George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[paladin1991]

This last call, remote viewing figurines?  Was that Phil Hendrie?

[Laurakinch]

ha the caller just called him Art. george thought he was being pranked. you could hear the fear in his voice.

[zeebo]

We're here for you, Zeebo.

You've got a friend.

Thanks Maj, sometimes one needs a little support to get through a Jorch crisis. 

[SnapT]

A caller just called him Art by accident.  If only.

[paladin1991]

A caller just called him Art by accident.

accident?  Are yuo sure?

[Major Ed Damien]

I thought "Annu" came from "anus," and "naki" came from "nooky."

It was Anus Nooky Zechariah Sitchen was after.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I hate it when George can't follow a caller and cuts him off with inane questions before the caller gets to his point.  Then he hangs up with some dismissive comment.

[Laurakinch]

okay have fun kids. i gotta hit the hay. the callers are drunk and george is a retard. i'm wondering how many are pranks.

[WhiteCrow]

Hey you guys and gals come over to Art Bell's thread.  we're having a Dave suks live tonight, while waiting for Art's big announcement about his new show.

[Major Ed Damien]

I hate it when George can't follow a caller and cuts him off with inane questions before the caller gets to his point.  Then he hangs up with some dismissive comment.

He didn't even attempt to follow that guy.  He went into his typical autopilot mode with a "You sure do know your (whatever it was)" before dumping him.

[paladin1991]

Alright.  I'm done for the night.  ART thanks for the heads up.  I will get with my sometime associates over at Gold & Appel investigations over here in L.A.  I will get back to you by Tuesday with an initial report. Talk about an Achilles tendon. 

[Laurakinch]

I thought "Annu" came from "anus," and "naki" came from "nooky."

It was Anus Nooky Zechariah Sitchen was after.

you're so fuckin twisted. i love you.

[Major Ed Damien]

you're so fuckin twisted. i love you.

Your love keeps me going.

Thanks.

Sleep well, dear.

[sydtron]

We are the chumpions...  AS IF!!

[Major Ed Damien]

I wish Jorch would tell his Navy war story about the time he stapled his nuts instead of the base bingo newsletter.

[21st Century Man]

I wish Jorch would tell his Navy war story about the time he stapled his nuts instead of the base bingo newsletter.

I seem to remember a navy whore story where he sucked off 15 of his shipmates in 10 minutes. And yes he swallowed. That's why he has a lot of trouble with words.  Part of his larynx is paralyzed due to this incident. The pizza roll incident aggravated the condition.

[onan]

I seem to remember a navy whore story where he sucked off 15 of his shipmates in 10 minutes. And yes he swallowed. That's why he has a lot of trouble with words.  Part of his larynx is paralyzed due to this incident. The pizza roll incident aggravated the condition.

It was never pizza rolls. it was pizza cock.

[sydtron]

I seem to remember a navy whore story where he sucked off 15 of his shipmates in 10 minutes. And yes he swallowed. That's why he has a lot of trouble with words.  Part of his larynx is paralyzed due to this incident. The pizza roll incident aggravated the condition.

The last caller telling George how great he is....

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

It was never pizza rolls. it was pizza cock.

yeah... took me a moment. clever. 

[zeebo]

The last caller telling George how great he is....

They guy said George was like his personal hero or something.  And now George is gushing about his audience making the show such a big success. 

It's all so bad, I wish I had a beanie baby collection to comfort me.

[21st Century Man]

The only reason Coast has 600 stations is because its written into their contracts that if they want to carry Rush, then they have to carry you as well, Jorch.  Now if Art comes back for a few years then you are toast.  Premiere will drop you faster than you can say Mr. Myxzptlk.  Oh right, you couldn't even begin to pronounce that word correctly.  My bad.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch really got his cock yanked just then by that cook.

If Jorch was a cook, the health department would impound his wig and his food processor.

[sydtron]

THIS AGRESSION WILL NOT STAND MAN!!

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch should have his own song called we are the suckions. I'm glad I was asleep for most of the show... but caught an hour before tuning out the suck.

[sydtron]

George. If youre still lurking.  Frank Zappas" Bobby Brown Goes Down" would be a nice bumper.
I mean. U played Queen after all.

[Nick el Ass]

George. If youre still lurking.  Frank Zappas" Bobby Brown Goes Down" would be a nice bumper.
I mean. U played Queen after all.

The name Bobby Brown would make him think of Whitney Houston... and the time he claimed to meet the despite Bobby not knowing who he was, but knew she was in his own words "wasted."

[21st Century Man]

George. If youre still lurking.  Frank Zappas" Bobby Brown Goes Down" would be a nice bumper.
I mean. U played Queen after all.

Zappa's way too avant garde for our Jorch. 

[Major Ed Damien]

Say, why can't Jorch "help make the show great," instead of all these idiotic, ass-sucking callers?

Just wondering.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

There you have it, from George's lips to your ears.  JC is the same JC and has always been the same JC.  Of course, George pretty much has to admit JC is a hired actor in order to know that.

[Nick el Ass]

There you have it, from George's lips to your ears.  JC is the same JC and has always been the same JC.  Of course, George pretty much has to admit JC is a hired actor in order to know that.

Boy, a lot of people must be questioning it... and I have no doubt in my mind that it is now Ufo JC.