George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Usagi]

b_dubb.  I really don't get the impression that anyone for the most part is taking it seriously.  It's simply a new (and ripe) opportunity to laugh at Jorch & Co's expense.

[onan]

Hey wait a second... all you motherfuckers are working for Premiere, aren't you?! AREN'T YOU?!?!
*puts on tinfoil hat and crawls under desk*

Do you have a spare? I wore mine out... it isn't blocking out the noory... I need thicker tinfoil!

[Marc.Knight]

At least I'm safe.




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[Treading Water]

Hahahahaha.
Sumpin's really hapeeen...   

[WOTR]

the threat of legal action just doesn't feel true. someone on this board sent a nasty email and got a flippant response. and like a bunch of windup toys some of us take what was a throw away remark and start a rumor mill. rise above. there is no legal team parsing this site with the intent of building a case

Killjoy.  Now I have to step out of character for just a moment.  I think most of realize it was an empty threat and a throw away comment (has George made anything but throw away comments that you have heard in the last decade?) Hell, the email was likely almost a spoof- it almost showed a slightly human side of George (at least the part about 5 people @ 200 000 views each.) It was an actual attempt at humour.  Fortunately, most people latched onto that seed of humour, watered it, tended it and kept it warm the last few days until it bloomed into 10 pages of comedy gold.  I suspect that someday they will pay their lawyer another $100 to write a cease and desist letter to MV... but for now it is damn funny to think of somebody being paid a couple of hundred an hour to read the comments on this board.  I do it for free and am jealous of anybody holding such a position regardless of the fact that such a person holding such a position is almost certainly fictional.

[WOTR]

I couldn't resist sending one more email to Snorge. He really ticked me off last night when he compared his never-ending pizza roll saga to someone suffering from such unbearable pain that they'd consider suicide.

Suddenly, I realize that Pink wrote a recent song for George- TRY.
Where there is desire (for a pizza roll?), there is gonna be a flame.  Where there is a flame someone's bound to get burned.  But just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die.  You've gotta get up and try try try.

She continues asking George to move past the pain of his burn and just damn well try throughout the rest of the song.

[BigDave]

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message2066916/pg3   

[qaddisin]

I do recall him asking some "social media expert" if one could sue people that talk bad about you on the internet. The e-mail, while maybe a joke, seems to continue this line of thought.


While I find the notion of him attempting to sue for "libelous slander against his impeccable and charitable character" laughable, I can't help but think that he would actually try to do it. He strikes me as a small, petty man that would do whatever he could (as long as didn't require too much effort on his part) to punish those that would speak ill of him, preferably by taking away their mud huts and forcing them to spell his name right.


Of course, like so many other ventures his in life, it would be done ineptly and fail miserably. 

[HAL 9000]

I mentioned this a minute ago in another thread, but did any of you think this Deveron guy sounded like Richard C. Hoagland? The voice seems very similar to me.  The cadance as well. 

I'm convinced this is RCH!!!!  Replay it and listen to 'Deveron' talk about science and time travel.  Around the 35th minute of the 3rd hour on the podcast.

I can assure you, with 100% certainty, that "Devaron" is not Richard C. Hoagland. Proof coming in a few minutes once I get the links in order.

OK, here ya go:

The guy has moved around a bit over the years...

whois listing for his website: http://www.statmyweb.com/whois/uvian.org

Jeffrey G Ronn
Susan K Ronn
645 S. Page Springs Rd. Cornville Arizona 86325
928-254-9805
devarondlh@gmail.com
In Google Earth paste: 34 43 39.6 N 111 54 04 W

http://www.manta.com/p/f383dkh7qkyuep_/devarondlh-namsaar
http://www.manta.com/c/mx2389d/uvian-org
http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/2011/03/05/rachel-maddow-beats-beck-covering-union-rights/
https://www.facebook.com/DevaronDLH
http://www.facebook.com/public/Devaron-Dlh-Namsaar
http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Atlantis-Project/192818857422809?sk=info
http://www.myspace.com/uvian

http://uvian.org/POSMPDF/principlesofselfmastery.pdf


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLe-L-5afqI#


His son, "Devaron Jeffery" a talented artist, designed his logo:
http://devaron-portfolio.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html
(scroll down to view)

His old website:
amasterlife.com
http://web.archive.org/web/20110901000000*/http://amasterlife.com

Admittedly his voice does resemble RCH, but they are not the same person.

