George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Sardondi]

...I don't think Art will EVER associate himself with C2C or Premier again. Judging from his Ham conversations it a bitter situation....

I think this is spot on. It says something that Art has had less and less to do with C2C. (He does nothing live now, does he?) This tells me he's not happy with the alma mater. Yes, it could be nothing more than that after 40 years he never wants to see another microphone. Some folks are like that, although my gut tells me that's not Art.

IMO it's about his dissatisfaction with C2C and Premiere. Could be it's about money he feels he's owed. Or it could just be Art's way of saying, "Coasttocoast? There is no Coasttocoast. It's dead." Besides, if his contract with Premiere calls for ongoing consultant fees, he might be required to never criticize it. What better way to stay eligible for your annual consultant fee and to also get across that you're not happy about the show than by saying absolutely nothing about it? 

I'm thinking Art's silence says volumes about what he really thinks of Simple George and The Simplettes.

[MV/Liberace!]

...for one thing, I didn't like him smoking and having an asthmatic wife...). 

it's not hard to see why someone would feel this way, but you have to also consider the fact that ramona was a smoker herself.


welcome to the forums.  i hope you'll post often.


actually, this is the first time i've actively read the "george sucks" thread in literally months. i'm going to have to start checking in here more often because some of you ONLY post here, and i miss laughing at some of the things you guys say.

[MV/Liberace!]

wow.  402 pages of SUCK.  unbelievable.

[WOTR]

I'm thinking Art's silence says volumes about what he really thinks of Simple George and The Simplettes.

You really need to jump to the 126 page "Art Bell" thread on the forum.  Somewhere around page 120 or 121 Art makes two short posts to update people on his plans, why he hasn't started a new broadcast and a few other tidbits that were interesting.  He doesn't seem to care too much for the direction the show is heading, but does say that it is the hosts right to take it where they want...

wow.  402 pages of SUCK.  unbelievable.

No doubt.  With the sheer volume of available material on "suckage" I would have expected well over 10 000 pages by now.  We have all been slacking for too long...

[PB the Deplorable]

... IMO it's about his dissatisfaction with C2C and Premiere...

Art knows by now George sucks, that he's dumb and lazy, isn't interested, isn't prepared, that the 'nice guy' routine is just schtick, that George is actually a jerk, on and on. 

Art either thought it would be a good idea to put an idiot with zero interviewing skills into his chair in case he wanted to return yet again, or he feels duped by shabby George who claimed then and claims now to be interested, a hard worker, a life long investigator, truth seeker, etc, when he isn't any of those things, or Art really had no say in his replacement and watched along with the rest of us in horror as George Noory dismantled the show with distain.

Now there's a question for Art Bell.  It may have taken him awhile to realize how bad it was - I don't think Art listened to the show when he took a day or two off and had a fill in.  He even had Geroge Noory introduce him at his Radio Hall of Fame induction, so he must not have completely loathed him at that point.

[Test4echo]

He doesn't seem to care too much for the direction the show is heading, but does say that it is the hosts right to take it where they want...

Thats code for He hates it and will never pimp C2C ever again.

Noory sold out to the business aspect of the show.
I truly believe that Noory "could" have done a great job as he did when filling in for Art. He was bowled over by the losers in Premier's accounting dept and that ruined the show.
No one in Premier's upper management has a clue of what it takes to put magic on the air. They are blinded by the bright lights of LA and smog.

If Noory would have been given the reins, the same freedom Art demanded, open lines, no screen, a High Desert to broadcast from...lol he would have been ok.

Even then, it still would not have been magic, it would have been just Ok.

Art can never be replaced.
Every show Art did was like a chapter in a book you just can't put down.
Once Premier and Noory started writing chapters it became a different book.

LLAB

Test,

[Test4echo]

actually, this is the first time i've actively read the "george sucks" thread in literally months. i'm going to have to start checking in here more often because some of you ONLY post here, and i miss laughing at some of the things you guys say.

What do you mean? Were not funny dammit! There is some serious suckage goin on here!....wait.. that came out funny......I mean george hate going on!

LLAB

Test,

[HorrorReporter]

What's so funny about theeeiiiuuuss?

[Test4echo]

What's so funny about theeeiiiuuuss?

OMG!! Nintendo fired Mario! Cut his hair, put a scary shirt on him and said "Host Coast 2 Coast!"

Get the coins!


LLAB

Test,

[PB the Deplorable]

... I truly believe that Noory "could" have done a great job as he did when filling in for Art. He was bowled over by the losers in Premier's accounting dept and that ruined the show...

I truly believe George has an army of people enabling him and standing by ready to make excuses for him.  What I don't quite get is why.

