George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

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Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

EvB

Quote from: Frys Girl on September 29, 2008, 02:45:47 PM
Na Evey. Here's what happens. You're listening and suddenly you go "Hey, I've been living in America for almost 20 years. I know English pretty well. That wasn't English. What is he saying?!?!?!?" You have to listen closely to understand WTF this dude is sayin.

Ahh - well -- for me the advantage to George at night is that it's enough noise to keep me present - but not enough to distract me from what I'm doing.  I've been known to play a George MP3 rather than a live Art, Knapp or Ian show if I'm working and it's not very very routine stuff.  IOW - George has beomce my "white noise."

Frys Girl

This is why my aunt had a strict policy with her daughters. Tshirts and shorts until teen years. I was a tomboy so no trouble there

Quote from: EvB on September 29, 2008, 01:16:53 PM
What ARE we going to do with these guys, Fry's Girl?   :-\

Hey, I never claimed to be perfect.  8)

Quote from: Frys Girl on September 29, 2008, 03:11:38 PM
This is why my aunt had a strict policy with her daughters. Tshirts and shorts until teen years. I was a tomboy so no trouble there

Nothing wrong with that. I'm mostly partial to girl tees, skirts, and boots, myself. As long as a chick has a sense of style outside of Abercrombie and Fitch, I'm impressed. Too many walking clones out there for my taste.

Frys Girl

Everything has a time and place. My mom dresses up to go to the post office. I only dress up 3 times per year. But stores like Limited Too are selling lip gloss with jeans and that's like saying "always do yourself up". And no, I dont look like Jesus Christ when I go out. I look and smell nice. I just wonder about these images of always having your hair and makeup, and looking like a porno star 24/7! It's exhausting and pointless. Men need to take care of themselves too btw. So many dirty armpits in these parts. The third world boasts tidier men!

Frys Girl

LOL!!!! White noise. Good movie BTW.

ALSO. I predict that tonight George will be especially pissed off about the market. What does that mean for us listeners? Lots and lots of marble mouthing. He's probably doing his meditation as I type this. Rush Stinkbomb had a major breakdown today too. he actually told his listeners to turn off their tv's and ignore the news. LOL. A fine day in radio I think.

Quote from: Frys Girl on September 29, 2008, 03:59:34 PM
The third world boasts tidier men!

...You're kidding, right? No man on earth is more persuaded to be delicately pruned by society than the American male. We're even told to shave our chest, forearm, leg, and armpit hair now. Now face and neck, sure. And if you're unfortunate enough to have foot hair, back hair, and ass hair...sure. But I'm not shaving my arms, legs, or chest - so GQ magazine can fuck off.

Besides, I bathe, shave, trim, and apply aftershave daily. What else can I possibly do? Wax my delicates?  :-\



Frys Girl

OMG ROFL. BTW the smilies stink. I want that guy from yahoo who can ROFL perfectly.

Quote from: Pirate King Atomsk on September 29, 2008, 04:15:55 PM
...You're kidding, right? No man on earth is more persuaded to be delicately pruned by society than the American male. We're even told to shave our chest, forearm, leg, and armpit hair now. Now face and neck, sure. And if you're unfortunate enough to have foot hair, back hair, and ass hair...sure. But I'm not shaving my arms, legs, or chest - so GQ magazine can fuck off.

Besides, I bathe, shave, trim, and apply aftershave daily. What else can I possibly do? Wax my delicates?  :-\
and may I say thank you. I see nothing wrong with guys having hair. It's soft.

Frys Girl

Don't ever ride the subway in DC. Everyone here smells like a landfill. I once vomitted on the subway because someone literally smelled like a pooh. I think we have a long way to go here in DC. It's a mess.

In may, i took my mom to see a play for mother's day. There were tons of smellies on the subway. My mom actually said something hilarious to explain the stank "the economy is bad. people are buying less soap and water and even shampoo". She's a sweet funny lady.

EvB

QuoteI predict that tonight George will be especially pissed off about the market. What does that mean for us listeners?

Doesn't C2C still stump for the gold market?  Since i usually listen by streamlink - i miss the ads.  Which, now that i think of the few times i HAVE heard the ads - even from Art - may explain why my gag-reflex in relation to c2c is milder than some of yours.  Those host promos make me wanna yell "yeah yeah yeah - and a GINZU KNIFE!"

http://www.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=MensHealth&channel=health&category=other.diseases.ailments&conitem=3b428f17a7074110VgnVCM20000012281eac____ (ftp://http://www.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=MensHealth&channel=health&category=other.diseases.ailments&conitem=3b428f17a7074110VgnVCM20000012281eac____)


http://www.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=MensHealth&channel=health&category=other.diseases.ailments&conitem=f1b38f17a7074110VgnVCM20000012281eac____ (ftp://http://www.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=MensHealth&channel=health&category=other.diseases.ailments&conitem=f1b38f17a7074110VgnVCM20000012281eac____)

http://www.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=MensHealth&channel=health&category=other.diseases.ailments&conitem=6cf08f17a7074110VgnVCM20000012281eac____ (ftp://http://www.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=MensHealth&channel=health&category=other.diseases.ailments&conitem=6cf08f17a7074110VgnVCM20000012281eac____)

Sorry EvB, I haven't learned yet.