[BigDave]

I can assure you, with 100% certainty, that "Devaron" is not Richard C. Hoagland. Proof coming in a few minutes once I get the links in order.

OK, here ya go:

The guy has moved around a bit over the years...

whois listing for his website: http://www.statmyweb.com/whois/uvian.org

Jeffrey G Ronn
Susan K Ronn
645 S. Page Springs Rd. Cornville Arizona 86325
928-254-9805
devarondlh@gmail.com
In Google Earth paste: 34 43 39.6 N 111 54 04 W

http://www.manta.com/p/f383dkh7qkyuep_/devarondlh-namsaar
http://www.manta.com/c/mx2389d/uvian-org
http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/2011/03/05/rachel-maddow-beats-beck-covering-union-rights/
https://www.facebook.com/DevaronDLH
http://www.facebook.com/public/Devaron-Dlh-Namsaar
http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Atlantis-Project/192818857422809?sk=info
http://www.myspace.com/uvian

http://uvian.org/POSMPDF/principlesofselfmastery.pdf


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLe-L-5afqI#


His son, "Devaron Jeffery" a talented artist, designed his logo:
http://devaron-portfolio.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html
(scroll down to view)

His old website:
amasterlife.com
http://web.archive.org/web/20110901000000*/http://amasterlife.com

Admittedly his voice does resemble RCH, but they are not the same person.

Wow an actual Alien-Human Hybrid!

[ItsOver]

...... He strikes me as a small, petty man that would do whatever he could (as long as didn't require too much effort on his part) to punish those that would speak ill of him, preferably by taking away their mud huts and forcing them to spell his name right.


Of course, like so many other ventures his in life, it would be done ineptly and fail miserably.

I wouldn't worry too much about somebody who was behind something known as "The Cafe Marrakesh and Oasis Bar."  :   "Tommy... could you pick-up the pace of the valet parking..."

[davidk26212]

It seems that next week Mr. Noory will have on Jim Totino famed chief and author of  "Pizza Rolls: Harmless Tasty Snacks or Inter-dimensional Demons" should be an interesting interview. Im looking forward to it. 

[BigDave]

It seems that next week Mr. Noory will have on Jim Totino famed chief and author of  "Pizza Rolls: Harmless Tasty Snacks or Inter-dimensional Demons" should be an interesting interview. Im looking forward to it. 

It's time for George Noory brand Pizza Rolls!

[PB the Deplorable]

Maybe George's angle is he's not a public figure.

Looks around courtroom 'you honor, has anyone in this room heard of me before today?'

[ItsOver]

Maybe George's angle is he's not a public figure.

Looks around courtroom 'you honor, has anyone in this room heard of me before today?'

Maybe being a public disgrace doesn't count.

[ziznak]

im bringing back my snoorinos avy

[ziznak]

I can assure you, with 100% certainty, that "Devaron" is not Richard C. Hoagland. Proof coming in a few minutes once I get the links in order.

OK, here ya go:

The guy has moved around a bit over the years...

whois listing for his website: http://www.statmyweb.com/whois/uvian.org

Jeffrey G Ronn
Susan K Ronn
645 S. Page Springs Rd. Cornville Arizona 86325
928-254-9805
devarondlh@gmail.com
In Google Earth paste: 34 43 39.6 N 111 54 04 W

http://www.manta.com/p/f383dkh7qkyuep_/devarondlh-namsaar
http://www.manta.com/c/mx2389d/uvian-org
http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/2011/03/05/rachel-maddow-beats-beck-covering-union-rights/
https://www.facebook.com/DevaronDLH
http://www.facebook.com/public/Devaron-Dlh-Namsaar
http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Atlantis-Project/192818857422809?sk=info
http://www.myspace.com/uvian

http://uvian.org/POSMPDF/principlesofselfmastery.pdf


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLe-L-5afqI#


His son, "Devaron Jeffery" a talented artist, designed his logo:
http://devaron-portfolio.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html
(scroll down to view)

His old website:
amasterlife.com
http://web.archive.org/web/20110901000000*/http://amasterlife.com

Admittedly his voice does resemble RCH, but they are not the same person.

damn yer amazeeeeen

[ShayP]

I can assure you, with 100% certainty, that "Devaron" is not Richard C. Hoagland. Proof coming in a few minutes once I get the links in order.


