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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

PerfectTommy

Quote from: 21st Century Man on May 05, 2015, 02:03:43 AM
Tuned back in to listen to the last half of the show.  Eno is an excellent guest.  Too bad he was not on for 3 hours.  Noory really needs to put a lid on the conspiracy and infomercial crap.  The split show format really sucks, George.

Agreed. I'm digging Eno and his touching upon the Bell Witch legend, and even George Washington's supposed prophetic vision.

Could've done without the kook in the first half though, but it was amusing to hear George (not Washington) talk over her like the bumbling clod he is.

pate

Wait, wait!

Stop the show?!?!

Seriously this guy is still on the air?

edit: I seem to have lost my train of thought, but nefermynd.  Delete this post;  (reason) superfluous (sp)

2ndEdiot: superfluous=superfluous  (my bad.. apoologheist...)

136 or 142

It emerged in the first awful interview that George Noory admitted that he had previously never heard of the TPP (Trans Pacific Partnership).  I believe he said something like "What is the TTP?"

pate

Quote from: 136 or 142 on May 05, 2015, 06:28:12 AM
It emerged in the first awful interview that George Noory admitted that he had previously never heard of the TPP (Trans Pacific Partnership).  I believe he said something like "What is the TTP?"

So what you are saying?

Buncha crap I dunna care 'bout?

Huh.

You are correct 136 or 142...

There I said it!

QWTF?

ediot: GNS

2ndEdiot: backspace, spaz, pax, backspaz...

Doe it need another:

George (Yorch, Jorch, Dave) Noory (Noorie?_heh)  Syyux?

nah.

GNS



pyewacket

I'm grateful to those of you who are able to sit through this show and recap the most notable points, good or bad, for the rest of us. Even when a guest has potential- I have to turn the show off. The lame and strained bumper music, the split format, the excessive commercials, and yes, Dave's hosting, have made this too irritating by far for me. I don't hate Dave, I just can't listen to his style show. I end up disappointed.

I watched the videos of Dave's big event and they were not what I expected. I've attended more than one new age type fair and you do get a mixed group of participants and attendees. It's really kinda of interesting to see. No one ever sang at these events and I'm thinking this is strictly part of Dave's performance? Is this his usual type of venue? I expected a larger crowd because I assumed Dave was the mainliner guest. Well, they seemed happy with Dave. Not sure how he feels about it.


Just a mild rant...sorry to repeat what has been expressed so many times before. I am looking forward to Art's return. I wish that Dave would just accept the fact that there are people who want something more than what he offers and let it go. Dave has his faithful followers and seems to get invitations to talks and the occasional cameo appearance on some alien show. I miss Art's old show... a lot. I know he'll bring back some of his favorite features and some new, fresh ideas. After all, he created he show.  ;) 

Quote from: pyewacket on May 05, 2015, 10:22:08 AM
... I watched the videos of Dave's big event and they were not what I expected. I've attended more than one new age type fair and you do get a mixed group of participants and attendees. It's really kinda of interesting to see. No one ever sang at these events and I'm thinking this is strictly part of Dave's performance? Is this his usual type of venue? I expected a larger crowd because I assumed Dave was the mainliner guest. Well, they seemed happy with Dave. Not sure how he feels about it...

It was a meet and greet at PremRat's Santa Cruz (CA) affiliate, so not really a new age fair.

As part of the event they set up a karaoke stage for anyone to sing, and Noory took a turn, so it wasn't like some of his other events when he was singing at an audience who thought they were paying to hear talks on the paranormal

ItsOver

Dave should try for a Vegas act.  He might do OK.  He's so bad, he's good.

Juan Cena

Quote from: ItsOver on May 05, 2015, 11:42:42 AM
Dave should try for a Vegas act.  He might do OK.  He's so bad, he's good.

Cirque de Suck


pyewacket

Quote from: Paper*Boy on May 05, 2015, 11:29:23 AM
It was a meet and greet at PremRat's Santa Cruz (CA) affiliate, so not really a new age fair.

