George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[21st Century Man]

That kook last night -- Chris McCann -- had a weird way of saying the word "god."

A lot of them do that.

It sounded like "gawwwd" or "gwawd" or "guawed" -- as if they want "awe" and "god" to have a word baby . . . or something.  Hell, I don't know what's in their heads.

But what really frightens me are the ones who start talking backwards.

They'll say "Christ Jesus."

Now that's when you know the real kookery is about to get unwrapped.

I went to the charlatan's website and read the comments section.  He's really attracted people from all over the world. I hope these people wake up and this fool really gets exposed.  I wanted to leave my own comment.  I would have been much more polite than I was on the board last night but it still would have been a derogatory post.  That would have been a waste of time though. It would have never gotten posted.  The man can't take any negative criticism.

[basswood]

jesus.

[Major Ed Damien]

I have an interesting memory of one of the three times I ever went to church.

Jorch Noory still sucks, by the way, so allow me this brief anecdotal detour.

One summer, when I was about thirteen or fourteen, I went to spend a couple of weeks in Virginia with my aunt and uncle.

They had just moved there and were trying to find a church to attend.

So we all went to this church one Sunday, and about half way through the service, a bunch of the congregation jumped up and started speaking in tongues.  Loudly.

They were shouting, "Shalocka hocka blocka . . . fidgety higgity jiggity . . . freeka muleeka . . ."  and so on.

I looked at my aunt and uncle, and they had real disturbed looks on their faces.  They started whispering about how to get the fuck out of there.

So my cousin Clark and I jumped up and started shouting, "Tit . . . tit . . . tit . . . . ass . . . ass . . . ass . . . ass and tit . . . tit and ass . . . titty tit tit . . .  gimme titties and asses . . . !"   

Well, my aunt and uncle hustled us out of there real quick, and we got to go to IHOP.

[albrecht]

Norry is getting very worried about the great news from Art. He actually was trying last night and did a half-ways decent job, especially considering the normal Norry, and a show format that "splits" the show into subjects of "Finding Peace" and "End Times." He actually questioned and pushed back against the "end times" guest Chris McCann.
-GNS

[Bleefy]

Norry is getting very worried about the great news from Art. He actually was trying last night and did a half-ways decent job, especially considering the normal Norry, and a show format that "splits" the show into subjects of "Finding Peace" and "End Times." He actually questioned and pushed back against the "end times" guest Chris McCann.
-GNS

Too bad he still sucks.

[21st Century Man]

I have an interesting memory of one of the three times I ever went to church.

Jorch Noory still sucks, by the way, so allow me this brief anecdotal detour.

One summer, when I was about thirteen or fourteen, I went to spend a couple of weeks in Virginia with my aunt and uncle.

They had just moved there and were trying to find a church to attend.

So we all went to this church one Sunday, and about half way through the service, a bunch of the congregation jumped up and started speaking in tongues.  Loudly.

They were shouting, "Shalocka hocka blocka . . . fidgety higgity jiggity . . . freeka muleeka . . ."  and so on.

I looked at my aunt and uncle, and they had real disturbed looks on their faces.  They started whispering about how to get the fuck out of there.

So my cousin Clark and I jumped up and started shouting, "Tit . . . tit . . . tit . . . . ass . . . ass . . . ass . . . ass and tit . . . tit and ass . . . titty tit tit . . .  gimme titties and asses . . . !"   

Well, my aunt and uncle hustled us out of there real quick, and we got to go to IHOP.

LOL. I've been to several churches that have speaking in tongues.  As I pointed out in another post, I currently go to a church that has some speaking in tongues.  Its not overwhelming though and people are not pressured into participating. I do have a bit of a problem with it though and at some point I want to bring it up to the pastor.  The following scripture really points out the problem.




1 Corinthians 14:1-40  ESV

Pursue love, and earnestly desire the spiritual gifts, especially that you may prophesy. For one who speaks in a tongue speaks not to men but to God; for no one understands him, but he utters mysteries in the Spirit. On the other hand, the one who prophesies speaks to people for their upbuilding and encouragement and consolation. The one who speaks in a tongue builds up himself, but the one who prophesies builds up the church. Now I want you all to speak in tongues, but even more to prophesy. The one who prophesies is greater than the one who speaks in tongues, unless someone interprets, so that the church may be built up. ...




