George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

Tonight's guest/victim:


"Tim R. Swartz is the writer and editor of the online Conspiracy Journal, which offers a free, weekly e-mail newsletter, considered essential reading by paranormal researchers worldwide."


Awwww, shit . . . it's too bad Jorch doesn't read.

That imbecile.

He couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

[coaster]

Tonight's guest/victim:


"Tim R. Swartz is the writer and editor of the online Conspiracy Journal, which offers a free, weekly e-mail newsletter, considered essential reading by paranormal researchers worldwide."

I bet they think that description actually means something..

[Major Ed Damien]

Right.

It has all the flavorlessness of one of their other favorite mashed-potato sandwiches:

"Controversial."

See, when you're already a show about the controversial, describing a particular show as "controversial" on your website is kinda pointless and stupid.

It would make about as much sense as a national hamburger chain saying, "What's amazing about our hamburgers is that they are just like hamburgers."

[Major Ed Damien]

Anyway, Jorch's language problems, general inattentiveness and usual stroll through who-knows-what minefields of the fucked-up should make for a few laughs.

Jorch is the verbal adult diaper that never stops exploding.

 

[pate]

...Jorch is the verbal adult diaper...

Sounds like he should be left in the parking lot at a McDonald's somewhere in the 'hood.  Or perhaps a Walmart parking lot... 

I'm fine with either possibility...

[Nebraska888]

Sounds like a good topic tonight....wish so much that Knapp or Schrader were hosting.   

[Hulk Hoagland]

George you better give us a shoutout tonight brother!!!!!

[Immy]

The Northeast is "dipping" out after another storm.

Welcome back you blithering idiot.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George says the US is being asked to expand their bombing operations against ISIS to Libya and North America.  He also said something about electric pick-up cars... um... and trucks! earlier.

With that reading comprehension he thinks he could run for President?

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch Noory, Geo-Political Jerk-Off.

[Major Ed Damien]

George says the US is being asked to expand their bombing operations against ISIS to Libya and North America.  He also said something about electric pick-up cars... um... and trucks! earlier.

With that reading comprehension he thinks he could run for President?

"President Noory, your remedial reading instructor is here for your appointment in the Oval Office, Sir."

[Falkie2013]

I sent Noory the Louie Jordain,Lesley Gore & John Podesta  stories & the Boston blizzard stories literally the minute they hit the news wires & put them on my blogs and forum & Noory used all 4 of them tonight.
Coincidence ?
Noory thought the Podesta story was a joke ? I don't get that.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "I thought it was a joke . . . "

You mean like your hairpiece, your intellect, your non-command of the language, your program and all that crazy snake oil shit you peddle every night?

Yep, it's all a joke.

[NoMoreNoory]

I sent Noory the Louie Jordain,Lesley Gore & John Podesta  stories & the Boston blizzard stories literally the minute they hit the news wires & put them on my blogs and forum & Noory used all 4 of them tonight.
Coincidence ?
Noory thought the Podesta story was a joke ? I don't get that.

Didn't stop him getting Jourdain's name wrong

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch just laughed like Curley:

"Nyuk, nyuk, nkuk . . . "

Stop imagining you're on the same brainwave as a Stooge, drip.

You're not fit to wear Curley's jockstrap over your stupid mug.

[Major Ed Damien]

You could stick Jorch Noory's brain in a gnat's fanny, and the damned thing would still rattle.

[Major Ed Damien]

P.S.

And make it fly backwards.

[NoMoreNoory]

What the fuck is this now? The D Herbs full body cleanse. 'This is not some crazy drink or concoction." Consists of seven herbal formulas each designed to affect a different part of your body. The new Carnivora?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

What the fuck is this now? The D Herbs full body cleanse. 'This is not some crazy drink or concoction." Consists of seven herbal formulas each designed to affect a different part of your body. The new Carnivora?

Thankfully my station blocks those ads out.

[Major Ed Damien]

You'd think the kook Jorch is burbling to was a White House tape recorder.

My god, he's like a fly on the shithouse wall.  And as nutty as the proverbial rat running in circles around the toilet.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Putin's master plan is to be the disclosure President....


Gawd.

[21st Century Man]

I think Stephen Bassett is mentally ill. He is not operating on all cylinders. Disclosure is not going to happen anytime soon. Pigs will fly first.

[Falkie2013]

I was on hold waiting to talk to Noory. Instead they let on some near illiterate to talk about a sighting.
Ridiculous.
Bassett is deluding himself.
Congressmen and women run for re-election and none of them want to be saddled with the burden of being lookedupon as a kook when it comes to UFOs.
I used to correspond with Donald E. Keyhoe and his secretary when I was 10 and was a NICAP member and saw how NICAP's efforts to get Gerald Ford to hold hearings came to naught.
If I ever meet up with John Podesta ( or Bill Clinton ) I will see if he's willing to talk. I do occasionally go to SF's Commonwealth Club where high powered types meet & give speeches and I am a member. It cost me $ 85 a year. My Mother used to go there as well as the Mechanics Club.
Bassett needs a pushy Jewish type to spearhead this. Not me, but someone who WON'T take NO for an answer.
He's NOT going to get it by sending CDs or faxes or asking pretty please.
I don't know if was me he was referring to on the Podesta story or not, but it was all over the place after it was on Yahoo news.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch has made saying, "That's right" and "Well, that's true" into an art form.

Why don't they just use a sound board of the phrases and be done with it?

[coaster]

Nearly two hundred countries in the world, but its up to obama or putin to mention disclosure.

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch pulling out a trusty fan fave there:
"It's one of the greatest stories I've ever heard in a long time."

[Major Ed Damien]

Joorch pulling out a trusty fan fave there:
"It's one of the greatest stories I've ever heard in a long time."

Yeah, it's right up there with the Bible being his favorite book.

[Nick el Ass]

I'm on hold right now waiting to talk to Noory.

Tell him he sucks.

[Major Ed Damien]

Nearly two hundred countries in the world, but its up to obama or putin to mention disclosure.

You see, the aliens can't speak decent French, and they consider the British too snobby.

[Major Ed Damien]

I'm on hold right now waiting to talk to Noory.

Tell him we're all waiting for him to chew on his wig in anger again.