Admittedly his voice does resemble RCH, but they are not the same person.

Drat!!!!     I thought I had something there HAL.     My hats off to ya.  You have skills for sure. 
At least some people think they sound alike.     
I really did think they were the same and Noory was playing with the sound board like JBW did with Cobra.  Oh well.     I guess I'm just acting weird.  Noory can feel it. 

[ItsOver]

damn yer amazeeeeen

Ish beeyond beleef!!!

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Suddenly, I realize that Pink wrote a recent song for George- TRY.
Where there is desire (for a pizza roll?), there is gonna be a flame.  Where there is a flame someone's bound to get burned.  But just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die.  You've gotta get up and try try try.

She continues asking George to move past the pain of his burn and just damn well try throughout the rest of the song.

Ah, yes! I love Pink and I love that song. Clearly she wrote it specifically for Snorge and his much exaggerated, never ending tale of pizza roll woe. Too bad he'll never hear it because his taste in music pretty much consists of UFO Phil, Lady in Red, various depressing songs from the 50s and a deceased Hawaiian singing a ukelele-backed version of Over the Rainbow. (Speaking of music, I suspect Snorge may have given entertainment advice to Milli Vanilli but I can't prove it.)

[thefamilyghost]

It seems that next week Mr. Noory will have on Jim Totino famed chief and author of  "Pizza Rolls: Harmless Tasty Snacks or Inter-dimensional Demons" should be an interesting interview. Im looking forward to it. 

We could place bets on if Snorge would play it fair and have on a representative from the industry in the first hour to defend pizza roll heating instructions, or instead just talk shite and take calls from morons telling him how he should 'soo their butts for all they're wurth!!1' but never actually do anything about it...

Seems my minds already made up on how that would go 

[Usagi]

Damn, CrabbyOld Bat.  Your hatred of Lady in Red is impressive.  I know what to play on the loud speaker should I ever need to subject you to sleep deprivation torture tactics.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Damn, CrabbyOld Bat.  Your hatred of Lady in Red is impressive.

Actually, I never cared one way or other about the song until it became clear it was a favorite of Snorge's and he beat it to death. Now I hate it.

I know what to play on the loud speaker should I ever need to subject you to sleep deprivation torture tactics.

Thank goodness you aren't threatening me with Snorge's rendition of Can't Help Falling In Love.

[ItsOver]

Hehehehe.... I can just see a Bruce Willis movie torture scene....."You want to see me squirm?  Play Snoory for me..."   

[ponyboysunset]

lol You little devil, you! Maybe I should have let them believe you were a plant!  (And by plant I mean a spy, not some type of vegetation. I don't want to create another misunderstanding.)


Oh, great! You're a big help! 

We all are plants, pretending to hate Snoory because the listeners have all jumped ship. No press is bad press. :-P 

[SomeVelvetMorning]

Do I think we will be sued?  No.  Is Noory stupid enough to threaten if not out right try to sue?  Yes.
Forgive me if this has already been posted.  Back in 2007, the Nooron made similar threats against the Fantastic Forum:
From George Noory <george@coasttocoastam.com>
May 17, 2007 4:11 PM   
subject: FF

Once again, your  forum is being used for hate and inaccuracy. The Sci-Fi show IS NOT a paid for informercial, but has been produced for Sci-Fi and will run at their expense.

Additionally, I have informed my attorney to immediately begin plans to sue various members for libel and to obtain from you either voluntarily or in court appropriate IP addresses, etc.

I take my career seriously and have NO problems with honest criticism and critique, but it's gotten out of hand.

