George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

That's it for science.

George already killed it during the first segment.

[Major Ed Damien]

George already killed it during the first segment.

No, it was actually DOA.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Zombie Jesus."

LOL

What an oxymoron.

[Morgus]

Noory just played a clip of UFO Phil singing "Blue Christmas" to promote that c2c christmas CD.
Anyone hearing that for sure would change their mind if they were considering buying the CD...

[Morgus]

Back in the days it was active, the people on fantastic forums were convinced George hates cats. 

Noory certainly never had a pet cat.
Earlier tonight he said you could leave a cat alone at home for a week and he would take care of himself.
In contrast, if I leave my cat alone for most of a day, I find when I get home he didn't eat any of the dry food I left out for him and rarely did he use the litter box. But as soon as I am home he will immediately go over and eat and use the litter box...

[Major Ed Damien]

A British caller just admonished George to "pay attention."

Good luck with that.  Also, getting back India and Malaysia.

[PB the Deplorable]

Snoory's trying to impress this poor woman with tales of his scientific childhood, including microscopes and chemistry sets.  Dude you'd have a better chance dancing around with a spatula on your head like those fruit flies.

Is George building up to his dissection kit story, saving that one for last?

[Major Ed Damien]

It was wonderful how George took the caller's grief about his recently deceased mother and turned it into a giant air-horn blast about how many more affiliates the show has added since 2003.

[UFQuack]

"Can you believe Thanksgiving is next week?" says Jorch. "This is the fastest year ever!" says Jorch. "You are all going to die soon." says Jorch as he stuffs a sweaty and scalding hot turkey into his mustached hole.

"Life is short but bad radio shows last forever" -- JorchNoory

[Major Ed Damien]

"Can you believe Thanksgiving is next week?" says Jorch. "This is the fastest year ever!" says Jorch. "You are all going to die soon." says Jorch as he stuffs a sweaty and scalding hot turkey into his mustached hole.

That's funny as hell.

Inside story:

Fat Tommy once said he was "hungry enough to eat the Boss's toupee."

[PChirp]

We've got a live one here, ladies and gentlemen.  Ketamine and 'otherworldly' doctors harvesting "adrenal fluids" from unsuspecting patients.  I'd like a puff of whatever this chick's been smoking!   

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

We've got a live one here, ladies and gentlemen.  Ketamine and 'otherworldly' doctors harvesting "adrenal fluids" from unsuspecting patients.  I'd like a puff of whatever this chick's been smoking!   

The scary thing is she's so articulate.

[Major Ed Damien]

The scary thing is she's so articulate.

Right.

I sense an email address request and a mention as a possible future guest on the show.

[PChirp]

Right.

I sense an email address request and a mention as a possible future guest on the show.

I sort of wish they actually would pencil her in for some airtime.  That was one of my most enjoyable callers in some time!   

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

She was right that a person can be fully conscious and not form any memories.  That could be done by stimulating the GABA-B receptors in the medial septum (or maybe GABA-A.  It's been twenty years since I wrote a paper on that).

[Major Ed Damien]

If they're aliens, then why can't they ensure NO memories whatsoever? 

Don't they have lasers that can burn these things out entirely?  Even the repressed memories? 

I guess they're only primitive aliens and haven't developed the adequate technology yet.  They haven't been able to wipe the hard drives completely clean at this point.

[Major Ed Damien]

George won't allow guests to take advantage of listeners for their money.

So that must mean the quack guest who also hawks Carnivora snake oil has been summarily dismissed.

I sure love that name "Carnivora."

It sounds like a drug they give cannibals like Jeffrey Dahmer so as to suppress their appetites.

[Major Ed Damien]

George: "Remember to send me your emails.  We do get your emails.  Some of them are good.  Some of them are not."

Now just how in the fuck could they not ALL be good?

[yoego]

I missed out on this here aminal abuse clashik. The gns commentary had to be better anyway. I was at a georgeaholics meeting. I have 24 hours g-free!

I wonder in vegetarians can take carnivora?

Edit/ I'm not a vegetarian.

[PB the Deplorable]

She was right that a person can be fully conscious and not form any memories.  That could be done by stimulating the GABA-B receptors in the medial septum...

It's also been know to occur when George Noory's show is on in the background

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It's also been know to occur when George Noory's show is on in the background

Ha.  Well, alcohol as well as sleeping pills can activate the GABA receptors and inhibit memory formation, so I'm sure a night of listening to George could have a similar effect

[Mizak]

Who could have guessed that we'd hear at least a couple of stories of George's mistreatment of animals?

Stomped-on anthills and a turtle thrown violently against a wall.

And these were the stories he DIDN'T tell.

Thorgeyy has all the traits of a serial Killer.Killing animals when he was young.He gets too excited about children deaths.Just a guess but I think someone should find out what's in his basement/attic!!!

[wr250]

Thorgeyy has all the traits of a serial Killer.Killing animals when he was young.He gets too excited about children deaths.Just a guess but I think someone should find out what's in his basement/attic!!!

bats/vampires

[expat]

I thought Jennifer Verdolin was good (in addition to checking out as hot on Google Images). Animal behavior seems to be a winning topic, at least for me. This plus that guy a few weeks ago who told us about the insect where the girl eats the boy after sex, then some boys have developed the strategy of ripping off their own genitals and leaving them in the girl -- still cumming -- as they make their escape.

[michio]

Noory certainly never had a pet cat.
Earlier tonight he said you could leave a cat alone at home for a week and he would take care of himself.
In contrast, if I leave my cat alone for most of a day, I find when I get home he didn't eat any of the dry food I left out for him and rarely did he use the litter box. But as soon as I am home he will immediately go over and eat and use the litter box...

Good point, as well.  You could leave a cat alone for a week IF you left enough water and food for him/her to survive.  For sNoory to say what he did shows you how much little he values these companions. I have the sense sNooron thinks of pets as objects for his amusement rather than as creatures of your lifetime responsibility and care. As with Art, cats are our like our kids, albeit hairy kids.

The big question remains unanswered. What if you left a sNooron home alone for a week? Would he be able to clothe and feed himself without the fast-footed 24/7 assistance of Tommy the Butler to run to his every beck and call? That's a tough question to answer.

[PB the Deplorable]

... I think someone should find out what's in his basement/attic!!!

There's at least one squished squirrel

[PB the Deplorable]

... I have the sense sNooron thinks of pets as objects for his amusement rather than as creatures of your lifetime responsibility and care...

I really hope he made up the whole story about having a dog named Casey.  Didn't he say he kept him in a kennel when he was away from either LA or St Louis, whichever it was.  Which is ok for a few days here and there, but not what ends up being 6 months a year

[albrecht]

I want Bonnie as a guest. Adreneline sucking aliens using keramine and unrinary catheters to attack (and make replicants) of humans.
-GNS

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I really hope he made up the whole story about having a dog named Casey.  Didn't he say he kept him in a kennel when he was away from either LA or St Louis, whichever it was.  Which is ok for a few days here and there, but not what ends up being 6 months a year

He mentioned Casey again last night after being questioned by Tommy.  He said he gave Casey to a lady who had lost her dog because living in a kennel was no life for a dog.

And belonging to an owner who only wants you so he can sound legit when he does dog food commercials is no life for one either.

[Major Ed Damien]

Back in the days it was active, the people on fantastic forums were convinced George hates cats.  I remain unconvinced either way.  He used to have a tendency to laugh after hearing stories about bad things happening to cats but I attribute that to poor comprehension.

I like your even-handed style for the dope.