George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ziznak]

I didnt even realize i had seen "God Bless America" but had no clue bobcat had anything to do with it... was a pretty cool movie too.

[SnapT]

Bobcat should be the new host of C2C!  Love the guy and the movies he directs.


He seems to be a listener of the show.  I wonder what he thinks of Noory...

[Agent : Orange]

Out of town I caught the Friday show since I didn't have an internet connection to stream Art Bell. As expected, some of the stuff out of George's mouth was unreal. His comments about humans feeling sad for pets they had to put down were really awkward. The story about walking out on the woman who was not a pet lover was creepy along with the guests response, a shriek like she had been stuck in the kidneys with a homemade shiv. And, my favorite comment, from George to caller:
"Your brain is a lot like your heart, and you're using yours correctly."

I'll be sticking with the stream late night.

[ziznak]

Bobcat should be the new host of C2C!  Love the guy and the movies he directs.


He seems to be a listener of the show.  I wonder what he thinks of Noory...

If he's a "listhner" then it's "NO COINCIDENCE" he's on with Knappy.

[Lunger]

Noory had Peter Davenport on the air for a few minutes in the first hour tonight.
Peter didn't have any UFO reports, he was just on to complain that he got over 19 x-rated prank calls on his UFO hotline so far tonight.
Noory probably figures those are just some of those he calls his 'haters' and the only idea he had was to use caller ID to go after them...

I betcha there was a hang-up to make that total 19.5!!!!!


Huh?  Huh?

[Agent : Orange]

I betcha there was a hang-up to make that total 19.5!!!!!


Huh?  Huh?

*golf clap*

[MTB]

Do you remember Mr. Dressup?  His companions were a puppet child named Casey and a puppet dog named Finnegan.  I don't know if that's where Noory got the name from, but it strikes me that he couldn't even get that little detail right.  Interestingly, in my search I came across a Facebook page for "Casey the Dog," but it doesn't seem to be affiliated with Noory.

I used to watch Mr. Dressup on Channel 9 in Detroit, so it's entirely possible that George did lift that detail.

[ItsOver]

From this:



To This:



Turmeric works wonders.

That, plus Carnivora.  That's C-A-R-N-I-V-O-R-A.  The miracle of "immune modulation."

[PB the Deplorable]

He has to know. Just type George Noory into Google's search engine and "sucks" pops up before "net worth", "girlfriend", etc.

Very happy to tune in tonight to hear Knapp and one of my favorite comedians, Bobcat Goldthwait.

Girlfriend?

[Meanandnasty]

It works.  Super prostrate formula really works.  I can be a walking, living, breathing testimonial for the product.  Thank you Mr. Noory and Pontius, my prostrate also thanks you for the years of you hawking. I mean supporting the product.

If you read this, I want to be featured on Coast.  It will add to the truth of the product, and as you say you are always in search of the truth.  I will reveal my prostrate to the world, and it will be good.

[Quick Karl]

There is no way I can listen to this moronic cook for even 5-minutes.

Art Bell reruns would be a thousand fold better than this carnival barker. I have no fricken clue how this dolt got the gig or what idiot keeps letting him slobber on a microphone.

[valdez]

     Memo to George:  I get it.  Alex Hearn had the personality of cracked asphalt, and you would have known that if somebody on your staff had maybe done a pre-interview, or whatever it is that you guys do to check out these guest, but once you're on the air you go with what you got, and you try, and you dig, and you make that bomb of a guest interesting.  That's your job.  But when you decide to throw in the towel and call Joshua P. Warren please do us all a favor and give him the keys and let him do the show alone because nobody needs to hear you mumbling "interesting" every five minutes, and put a microphone by the exit so that we can hear the door slam and know the exact moment that your sorry ass has left the building.

[HorrorReporter]

     Memo to George:  I get it.  Alex Hearn had the personality of cracked asphalt, and you would have known that if somebody on your staff had maybe done a pre-interview, or whatever it is that you guys do to check out these guest, but once you're on the air you go with what you got, and you try, and you dig, and you make that bomb of a guest interesting.  That's your job.  But when you decide to throw in the towel and call Joshua P. Warren please do us all a favor and give him the keys and let him do the show alone because nobody needs to hear you mumbling "interesting" every five minutes, and put a microphone by the exit so that we can hear the door slam and know the exact moment that your sorry ass has left the building.

[ItsOver]

So The Nooron dumped ANOTHER guest?  This is becoming more the norm than the exception.  Is ANYONE at PremRat managing this clown show or are they all literally asleep?  I guess they can't stand to listen to the show, either.  :

[MTB]

Honestly I didn't think the guest was quite that bad, and would think that George could have cut him some slack since he was on because Hoagie rescheduled. I thought it was refreshing in a way that he said the chupacabras were just mangy dogs.

[ItsOver]

I can't say about the guest since I didn't listen last night and rarely do.  It seems Noory has a low threshold for kicking a guest of the show, mainly because of Noory's inability to be a decent radio host.  I'm continually amazed at how PremRat lets something such as this go on with this show.  It's not some local show out of Peoria.