1 Corinthians 14:27-28  ESV

If any speak in a tongue, let there be only two or at most three, and each in turn, and let someone interpret. But if there is no one to interpret, let each of them keep silent in church and speak to himself and to God.


1 Corinthians 14:23  ESV

If, therefore, the whole church comes together and all speak in tongues, and outsiders or unbelievers enter, will they not say that you are out of your minds?



The problem is no one at many of these Pentecostal churches is able to interpret the people that speak in tongues.  I hear these mutterings and I have a hard time believing that the people who are actually speaking in tongues are actually speaking a foreign language.  It sounds like a bunch of gibberish to me.  I actually attempted to speak in tongues when I was a teenager but I was making it all up.  I pulled a lot of it from Latin and the rest was nonsense.  It is something I want to bring up to my current pastor but I don't want to come across as insulting to him because on every other count, he teaches proper doctrine.


Oh, by the way, the Noorie still sucks.

[Jorch Einstein]

Jesus H. Christ on a crutch, I come here to find out how much GEORGE NOORY SUCKS, not to get quotes from scripture!!!!!!!!!!!!

"They'll be pie in the sky when you die, IT'S A LIE!!!!! They'll be pie in the sky when you die, IT'S A LIE!!!!!!"

[21st Century Man]

Jesus H. Christ on a crutch, I come here to find out how much GEORGE NOORY SUCKS, not to get quotes from scripture!!!!!!!!!!!!

"They'll be pie in the sky when you die, IT'S A LIE!!!!! They'll be pie in the sky when you die, IT'S A LIE!!!!!!"

Whatever.  You have your faith and I have mine. I'm not here to proselytize. The major and I were just talking about church for a second.  Mainly because the guest last night was the worst sort of "Christian".

Looking back on the guest, the Noorie did a pretty good job of keeping him in check so he didn't suck as much last night.

[Jorch Einstein]

LET'S ALL SING ALONG, BROTHERS AND SISTERS!

Verse #1:
G                          C         G
Long-haired preachers come out every night
G                                       D               
Try to tell you what's wrong and what's right
G                        C            G
But when asked how 'bout something to eat
G                   D         G
They will answer in voices so sweet

Chorus Type #1:
G                     C
You will eat, bye and bye
G                               D
In that glorious land above the sky
G                      C
Work and pray, live on hay
G                     D            G
You'll get pie in the sky when you die

Verse #2:
G                  C          G
And the Starvation Army, they play
G                                    D
And they sing and they clap and they pray
G                      C           G
Till they get all your coin on the drum
G                       D             G
Then they tell you when you're on the bum

Chorus Type #1

Verse #3:
G                C            G
Holy Rollers and Jumpers come out
G                                   D
And they holler, they jump and they shout
G                  C           G
Give your money to Jesus, they say
G                  D        G     
He will cure all diseases today

Chorus Type #1

Verse #4:
G                     C            G
If you fight hard for children and wife
G                                 D
Try to get something good in this life
G                   C             G
You're a sinner and bad man, they tell
G                     D          G
When you die you will sure go to hell.

Chorus Type #1

Verse #5:
G                 C           G
Workingmen of all countries, unite
G                                D
Side by side we for freedom will fight
G                      C              G
When the world and its wealth we have gained
G                     D           G
To the grafters we'll sing this refrain

Chorus Type #2:
G                     C
You will eat, bye and bye
G                                          D
When you've learned how to cook and how to fry
G                             C
Chop some wood, 'twill do you good
G                      D             G
Then you'll eat in the sweet bye and bye

[21st Century Man]

LET'S ALL SING ALONG, BROTHERS AND SISTERS!

