George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[nextgen.fm]

My god, some crackpot woman is anointing Jorch as the savior of the universe.

Earlier, she huffed a dogfood can of gasoline.

[Major Ed Damien]

Did my own Torah search:

JOKE
OF
RADIO
CLASSHIC
HUUUGE
NUMBSKULL
OBLIVIOUS
OVERBLOWN
RAMBLING
YUTZ

Weird how the Yiddish word "yutz" ended up in the Torah, but it's just as puzzling why Jorchie is in there.

Interesting.  I came up something similar, which the researchers seem to have left out of their findings:


NOORY
YUTZ
PUTZ
NUTZ
SUX
FOR
BIG
BUX

[Nick el Ass]

C'mon, what's more fun than talking about medicine?

The book said he loves the paranormal, but he seems to run from it as fast as Tommy can carry him, hehehe.

[nextgen.fm]

George just sounded like he forgot the guests name!!!

[Nick el Ass]

If Jenny McCarthy showed up Jorch's heart would explode do to excitement before she could even get a word out... and all we would hear is a him screeching as he goes.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "Why is this so passionate?"

See, Jorch's brain sometimes drops words and makes questions like that.


A normal brain would have come up with:

"What makes people on both sides of this debate so passionate?"

[Major Ed Damien]

So the flu vaccine this year is under 30 percent effective.

That means Jorch lied last night when he called it "ineffective."

[zeebo]

Jorch:  "Why is this so passionate?"

See, Jorch's brain sometimes drops words and makes questions like that.

Some words don't fit, others get rearranged or lost .. it's like brain Tetris.

[PB the Deplorable]

Jorch:  "Why is this so passionate?"

See, Jorch's brain sometimes drops words and makes questions like that.


A normal brain would have come up with:

"What makes people on both sides of this debate so passionate?"

There's only so much room on a 3x5 card.  Especially when it has to be written in crayon

Tommy does his best, but no long questions

[nextgen.fm]

So the flu vaccine this year is under 30 percent effective.

That means Jorch lied last night when he called it "ineffective."

One yeAr they got it pretty right on

I know someone who had flu they had vaccine and it definitely was worse and lasted longer for me

[Major Ed Damien]

There's only so much room on a 3x5 card.  Especially when it has to be written in crayon

Tommy does his best, but no long questions

Like just saying "F" for "February," eventually Jorch will be reduced to grunting:

"This . . . passionate . . . why?"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I just looked at George's lineup for tonight.  It looks heavily weighted for the anti-vaccination crowd.  This supposedly neutral lawyer belongs to an anti-vaccination activist site, and it looks like both his medical doctor guests are anti-vax too.  I think Howard Bloom looks like his most qualified pro-vaccine guest, and he's not qualified at all.

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch's impersonations like the one he just did that was supposed to be the WHO are terrible.

[Major Ed Damien]

I just looked at George's lineup for tonight.  It looks heavily weighted for the anti-vaccination crowd.  This supposedly neutral lawyer belongs to an anti-vaccination activist site, and it looks like both his medical doctor guests are anti-vax too.  I think Howard Bloom looks like his most qualified pro-vaccine guest, and he's not qualified at all.

Gee, you're saying it looks like Jorch had the debate itself vaccinated ahead of time.

Jorch -- in effect -- inoculated things for the result he desired.

Ooooh, blessed irony.

[nextgen.fm]

I just looked at George's lineup for tonight.  It looks heavily weighted for the anti-vaccination crowd.  This supposedly neutral lawyer belongs to an anti-vaccination activist site, and it looks like both his medical doctor guests are anti-vax too.  I think Howard Bloom looks like his most qualified pro-vaccine guest, and he's not qualified at all.

He should Have both sides on

What a show that would be

[SnapT]

Listening to a free live stream of George Noory spouting anti-vaccine propaganda while he plays Art Bell's favorite bumper music... sigh.

[Nick el Ass]

Dr. Andrew Wakefield was stripped of his medical license, and is one of Jorch's specialists. Stay classy C2C.  http://www.cnn.com/2011/HEALTH/01/05/autism.vaccines/

[nextgen.fm]

Dr. Andrew Wakefield was stripped of his medical license, and is one of Jorch's specialists. Stay classy C2C.  http://www.cnn.com/2011/HEALTH/01/05/autism.vaccines/

Ohhhhhhhhhh........wow

[Major Ed Damien]

Buy Vermont Teddy Bear's newest bear:

"Dead Vaccinated Bear." 

It wears a "Coast-to-Coast AM" t-shirt and has a black mustache -- as well as a wig for the cat to play with.

[nooryisawesome]

Listening to a free live stream of George Noory spouting anti-vaccine propaganda while he plays Art Bell's favorite bumper music... sigh.

I want to jump off a bridge.

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch needs to top calling this asshole a doctor.

[Nick el Ass]

Buy Vermont Teddy Bear's newest bear:

"Dead Vaccinated Bear." 

It wears a "Coast-to-Coast AM" t-shirt and has a black mustache -- as well as a removable wig for the cat to play with.

Get it along with the zombie bear they are offering. You know, vaccines cause zombies too.

[Major Ed Damien]

I swear to God I would not be surprised to hear Jorch ask something like:

"Why do you British people say 'wank' so much?  Isn't that a word you use for 'American'?"

[Nick el Ass]

I swear to God I would not be surprised to hear Jorch ask something like:

"Why do you British people say 'wank' so much?  Isn't that a word you use for 'American'?"

"What does spotted dick really taste like?"

[Major Ed Damien]

"What does spotted dick really taste like?"

Jorch said it tasted like Tommy.

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch: "If you could go back (in time) would you change anything that happened to you?" Maybe he should go back, and heed the advice of his elders to not lie to people.

[Major Ed Damien]

So Jorch had a vaccine debate with no doctor on the pro-vaccination side.

Why, you clever fuck.

That's like having a sandwich-making contest, but one side only gets bread.

[Nick el Ass]

Bloom isn't a doctor, and neither was you last guest Jorch. I'm done for the night because he is sucking on a grand scale.

/ GNS
// Please fire him.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I might have been wrong.  I'm not sure about Dr. Gary Ridenour and I don't remember if he was the one on the other day, but his name seems to be associated with the likes of Alex Jones.

[Major Ed Damien]

Howard Bloom mentioned 2.6 million kids dead of measles in 1980, and Jorch began salivating.