I'm thinking it isn't the green eyeshade types that cause George to daydream instead of listening to the guests, it's not the bean counters forcing George to show up unprepared or make stupid comments.  The accounting department isn't writing up his lame, always the same, boring cue cards to read, or screening his calls so only the worst callers get through.  The number crunchers aren't the ones finding and forwarding stories of tortured kids and animals George delights in reading during the 'news' segment, or getting only bottom of the barrel guests .  No, George does all this all on his own, with an assist from his bloated staff.  His uncanny knack for this and the rest of it, like knowing just when to interrupt to completly ruin a segment, is all George Noory.

Given the awfulness of the show, the phony 'psychics' and medical advice, the dumb economic and political commentary, to me it seems like no one at PremRat even listens to the show, cares, or provides any guidance at all.  The show in it's current form IS George Noory.

[Ben Shockley]

...I also used to listen to Art Bell ...only for his guests because I never liked AB very much (there's gotta be one of us out here...)

You're in sparse but high-quality company on that.  I'll sit with you at lunch time.

  ...Hoagland seemed to lure AB from being a Rush Limbaugh wanna-be to exploring and broadcasting shows with weird mystery themes.  Those were often worth listening to.

Slight correction: Those were ALWAYS worth listening to.
I can't fathom some people's hating on poor ol' RCH.   He was one of the things that hooked me on "Coast."
But playing RCH for maximum effect is yet another thing that Noory can't or won't do.

[DebbyS]

it's not hard to see why someone would feel this way, but you have to also consider the fact that ramona was a smoker herself.


welcome to the forums.  i hope you'll post often....

I was unaware of Ramona smoked. No one's perfect but that's kind of a dumb thing to do... Thank you for your welcome. I hope to post now and then, but mainly I don't want that bald-guy avatar.  I hope newbees are given a chance to post one before that is inflicted on us...! (now I'll go see if I can post a picture I took as a temporary avatar)

[Ben Shockley]

Paper*Boy made a good rejoinder, so I'll just add:

If Noory would have been given... open lines, no screen...he would have been ok.

With all respect-- are you kidding??  Does anyone think Noory wants open lines and no screening??
He sees those as career insurance; as life-support systems.   He'd rather have 20 million people think him a boring scripted dolt than ever once candidly prove that he's a live anything.

[Ben Shockley]

 

Amazing that, after all that cataclysmic change, the delicate Outer Banks of NC are still there, as is part of the Mississippi Delta -- though most of it is sheared off ?!?!
Come on, Psychics: at least make your doom and gloom feasible!

[DebbyS]

It didn't quote the whole post so I could trim it down, but did seem to get this part...

You're in sparse but high-quality company on that.  I'll sit with you at lunch time.Slight correction: Those were ALWAYS worth listening to.
I can't fathom some people's hating on poor ol' RCH.   He was one of the things that hooked me on "Coast."
But playing RCH for maximum effect is yet another thing that Noory can't or won't do.

Umm, lunch time! but I reserve the right to surf the net a bit at the same time, watching for webbot hits.  There are weird topics that entertain others but that don't interest me, among them Roswell NM (odd as I live in NM), mel's hole (which has several unsavory connotations), bigfoot, cryptozology, much of anything to do with the sea (I live in the desert for a reason), and anything else that strikes me as being unreasonable.  Oh, and anything that invites religious interpretation turns me right off.  Hmm, GN covers a lot of that when he covers anything weird at all (including is own rear end), another reason not to listen to him but stick to Knapp or even Strieber.

Oh, and my avatar worked!  That was easy, I'll have to look for a better picture now

[VtaGeezer]

I can't fathom some people's hating on poor ol' RCH.   He was one of the things that hooked me on "Coast."
But playing RCH for maximum effect is yet another thing that Noory can't or won't do.

Can't say I hate the man, but he wore out his welcome with me years ago.  It was one thing to hear his nutty but intriguing/entertaining Mars and Moon theories, but he just kept concocting new ones to suit the science news of the day, too transparent and forced.  'Credible but unproven' became simply 'incredible'.  Not to mention his I-know-simply-everything manner. Like Ed "Never right" Dames, Hoagland should be cut loose as a regular.  C2C producers need to plow new ground; there lots of new stuff but we just get the same old same old.

[HorrorReporter]

Can't say I hate the man, but he wore out his welcome with me years ago.  It was one thing to hear his nutty but intriguing/entertaining Mars and Moon theories, but he just kept concocting new ones to suit the science news of the day, too transparent and forced.  'Credible but unproven' became simply 'incredible'.  Not to mention his I-know-simply-everything manner. Like Ed "Never right" Dames, Hoagland should be cut loose as a regular.  C2C producers need to plow new ground; there lots of new stuff but we just get the same old same old.

Is Dames now living somewhere protected? Didn't he say some mountain was safe? .... Can't they find a new 'crazy' guy?

[coaster]

noory having open lines would be hilarious and tragic at the same time. like a train full of clowns that flew off the rails.

