George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Ben Shockley]

This morning I bailed from my long-time Coast Insider subscription that would have rolled over next week.  Noory's never getting a penny from me again.

You're a great and wise Geezer!  Encourage everyone to do the same.  There ARE free alternatives.

[VtaGeezer]

You're a great and wise Geezer!  Encourage everyone to do the same.  There ARE free alternatives.

I also e-mailed Creighton and Osborne expressing my disappointment that Noory dropped them abruptly though many listeners had tuned in to hear their discussion.

[LegacyCoast]

I AM SICK OF JORGE SNOOR-AY KISSING CEL**TE Butt.

Celente parrots the same junk that the drunk at the end of the bar says, and the drunk says it with more elan.

Katherine Ausin Chitts. God Bless her sickness, but SHE IS A BROKER. She is not a banker - she has never placed capital with institutions, debt or equity, who run a m&a process, she thinks the dow30 is indicative of the economy. GET A CLUE!

I am sick of these schmucks that Jorge Snoo-ray has on about 3x a week, isn't there some ex-GS banker of ex-MS banker who have decided to go rogue against the establishment? I speak to men and women everyday who get it, who are on the inside and can't wait to get the bonus - what's left - and run.

As someone still on the Street, the level of financial acumen on Coast is similar to Junior High announcements.

Go to ZeroHedge for better info.

[Mel(apostrophe)s Hole]

Art shouldn't have any qualms about starting a new show with a competing radio network or on his own. The show he created was destroyed long ago.

(Assuming he didn't sign a non-compete clause and is interested in a post-retirement diversion.)

Now, just for fun, what would be a good name for the new show?

Midnight in the Desert
State of the Art

[HorrorReporter]

Art shouldn't have any qualms about starting a new show with a competing radio network or on his own. The show he created was destroyed long ago.

(Assuming he didn't sign a non-compete clause and is interested in a post-retirement diversion.)

Now, just for fun, what would be a good name for the new show?

Midnight in the Desert
State of the Art

I LOVE Midnight in the Desert...

[Sardondi]

...Georgie is looking forward to meeting Iz --someday-- when he moves Team Noory to the new, secure agricultural commune in Hawaii.

I have to admit that would be an interesting show, since (IIRC) "Bruddah Iz" died about 15 years ago.

Art shouldn't have any qualms about starting a new show with a competing radio network or on his own. The show he created was destroyed long ago.

(Assuming he didn't sign a non-compete clause and is interested in a post-retirement diversion.)....

It's a wonderful dream, but Premiere certainly sewed Art up seven ways of silly on a non-compete - it's a sure thing that he's done his last radio that isn't CoasttocoastAM. Now that would be interesting: for AB to come back in to save the day. But I'm afraid that's an even bigger pipe dream...

[PB the Deplorable]

I have to admit that would be an interesting show, since (IIRC) "Bruddah Iz" died about 15 years ago...

Word of Davy Jones death today has likely reached the PremRat studios.  Hopefully George was listening when is producers told him he wasn't an actual singing monkey.

[Ben Shockley]

I have to admit that would be an interesting show, since (IIRC) "Bruddah Iz" died about 15 years ago.

Yeah, see: that's why it's "funny," see, 'cause Georgie doesn't know that.  See?
His obliviousness is a cornucopia of humor.

[thefamilyghost]

Pretty sure that last night I heard George say "The archaeologists who build the pyramids must have been geniuses!"

Also, why does he think that his guests know the answer to questions that are impossible to answer, or if there was an answer, it would be front-page news at this point, rather than something that someone was waiting for an interviewer to ask them about? Like 'who built the pyramids'? I don't get it. Why does he have to go after the really 'big' questions like that directly instead of talking about smaller details...there is so much to talk about!

Same goes for whenever a physicist's on..."Do you believe in the multiverse?" "God?" "Time Travel?"

Then, inevitably, he makes it about himself, 'You know, I've always believed in such-and-such...'

George, I've always believed that you're a moron. 

[Ben Shockley]

Word of Davy Jones death today has likely reached the PremRat studios.  Hopefully George was listening when is producers told him he wasn't an actual singing monkey.

Naturally, they'll play a Monkees song under Georgie reporting the death.  Any folks in here who are experts on the Monkees: listen carefully to whatever they play, and report for us who (other than Jones) wrote the song and sings lead-- 'cause you just know that Team Noory will botch it.
If Noory had a show in 1980, he would have played "Yesterday" under the report of John Lennon's death.
My gwosh, it's a Beatles sowung, isn't it?   What's the difrunce, fer cryinGout loud??

[sleeplessinca]

Is anyone scared about the smart meters yet?

