes for his last book.Also when they had the emerging artists music play ,ctc played commercials over their music.One thing that you can always count on is ctc sucking more than it did the night before. ctc and dave are eternal in sucking the big one!

[ShayP]

Screw the 3-headed person. Let's see Dave interview a real-life human centipede.

LMAO!!!  This made my morning.

[21st Century Man]

Screw the 3-headed person. Let's see Dave interview a real-life human centipede.

Dave won't have it.  "This is a famlee-friendly show."  Of course, off the camera, Noory and Tommy make like the human centipede.  That movie was the most twisted thing that I've ever seen.  I didn't bother with the sequels.

[21st Century Man]

Last night was too funny.With the huckster David Essel's apologizing for how wrong he was with his last book and how his new one is so right and in it he apologizes for his last book.Also when they had the emerging artists music play ,ctc played commercials over their music.One thing that you can always count on is ctc sucking more than it did the night before. ctc and dave are eternal in sucking the big one!

How could you listen to that crappy shit?  It is one thing if Noory has an interesting guest/topic.  Otherwise, I skip most of the shows.  You must be a new listener.  I listened to almost every show for like 7 years, then I had enough.

[136 or 142]

I'm surprised there wasn't a guest on Coast to Coast to promote this new 'Doyle and Houdini' program.

[Robert]

Dave won't have it.  "This is a famlee-friendly show."

Manson, Mafia, or Addams?

[Robert]

That actually looks pretty cool, except for the host's likely questions/comments ...

"Isn't this an amazing time to study all this?",
"There's more power in my smartphone than the Apollo mission had!",
"I just don't get the Big Bang!"
"My favorite Hubble photo is the one with all the galaxies!"
"I really believe there must be life out there somewhere, I really do"
"Where can people find your book?"

He was awful, & obviously out of his element.  Which is too bad, because that was my element, in a way.  I was an acquaintance of Wally Thornhill & David Talbot, met them courtesy of my friend Charles Raspil (d. 2002), who had his own planetary catastrophist ideas that unfortunately didn't get no respect at Velikovskian conferences.

Noory was OTOH pretty good with the 1st guest.  I think Noory is actually interested in the mind stuff.  He should do a program with that kind of orient'n, instead of his producer's trying to guess who Art Bell would've had on.

[136 or 142]

He was awful, & obviously out of his element.  Which is too bad, because that was my element, in a way.  I was an acquaintance of Wally Thornhill & David Talbot, met them courtesy of my friend Charles Raspil (d. 2002), who had his own planetary catastrophist ideas that unfortunately didn't get no respect at Velikovskian conferences.

Noory was OTOH pretty good with the 1st guest.  I think Noory is actually interested in the mind stuff.  He should do a program with that kind of orient'n, instead of his producer's trying to guess who Art Bell would've had on.

He should do it on his own show on some local small watt radio station.

[bigchucka]

I always did like that song by Prince... "Seven"...

[136 or 142]

Who do you think are the worst regulars on Coast to Coast?

In honor of the first guest, guest, Glynis McCants, who is far and away my most disliked guest.  Due to my political views, some of these guests may be liked by those who disagree with me.

Top 10

1.Glynnis McCants. Even second place is a fairly distant second to her.


2.Tim (Sleaze) Ball.
The Calgary Herald, which is basically the paper of record of the Canadian (Alberta) oil patch, published an op-ed by Sleaze Ball in 2006 and then later published a letter in response to that by a Professor Dan Johnson who accurately replied that Sleaze Ball 'overstated' his credentials.  When Sleaze Ball threatened to sue Johnson and the Calgary Herald (Sleaze Ball seems to spend most of his time either being sued or threatening to sue) this was the statement of defense the Calgary Herald filed: (Sleaze Ball dropped the threatened lawsuit)

"...that the Plaintiff (Ball) never held a reputation in the scientific community as a noted climatologist and authority on global warming....

"The Plaintiff has never published any research in any peer-reviewed scientific journal which addressed the topic of human contributions to greenhouse gas emissions and global warming;

"The Plaintiff has published no papers on climatology in academically recognized peer-reviewed scientific journals since his retirement as a Professor in 1996;

"The Plaintiff's credentials and credibility as an expert on the issue of global warming have been repeatedly disparaged in the media; and

"The Plaintiff is viewed as a paid promoter of the agenda of the oil and gas industry rather than as a practicing scientist."

Keep in mind that this is the paper that represents the views of the oil and gas industry.

3.Steve Quayle.  He's usually entertaining for the first five minutes, but his endless and insane ramblings quickly get tiring after that.  "The point being..."  Hasn't been on as much of late.  Speaking of Steve Quayle, whatever happened to John Lear?  Did he and Noory have a falling out?  The funniest thing with Lear was when he did a program together with Richard C. Hoagland, and even Hoagland said that Lear sounded "naive' to him for believing a lot of the things that he had been told.

4.Ed Dames.  Still waiting for the 'Kill Shot.'

