George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[AZZERAE]

Hey Noory,

Art's coming back.

Now you're FUCKED!!!

P.S. You suck.

[ShatteredGlassDome]

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[castimout]

hey, this is fun.  i have years of rage to get over! reading here has helped because my points are almost always addressed eventually. a major one is how he says "people blah blah blah, and THEY blah blah blah" as if he is not one of the human race of dummies. he just can't understand "the people". well, this is my attempt to chime in finally. (if i can only find out how to respond quickly when i freak out about something he has said.) i will watch and learn. thanks for being here.
gns

[bound4bristol]

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literally lol-ing now

and my wife can't understand why

[Nick el Ass]

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Bravo.

[Nick el Ass]

hey, this is fun.  i have years of rage to get over! reading here has helped because my points are almost always addressed eventually. a major one is how he says "people blah blah blah, and THEY blah blah blah" as if he is not one of the human race of dummies. he just can't understand "the people". well, this is my attempt to chime in finally. (if i can only find out how to respond quickly when i freak out about something he has said.) i will watch and learn. thanks for being here.
gns

Thanks for joining us.

[PB the Deplorable]

... i heard about an email exchange w noory where he actually confessed that his ONLY radio experience was '71-'74 at wcar-am in detroit as an occasional fill in---news, music and (i think) talk. 

no response when asked if it was more than 6 times filling in.  THAT was his 45 years broadcasting experience!  he has since started using the phrase "in media" instead of radio...

The amaz-een part is that he is continually get-een worse instead of better. 

Think how bad he'd be by now if he really did have 45 years experience in radio broadcast-een.

[ShatteredGlassDome]

jorch keeps bragging about haveen 600 stations, he was born on 3rd base and thinks he hit a triple

[Nick el Ass]

i guess i messed up trying to reply to a post, but i have to report that i heard about an email exchange w noory where he actually confessed that his ONLY radio experience was '71-'74 at wcar-am in detroit as an occasional fill in---news, music and (i think) talk.  no response when asked if it was more than 6 times filling in.  THAT was his 45 years broadcasting experience!  he has since started using the phrase "in media" instead of radio.  his tv career was probably in a cubby shuffling papers. also in that exchange was an admittance that his "pentagon job" was his 2 week assignment (summer reserve stint) with the navy reserve, and not actual employment as he tried to imply.
seems he is trying to address (or explain) a lot of bellgab gripes.  too late bud.  you are seen by many as a total fraud and that is a reputation that is hard to change.
gns

Not surprised one bit that Jorch has a little bit of Brian Williams thing going on. I think it is safe to say that he is showing signs of cracking... and soon his bs will be exposed.

[Major Ed Damien]

Sunday night:


President of eBible Fellowship Ministries, Chris McCann, will address the discovery of biblical evidence that indicates Oct. 7th of this year, the final day of the Feast of Tabernacles, could be the physical end of the world.

Jorch wants everyone to know that he will continue to suck until the very end and even afterwards if the angels will permit.

[Juan Cena]

Not surprised one bit that Jorch has a little bit of Brian Williams thing going on. I think it is safe to say that he is showing signs of cracking... and soon his bs will be exposed.

It only matters when liberal journalists lie.

Conservatives can lie their butts off, and get away with it because liberal journalists are wussies and won't call them out on it.

[Major Ed Damien]

It's the alphabet that frightens him, Major.

Ah . . . now I get it.

The alphabet is the holy water to Jorch's sub-literate vampire.

[Nick el Ass]

I'm so glad the weekend is here, but we have to suffer an extra night of Jorch, and I hope Lisa has a gas mask in case he and Tommy try to force her off the air again so they can play the worst of shows.

It only matters when liberal journalists lie.

Conservatives can lie their butts off, and get away with it because liberal journalists are wussies and won't call them out on it.

Left wing, or right wing if you are honest you have nothing to worry about. Jorch on the other hand has a ton to worry about right now.

[yumyumtree]

I'm a chick and I LOVED this segment on beanie babies.  I'm not sure that George got many of the guest's points, and it would have been better to have Bissonette on with a host who didn't stumble and bumble as much, but still. I want to get the book.  Ive been interested in this ever since I read about the man who spent[I don't remember exactly how much, but I think in six digits] on Beanies as a scheme to provide for his childrens' college.   He was obviously planning on the investment paying off pretty soon because they were elementary school age then.  Needless to say, the kids did not go to college, or  if they did, it was due to other means, but one of them did make a documentary about it.  I think it was called "Bankrupted by Beanies". The family had spent their weekends running around to different stores who sold Beanies to get around the limits imposed by stores.
I had barely heard of them until I started working at the Swedish Ballard gift shop in 1997.  Then I learned all I wanted to know. We were always alerted when a shipment came in so we could call security with our panic button in case things got out of hand. I stopped working there in 2001.  I guess I didn't realize that the bubble burst--I guess I just thought that they went out of fashion.  I owned 7 or 8, I suppose, mostly dogs, because they were cute. I would never seriously count on something like that as an investment. They've been given away long ago. Bissonette is right about the collectibles market, though.  It's definitely not what it used to be--partly because of internet vendors and also because people felt burned by the Beanie debacle. I'm kind of glad people don't do stuff like that so much any more.  It was sad to see dolls and things made and sold but never played with by real children.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It only matters when liberal journalists lie.