[VtaGeezer]

It's a wonderful dream, but Premiere certainly sewed Art up seven ways of silly on a non-compete - it's a sure thing that he's done his last radio that isn't CoasttocoastAM. Now that would be interesting: for AB to come back in to save the day. But I'm afraid that's an even bigger pipe dream...

I agree.  Considering the cash-out Bell was rumored to have been paid, I can't imagine that there isn't at least a ten year very tight no-compete in the deal.  And AB would cost far more than Noory...I don't think they peddle enough ads for herbal prostate pills or MREs to cover the difference. I think by the time AB could do it, he'd be pushing 70 and his old guest Rolodex wouldn't be of much use.

[seven7]

Is anyone scared about the smart meters yet?

At least we know what Jethro Bodine and Ellie Mae Clampett are doing now.

[sleeplessinca]

Help!!!! The questions make no sense and the answers don't match!!! 
George just spurts outs questions, "There are meters inside the house, right?" 
"There are water heaters in the house"
"How many meters are in each house?"
"Oh there are hundreds in each state"
"Who makes them?"
"Lots of companies"
It gets worse and worse.

Are you afraid yet?

Be safe and buy lots of that food that will taste as good 25 years from now as it does today.  You can bet Turmeric George just woofs that shit down everyday.

[seven7]

Is it me, or does the dude sound more hammered with each answer?

[sleeplessinca]

The woman was off the rails and I think the dude thought he would rescue the whole trainwreck.  I don't know, I had to let the dogs out.  Noorey was masterful to finally ask what we should do.  The woman said we should all contact Michigan.  George thought that sounded a little funny if you weren't in Michigan to contact Michigan.  Thank goodness because she said we should all contact our own states. Got that everyone?  Be safe! 

BTW, here I thought they were done but there's a second hour.  You never know with smart meters.

[sleeplessinca]

one more-

George asks if the smart meters can effect your power supply.

duh

[michio]

Welcome to 'Paranoid Delusions' with your host, George Noory.  A nightly freaky fear-fest where anything goes, no matter how ludicrous the ideas may be.  Because "YOU NEVER KNOW."

[Mel(apostrophe)s Hole]

It's a wonderful dream, but Premiere certainly sewed Art up seven ways of silly on a non-compete - it's a sure thing that he's done his last radio that isn't CoasttocoastAM. Now that would be interesting: for AB to come back in to save the day. But I'm afraid that's an even bigger pipe dream...

Exactly. Art said he didn't want to compete against the show he created. My arguement is, that show no longer exists. He should resurrect it, but the real issue may be the NCC.

[Sardondi]

Yeah, see: that's why it's "funny," see, 'cause Georgie doesn't know that.  See?
His obliviousness is a cornucopia of humor.

Doh! *Forehead slap*

...Then, inevitably, he makes it about himself, 'You know, I've always believed in such-and-such...

You're right. Classic narcissists do this.

[VtaGeezer]

Did Noory abruptly drop yet another guest last night?  The summary on the C@C webpage says author Chris Carter was only on for the 3rd hour.  I thought he was going to be the 2nd half guest. I only heard part of the hour with Carter...the part where Noory jumped off topic and hounded him for a declaration on the reality of NDEs (he published a book on NDEs in  2005), and Carter finally said the saw no evidence that they were anything but a physiological response. I could almost see Noory's face contort!  Then...apparently...he disappeared at the break.

[Morgus]

Did Noory abruptly drop yet another guest last night?  The summary on the C@C webpage says author Chris Carter was only on for the 3rd hour.  I thought he was going to be the 2nd half guest. I only heard part of the hour with Carter...the part where Noory jumped off topic and hounded him for a declaration on the reality of NDEs (he published a book on NDEs in  2005), and Carter finally said the saw no evidence that they were anything but a physiological response. I could almost see Noory's face contort!  Then...apparently...he disappeared at the break.

The c2c website summary page is mistaken or improperly worded - they probably meant guest Chris Carter came on starting in the 3rd hour after the first 2 hour guest.
I recall Noory taking calls with Carter in the final hour last night.

But it was uncalled for that Noory dumped the interesting Giza Pyramid main guests after only one hour the night before.
And Noory didn't even have the guts to mention he had done that or the reason why on the air.
He just magically brought on substitute guest Joshua Warren in the 3rd hour with no explanation whatsoever... 

