George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

Snoory's trying to impress this poor woman with tales of his scientific childhood, including microscopes and chemistry sets.  Dude you'd have a better chance dancing around with a spatula on your head like those fruit flies.

[Juan Cena]

Mind you, a Duke professor interested in sex shouldn't come as a shock.

[Juan Cena]

The hamsters were used for a far darker purpose.

Snorge = Richard Gere? 

[Major Ed Damien]

Why isn't he asking her about mutilated cattle left there in the sun by crude alien butchers?

Not because it's irrelevant.

It's because George is a real gentleman, that's why.

[Nick el Ass]

Snorge = Richard Gere? 

George is a sick man, but in a different way than Gere. He put it in the microwave just to see it pop like an overcooked pizza roll in the name of science.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I wonder how many of George's hamsters were ripped to shreds by their mating partners until George discovered he had to put the females into the males' cage.

[Nick el Ass]

Good lord. This caller sounds like he is on meth, or something.

[pate]

I just found this old footage of a young Jorch Snoory:


Zombie Kid Likes Turtles

GNS

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George keeps telling this animal girl how he hurt animals when he was a kid.  Is he trying to repel her?

[zeebo]

Poor George, really falling into childhood reverie.  I wanna hear about animal science, not young Noory's tragic-comic turtle stories.

[Immy]

George Noory...turtle killer.

[Nick el Ass]

George told her about killing a pet turtle by throwing him at the wall, and then she mentions how she generally molested her animals. I'm done with C2C for the night. Noory couldn't conduct a good interview to save his life.

[Immy]

Jorch: "Did you have pets as a kid?"

First words out of her mouth at the beginning: "I had a menagerie; mice, guinea pigs..."

You suck George.

[Nick el Ass]

If only George's dad had gotten rid of him instead of that little dalmatian. We all know the shows would be much better with a dog doing the interviews.

[Major Ed Damien]

Who could have guessed that we'd hear at least a couple of stories of George's mistreatment of animals?

Stomped-on anthills and a turtle thrown violently against a wall.

And these were the stories he DIDN'T tell.

[NoMoreNoory]

George told her about killing a pet turtle by throwing him at the wall, and then she mentions how she generally molested her animals. I'm done with C2C for the night. Noory couldn't conduct a good interview to save his life.

Is it just me or does anyone else think of this every time dip shit confesses to involvement in an animal related incident?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Is it just me or does anyone else think of this every time dip shit confesses to involvement in an animal related incident?

I will hug him and squeeze him and squeeze him and hug him and call him George.

[SnoorysStache]

I'm not listening (as per usual)...but did he really say he killed a turtle by throwing it at a wall? What a sick fucking piece of shit.

[Nick el Ass]

I will love him and squeeze him and squeeze him and love him and call him George.

Then throw him against the wall in a fit of rage, and kill him.

[Nick el Ass]

I'm not listening (as per usual)...but did he really say he killed a turtle by throwing it at a wall? What a sick fucking piece of shit.

It bit his ass because it probably knew Noory was up to no good.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I'm not listening (as per usual)...but did he really say he killed a turtle by throwing it at a wall? What a sick fucking piece of shit.

To George's credit, he said his pet turtle bit his finger when he was a little kid and he freaked out trying to get it off, which resulted in flinging it across the room.

[PChirp]

Did she REALLY just say "octopusses"?!? 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Did she REALLY just say "octopusses"?!? 

I didn't hear, but apparently that is an accepted alternative to octopi.

[Nick el Ass]

Something tells me George is used to lying to people about being bigger than he really is in more ways than one. Ratingswise, and what is in his pants.

[Major Ed Damien]

George just did his frog impression and shit himself.

[PChirp]

"Ravens hold grudges and turtles forgive unless thrown violently against a wall". 

[Major Ed Damien]

George just asked a biologist if she knew about people finding paw prints of their dead pets in bed.  "That should be your next book," he volunteered.

He is absolutely too stupid to separate the "paranormal" end of the show from the legitimate science that is only occasionally allowed to appear on it.

[Nick el Ass]

The guys cat died, and George calls it a good story. This sick bastard not only sucks... but he is an animal hater/murderer. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The guys cat died, and George calls it a good story. This sick bastard not only sucks... but he is an animal hater/murderer. 

Back in the days it was active, the people on fantastic forums were convinced George hates cats.  I remain unconvinced either way.  He used to have a tendency to laugh after hearing stories about bad things happening to cats but I attribute that to poor comprehension.

[Major Ed Damien]

That's it for science.

Bring on the Jesus jumpers and the Revelations squad.