Verse #1:
G                          C         G
Long-haired preachers come out every night
G                                       D               
Try to tell you what's wrong and what's right
G                        C            G
But when asked how 'bout something to eat
G                   D         G
They will answer in voices so sweet

Chorus Type #1:
G                     C
You will eat, bye and bye
G                               D
In that glorious land above the sky
G                      C
Work and pray, live on hay
G                     D            G
You'll get pie in the sky when you die

Written by a true communist.

[basswood]

...the Noorie did a pretty good job of keeping him in check so he didn't suck as much last night.

You called him "The Noorie" 

[Jorch Einstein]

Written by a true communist.

Oh, so you would have been against any kind of union formed by migrant workers who were being mistreated, underpaid, and generally abused by landowners in the early 1900's. Ok, got it. You're a real twat. 

[Major Ed Damien]

First Half: Mark Anthony, the "Psychic Lawyer," is a psychic medium who specializes in communication with spirits. He'll discuss his latest work finding evidence for eternity, and proof that the afterlife really exists, bridging the gap between the scientific and the spiritual worlds.

Jorch will wonder whether he might not have gotten taken to the cleaners if he'd had a good "psychic lawyer" instead of a conventional divorce lawyer.  "But I guess that's water over (sic) the bridge now."

[21st Century Man]

You called him "The Noorie" 

You did a great job on the other thread.  I loved playing AD&D when I was younger so the appellation was apt for me.  We used to make up our own modules using the old Monster Manual.  The Noorie reminds me of those pests that one could never get rid of. 

We tended to use the devils like Asmodeus as our principle villains.  We made up an artifact called the True Cross which was an anathema to all the devils.

[21st Century Man]

Oh, so you would have been against any kind of union formed by migrant workers who were being mistreated, underpaid, and generally abused by landowners in the early 1900's. Ok, got it. You're a real twat.

Joe Hill was a miscreant. From wiki.

In a biography published in 2011, William M. Adler concludes that Hill was probably innocent of murder, but also suggests that Hill came to see himself as worth more to the labor movement as a dead martyr than he was alive, and that this understanding may have influenced his decisions not to testify at the trial and subsequently to spurn all chances of a pardon.

No, I believe in unions when they are just but not to the point of furthering the communist cause.  We saw what happened with that in the Soviet Union. Millions dead. I could go on with Pol Pot and Mao but I'll leave it to you to look that up.

[Jorch Einstein]

Joe Hill was a miscreant. From wiki.

In a biography published in 2011, William M. Adler concludes that Hill was probably innocent of murder, but also suggests that Hill came to see himself as worth more to the labor movement as a dead martyr than he was alive, and that this understanding may have influenced his decisions not to testify at the trial and subsequently to spurn all chances of a pardon. [

I never said Joe Hill was a paragon of virtue. But that song makes a lot of sense. And so does union organizing for mistreated migrant workers. And all you have is a stupid ad hominem attack. Why don't you tell us, would you have been for union organizing for mistreated migrant laborers, in the early 1900's, or would you have sided with the company owners and landowners?

Judging by your post, I think you need to go through your shitty record collection and throw out anything by anyone of questionable character. All those drunkard country singers you listen to, who have no sense of morals and cheat on their wives? Ok, throw out all those records. There must be something in the almight scripture about drinkin' and fornicatin'.  Or that longy-haired rock-n-roll you listen to. ELO? Don't think scripture readin' folks would hold with that!

Like I said, you're a real twat.

[Major Ed Damien]

Joe Hill was a miscreant. From wiki.

Hill was probably innocent . . . but . . .  came to see himself as worth more to the . . . movement as a dead martyr than he was alive, and that this understanding may have influenced his decisions not to testify at the trial and subsequently to spurn all chances of a pardon.

Oh, my god.

He sounds exactly like that Jesus miscreant.

Or worse.

[21st Century Man]

I never said Joe Hill was a paragon of virtue. But that song makes a lot of sense. And so does union organizing for mistreated migrant workers. And all you have is a stupid ad hominem attack. Why don't you tell us, would you have been for union organizing for mistreated migrant laborers, in the early 1900's, or would you have sided with the company owners and landowners?