Conservatives can lie their butts off, and get away with it because liberal journalists are wussies and won't call them out on it.

Not wussies, just professionals.  Professionals don't need to engage in character assassination to report the news.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I'm a chick and I LOVED this segment on beanie babies.  I'm not sure that George got many of the guest's points, and it would have been better to have Bissonette on with a host who didn't stumble and bumble as much, but still. I want to get the book.  Ive been interested in this ever since I read about the man who spent[I don't remember exactly how much, but I think in six digits] on Beanies as a scheme to provide for his childrens' college.   He was obviously planning on the investment paying off pretty soon because they were elementary school age then.  Needless to say, the kids did not go to college, or  if they did, it was due to other means, but one of them did make a documentary about it.  I think it was called "Bankrupted by Beanies". The family had spent their weekends running around to different stores who sold Beanies to get around the limits imposed by stores.
I had barely heard of them until I started working at the Swedish Ballard gift shop in 1997.  Then I learned all I wanted to know. We were always alerted when a shipment came in so we could call security with our panic button in case things got out of hand. I stopped working there in 2001.  I guess I didn't realize that the bubble burst--I guess I just thought that they went out of fashion.  I owned 7 or 8, I suppose, mostly dogs, because they were cute. I would never seriously count on something like that as an investment. They've been given away long ago. Bissonette is right about the collectibles market, though.  It's definitely not what it used to be--partly because of internet vendors and also because people felt burned by the Beanie debacle. I'm kind of glad people don't do stuff like that so much any more.  It was sad to see dolls and things made and sold but never played with by real children.

I remember the craze from the 80s.  I was always under the impression the valuable ones were extremely rare and impossible to get unless you wanted to spend a fortune.  I figured the five dollar ones you could get in stores were Chinese knock-offs.

[zeebo]

I'm a chick and I LOVED this segment on beanie babies.  I'm not sure that George got many of the guest's points ...

I found it surprisingly interesting too in spite of Noory's typical mix-ups on the topic, like comparing bb's to pet rocks & hula hoops, which were fads but not speculative bubbles as I remember. 

[PB the Deplorable]

I found it surprisingly interesting too in spite of Noory's typical mix-ups on the topic, like comparing bb's to pet rocks & hula hoops, which were fads but not speculative bubbles as I remember.

As long as I have my collection of pogs to pay for retirement, I'm fine.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

As long as I have my collection of pogs to pay for retirement, I'm fine.

I have 300 Todd Van Poppel Rookie Cards

[bateman]

Pfft, I have a signed copy of The Art of Talk.

[zeebo]

I have 300 Todd Van Poppel Rookie Cards

Yeah well I've got like a hundred Pikachus from the 90's. 

[Major Ed Damien]

I have a tile from the swimming pool Brian Jones drowned in and two stamps from Lee Harvey Oswald's stamp collection.

The tiles were sold individually to raise money for a statue in Jones' hometown, and the two stamps were from Lee Harvey Oswald's brother.

[bound4bristol]

I have a tile from the swimming pool Brian Jones drowned in and two stamps from Lee Harvey Oswald's stamp collection.

The tiles were sold individually to raise money for a statue in Jones' hometown, and the two stamps were from Lee Harvey Oswald's brother.

Yeah? Well I've got one of paladin1991's used mayo jars...

HERE---^ ---^ ---^ ---^ ---^ ---^ ---^ ---^ ---^

and it's MINE... ALL MINE!

[Major Ed Damien]

Yeah? Well I've got one of paladin1991's used mayo jars...


and it's MINE... ALL MINE!

Ugh.

Now you've gone and killed my desire to disclose any more about my nifty collectibles.

[bound4bristol]

Ugh.

Now you've gone and killed my desire to disclose any more about my nifty collectibles.

I'd happily trade the mayo jar to you for one of the stamps... and one of zeebo's Pikachus from the 90's

it's up to you what he'll trade you for... that's between you and him

[Major Ed Damien]

How much would the pizza roll that scorched Jorch's esophagus go for?

I'll start the bidding at negative one thousand dollars.

[Major Ed Damien]

The next bidder says:

"I'll not give two thousand dollars."

"That means you have to pay me two thousand dollars not to have to have it."

[basswood]

jorch keeps bragging about haveen 600 stations, he was born on 3rd base and thinks he hit a triple

Excellent. 

[bound4bristol]

The next bidder says:

"I'll not give two thousand dollars."

I will quite gladly NOT give you... the pocket lint from my trousers, the bubblegum from the bottom of my shoe nor anything of like value for any item that has been defiled by the touch or mere presence of Mr Dave Noory.

I still haven't recovered from the damage done the last time his voice touched my ears

[Major Ed Damien]

jorch keeps bragging about haveen 600 stations, he was born on 3rd base and thinks he hit a triple with a silver turkey sammich in his mouth.

Fixed.