George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[AvDaBr]

Still not buying Bloom's pushup tales.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch is a carrier of the S-Virus -- a particularly virulent strain of stupidity, which lives in his gut and is also found in Tommy's throat.

[nextgen.fm]

Ok  A few things

HAha...

Ok, George, you cut that woman off who called in and didn't bother to say the guests name, you should have let her finish instead you barged in and pushed an anti-vaccine viewpoint, bad form George!

and then we learn this guest doesn't even get flu shot and was bed ridden for 15 YEARS? 

A pretty good second half so far!  ANd I thought he wouldn't have the pro-vaccine side on

[nextgen.fm]

Lol...that guy in the berries commercial sounded depressed to have bought George's Berries

[Major Ed Damien]

A confused, stammering British man attempts to explain the world of medical science.

And no licensed M.D. appeared on behalf of vaccination in Jorch's little "debate."

Thus, the whole production was as phony as a mouthful of Carnivora.

My god, no wonder that shit ate Reagan's noodle.


Jorch, you are a dangerously ignorant, semi-retarded, illiterate, mouth-breathing fuckwit who deserves a national radio show about as much as a chimp deserves a machine gun.

[narcissist noory]

Guest: I don't want to talk about my family!
 
  next 3 questions about his family
           

[WOTR]

And just to be on the safe side, they always gave him dull pencils and hid the sharpener.

And that was the days before health and safety were important... This is why Tommy has to give him wax crayons to make notes.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Still not buying Bloom's pushup tales.

700 per day? On board a Chinook while it was getting hit with RPG fire.

[Major Ed Damien]

Autistic woman = Caller of the Decade.

She just demolished Jorch and his stammering guest/fool.

[narcissist noory]

George just sounded like he forgot the guests name!!!

Sometimes  George forgets his own name
True story!  He really did at least once couple months ago

[Major Ed Damien]

Sometimes  George forgets his own name
True story!  He really did at least once couple months ago

I have no idea why I am laughing so goddamned hard at that right now.

It's the "True story!" exhortation, I believe.

[Heather Wade]

Sometimes  George forgets his own name
True story!  He really did at least once couple months ago

I'll buy that for a dollar.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It was interesting that George had the author of the paper which says vaccinations cause autism, who seems to be the center of this controversy.  Otherwise, the worst thing about this kangaroo court is that George probably thinks he's outdone himself in conducting an educated, unbiased discussion on the subject.  Soon if any caller contradicts his views, he will now shut them down saying he has 'researched it' by virtue of these interviews.

[Zetaspeak]

Aww you guys are quick, I was going to come on and give my own "Noory table readings"

Noory
incompetentt
fraud
phoney
a-hole
sh*t-for-brains

As for the vaccines I love that so far two of the "experts" that were anti-vaccine replies with "Oh, I'm not a doctor" when asked about medical advice and details about their background and the only "doctor" so far had his licence removed.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch just called Sherry TenPenny "an osteopathic medical doctor."

There is no such thing.

She is an "osteopath."  Period.

What Jorch said would be like calling her "a chiropractic medical doctor."

There is no such profession.

Of course, TenPenny does not correct Jorch in his misidentification of her credentials.

[Gd5150]

Where do I get the vaccine for BellGab syndrome?

[Major Ed Damien]

Where do I get the vaccine for BellGab syndrome?

Just buy a Vermont Teddy Bear, and you'll be fine.

There's a Jorch Noory Edition, complete with fishnet stockings and a garter belt.

If you hug it at night -- and think pleasant thoughts -- then it will protect you from deadly diseases.

It also comes with a ratty-looking wig the cat can play with.

[Zetaspeak]

So that is Noory definition of balance. 4 out of 6 (66%) being anti-vaccine guests which consists the first and last guest being on the anti-vaccine side. You know "balance".

[Never2Late]

"...our next caller is Joyce from (somewhere). Go ahead, Joy". 

Haha wow.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch, I sure hope you like this new asshole I've torn for you.

At least it gives Tommy a new place to stick his face.

[pate]

...This, of course, explains why Jorch's job in the Navy was to produce the newsletter about bingo night at the officer's club...

