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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
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Quote from: albrecht on January 19, 2016, 10:55:00 AM
Norry: "Glenn Frey a living legend; dead at 67." :o
This is in keeping with Norry, however. In years past he mentioned a frequent guest who was "mortally stabbed by a crazed man" and is recovering.  :o

Someone should explain the English language to Noory.

Quote from: ufogadfly on January 21, 2016, 02:12:25 PM
... Last night's first segment was typical disGeorge... our brilliant host doesn't repeat the question that was never answered, and the guest sloughs it off with, "it's in the book."...

''Yuh wanna give out yor website uh-gin, an' tellus wherwecun fine yor buuk .

whoozit

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on January 21, 2016, 07:17:33 PM
Someone should explain the English language to Noory.
I think he meant to say dead living legend.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on January 21, 2016, 07:26:13 PM
''Yuh wanna give out yor website uh-gin, an' tellus wherwecun fine yor buuk .

I would LOVE it if just for once, the guest said, "You can find my book up you ass."

ItsOver

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on January 21, 2016, 07:17:33 PM
Someone should explain the English language to Noory.
"We'll go a little slower just for Georgie today..."



ziznak

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on January 21, 2016, 07:38:30 PM
I would LOVE it if just for once, the guest said, "You can find my book up you ass."
that would be great if some guest just totally lost it and let joorchy have it... and then somebody somehow got a recording of it out... A few guests have just about had it up to here with jorch tho... LMH CANT STAND HIS AZZ

whoozit

Quote from: ziznak on January 21, 2016, 07:43:21 PM
that would be great if some guest just totally lost it and let joorchy have it... and then somebody somehow got a recording of it out... A few guests have just about had it up to here with jorch tho... LMH CANT STAND HIS AZZ
I used to listen solely for the purpose of having a guest lose it when he asks a question that was answered by what the guest had just been talking about.  I wanted to hear the words "Have you heard a fucking word I said?"

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on January 21, 2016, 07:38:30 PM
I would LOVE it if just for once, the guest said, "You can find my book up you ass."
If ever there was a motivation to write a damn book right there it is.

Quote from: whoozit on January 21, 2016, 07:56:50 PM
I used to listen solely for the purpose of having a guest lose it when he asks a question that was answered by what the guest had just been talking about.  I wanted to hear the words "Have you heard a fucking word I said?"

You might enjoy this.  It's quite possible this is where he learned his interviewing style.


http://youtu.be/gZEyvwhjcFk

akwilly

Awesome we get another natural remedy doctor on c2c tonight! Am kinda bummed that it's not the veterinarian guy because who didn't trust a dog doctor for medical advise. Can't wait to hear the infomercial!

ziznak

ya know i think they cracked down on the yewtubes or people are really just not listeneeen and posteeen.  The last few times I've looked (it's kinda rare lately) I haven't been able to find reliable c2c am stuff...

there's NO WAY IN HELL I would listen live anymore....

I think I'm finally on my way to beeean totally noory free

And yet, all the preceding pages notwithstanding, George Noory hosts a nightly national radio show and Art Bell hosts...a Facebook page. :(

goldendeal

Sat 01-23 Fixed Gambling In Sports.   Jorch has taken the program to a new level....completely down the toilet.

Jackstar

Quote from: goldendeal on January 22, 2016, 12:55:14 AM
Sat 01-23 Fixed Gambling In Sports.   Jorch has taken the program to a new level....completely down the toilet.

I'm not sure what you're getting at, besides the usual. What's wrong with talking about how the NFL istotally not rigged?

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: Portal Crusher on January 21, 2016, 11:41:56 PM
And yet, all the preceding pages notwithstanding, George Noory hosts a nightly national radio show and Art Bell hosts...a Facebook page. :(
Well, that's true too.

Dateline

This is very unhealthy.  The multi-level marketing supplement sellers are on Coast for the second time this month.

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: Dateline on January 22, 2016, 01:08:46 AM
This is very unhealthy.  The multi-level marketing supplement sellers are on Coast for the second time this month.

They're usually on four times a month. As George says, "we hyav a purturship"...

Dateline

I hear Norry is going to pen a non-fiction book.  "Quitting For Dummies"  will be the title.  Bellgab are the ghost writers.  Of course, he will need to give credit where credit is due.

The cover will be written by George Norry and Bell Gabbers.

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: Dateline on January 22, 2016, 01:12:01 AM
I hear Norry is going to pen a non-fiction book.  "Quitting For Dummies"  will be the title.  Bellgab are the ghost writers.  Of course, he will need to give credit where credit is due.