I am asking you, as the administrator for the LAST TIME to clean this up, and will hold you personally responsible for such libelous attempts by your members to libel me and the show.
# # #
http://www.fantasticforum.com/1res/showthread.php?threadid=27940

[ufogadfly]

I can assure you, with 100% certainty, that "Devaron" is not Richard C. Hoagland. Proof coming in a few minutes once I get the links in order.

OK, here ya go:

The guy has moved around a bit over the years...

whois listing for his website: http://www.statmyweb.com/whois/uvian.org

Jeffrey G Ronn
Susan K Ronn
645 S. Page Springs Rd. Cornville Arizona 86325
928-254-9805
devarondlh@gmail.com
In Google Earth paste: 34 43 39.6 N 111 54 04 W

http://www.manta.com/p/f383dkh7qkyuep_/devarondlh-namsaar
http://www.manta.com/c/mx2389d/uvian-org
http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/2011/03/05/rachel-maddow-beats-beck-covering-union-rights/
https://www.facebook.com/DevaronDLH
http://www.facebook.com/public/Devaron-Dlh-Namsaar
http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Atlantis-Project/192818857422809?sk=info
http://www.myspace.com/uvian

http://uvian.org/POSMPDF/principlesofselfmastery.pdf


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLe-L-5afqI#

Admittedly his voice does resemble RCH, but they are not the same person.

He may not be RCH but he's still lemur piss delusional.

[dortmunder]

So, Norry's mom how long has your son had an allergy to pizza rolls?

How long has he had an OBSESSION with pizza rolls? He can't fucking stop talking about it! Seems like every night now:

"Ya know, RRRRRRRRRolandooooh, I burned my face off recently biting into a piping hot perzissuhfff...rill. Boy did THAT hurt! And would you believe that the mom in the commercials just stuffs those things into her kid's mouth??? Do you think pizza rolls are EVIL? I mean, could it be that they're possessed by demons or that they're a tool of Satan to get us to burn ourselves? I bet hell is full of Pizza rolls! Is that mom EVIL? Is she possessed by the devil, do you think? Roallie?"

"Uhhh....ummmmm"

"It shore is!"

[PB the Deplorable]

Do I think we will be sued?  No.  Is Noory stupid enough to threaten if not out right try to sue?  Yes.
Forgive me if this has already been posted.  Back in 2007, the Nooron made similar threats against the Fantastic Forum:
From George Noory <george@coasttocoastam.com>
May 17, 2007 4:11 PM   
subject: FF

Once again, your  forum is being used for hate and inaccuracy. The Sci-Fi show IS NOT a paid for informercial, but has been produced for Sci-Fi and will run at their expense.

Additionally, I have informed my attorney to immediately begin plans to sue various members for libel and to obtain from you either voluntarily or in court appropriate IP addresses, etc.

I take my career seriously and have NO problems with honest criticism and critique, but it's gotten out of hand.

I am asking you, as the administrator for the LAST TIME to clean this up, and will hold you personally responsible for such libelous attempts by your members to libel me and the show.
# # #
http://www.fantasticforum.com/1res/showthread.php?threadid=27940

Love George's post.  Too bad he doesn't come play with us.

The "I take my career seriously and have NO problems with honest criticism and critique"  is hilarious but you left off the best part, at the end when he says:

"Time to clean it up folks!"

[HAL 9000]

Drat!!!!     I thought I had something there HAL.     My hats off to ya.  You have skills for sure. 

At least some people think they sound alike.     

I really did think they were the same and Noory was playing with the sound board like JBW did with Cobra.  Oh well.     I guess I'm just acting weird.  Noory can feel it. 

Oh, I definitely was fooled for a few minutes - voices were similar, so I had to dig a little. Once I saw Devaron's website compared to RCH's POS, I knew it was likely they were different. A little further research and voila! Easy as pie.

He may not be RCH but he's still lemur piss delusional.

Wow an actual Alien-Human Hybrid!

Most c2c guests are sane, and just take advantage of a gullible populous for easy money. An obvious exception is John Lear, who is just plain bat-shit crazy.

As for Devaron and his ilk, I'd like to see guests like him have a complete and thorough psych work-up to determine if they are functionally delusional/psychotic, or just charlatans like the rest of them.