[HorrorReporter]

noory having open lines would be hilarious and tragic at the same time. like a train full of clowns that flew off the rails.

I'd love it if it happened by accident. Real open lines.
I miss the 90s............

[b_dubb]

i bet that keeps george up nights/days.  the idea that one day tommy or lisa would snap and lock him in his studio and feed him unscreened caller after unscreened caller.  not like george can have an actual conversation

it would sound like this : " yeah .... uh huh ... geeeez  ... right .... ".  isn't that what he sounds like anyway?  oh well .... nvm

[zeph]

Sometimes i wonder if George Noory uses a sound board to blurt out his generic one or two-word replies to guests. Because it sure sounds like it.

[Sardondi]

Is Dames now living somewhere protected? Didn't he say some mountain was safe? .... Can't they find a new 'crazy' guy?

Seems like Dames was setting up a big-ass survivalist compound in someplace like the Ukraine, with the aim of putting in place a Dr. Strangelove-style breeding and re-population program. (Anyone surprised that Dames determined his DNA is the perfect template for Homo sapiens sapiens 2.0?)

Wherever in Eurasia the compound is, it's the same region from which he had bought his mail-order bride companion a few years back. He moved there just before the "kill shot" which he correctly predicted would destroy most of the earth in  2003  2005  2007  2008  2009  someday to get away from process servers and debt collectors.

[VtaGeezer]

Seems like Dames was setting up a big-ass survivalist compound in someplace like the Ukraine, with the aim of putting in place a Dr. Strangelove-style breeding and re-population program. (Anyone surprised that Dames determined his DNA is the perfect template for Homo sapiens sapiens 2.0?)

Wherever in Eurasia the compound is, it's the same region from which he had bought his mail-order bride companion a few years back. He moved there just before the "kill shot" which he correctly predicted would destroy most of the earth in  2003  2005  2007  2008  2009  someday to get away from process servers and debt collectors.

IIRC, Dames was going to Hawaii to survive the solar "kill shot", but I think it's more likely that he wants a lot of ocean between himself and all the suckers who paid big bucks to learn remote viewing at his seminars.

[sleeplessinca]

Good point about the quackery Snoorey pushes.  He may well contribute to way more deaths than that doll.  Anyone remember the guy who cures cancer with baking soda? 

[sleeplessinca]

This forum really makes me miss the old C2C all the more. 

That video was genius - you've got some talent there.  Noorey deserves it.

So tonight I learned all about how higher fuel prices are going to drive up food costs.  I know it's true cuz Noorey had a food expert on to talk about it.

Adding to my list of "Things I Hate About Noorey"...

When he says "Be Safe" to close after trying his level best to stir up fear all night. 

You can tell there was a PowerPoint slide during some steering committee meeting that said to keep the audience on edge by saying, "Something's going to happen"  and "You never know" all the time.

Oh barf. 

C2C just isn't what it used to be and now I'm bored at night.

I finally figured out how to get my own avi.  It is in honor of my dad working radar in WW2.  At the time it was an exotic technology key to the British resistance. That's not him BTW.

[Morgus]

Noory mentioned at the end of the show that he is taking off yet another Friday tomorrow, to travel someplace.
Ian is filling in for him, so we get another 3day Noory-Free weekend now.

[BobGrau]

I wish I had made this.


Funky February With George Noory

[valdez]

...he says "Be Safe" to close after trying his level best to stir up fear all night...

    Steven Bassett on (yawn) disclosure, then Linda Moulton Howe, when faced with the mystery of the weird sounds people are hearing around the world, goes out and talks to witnesses, ask relevant questions, and generally attempts to put together a serious report on the phenomenon. Ah, but Noory shall not be deterred, and during the last hour goaded Mrs. Howe into delving into rank speculation. Could it be biblical? A false flag? "Some sort of death ray that might be tested on us?" Huh? Who is Noory playing to here? Exactly how many six year olds are listening to the show in the dead of night? Yeah, take tomorrow off, George. You really sucked this week.
 

"Hello, George.  Longtime listener. I think

you're absolutely right about this death ray thing..."

[HorrorReporter]

Linda Moulton Howe made me feel like the old Art Bell days last night .. Great paranormal topic, just overall great. Really. Up until death ray talk and false flags .... Huh? Ian tonight. That is ok with me

[11angeleyes11]

Linda Moulton Howe made me feel like the old Art Bell days last night .. Great paranormal topic, just overall great. Really. Up until death ray talk and false flags .... Huh? Ian tonight. That is ok with me

Oh, CRAPS, no George Noory hosting today!  I'll take bets, however, that he is at a roulette table or in some casino lounge singing.  The lounge is one of those where everyone has one of those insect candles lit, and you will only be able to see the white of his jumpsuit.  Fringe is back in for the spring season!