George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Nick el Ass]

More conspiracy bullshit from a guest, and Jorch. I hope one of the people who have lost loved ones in such an event calls up... and rips him a new one sometime.

[21st Century Man]

Thanks!  The Russian publisher isn't huge, and literary novels don't generally make a boatload of money, but you can always hope for movie rights somewhere.

Maybe we could go into it via email.  The plot is highly unusual, and I don't want Jorch identifying me.  I will say this, though:  My agent also represents a Nobel prize winner for literature and one of the greatest thriller writers alive.

Yeah, I see your point about Jorch.  He'll definitely apply what intellect he has to sabotage an enemy. It sounds like you found yourself a fine agent.   I wish you the best of luck with your book.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Yeah, I see your point about Jorch.  He'll definitely apply what intellect he has to sabotage an enemy. It sounds like you found yourself a fine agent.   I wish you the best of luck with your book.

Nah, George will still interview the Major about his book.  He always likes to turn a hater.

[Major Ed Damien]

Yeah, I see your point about Jorch.  He'll definitely apply what intellect he has to sabotage an enemy. It sounds like you found yourself a fine agent.   I wish you the best of luck with your book.

Thanks, 21st!

You can't imagine how difficult it is just to get an agent as an unpublished author.  Agents reject 95 percent of the manuscripts they get.

Then they have to try and sell it to a dwindling group of book publishers.  Imagine the odds.

[Major Ed Damien]

Nah, George will still interview the Major about his book.  He always likes to turn a hater.

That bastard wanted all of our addresses the other night, GFP.

[OdawgHI]

Did anyone else hear ridick koo when jorch tried to say ridicule?

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch trying to say ridicule was the highlight of the night.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch trying to say ridicule was the highlight of the night.

Nick, it's the little gems like those that sparkle brightest . . . wait, "bright" doesn't work.

[Major Ed Damien]

Wow.

I don't think a national radio show has ever catered to the mentally ill quite like this one does.

Jorch, you're like a dumbassed Ghandi of the mentally gone.

You sick dumb fuck.

[Nick el Ass]

Nick, it's the little gems like those that sparkle brightest . . . wait, "bright" doesn't work.

When talking about Jorch the only way to describe him is dim.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

That bastard wanted all of our addresses the other night, GFP.

That was pretty creepy.

Congratz on your book.  I've long had a few ideas, but was never certain I could write and never really thought I would be able to get published.  That's a big deal.

[Major Ed Damien]

That was pretty creepy.

Congratz on your book.  I've long had a few ideas, but was never certain I could write and never really thought I would be able to get published.  That's a big deal.

Thanks, GFP.  I was looking at my first post on here, and you were the first one to welcome me.


"Welcome to the insanity, Major."  You wrote it 57 pages of my posts ago.


Listen: Sit down and write your idea.  Here's a trick a lot of journalists use:

Write it all out as if it were a long letter to your mom.

Although I'm kinda glad my mom isn't around to see some of my novel.

[OdawgHI]

He said something about biplay for his insider ad. I think he wanted to say interaction maybe. Biplay does not seem to be a word in the English language,  but he and tommy seem to be into it. The kooks are calling tonight. Her neighbors are invisible wow.
They should be rich (the genius neighbors) sounds like she is batcrap crazy.

[Major Ed Damien]

He said something about biplay for his insider ad. I think he wanted to say interaction maybe. Biplay does not seem to be a word in the English language,  but he and tommy seem to be into it. The kooks are calling tonight. Her neighbors are invisible wow.
They should be rich (the genius neighbors) sounds like she is batcrap crazy.

How about all the groups that were after her?  The KKK, the CIA, and the "Illuminami" (sic).

Every last one of them as invisible as a fart.

[Major Ed Damien]

This show is kinda sad.

Imagine the mentally ill with trembling hands waiting on hold who won't get on, thanks to Jorch's god-awful meandering.

He doesn't care.  They're less than a turkey sammich to that son-of-a-bitch.

[21st Century Man]

This show is kinda sad.

Imagine the mentally ill with trembling hands waiting on hold who won't get on, thanks to Jorch's god-awful meandering.

He doesn't care.  They're less than a turkey sammich to that son-of-a-bitch.

I stopped listening to it.  I just cannot stand it when these paranoid head-cases come on Coast.  Everything's a fucking conspiracy to these dolts.

[21st Century Man]

He said something about biplay for his insider ad. I think he wanted to say interaction maybe. Biplay does not seem to be a word in the English language,  but he and tommy seem to be into it. The kooks are calling tonight. Her neighbors are invisible wow.
They should be rich (the genius neighbors) sounds like she is batcrap crazy.

The biplay is really foreplay before the post-show acrobatics get underway.  Break a leg, George.

[Major Ed Damien]

I stopped listening to it.  I just cannot stand it when these paranoid head-cases come on Coast.  Everything's a fucking conspiracy to these dolts.

You've obviously got standards, 21st.

I can't seem to turn them off.

Now I feel a little sick.

[PB the Deplorable]

Jorch sounded like he had a past life regression and was at the actual Alamo at the time of the battle (because he visited). I am willing to bet dollars to donuts that he does not know shit about the actual Alamo battle.

George:  "I'll have the apple pie Alamo, and put some ice cream on it"

[Major Ed Damien]

The biplay is really foreplay before the post-show acrobatics get underway.  Break a leg, George.

LOL

Jorch once told Tommy they were going to do some "five-play."

"What's the extra number for, Jorch?" Tommy asked.

"Get your rubber suit on, Gimp, and you'll find out," replied Jorch.

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "I'll have the apple pie Alamo, and put some ice cream on it"

My god, that's worthy of the Stooges . . . and Jorch.  Same thing.

[21st Century Man]

You've obviously got standards, 21st.

I can't seem to turn them off.

Now I feel a little sick.

I was able to do it for once usually I can't turn myself away from a wreck. Seriously the Alex Jones type of fucktard gives me a headache. I'll be back for Michael Shermer tomorrow night. I really don't care for him but maybe he will put George in his place. One hopes anyway.

[Major Ed Damien]

I was able to do it for once usually I can't turn myself away from a wreck. Seriously the Alex Jones type of fucktard gives me a headache. I'll be back for Michael Shermer tomorrow night. I really don't care for him but maybe he will put George in his place. One hopes anyway.

Right.

This show has become Alex Jones-lite.

It'll go full-blown Jones before too long.

[goldendeal]

Jorch with his "Cow-bel"   it's ca·bal you son of a bitch...

[Major Ed Damien]

I'll be back for Michael Shermer tomorrow night. I really don't care for him but maybe he will put George in his place. One hopes anyway.

Jorch will find a way to agree with nearly everything he'll say.

"Well, that's true too."

How do you put a chimp on auto-pilot in his place?

For Shermer, it will be like chewing on gauze.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch with is "Cow-bel"   it's ca·bal you son of a bitch...

One of the callers -- the truck driver -- called it a "cabella."  He made it sound like something beautiful . . . like an orchid.

[goldendeal]

LOL

Jorch once told Tommy they were going to do some "five-play."

"What's the extra number for, Jorch?" Tommy asked.

"Get your rubber suit on, Gimp, and you'll find out," replied Jorch.

[Major Ed Damien]

I stayed awake because I knew something like that might be on the way.

Laughing makes it hard to sleep.


At least the poor creature has a pizza pie-hole.

[goldendeal]

My god, that's worthy of the Stooges . . . and Jorch.  Same thing.

Jorch's wig....


http://youtu.be/zKCPrCZH6D4

[Major Ed Damien]

At least we now know how Tommy got so fat being a Gimp.