[kf5iwe]

Based on the preformance of my beloved tigers in the BCS game : Some people say we been kicked hard in the gonads. C2C sucks and so does simple george. We are loosing affiliates and old friends and guests dont return our calls. We dont get breaking news on the ufo front from Peter Davenport anymore like we used to when Art was QB. good guests from years gone by have gone to the green room in the sky. penile enlargement infomercials and other crap is starting to look good for late night entertainment. Its halftime in radioland folks. We are gonna go into the second half and we are still gonna have simple george as our QB. We are gonna run the same shit we been runnin in the first half cause it worked so good. So I want you to go get some fresh batteries for your radios and get ready to listen to some more god awful crap. Meanwhile I will be listening to redeye or reruns of Alex Jones. Yeah Its halftime America

[Sy-Klone]

Neil deGrasse Tyson is scheduled as a guest tonight. An actual astrophysicist scheduled on the show. With George?

There's a part of me that's morbidly curious to hear the ensuing, inevitable trainwreck that almost always happens when legitimate science and George Noory inhabit the same space. I'll be curious to hear what happens (but I won't be listening).

[analog kid]

Neil deGrasse Tyson is scheduled as a guest tonight. An actual astrophysicist scheduled on the show. With George?

There's a part of me that's morbidly curious to hear the ensuing, inevitable trainwreck that almost always happens when legitimate science and George Noory inhabit the same space. I'll be curious to hear what happens (but I won't be listening).

Jesus lord no.

[VtaGeezer]

The c2c website summary page is mistaken or improperly worded - they probably meant guest Chris Carter came on starting in the 3rd hour after the first 2 hour guest.
I recall Noory taking calls with Carter in the final hour last night.

But it was uncalled for that Noory dumped the interesting Giza Pyramid main guests after only one hour the night before.
And Noory didn't even have the guts to mention he had done that or the reason why on the air.
He just magically brought on substitute guest Joshua Warren in the 3rd hour with no explanation whatsoever... 

Website says Carter was the 3rd Hour guest and the 4th hour was open lines.  Sloppy.

[El Kragen]

Neil deGrasse Tyson is scheduled as a guest tonight. An actual astrophysicist scheduled on the show. With George?

There's a part of me that's morbidly curious to hear the ensuing, inevitable trainwreck that almost always happens when legitimate science and George Noory inhabit the same space. I'll be curious to hear what happens (but I won't be listening).

Poor guy. He's been on twice with Ian but never simple George.

[thefamilyghost]

Neil deGrasse Tyson is scheduled as a guest tonight. An actual astrophysicist scheduled on the show. With George?

There's a part of me that's morbidly curious to hear the ensuing, inevitable trainwreck that almost always happens when legitimate science and George Noory inhabit the same space. I'll be curious to hear what happens (but I won't be listening).

Do you believe in the multiverse?
Do you believe in time travel?
What about black holes? Are they wormholes to another dimension?
Do you believe in other dimensions?
There's got to be something bigger out there, don't you think?
What got you started in astrophysics?
Was Einstein right?
HOWW ARREE YOUUUUUUU

[Nebraska888]

Did Noory abruptly drop yet another guest last night?  The summary on the C@C webpage says author Chris Carter was only on for the 3rd hour.  I thought he was going to be the 2nd half guest. I only heard part of the hour with Carter...the part where Noory jumped off topic and hounded him for a declaration on the reality of NDEs (he published a book on NDEs in  2005), and Carter finally said the saw no evidence that they were anything but a physiological response. I could almost see Noory's face contort!  Then...apparently...he disappeared at the break.


Yep, he sure did drop Chris like a HOT POTATO!  Hello!?  Chris's initial interest in the paranormal was because of his experiences living in a strange/haunted house.  GEORGE....ASK HIM ABOUT THE HOUSE AND HIS EXPERIENCES!~  THAT ALONE COULD HAVE TAKEN 60 MINUTES TO EXPLORE.  Last night's second half was what I was looking forward to....instead, Noory !#$!@$! it up within minutes.  If anyone listened, they will verify that Noory's questions appeared to IRRITATE the guest....almost as though the guest was scratching his head and saying.....What in the !#$@!@#$ is Noory asking me!?!  It was so !#$@!@#$ uncomfortable that I had to turn off my radio.  I emailed Lisa, Lex, Tim, Tom Ian, Knapp, Shawn, etc... and asked why in the !#$!@$#! is Noory still hosting?! 

I stated that if a guest can't take the lead....talk NON STOP about the topic......etc..etc....George is LOST AND BEFUDDLED. 

I was so disgusted last night I almost texted Noory and said:  YOU ARE AN IDIOT.

[Spoonsy23]

I must say, George is rarely quick off the bat.

So I was rather surprised during open lines. As a listener was describing her first astral projection, in which she floated outside her house to visit her pet wolf.

George, upon hearing this let out a noise, which sounded somewhat like a dog whimpering.

Way to go George!