Judging by your post, I think you need to go through your shitty record collection and throw out anything by anyone of questionable character. All those drunkard country singers you listen to, who have no sense of morals and cheat on their wives? Ok, throw out all those records. There must be something in the almight scripture about drinkin' and fornicatin'.  Or that longy-haired rock-n-roll you listen to. ELO? Don't think scripture readin' folks would hold with that!

Like I said, you're a real twat.

I already said that I was for unions when the cause was just but not to further the communist cause.

I listen to very little country music.  Mostly Johnny Cash and Carl Perkins.  I'm not going to instigate this further by resorting to name-calling.  You are showing your true colors.  I confess that I love rock 'n' roll.  What of it?  You have a very narrow-minded view of Christians.  We aren't all prudes.  Do I approve of the rock 'n' roll lifestyle?  Not really but I can't say I would have responded much differently given the temptations.  I hopefully have grown older and wiser.

I'm not going to derail the thread any further so if you want to engage me, please do so in the political thread. Feel free to pm me if that's what you want.  Back to the Noorie suckage.

[21st Century Man]

Oh, my god.

He sounds exactly like that Jesus miscreant.

Or worse.

Not really.  He died for allegedly murdering a grocer and his son.  He could have saved himself by going on the stand or appealing to the courts but he chose not to.  Jesus never allegedly murdered anybody.  No, Joe Hill wanted to propagate the cause of communism and he wanted to be perceived as a victim of the evil capitalists.  He died for reasons other than the murder he was accused of.

[Zetaspeak]

I thought Jorch comparing a paper cut to a guy who got burns all over his body was going to be the most memorable part of the show.

Then came the second part of the show, when whackjob religious guy said the world was never more "wicked" silly me thought of fact and realism and thought, umm dude middle east isn't great right now, but hello WW1, WW2, civil war? During recent and distant  history there have been worse wars. Even our own history, murder rates are lower,  women have more rights now, blacks have more rights, and gays are able to live more freely.

Then we get hit over the head that he thinks that gays having some rights is a "bad thing" much more "wicked" than murders. Maybe he can blame the bad weather on them as well.

Like few other people here, have to give credit where it due to Noory putting the hammer down on that crap, but not too much credit because  he did invite him on the show in the first place.

[21st Century Man]

I thought Jorch comparing a paper cut to a guy who got burns all over his body was going to be the most memorable part of the show.

Then came the second part of the show, when whackjob religious guy said the world was never more "wicked" silly me thought of fact and realism and thought, umm dude middle east isn't great right now, but hello WW1, WW2, civil war? During recent and distant  history there have been worse wars. Even our own history, murder rates are lower,  women have more rights now, blacks have more rights, and gays are able to live more freely.

Then we get hit over the head that he thinks that gays having some rights is a "bad thing" much more "wicked" than murders. Maybe he can blame the bad weather on them as well.

Like few other people here, have to give credit where it due to Noory putting the hammer down on that crap, but not too much credit because  he did invite him on the show in the first place.

McCann needs to take the speck out of his own eye.  You make a lot of good points.  I don't like being hit over the head with the homosexual stuff BUT they are entitled to the same rights as the rest of us.  Hopefully, a lot of the agenda will subside once they get the rights they deserve. They are no worse than those of us who call ourselves Christians and take some extramarital liberties or fornicate.  No, I'm not one of those though I have to confess I am a bit of a voyeur.

[Major Ed Damien]

Not really.  He died for allegedly murdering a grocer and his son.  He could have saved himself by going on the stand or appealing to the courts but he chose not to.  Jesus never allegedly murdered anybody.  No, Joe Hill wanted to propagate the cause of communism and he wanted to be perceived as a victim of the evil capitalists.

The similarities are truly astounding.  Jesus was also given a chance to save himself at his trial before Pilate but chose to do nothing.

And, no, Jesus wasn't accused of murdering anybody; however, he was preaching what was essentially the murder -- or the doing away with -- of the occupational Roman authority. 

He was an extremely dangerous miscreant, preaching about the end of property, its worthlessness, and how difficult it would be for a rich man to save himself --  about like getting a camel through the eye of the needle.

