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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

PChirp

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on June 06, 2013, 02:31:40 AM
A caller asked why no one gets heart cancer.  Bollinger went into a reasonably detailed answer.  Within five minutes, George asked -- as if he had just thought of it -- Ty, does anyone ever get heart cancer?

I know if we catalogued every time George does something like that we would have 20 000 pages, but this one was just so blatant.


I hate to burst Ty's bubble, but "heart cancer" is indeed a very real thing.  Although extremely rare, it does exist and even has a medical ICD-9-CM diagnosis code of 164.1, malignant neoplasm of the heart.  I can recall during my pathology days hearing how rare the cancer truly is---but it DOES exist.  If "Ty" the cancer authority hasn't heard or doesn't know this malady exists, it really makes me question the veracity of what he's printing up in his line of books.  A CPA has NO medical training and it sounds as if he's totally self-educated in this topic.  Knows just enough to be dangerous.


As for George repeating the question, he SUCKS!

Gay

Least surprising news of the night - George likes to go through the obituary sections of newspapers and check out the ages of the deceased.

I bet he has a huge scrapbook of death notices of children that he's cut out from the papers over the years.

gandalf50

FWIW, for those who are into pain and are still actually listening to Coast on a daily basis I came across this site today http://www.c2camdaily.com/


Now cancel that streamlink crap.  8)





Quote from: PurpleChirple on June 06, 2013, 02:51:49 AM

I hate to burst Ty's bubble, but "heart cancer" is indeed a very real thing.  Although extremely rare, it does exist and even has a medical ICD-9-CM diagnosis code of 164.1, malignant neoplasm of the heart.  I can recall during my pathology days hearing how rare the cancer truly is---but it DOES exist.  If "Ty" the cancer authority hasn't heard or doesn't know this malady exists, it really makes me question the veracity of what he's printing up in his line of books.  A CPA has NO medical training and it sounds as if he's totally self-educated in this topic.  Knows just enough to be dangerous.


As for George repeating the question, he SUCKS!

Well then, maybe George was just giving Bollinger a chance to redeem himself.  If so, he did it in the most sucky way possible.

Scully

You definitely won't hear this on C2C, so I've been meaning to let you all know that a couple of weeks ago, the Knoxville, TN  FM station that has carried Coast for years dropped it along with whatever else they used to run.  The have a new format of all country music. Yee haw!

Knoxville metropolitan area in 2010 census had a population of about 700,000 people. So far, no other station FM or AM has picked it up, to my knowledge.  One more leak in the dike ...


Juan

George was bragging about his number of stations last night - "The highest they've ever been."  Well, we hear from Scully that a station in Knoxville has dropped him.  And due to switching programming on the stations in Jacksonville, Florida, he's gone from being on three stations to being on two.

So, sNoory, you're down at least two stations from a month ago.

valdez

Quote from: PurpleChirple on June 05, 2013, 03:31:58 AM
...Ty "Carnivora"Bollinger cancer $pectacular!
Quote from: jinwicked on June 06, 2013, 01:40:14 AM
...some disgruntled chucklefuck rant about cellphone coverage on the air.
Quote from: jinwicked on June 06, 2013, 02:28:57 AM
Did Norry ask about heart cancer, almost immediately after the guest said heart cancer basically doesn't exist?
Quote from: Juan Cena on June 06, 2013, 03:54:24 AM
Photos of Premier executives with farm animals. 
I thought Carmen Boulter and lost underwater city of Thonis-Heracleion was cool.  Did Ty Bollinger and George not mention carnivora?  I had to turn the radio down for about 30 minutes, so maybe I missed it.  I don't see how they would not have even mentioned it.  I can't even find the stuff on his website.  Surely thay taked about it.

Thonis-Heracleion cool
     

Histronic Fop

Not many Carnivora references, IIRC.  Callers brought it up more than the Glummer Twins; but there was plenty of these bright exchanges:

"Ty...can prayer cure cancer?"

"That's a great question, George..."

Nebraska888

Quote from: Histronic Fop on June 05, 2013, 02:48:46 PM
Well, I know I don't need C-A-R-N-I-V-O-R-A to unleash nature's unprecedented fury.  A Burrito Supreme from Taco Bell will do just fine.


OMG........soooooo damned funny!   ;D

Abby Normal

Since C2C has become a monument to stupidity, perhaps someone talented at Photoshop could do a nice Mount Rushmore featuring the faces of George Noory, Richard Hoagland, Alex Jones and John B. Wells?  That would be a classic!


ziznak

hehe mount shit-more


theres not many good shots of JBW out there... i noticed this before.  He's the only host that really has only a few pics out on the interwebs.

VtaGeezer

Quote from: ziznak on June 06, 2013, 11:25:00 AM
He's the only host that really has only a few pics out on the interwebs.
That's because Premiere plucked him from the anonymity of being a voice-over guy with no talk show resume. He has a "night time" voice, he says what he's told how he's told to say it, and he's cheap. Besides, he's got a mug that would scare children even with the lugs on his neck.



Morgus

Quote from: UFO Fill on June 06, 2013, 04:12:49 AM
George was bragging about his number of stations last night - "The highest they've ever been."  Well, we hear from Scully that a station in Knoxville has dropped him.  And due to switching programming on the stations in Jacksonville, Florida, he's gone from being on three stations to being on two.

