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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

OdawgHI

Jorch asked the skeptic last night about the flu vaccine not working this year to try to show vaccines don't always work or something. He asked that same question the other night to a guest. Does he really not understand the difference between a flu vaccine and MMR and Polio vaccines. It is like apples and oranges.

That torah guy is definitely yanking his chain. Last week Jorch excitedly announced that they found "Georgy Noory AM radio coast to coast" in the torah. Silly me I was thinking it was written in Hebrew. Someone coded this message thousands of years ago with some complicated code, turning Hebrew (i think) into modern english, with knowledge of Amplitude Modified radio waves. Must have been time travelers or fortune tellers because I do no think English or AM radios existed when the Torah was written. It is amazingly bullshit.

If Jorch buys this shit, I have a bridge for sale in Brooklyn.

I cant stand Noory.


I can honestly say I would rather listen to 3 hours worth of commercials, then listen to this asshole.

wr250

Quote from: OdawgHI on February 11, 2015, 03:32:38 PM
Jorch asked the skeptic last night about the flu vaccine not working this year to try to show vaccines don't always work or something. He asked that same question the other night to a guest. Does he really not understand the difference between a flu vaccine and MMR and Polio vaccines. It is like apples and oranges.

That torah guy is definitely yanking his chain. Last week Jorch excitedly announced that they found "Georgy Noory AM radio coast to coast" in the torah. Silly me I was thinking it was written in Hebrew. Someone coded this message thousands of years ago with some complicated code, turning Hebrew (i think) into modern english, with knowledge of Amplitude Modified radio waves. Must have been time travelers or fortune tellers because I do no think English or AM radios existed when the Torah was written. It is amazingly bullshit.

If Jorch buys this shit, I have a bridge for sale in Brooklyn.

it was a warning of the suck-age preceding the  end times.

albrecht

Quote from: OdawgHI on February 11, 2015, 03:32:38 PM
Jorch asked the skeptic last night about the flu vaccine not working this year to try to show vaccines don't always work or something. He asked that same question the other night to a guest. Does he really not understand the difference between a flu vaccine and MMR and Polio vaccines. It is like apples and oranges.


It would seem that "both sides" of the vaccine issue don't seem to understand, or at least explain, your point. It is not an either-or proposition. Whether a vaccine is a good thing to take (or give out to populations) depends on the efficacy, the risk of the disease, the threat of the disease, the costs, and the contraindications. Which is why, for example, unless you travel to certain countries, most people in the Western World aren't vaccinated against Yellow Fever. Or why most Western countries have stopped vaccinating children against TB or SmallPox (though with TB this is a bit worrying considering the amount of immigration legal or otherwise.) Or why if you have an auto-immune disease, or certain allergies, most doctors might say not to get certain vaccines. There is also lots of difference between things like tetanus and the flu, for example, and hence the differences on the efficacy vaccine (with flu it depends if we predict accurately what the next flu strain will likely be.) 

I predict the "debate" on C2C regarding vaccines is going to be vapid and end up in name-calling and lots of conspiracy nonsense and "end times" "mark of the beast" callers and anecdotal "evidence"- because the "debate" is couch as a yes/no binary contest when there are lots of "shades of gray" with regard to vaccines and when/who takes them.
-GNS


NoMoreNoory

Quote from: albrecht on February 11, 2015, 03:40:46 PM
It would seem that "both sides" of the vaccine issue don't seem to understand, or at least explain, your point. It is not an either-or proposition. Whether a vaccine is a good thing to take (or give out to populations) depends on the efficacy, the risk of the disease, the threat of the disease, the costs, and the contraindications. Which is why, for example, unless you travel to certain countries, most people in the Western World aren't vaccinated against Yellow Fever. Or why most Western countries have stopped vaccinating children against TB or SmallPox (though with TB this is a bit worrying considering the amount of immigration legal or otherwise.) Or why if you have an auto-immune disease, or certain allergies, most doctors might say not to get certain vaccines. There is also lots of difference between things like tetanus and the flu, for example, and hence the differences on the efficacy vaccine (with flu it depends if we predict accurately what the next flu strain will likely be.) 