The cover will be written by George Norry and Bell Gabbers.


goldendeal

Quote from: Jackstar on January 22, 2016, 12:56:51 AM
I'm not sure what you're getting at, besides the usual. What's wrong with talking about how the NFL istotally not rigged?


Absolutely nothing is wrong with it if you are tuned in to sports talk radio. I really don't care to hear Jorch’s top 10 sports gambling techniques. You know somewhere in that interview he will interject his personal experience on the slots at Circus Circus

Dateline

After reading about the show on sports rigging I went to the Coast website to check out the host.  It will be Richard Syrett.

Then, something else caught my eye and it must be a Coast dirty little secret.  The schedule for the next week was posted, and every show is a split show.  That is one where the person is interviewed for a hour and calls are taken for a hour. 

Also, I have noticed if they have a yucky topic like alternative health or politics and one that is more traditional Coast, most of the time the yucky topic is the first two hours.  The one that I would be most interested in listening to is the last two hours, and I cannot usually stay up.

I DON"T CARE AT ALL for Coast lite, or with Norry lies.  That is why I have for the most part become a Coast non-listener rather than listener.

CornyCrow

Quote from: Dateline on January 22, 2016, 09:56:28 AM
After reading about the show on sports rigging I went to the Coast website to check out the host.  It will be Richard Syrett.

Then, something else caught my eye and it must be a Coast dirty little secret.  The schedule for the next week was posted, and every show is a split show.  That is one where the person is interviewed for a hour and calls are taken for a hour. 

Also, I have noticed if they have a yucky topic like alternative health or politics and one that is more traditional Coast, most of the time the yucky topic is the first two hours.  The one that I would be most interested in listening to is the last two hours, and I cannot usually stay up.

I DON"T CARE AT ALL for Coast lite, or with Norry lies.  That is why I have for the most part become a Coast non-listener rather than listener.
I think Dave mentioned once that they deliberately put the better guest on last to entice people to listen to the entire program.  I don't know HOW they would test that, maybe from the number of callers?  They probably have lost touch with the fact that some people have to work.

ziznak

Quote from: Segundus on January 22, 2016, 10:18:16 AM
I think Dave mentioned once that they deliberately put the better guest on last to entice people to listen to the entire program.  I don't know HOW they would test that, maybe from the number of callers?  They probably have lost touch with the fact that some people have to work.
they count how many people make it through the new agey/fake health/ tumeric hour/hours... although im sure they are all loooong asleep...

"useless eaters"

albrecht

Quote from: whoozit on January 21, 2016, 07:56:50 PM
I used to listen solely for the purpose of having a guest lose it when he asks a question that was answered by what the guest had just been talking about.  I wanted to hear the words "Have you heard a fucking word I said?"
Most of the guests offended by Norry are the legit ones (real scientists, doctors, philosophers/academics, historians, etc.) And you can tell they are off-put by his manner, clearly didn't not read the book or even look into the subject matter, and him not listening/repeating the same question. But, usually, they are polite and worked in their criticism more subtlety. For example:
-long sighs
-silence
-using phrases such as "as I just said," as we discussed earlier," "like I told Mike the trucker in Missouri," and other such phrases. Sometimes you can almost hear the guests in the background texting their publicist or secretaries: "how the hell did I get on this program?" "who is this dolt, simply by appearing with him tears down my credibility?"
-GNS

ItsOver

Quote from: Segundus on January 22, 2016, 10:18:16 AM
I think Dave mentioned once that they deliberately put the better guest on last to entice people to listen to the entire program.  I don't know HOW they would test that, maybe from the number of callers?  They probably have lost touch with the fact that some people have to work.
Hey, just think how long Jorch has to wait every night to finally get to his turkey sandwich.

pate

Did Dave visit India last weekend?  Apparently, 300 dead turtles and a dead dolphin washed up on shore the other day.

No suck theeng as coansheedunces!

I hope dolphins are not soon to be added to the long list of species that Jorch thoughtlessly murders!  I await the forensic evidence.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/bhubaneswar/300-turtles-found-dead-on-Puri-beach/articleshow/50664087.cms

GNS

CornyCrow

Quote from: ItsOver on January 22, 2016, 02:25:36 PM
Hey, just think how long Jorch has to wait every night to finally get to his turkey sandwich.
That's what they should pay him in - turkey sandwiches and pizza rolls.

ufogadfly

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on January 21, 2016, 02:36:27 PM
For some reason, that reminded me of this movie!  ;D

HA! Maybe I'm revealing too much here, but I have the original poster from this flick!

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