George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Nick el Ass]

Thank G*d Noory didn't become JCS.

Can you nuke a cave deep below the earth ?

Jorch can't even nuke a plate of pizza rolls in the microwave correctly.

[Major Ed Damien]

Here's what they found in the "Torah Code:"

"Jorch Noory . . . . . . this . . . idiot . . . will . . . want . . . to . . . detonate . . . a . . . nuclear . . . device . . . somewhere . . . around . . . here."

[Bellathor]

What a crock of bullshit. 

George is being trolled, no doubt.

[Major Ed Damien]

Of course, the founder of the program -- Art Bell -- was not searched in the "Torah Code."

Even though the name of the show was found in the sham "Code."

[zeebo]

Jorch just wondered again why the U.S. doesn't just detonate a nuclear weapon in the Middle East.

This, of course, explains why Jorch's job in the Navy was to produce the newsletter about bingo night at the officer's club. ...

And just to be on the safe side, they always gave him dull pencils and hid the sharpener.

[Major Ed Damien]

Not asked by Jorch:

"Did you find Art's name in there?  After all, he founded the show mentioned in the Code."

[NoMoreNoory]

And we're being asked to believe that some of the leading Torah experts have been asked to waste their time on this?
Or that they found his name nine times, apparently without finding the word 'Sucks' in close proximity?

[Falkie2013]

Jorch asked the skeptic last night about the flu vaccine not working this year to try to show vaccines don't always work or something. He asked that same question the other night to a guest. Does he really not understand the difference between a flu vaccine and MMR and Polio vaccines. It is like apples and oranges.

That torah guy is definitely yanking his chain. Last week Jorch excitedly announced that they found "Georgy Noory AM radio coast to coast" in the torah. Silly me I was thinking it was written in Hebrew. Someone coded this message thousands of years ago with some complicated code, turning Hebrew (i think) into modern english, with knowledge of Amplitude Modified radio waves. Must have been time travelers or fortune tellers because I do no think English or AM radios existed when the Torah was written. It is amazingly bullshit.

If Jorch buys this shit, I have a bridge for sale in Brooklyn.

Did they find George Noory Sucks too ?
If so, I doubt we'll NEVER hear about that on Coast.
Or Art Bell quits.
Well, we've heard for years how the ark was  a giant radio receiver, transmitter or both.
They probably find schmuck and putz there as well, both perhaps referring to Noory.
And schmiel and schmozzel but no rabbit as well.

Picture 1 george and tommy in caveman days

picture # 2 caveman radio



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[Nick el Ass]

They obviously don't have the heart to tell Jorch the word suck is next to his name too.

[Major Ed Damien]

Strange.

Jorch's name in the "Torah Code" is always linked with "polyester wig found at yard sale."

[Juan Cena]

Tonight is taking narcissism to a level not seen since Napoleon crowned himself Emperor.

[zeebo]

Tonight is taking narcissism to a level not seen since Napoleon crowned himself Emperor.

Actually this is mild compared to his "George Speaks for Earth" message to the cosmos.

[Major Ed Damien]

After much string-pulling, Jorch finally gets invited to a cocktail party for entertainment execs in L.A. 

Several of them happen to be Jewish.


Jorch:  "Hey, guess what?  I'm actually mentioned in the 'Torah Code.'"


Result:  No more invites.

[nextgen.fm]

Didn't he just do a Torah show?!!

[Falkie2013]

After much string-pulling, Jorch finally gets invited to a cocktail party for entertainment execs in L.A. 

Several of them happen to be Jewish.


Jorch:  "Hey, guess what?  I'm actually mentioned in the 'Torah Code.'"


Result:  No more invites.

Result :  " Schmuck. "

[Major Ed Damien]

Result :  " Schmuck. "

Better result.

[Nick el Ass]

Loves the paranormal. I mean I would buy this shit it if it said Jorch loves turmeric, Tommy, or turkey... but this is a crock of shit.

[Dateline]

The Other Torah:  Ratze    Noory   Sammich    Yum! Yum! 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George must be awfully disappointed.  'President' or 'Hollywood's leading man' never came up in the Torah code.

[nextgen.fm]

Is turmeric in the Torah?

[Major Ed Damien]

I just did my own search of the "Torah Code" and came up with:


"Noory . . . plays with his own shit."

[BattyBrooke]

This Torah code guy is full of more shit than most full-o-shit guests. Not, all guests are full of shit, but some are definitely full of shit, and this guy takes the shit cake.

[Major Ed Damien]

I opened a fortune cookie tonight at a Chinese restaurant and the slip of paper read:


"Jorch Noory, beating off, will hit self in face with fist."

[Falkie2013]

And we're being asked to believe that some of the leading Torah experts have been asked to waste their time on this?
Or that they found his name nine times, apparently without finding the word 'Sucks' in close proximity?

How come tonight's winning Powerball numbers didn't turn up in there ?

11 13 25 39 54 19

3 guys had winning tickets. North Carolina, Texas & Puerto Rico.
17 won a million including in California and a winner for $2 million in Pennsylvania.

http://www.powerball.com/pb_home.asp

I had 11 on one ticket and 39 on the other. Yes, I bought $ 5 worth. Frugal Falkie is I.
Final jackpot amount was $ 564 million.
I was hoping to buy Premiere with my winnnings.
Damn you Noory !

[Immy]

Did my own Torah search:

JOKE
OF
RADIO
CLASSHIC
HUUUGE
NUMBSKULL
OBLIVIOUS
OVERBLOWN
RAMBLING
YUTZ

Weird how the Yiddish word "yutz" ended up in the Torah, but it's just as puzzling why Jorchie is in there.

[Major Ed Damien]

My god, some crackpot woman is anointing Jorch as the savior of the universe.

Earlier, she huffed a dogfood can of gasoline.

[Bellathor]

This was Snoory's destiny--to be great, to do what he's doing now.  Hence why he's running a once-great radio show into the ground!

[Falkie2013]

I just did my own search of the "Torah Code" and came up with:


"Noory . . . plays with his own shit."

A special cake for Noory.
It looks like a mustache to me.


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[Nick el Ass]

The great bullshit special followed by the great vaccine special.  Oh, happy days... or nights.

[Bellathor]

The great bullshit special followed by the great vaccine special.  Oh, happy days... or nights.

C'mon, what's more fun than talking about medicine?