I predict the "debate" on C2C regarding vaccines is going to be vapid and end up in name-calling and lots of conspiracy nonsense and "end times" "mark of the beast" callers and anecdotal "evidence"- because the "debate" is couch as a yes/no binary contest when there are lots of "shades of gray" with regard to vaccines and when/who takes them.
-GNS

As a recent immigrant (legal) into the US, I can confirm you are required to get a flu and tetanus jab and take the TB 'scratch test'.

albrecht

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on February 11, 2015, 06:41:08 PM
As a recent immigrant (legal) into the US, I can confirm you are required to get a flu and tetanus jab and take the TB 'scratch test'.
I'm glad to hear that. I would imagine that one would have to get those done in their home country and then submit the paperwork to our immigration department? Or do they actually force the legal immigrant to get the Mantoux TB skin test and wait the 48 to 72 hours in some kind of custody to see if any effect? Follow up with chest x-ray and blood tests if positive? Denial of immigrant status if confirmed positive?

Of course, none of this applies to the millions of illegals who simply walk across the open-border. No health records check, no criminal check, no financial means test, etc. Simply come across, or better yet send your children, and get free stuff! And, if you are lucky, you might even be given a Driver's License or some kind of amnesty in addition to free health care (walk into an ER), a free lawyer and housing (if you are caught), and free schools for your kids.
-GNS

zeebo

Damn you just know Snoorsie will have a lilt in his voice tonite, encouraged by Art's latest news.  He may even show off by going for a full "February" pronunciation.

Quote from: albrecht on February 11, 2015, 07:46:33 PM
I'm glad to hear that. I would imagine that one would have to get those done in their home country and then submit the paperwork to our immigration department? Or do they actually force the legal immigrant to get the Mantoux TB skin test and wait the 48 to 72 hours in some kind of custody to see if any effect? Follow up with chest x-ray and blood tests if positive? Denial of immigrant status if confirmed positive?

Of course, none of this applies to the millions of illegals who simply walk across the open-border. No health records check, no criminal check, no financial means test, etc. Simply come across, or better yet send your children, and get free stuff! And, if you are lucky, you might even be given a Driver's License or some kind of amnesty in addition to free health care (walk into an ER), a free lawyer and housing (if you are caught), and free schools for your kids.
-GNS


I hope they all simply walk in­­­‪­‪­­­­‪­­­‪‪­‪‪‪­­­­­‪‪­­­­‪­‪­­­‪‪­­­‪­­‪­­‪­­‪to the U.S.

I hope several of them open up a taco stand in your twat, Albrecht.

I hope you have to walk on wall-to-wall Mexicans in the mall on your way to TGI Fridays.

I hope gay ones marry your kids and adopt whole Nicaraguan foster homes.

I hope your grandkids chatter loudly in Spanish, while you sit there next to your walker looking all angry and confused.

I have a dream.

That's right, motherfuckers; I have a dream.




Quote from: zeebo on February 11, 2015, 08:09:21 PM
Damn you just know Snoorsie will have a lilt in his voice tonite, encouraged by Art's latest news.  He may even show off by going for a full "February" pronunciation.

Either that or he'll breath a sigh of relief, cancel the vaccination debate, replace it with a segment on 'the haters', and start calling it in again.

Quote from: zeebo on February 11, 2015, 08:09:21 PM
Damn you just know Snoorsie will have a lilt in his voice tonite, encouraged by Art's latest news.  He may even show off by going for a full "February" pronunciation.

He's more likely to just start saying 'F'

"Tuh-day is F uh-lev-unth"

Bellathor

Quote from: nooryisawesome on February 11, 2015, 06:27:29 AM
First Hour: Director and producer of the Watchers series of DVDs, Richard Shaw will discuss the results of the search for George Noory's name in the Torah Code

Are you serious???? Could Noory be any more ego-maniacal.

There is truly no better example of what this show has come to.  Could you imagine Art Bell doing something like this?

Quote from: Paper*Boy on February 11, 2015, 08:56:39 PM
He's more likely to just start saying 'F'

"Tuh-day is F uh-lev-unth"

Olé, Pape.

You made me burst out laughing.



ACE of CLUBS

'King George' ...... the slayer of dragons

Georgie will have to 'bite his tongue' at the end of his show ......... "Oh thank you, thank you, thank you Art Bell"

George and Tommy locked in a 'man hug' ........... the light of long term contracts shining in their eyes .....

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: albrecht on February 11, 2015, 07:46:33 PM
I'm glad to hear that. I would imagine that one would have to get those done in their home country and then submit the paperwork to our immigration department? Or do they actually force the legal immigrant to get the Mantoux TB skin test and wait the 48 to 72 hours in some kind of custody to see if any effect? Follow up with chest x-ray and blood tests if positive? Denial of immigrant status if confirmed positive?