5.Mish Shedlock.  No matter what the economic news is it's always a sign that the crash that's going to make the 'Great Recession' look like a minor downturn is just around the corner.

6.Gerald Celente.  He's not as bad as Shedlock in that he seems to be genuinely interested in the opinions of the callers and he seems to even genuinely care about people.  But, at the end of the day, he's basically just an odd combination of a cynical nostalgist romantic.

7.Robert Felix.  Second class lunatic.  Steve Quayle is a first class lunatic.  Not as annoying as Quayle but not entertaining either like Quayle can be.  Also hasn't been on lately.

8.Catherine Austin Fitts.  Uses a lot of buzz words and phrases that don't actually mean anything (at least not that I can make out). She also changes her opinions depending on whichever way the political winds are blowing. On occasion though she does accurately correct some silly thing that Noory says.  She certainly knows the basics, but I guess there isn't all that much money in being an ordinary financial adviser.

9.Charles R(epublican) Smith.  Sounds on the surface like a foreign policy expert. But, if you research what he actually says, it's basically all Republican talking points that are usually half truths at best. He has some interesting ideas, but no integrity.

10.John Curtis.  I've never heard anybody so seemingly intelligent become such an enabler for an obvious fraud like Donald Trump.  I disagree with most of anything Trump says, but I personally doubt that Trump believes much of what he says either.  Curtis' head is totally up Trump's... whatever.

Howard Bloom can get a little silly and he's not anywhere near the expert on the number of things that he thinks he is, but I agree with him on most issues politically, so I give him a pass. 

I don't agree all that much with Jerome Corsi, but he seems to be a very polite person, so I also give him a pass.

I used to find Rosemarie Ellen Guiley occasionally interesting, but she just bores me now, but she sounds like a nice and sincere person even though she is in a field with a lot of charlatans, so I give her a pass as well.

[Little Hater]

Who do you think are the worst regulars on Coast to Coast?

Not a bad list, but you forgot to include my number one, veterinarian and stinking, lying fraud 'Dr.' Joel Wallace. You may have left him off your list because technically he isn't a guest, but rather an infomercial participant.

[Mizak]

How could you listen to that crappy shit?  It is one thing if Noory has an interesting guest/topic.  Otherwise, I skip most of the shows.  You must be a new listener.  I listened to almost every show for like 7 years, then I had enough.

I only listen when I have my bouts of insomnia.Don't worry it's not like I listen to the whole show.Never could listen to a whole show of dave .Even when he first started as a  host when art  was still on,I couldn't stand him. Insomnia does strange things.

[136 or 142]

Not a bad list, but you forgot to include my number one, veterinarian and stinking, lying fraud 'Dr.' Joel Wallace. You may have left him off your list because technically he isn't a guest, but rather an infomercial participant.

Oops.  Yes, I did forget him.  I agree his medical advice is ridiculous (according to him virtually half of all people with a medical condition seem to have a gluten problem) but the worst problem is that he tells the same stories every month.  Did you know that people's health started to deteriorate after they no longer buried wood ashes in their gardens?

[21st Century Man]

I only listen when I have my bouts of insomnia.Don't worry it's not like I listen to the whole show.Never could listen to a whole show of dave .Even when he first started as a  host when art  was still on,I couldn't stand him. Insomnia does strange things.

Yes, it does indeed.  I may listen to Noory tonight with guest, Tobias McGriff.  I went on his ghost tour in Savannah and he is very good at what he does.  Nice guy too.

[Just Me]

I see by the C2C funny pages there giving out insider memberships for .99 cent this month of May.

Anyway, shoe shine clown boy still sickens me and I refuse to join any of the circus acts C2C has to offer.

[21st Century Man]

I see by the C2C funny pages there giving out insider memberships for .99 cent this month of May.

Anyway, shoe shine clown boy still sickens me and I refuse to join any of the circus acts C2C has to offer.

I guess they are losing subscribers. They lost me in the last year.

[UnscreenedCaller]

I see by the C2C funny pages there giving out insider memberships for .99 cent this month of May.

Anyway, shoe shine clown boy still sickens me and I refuse to join any of the circus acts C2C has to offer.

Oh, how interesting! Aren't they signing thousands of subscribers each and every month, according to Jorch? I thought I heard  him make mention of it once or twice or three thousand times.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Who do you think are the worst regulars on Coast to Coast?

May I add every one of Noory's quack cancer "specialists" who engage in no clinical trials or subject to peer review because "the gummint is out to get them, particularly the FDA"? There is, I hope, a deep pocket in hell for every one of these vultures who prey on the innocent and vulnerable with baking soda and antineoplastons, coffee enemas and other snake oil treatments. There's a name for their patients: Deceased. And add to that the idiot antivaxxers, most of whom aren't medical doctors, but quacks convinced a study proven to be falsified is the truth. 

Exhibits A and B in why I think Noory is a dangerous numptie.