So, sNoory, you're down at least two stations from a month ago.
Thats been going on for a decade now.
Noory loses long time high power affiliate stations and picks up as replacement a few low power stations.
So his total station count is higher, but those stations cover a smaller area and total population...

Morgus

Quote from: valdez on June 06, 2013, 05:21:17 AMDid Ty Bollinger and George not mention carnivora?  I had to turn the radio down for about 30 minutes, so maybe I missed it.  I don't see how they would not have even mentioned it.  I can't even find the stuff on his website.  Surely thay taked about it.
yes they mentioned carnivora several times and Ty said he recommends it but doesn't sell it.
he also said that he gives away e-copies of his book free to those who can't afford to pay for it.

Histronic Fop

Morbid George...going on newspaper web sites to see how many people have died and their ages; bet he chuckles at the ones younger than him.  Fuckin' loser.

Juan

Quote from: Morgus on June 06, 2013, 01:28:39 PM
Thats been going on for a decade now.
Noory loses long time high power affiliate stations and picks up as replacement a few low power stations.
So his total station count is higher, but those stations cover a smaller area and total population...
Not in Jacksonville's case - Coast been on a 50-kw day/25-kw night AM station since the early 90s.  Because the station has to be directional at night, the eastern part of the listening area has always gotten a weak signal.  So, in 2006 they began simulcasting on a 6-kw FM station. This past May, the moved the FM signal to a 100-kw station.  There are no more powerful stations in the US.

awake

Quote from: gandalf50 on June 06, 2013, 02:58:09 AM
FWIW, for those who are into pain and are still actually listening to Coast on a daily basis I came across this site today http://www.c2camdaily.com/


Now cancel that streamlink crap.  8)

Thanks very much!  I love the interwebs.

Morgus

Quote from: gandalf50 on June 06, 2013, 02:58:09 AM
FWIW, for those who are into pain and are still actually listening to Coast on a daily basis I came across this site today http://www.c2camdaily.com/

Now cancel that streamlink crap.  8)
looks like that site also has a c2cam discussion forum like this one...

Meanandnasty

Quote from: Histronic Fop on June 06, 2013, 01:49:15 PM
Morbid George...going on newspaper web sites to see how many people have died and their ages; bet he chuckles at the ones younger than him.  Fuckin' loser.
Now we know what his reading preference is instead of reading his guests books.  Or, what he is giggling about during the show, when you hear those odd out breaks.  Huuuu Huuuu Huuuu, I saw him/her at a conference last year with that good-looking babe.  Now he has passed.  Just wait she is ready for the picking and she can be an Insider.  George time is coming baby.

Meanandnasty

Quote from: Morgus on June 06, 2013, 03:29:02 PM
looks like that site also has a c2cam discussion forum like this one...
Noory lovers or critiquers?

fotd

I only tuned in for a couple of minutes last night.  I'm pretty sure I heard Simple George ask, "how do people even get pancreatic cancer?". Is he really that simple minded?  Oh wait....

Sigh, George Noory Sucks!  Very insulting for us that have list family and friends to cancer.

VtaGeezer

Quote from: VtaGeezer on June 06, 2013, 12:05:49 PM
That's because Premiere plucked him from the anonymity of being a voice-over guy with no talk show resume. He has a "night time" voice, he says what he's told how he's told to say it, and he's cheap. Besides, he's got a mug that would scare children even with the lugs on his neck.



typo...should read "...without lugs on his neck..."

Mels-hole1984

Fuck you forever George Noory! You ruined my favorite show....

Quick Karl

I think even Glynis is getting tired of talking to the moron... It still amazes me that this guy still has a job - I mean it truly defies reason.

As for Glynis and her Numerology, just like astrology, palm reading, psychics, and tea leaf readers - give me the winning PowerBall numbers just once. I dare ya...

Morgus

Noory just told his guest the number's lady that "there are a lot of haters out there"
Did he just give us a shout-out on the air? :D

A caller just said to George "hi commander" and then commented he had been a commander too.  George didn't bother correcting him despite only having been a lieutenant.

Morgus

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on June 07, 2013, 12:50:21 AM
A caller just said to George "hi commander" and then commented he had been a commander too.  George didn't bother correcting him despite that he was only a lieutenant.
that caller must have been confused by when Noory told a story that he had 'wished' he had made Lt. Commander rank in the Navy but left before the 10 years were up so only reached the rank of full Lieutenant...

Gay

FUCK YOU MICHAEL KOHLER!!!!!


You just had a chance to show George for the uberfraud he is! He just asked George if he knew what the Fibonacci numbers were and George said "Yes".

You could have asked him to explain them - and since of course George has no idea what they are, his ass would have been on full display.  But no, you had to be a sonofabitch and just go ahead and explain it yourself.  You're dead to me!

Gay

Check out Michael Kohler, the Coral Castle guest's website:

http://www.coralcastleexplained.com/

Am I the only one who finds it hilarious that a website that looks like it was designed in 1994 has a link to Pinterest on the top of the page?  If you're hip enough to know about pinterest, aren't you hip enough to realize your website looks worse than a tumor that has grown hair and teeth?

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