Of course, none of this applies to the millions of illegals who simply walk across the open-border. No health records check, no criminal check, no financial means test, etc. Simply come across, or better yet send your children, and get free stuff! And, if you are lucky, you might even be given a Driver's License or some kind of amnesty in addition to free health care (walk into an ER), a free lawyer and housing (if you are caught), and free schools for your kids.
-GNS

I was already in the US on a work Visa and applied for change of status to Permanent Resident or, as I prefer to be known (and especially in present company), Resident Alien. I was sent to a government approved physician who gave me the Ellis Island once-over, jabs and scratch. I went back a few days later to check the TB results and take the (sealed) report to my attorney. I'm sure if I'd tested positive for TB, action would have been taken and the process of my application suspended or abandoned.
I assume, as you say, that if I had been making my application from outside the US, I would have been required to take an equivalent medical exam there.
Of course, it raises the issue that I was allowed into the country on a Visa that allowed me to live and (restrictedly) work in the US, and come in and out of the country as I pleased, for a period of 3 years with an option to extend after that, without any medical screening whatsoever.

zeebo

Quote from: nooryisawesome on February 11, 2015, 06:27:29 AM
...Richard Shaw will discuss the results of the search for George Noory's name in the Torah Code ....

The really spooky thing is it mentions pizza rolls, which weren't even around back then.

NoMoreNoory

Just catching up with the latest Art wrinkle. Jesus.
Stand by for 'Ride My See-Saw', 'Dancing Queen', 'Velvet Morning', 'Fear The Reaper' et al tonight.

Quote from: zeebo on February 11, 2015, 09:52:11 PM
The really spooky thing is it mentions pizza rolls, which weren't even around back then.


Silly squirrel.

That was prophecy.

Good ol' Art . . .

At the risk of making Jorch Snoory laugh tonight:

This time Art bailed out even before he could bail out again.


Calm down, Jorch.

You still have trace fecal matter in your polyester wig.

nextgen.fm

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on February 11, 2015, 10:29:57 PM
Good ol' Art . . .

At the risk of making Jorch Snoory laugh tonight:

This time Art bailed out even before he could bail out again.


Calm down, Jorch.

You still have trace fecal matter in your polyester wig.

Maybe art can go back to filling in on c2c?

Hehe...yeah I know right, R u kidding me

nextgen.fm

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on February 11, 2015, 10:04:12 PM
Just catching up with the latest Art wrinkle. Jesus.
Stand by for 'Ride My See-Saw', 'Dancing Queen', 'Velvet Morning', 'Fear The Reaper' et al tonight.
Is Gorgon going to play all arts bumps to just rub it in

I bet he does


SnapT

If Noory plays all Classic Art Bell bumper music tonight, he wins a Gold Star from me.

Falkie2013

Quote from: albrecht on February 11, 2015, 10:58:10 AM
I knew this show was going to be a good one when the very first comment from Norry was Obama's desire for war declaration from Congress "according to Congressional FORCES", at least that is how it sounded over my radio. Not "sources" but "forces."
-GNS

Well they do have all that potent Navy bean soup at their disposal.

Falkie2013

Quote from: narcissist noory on February 12, 2015, 12:11:33 AM
Nuke Noory is at it again !

I was asked to ask George if :

a ) he ever listens to gabcast

and

b ) if he would call next tuesday night.

after his reply I told him they said that he was rather nice when he called.

Here's his reply word for word.

I called in once before..little good it did…

Nick el Ass

I ate some uber tasty pizza rolls, and didn't even burn my thrat. Suck it Jorch.

Falkie2013

Quote from: zeebo on February 11, 2015, 09:52:11 PM
The really spooky thing is it mentions pizza rolls, which weren't even around back then.

That's because they were called either matzoh rolls or manna rolls.

Jorch just wondered again why the U.S. doesn't just detonate a nuclear weapon in the Middle East.

This, of course, explains why Jorch's job in the Navy was to produce the newsletter about bingo night at the officer's club.  And it was done with grammar errors and other problems which made the base commander angry.


P.S.

Even Jerome Corsi snickered at Jorch, as if a slow 11-year-old had made the suggestion.

Falkie2013

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on February 11, 2015, 10:04:12 PM
Just catching up with the latest Art wrinkle. Jesus.
Stand by for 'Ride My See-Saw', 'Dancing Queen', 'Velvet Morning', 'Fear The Reaper' et al tonight.

Don't fear the quitter ?

Falkie2013

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on February 12, 2015, 12:18:31 AM
Jorch just wondered again why the U.S. doesn't just detonate a nuclear weapon in the Middle East.

This, of course, explains why Jorch's job in the Navy was to produce the newsletter about bingo night at the officer's club.  And it was done with grammar errors and other problems which made the base commander angry.


Thank G*d Noory didn't become JCS.

Can you nuke a cave deep below the earth ?

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