Like Joe Hill, he seems ultimately to have seen himself as being of greater value to his cause as a martyr.  He wanted to be a victim of the evil Romans.

And it seems obvious that the only people who ever really understood Jesus were the ones who killed him -- the Roman authorities.  His followers never seem to have gotten it.

Yes, the similarities are astonishing.

[21st Century Man]

The similarities are truly astounding.  Jesus was also given a chance to save himself at his trial before Pilate. 

And, no, Jesus wasn't accused of murdering anybody; however, he was preaching what was essentially the murder -- or the doing away with -- of the occupational Roman authority. 

He was an extremely dangerous miscreant, preaching about the end of property, its worthlessness, and how difficult it would be for a rich man to save himself --  about like getting a camel through the eye of the needle.

Like Joe Hill, he seems ultimately to have seen himself as being of greater value to his cause as a martyr.  Jesus was honest and Hill was not.

And it seems obvious that the only people who ever really understood Jesus were the ones who killed him -- the Roman authorities.  His followers never seem to have gotten it.

Yes, the similarities are astonishing.

The thing is, and I hope I'm writing eloquently enough, Jesus died because he was the son of God.  That was what he was on trial for.  He died for the reasons he was brought to trial for.  Hill was accused of murder but wanted to be perceived as the victim of an evil capitalist agenda.  So he didn't defend himself or appeal his conviction. Jesus was honest while Hill was not and therein lies the difference.

[Major Ed Damien]

The thing is, and I hope I'm writing eloquently enough, Jesus died because he was the son of God. 

Hell, he died because he was a danger to the community.

You can't have somebody running his mouth all over the place the way he was.  He was yacking loudly about the destruction of the prevailing order.  And that was the biggest no-no there was.

[21st Century Man]

Hell, he died because he was a danger to the community.

You can't have somebody running his mouth all over the place the way he was.  He was yacking loudly about the destruction of the prevailing order.  And that was the biggest no-no there was.

Well, that's partially true too. Though he did say, "Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's".  He wasn't a danger to the Romans but he was a danger to the Sanhedrin and the Pharisees because he claimed to be the Son Of God.  That would certainly put those people in danger of losing their authority.  Probably their jobs too.

[Major Ed Damien]

The thing is, and I hope I'm writing eloquently enough, Jesus died because he was the son of God.  That was what he was on trial for.  He died for the reasons he was brought to trial for.  Hill was accused of murder but wanted to be perceived as the victim of an evil capitalist agenda.  So he didn't defend himself or appeal his conviction. Jesus was honest while Hill was not and therein lies the difference.

"Jesus was honest while Hill was not and therein lies the difference."

How is electing not to defend yourself dishonest? 

How honest was Jesus to claim he was the son of God?  Nobody's ever proven that one way or the other.  Juries don't look at faith in a court of law.  They look at proof and evidence.

Also, I don't remember Joe Hill ever infesting a herd of innocent pigs with demons and then running them off a cliff.  Or causing a beautiful tree to wither and die for no good reason.

[Major Ed Damien]

Well, that's partially true too. Though he did say, "Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's".  He wasn't a danger to the Romans but he was a danger to the Sanhedrin and the Pharisees because he claimed to be the Son Of God.  That would certainly put those people in danger of losing their authority.  Probably their jobs too.

"He wasn't a danger to the Romans . . . "

Are you kidding?  The Sanhedrin and the Pharisees were Roman proxies -- puppets.  The Romans relied on them to keep order among the Jews.  Jesus was in the process of upending that colonial order the Romans had carefully established.

[cowtown]

Hey, "21st Century Man" and "Major Ed Damian": Get a room. There's a Bible in the drawer.

[Major Ed Damien]

Hey, "21st Century Man" and "Major Ed Damian": Get a room. There's a Bible in the drawer.

Is there a hole in the wall for you to suck everybody's dick?

[Pam J]

Here you go. I was listening through TuneIn, so luckily I was able to go back a minute when I heard “gabber”.

Thx so much but it does nothing on my iPhone 6.