[PB the Deplorable]

I can't say about the guest since I didn't listen last night and rarely do.  It seems Noory has a low threshold for kicking a guest of the show, mainly because of Noory's inability to be a decent radio host.  I'm continually amazed at how PremRat lets something such as this go on with this show.  It's not some local show out of Peoria.

If this was some local show somewhere, George would either work at it and put the effort in, or he would have been fired years ago.

I don't get the PremRats either, maybe they think it's a kook show anyway and are home asleep and don't listen and don't care.  Maybe just enough people listen so George is too big to fail - which would cause them to have to scramble to fill the time slot on 500 stations.  It's quite the frustrating mystery - Ian likes oddball mysteries, maybe he should have done a show on it.

[ItsOver]

If this was some local show somewhere, George would either work at it and put the effort in, or he would have been fired years ago.

I don't get the PremRats either, maybe they think it's a kook show anyway and are home asleep and don't listen and don't care.  Maybe just enough people listen so George is too big to fail - which would cause them to have to scramble to fill the time slot on 500 stations.  It's quite the frustrating mystery - Ian likes oddball mysteries, maybe he should have done a show on it.

Hahahaha... , the greatest paranormal mystery of all, how does Noory stay on the air?  Maybe Noory should do a show devoted to this topic and then kick himself off the air. 

[Mind Flayer Monk]

 
I don't get the PremRats either, maybe they think it's a kook show anyway and are home asleep and don't listen and don't care. 

The PremRat guys are probably doing the same thing as me:
Get in car to drive to liquor store around midnight, turn on radio, turn to coast. Commercial.
Buy stuff. Get back into car, turn on radio. Still commercial. Drive home, George does silver commercial. George does carnivora commercial. 90 seconds of music (boy we got a sweet deal on that music rights contract...suckers...we pretty much play your whole song).
Park car. Turn radio off. Yep, everything seems OK.


As for how they have never heard Knapp, I guess they all live in one of those Alabama counties that is dry on Sundays.

[Abby Normal]

The C2C website is promoting George's Toronto appearance with Alex Jones.  Do you think George has ANY idea at all that intelligent, SANE people find Alex Jones completely unacceptable and utterly repugnant? 

[Eddie Coyle]

The C2C website is promoting George's Toronto appearance with Alex Jones.  Do you think George has ANY idea at all that intelligent, SANE people find Alex Jones completely unacceptable and utterly repugnant?

Noory hates the intelligent sane populace. How have they ever helped him in his endeavors?

[PB the Deplorable]

George's political stance against both preparation and conversation is both jarring and empowering.

[Morgus]

So The Nooron dumped ANOTHER guest?  This is becoming more the norm than the exception.  Is ANYONE at PremRat managing this clown show or are they all literally asleep?  I guess they can't stand to listen to the show, either.  :

Yep Noory again dumped a guest as usual without any warning, explanation, or anything.
After the bottom of the hour commercial break he came back with one of his regulars, Joshua P. Warren, without even mentioning the earlier guest after that or even saying goodby to him.
They probably just hung up on the poor guy...

At one point the guest must have used a bad word and Noory hit his delay button to keep it from getting on the air, but he did sound angry telling the guest "you can't use that word!"
That was probably his death knell from "G-rated" Noory...

[Insanity]

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

The nooron is going to interview a pawn shop owner in a few days...... Is this the only guests they can find anymore?

[ItsOver]

Yep Noory again dumped a guest as usual without any warning, explanation, or anything....

If anybody had a clue at PremRat, they'd be trying to determine if the guest selection process is broken or if Noory just sucks.  A quick Google search should answer that question for them.

[ItsOver]

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

The nooron is going to interview a pawn shop owner in a few days...... Is this the only guests they can find anymore?

Art Bell turned a show with a guy and his hole in the ground into classic radio.  The Nooron will no doubt take a show with a pawn shop owner and drive it into the ground.

[PB the Deplorable]

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

The nooron is going to interview a pawn shop owner in a few days...... Is this the only guests they can find anymore?

I guess we know which TV shows George likes.  Maybe next week it will be storage lockers. 

[coaster]

I can't imagine how having a pawn broker on could  be entertaining or interesting. And its not even a real pawn broker, its one of those idiots from that "reality" show Hardcore Pawn.

Riveting radio..

[Meanandnasty]

It will be off-road strippers.
This is the truff.  Coast has been promoting an ex-strippers book that is non-fiction based on fiction through their twitter feed.  They refer to her as a "Coast listener", but there are many Coast listeners who write books and they are not promoted.
It seems that her dedication is to George and for helping me come into touch with all the right people.  She shares the same publishing company as Noory.  What has stripping got to do with Coast?
The book may be about making it in Hollywood, but still an ex-stripper?  That's not paranormal to me.

[ItsOver]

I can't imagine how having a pawn broker on could  be entertaining or interesting. And its not even a real pawn broker, its one of those idiots from that "reality" show Hardcore Pawn.

Riveting radio..

Not even somebody from "Pawn Stars?"  I'm sorry it's not The Old Man from "Pawn Stars."  Jorch would last 5 minutes, at the most, talking with him.  Jorch would have to cut-him off after The Old Man told Jorch how much he sucks.