As part of the event they set up a karaoke stage for anyone to sing, and Noory took a turn, so it wasn't like some of his other events when he was singing at an audience who thought they were paying to hear talks on the paranormal

Thank you, PB! I fall behind reading all the posts on this thread. So this was a more informal gathering and Dave apparently likes to sing on stage! Too bad he can't find a time machine and go back to early TV- he'd probably find a place there.

AZZERAE

George Doesn't Suck! The Definitive Compendium

[in a parallel universe perhaps]

Quote from: pyewacket on May 05, 2015, 01:53:38 PM
Thank you, PB! I fall behind reading all the posts on this thread. So this was a more informal gathering and Dave apparently likes to sing on stage! Too bad he can't find a time machine and go back to early TV- he'd probably find a place there.

Wow, it's harder than you would think to find an image of a cheesy 70s game show host with a black dyed moustache and a purple plaid suit with an oversized collar.

Izintit?

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on May 05, 2015, 02:20:06 PM
Wow, it's harder than you would think to find an image of a cheesy 70s game show host with a black dyed moustache and a purple plaid suit with an oversized collar.
Just google `bill murray nick the lounge singer` and you`ll find Noory there. GNS

aldousburbank

I don't believe in hell but if I did George would be singing karaoke in it.

Does that mean I'm one of the 25 haterz?

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 05, 2015, 04:20:04 PM
I don't believe in hell but if I did George would be singing karaoke in it.

Does that mean I'm one of the 25 haterz?

Welcome aboard, hater.

Izintit?

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 05, 2015, 04:20:04 PM
I don't believe in hell but if I did George would be singing karaoke in it.

Does that mean I'm one of the 25 haterz?
Sure it does! It also means Falkie owes you a big thanks for making his dream come true because we all know Georgie would never have consented if he wasn`t trying to win over the haterz in this thread.

aldousburbank

Quote from: Izintit? on May 05, 2015, 04:33:44 PM
Sure it does! It also means Falkie owes you a big thanks for making his dream come true because we all know Georgie would never have consented if he wasn`t trying to win over the haterz in this thread.
This is true. I think Falkie owes me lunch.

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 05, 2015, 04:20:04 PM
I don't believe in hell but if I did George would be singing karaoke in it...

I'd better start going to church..

ufogadfly

Quote from: Nick el Ass on May 04, 2015, 11:25:35 AM
Why is it that Dave's nipples are so hard? The guy could cut glass with those things, or poke someone's eyes out.

What a great shot! And, yes, 30 hours later I am still laughing.

NoMoreNoory

The end of that bizarre video with Falkie and 'the lads' in the studio suggested that Dave was settling in for the much-mooted interview. Anyone know if it happened?

coaster

Tonight's show is about the Roswell alien slides. I figure I'll tune in tonight to listen to a couple hours of bullshit.

ItsOver

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 05, 2015, 04:20:04 PM
I don't believe in hell but if I did George would be singing karaoke in it.

Does that mean I'm one of the 25 haterz?
Aren't you an original Art Nuthugger, too? 

akwilly

Quote from: coaster on May 05, 2015, 08:58:19 PM
Tonight's show is about the Roswell alien slides. I figure I'll tune tonight to listen to a couple hours of bullshit.
Me to. Its weird that no news of it on the internet

ItsOver

Quote from: coaster on May 05, 2015, 08:58:19 PM
Tonight's show is about the Roswell alien slides. I figure I'll tune tonight to listen to a couple hours of bullshit.
Too bad Hoagie's not on tonight.  I bet he'd see a lot in the slides.

I am watching the Roswell Slides live stream now on USTREAM. I wish I spoke Spanish. But nontheless, this seems to be a well crafted production....
Nights like tonight.. when I miss Art.

Clyde Lewis is doing a show now on it. He is actually very cautionary about it, seems skeptical.

Kojiro

It's Jaime Maussan; of course it's fake.

trostol

Quote from: coaster on May 05, 2015, 08:58:19 PM
Tonight's show is about the Roswell alien slides. I figure I'll tune in tonight to listen to a couple hours of bullshit.

Thankfully it is the first half of the show

ziznak


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