[zeebo]

Who do you think are the worst regulars on Coast to Coast?...

I've forgotten his name, but the guy who all he talks about is how people need to get off psychological meds like anti-depressents / anti-anxiety / anti-pain  pills ... then follows that up by offering only trite conventinal wisdom about how to manage symptoms drug free.  I think he's an alarmist that is unlrealistic about the complexities of the issue of chronic illness maintenance.

[ItsOver]

I've forgotten his name, but the guy who all he talks about is how people need to get off psychological meds like anti-depressents / anti-anxiety / anti-pain  pills ... then follows that up by offering only trite conventinal wisdom about how to manage symptoms drug free.  I think he's an alarmist that is unlrealistic about the complexities of the issue of chronic illness maintenance.

He's the one with the odd, mellow, sing-song voice, right Zeeb?  He sounds like he's on a nice mix of what he's telling everyone to stop taking.

[albrecht]

I've forgotten his name, but the guy who all he talks about is how people need to get off psychological meds like anti-depressents / anti-anxiety / anti-pain  pills ... then follows that up by offering only trite conventinal wisdom about how to manage symptoms drug free.  I think he's an alarmist that is unlrealistic about the complexities of the issue of chronic illness maintenance.

Is that the Dr.Breggin guy? His big deal seems to be the over-medication of children/people in psychiatry.

[coaster]

Believe it or not I have to apologize to George Noory. After all the fun I made too...embarrassing.
Things you never worry about happening to you until it actually happens #1. Burning the HELL out of your mouth.
I took a bite of a microwaved burrito. First bite was warm. Thought, ah this is pleasant. Tasted good, so I went in again. Second bite absolutely seared to the roof of my mouth. Lava hot beans just glued themselves in there. I couldn't even spit it out.  I think I literally have a crater on the roof of my mouth now. There is actual skin type crap hanging from the roof of my mouth dangling and sitting on my tongue. All I can say is damn, that sucks. Karma and hot beans. I'll probably have to go get this checked out too. It's pretty damn bad.
This shit happens. Microwaves are stupid. You'd think it would cook something evenly.

[Morgus]

Believe it or not I have to apologize to George Noory. After all the fun I made too...embarrassing.
Things you never worry about happening to you until it actually happens #1. Burning the HELL out of your mouth.
I took a bite of a microwaved burrito. First bite was warm. Thought, ah this is pleasant. Tasted good, so I went in again. Second bite absolutely seared to the roof of my mouth. Lava hot beans just glued themselves in there. I couldn't even spit it out.  I think I literally have a crater on the roof of my mouth now. There is actual skin type crap hanging from the roof of my mouth dangling and sitting on my tongue. All I can say is damn, that sucks. Karma and hot beans. I'll probably have to go get this checked out too. It's pretty damn bad.
This shit happens. Microwaves are stupid. You'd think it would cook something evenly.

Is there a warning about this on the food label?

[coaster]

Is there a warning about this on the food label?

El Monterey burritos. Microwave for 1:45 and let sit a minute. Product may be hot.
I guess I'm just an idiot, but one would think that when buying a food product and buying a microwave, you wouldn't have to worry about the two conspiring to kill you. Microwaves are one invention that can still be improved. They are clunky pieces of shit that don't work.

[albrecht]

El Monterey burritos. Microwave for 1:45 and let sit a minute. Product may be hot.
I guess I'm just an idiot, but one would think that when buying a food product and buying a microwave, you wouldn't have to worry about the two conspiring to kill you. Microwaves are one invention that can still be improved. They are clunky pieces of shit that don't work.

That sucks and is painful. Though I'm surprised you aren't well-versed in the dangers of microwave ovens, various conspiracy theorist and health "researcher" nuts for decades have been claiming various dangers of microwave ovens. Then again, Harvard folks say no.
http://www.health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/microwave-cooking-and-nutrition

[UnscreenedCaller]

Believe it or not I have to apologize to George Noory. After all the fun I made too...embarrassing.
Things you never worry about happening to you until it actually happens #1. Burning the HELL out of your mouth.
I took a bite of a microwaved burrito. First bite was warm. Thought, ah this is pleasant. Tasted good, so I went in again. Second bite absolutely seared to the roof of my mouth. Lava hot beans just glued themselves in there. I couldn't even spit it out.  I think I literally have a crater on the roof of my mouth now. There is actual skin type crap hanging from the roof of my mouth dangling and sitting on my tongue. All I can say is damn, that sucks. Karma and hot beans. I'll probably have to go get this checked out too. It's pretty damn bad.
This shit happens. Microwaves are stupid. You'd think it would cook something evenly.

I'm sorry coaster, that sounds horrific. Comfort  yourself in the knowledge  you didn't have to call Tommy to assist you in the aftermath like someone else we all know.  :

Hope it heals asap and painlessly.

[PB the Deplorable]

El Monterey burritos...

Are you sure it wasn't Dexter Monterey burritos?