Dammit, I knew he was behind the USS Forrestal fire somehow...  They left him alone with all that paypuhr for the bingo newsletters, a box of Totino's and a microwave...  Damn, has he ever apologized for that, or his involvement with SecDef Forresstal's death many years earlier?  It cannot POSSIBLY be a coincidence...

[jazmunda]

So did George play the "Ding dong the wicked witch is dead" song from The Wizard of Oz last night? I assume he has the rights to it. I hate that guy and his overflowing vault of legally procured bumper music. I bet he hardly uses any of it. Spoiled brat.

[nooryisawesome]

So that is Noory definition of balance. 4 out of 6 (66%) being anti-vaccine guests which consists the first and last guest being on the anti-vaccine side. You know "balance".

Yes, it could have been done better. The show apparently sucked. But at least he is trying different stuff and at least had on two semi-reasonable guest on the topic. It is more of an effort than George puts in most nights, he get some limited credit for that.

[pate]

700 per day? On board a Chinook while it was getting hit with RPG fire.

Still not convinced that Chinook was hit by a Role Playing Game.  I think it was a ManPAD;  and no I'm not talking about the ManPon thing Jorch wears after a particularly rough night with Tommee...

[pate]

Well, I haven't had time to do it but I wuz thunkering uf dooing a new igNooron Photoshop, we all know who it stars... Haven't had time quite yet, but y'all can have a go at it if you want to before I doo a Jorched-up vuhrshun uf my own:  I was going to start with something like this:

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I hope this doesn't affect entrants, but I'm thinking of asking MV to pay for a Inshyster Memburshit, or Beyawn Bleef membershit for the winner.  Whatddya say, MV?  Make it interesting?  Poll?

edit: if this has already been done, I'll need an adult to delete this post for me.  Thanks!

[wr250]

Where do I get the vaccine for BellGab syndrome?

you download the "george noory is great" torrent, and listen to the 10 years back to back for a few weeks. you will then become a noory lover and a hater if forums with their trolls that hide behind fake names (thats a pseudonym , but im sure the noorster cant pronounce it).

[aldousburbank]

"...our next caller is Joyce from (somewhere). Go ahead, Joy". 

Haha wow.

Creepy, frumpy looking, ugly moustache, wig wearing, name shortening, asshat motherfucker. You suck!1

[PB the Deplorable]

"He gazed up at the photo-shopped face. 12 years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two turmeric-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved George Noory."

- The final passage of Orwell's iconic book:  '2015'

[albrecht]

I was already in the US on a work Visa and applied for change of status to Permanent Resident or, as I prefer to be known (and especially in present company), Resident Alien. I was sent to a government approved physician who gave me the Ellis Island once-over, jabs and scratch. I went back a few days later to check the TB results and take the (sealed) report to my attorney. I'm sure if I'd tested positive for TB, action would have been taken and the process of my application suspended or abandoned.
I assume, as you say, that if I had been making my application from outside the US, I would have been required to take an equivalent medical exam there.
Of course, it raises the issue that I was allowed into the country on a Visa that allowed me to live and (restrictedly) work in the US, and come in and out of the country as I pleased, for a period of 3 years with an option to extend after that, without any medical screening whatsoever.

I don't need to know any personal details but I think it depends on the country-of-origin? And type of immigration requested? I know doing similar in places like The Netherlands, UK, and Germany (coming from USA but getting work-permits and residency there) I did not need to take any TB test. But colleagues who came from Ukraine and Russia had to get chest x-ray and tests (I guess there is/was some bad TB in places there at least back then) but also were already "in country" before that- so it does raise the question of being there for a long period. Who knows? More concerning is the illegal immigration and the ease of travel where people can not show symptoms of disease and inadvertently spread it around quickly. And some countries (and crazy people) no longer vaccinating themselves.
I hope you like the country and good luck!
-GNS

[Jorch Einstein]

Jorch must be doing backflips since Art probably won't be coming back. I hope Jorch didn't land on his head, dislodge his wig, and incur further brain damage.

What's the big deal about the bumper music anyway? It was all pretty much cheesy crap. Art has terrible taste in music. Dancing Queen by Abba? Cheesy new age pap by Cusco? Crystal Gayle? A bunch of garbage. He could ask artists on small labels to provide music for the show, which they would be glad to do, and it would probably improve the music selection anyway. If he knew which kind of record labels to contact, it could work out well.