EvB

Quote from: PhantasticSanShiSan on September 29, 2008, 08:32:14 PM


Sorry EvB, I haven't learned yet.

NO SHIT 33 - and i can't even figure out an easy way to get to these.  I'd cut and paste - but I'm a cheap date on my second beer. 

BTW-- I'm gonna have to check with MV on having you BANNED form the link function - you are annoying as all FUCK!

See statement # 1 re: current state of mind.

Meegle

Monday September 29th, 2008




"...and while the faileeyah of the bayeel out sent..."


"...the U Os auto industry..."        (The U.S. - Yep, not even a word. He cannot even pronounce individual letters!)


"...Bay Szheen..."       (Beijing)


"...jrugs given to heart patients..."      (Drugs!)


"Next up we have a guest that's an expert in analyzing VOICE!"      (Wonder if George was scared of her)


"...is it like a lie-tetector test?"           (Like Wonder Woman's magic tasso)



__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
GUEST: "We did James Gandolfini's voice and we can tell there is a history of heart ailments in his family."
GEORGE: " I was just with him a coupla weeksgo, I wisheyeduh known that I woulda told him..."
                                                                                                                                                                 (You remember this was when George was with  someone that knew Gandolfini and saw him at a restaurant and went up to him. George forced Gandolfini to let him pay for his lunch. This is how George was WITH Gandolfini.)
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________



"...wuhwuhwelwhadiddywhadiddydodo to help..."          (I'd Do-Do one of the 7 things you can't say on the radio?)


__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
GUEST: "...McCain's immune system is stressed."
GEORGE: "Wuhwa What does that mean? Watt?
GUEST: "...................It means his body can't take a hit."
                                                                                                 (There was an energetic sigh from the guest because she had to  explain something to this man that high-schoolers learn about in Health class) __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________



"...That's fascinating, fascin-tating din-deed, when we come back the stop market plunge-geduh....."             


"The stock market plummetted 777 points today......MY GOSH........we'll be back." 


"Hhhahuhhhahhahhuhhow day get the money to doodat? ? ? ?"    (PuttyTat?)


"Woooshoojusleddit BLEED."               (Zactly)


"Jew ever hear of Rapture for the Geeks?"         (Proof George is Anti-Semitic)


"An were not gonna broaden that any bore."     (And, We're, More)


GUEST: "How are we gonna know if they think or not? I can't even know that you think or not."        (George doesn't EVER think)


"Could these computers get to the point where they could become evil? They could hurt us? They could try to trick us?"         
(Did u see the episode of The Office where Dwight thought his computer had gained sentience? George IS Dwight Shrute!)


"What if computers got a soul?          (George is an idiot)



...and I can't take anymore. This guest was so well-read and and intelligent. Several times he said something that was supposed to be amusing and George laughed in a way that seemed like he was forcing the laughter because he really wasn't getting the joke.

ugh

EvB

Quote...and I can't take anymore. This guest was so well-read and and intelligent. Several times he said something that was supposed to be amusing and George laughed in a way that seemed like he was forcing the laughter because he really wasn't getting the joke.

Did you notice the number of time the guest reacted to George with a silence that seemed just a tad longer than it should have?  You could almost hear him thinking "WTF?"  Particularly the fed times when he started speaking again with a puff of breath that sounded almost like "huh?"

EvB


And -- why isn't this thread word-wrapping anymore?   :-\

Frys Girl

Quote from: EvB on September 30, 2008, 04:32:30 PM
just a tad longer than it should have?  You could almost hear him thinking "WTF?" 
Maybe WTF was said. Maybe it was being cleaned out. George Noory SUCKS!

haloedorchid

Did anyone catch the show a few nights back with the nuclear physicist Frank Wilczek?  That was the show that prompted me to look for a website that clearly pointed out how terrible a host George Noory truly is.  And I'm glad I came across this one.. you guys are hilarious.  But during the show, Mr. Wilczek was becoming so increasingly frustrated at Noory's inane line of questioning I really expected him to end the interview several times.  He would wait like 5 seconds before answering every question, which is an eternity of dead-air.  Or he would simply ignore Noory when he tried to interject with another question and would continue with his original train of thought. 

Why doesn't Noory just give it up already?  I mean, it's clear he never truly interviews anybody.  He has a few token phrases he throws in after a guest completes a sentence, i.e., "that's fascinating!", "a terrible time, indeed", "could it be a wormhole?", or anything about black holes created by the Large Hadron Collider and/or 2012.  Why even bother having him actually in the studio when the interview could be done with a few pre-recorded drops? It's just a shame when he has on someone who actually has some intelligent points to make or theories to explain and his lack of communication skills completely ruins what could have been an amazing informational session.

Frys Girl

George is like an awful cologne. It takes weeks to wash him off. Sometimes his terrible interviews stay with me for DAYS. RETIRE SNOORY NOW!

Spikegirl

Quote from: haloedorchid on October 01, 2008, 10:48:29 AM
Did anyone catch the show a few nights back with the nuclear physicist Frank Wilczek?  That was the show that prompted me to look for a website that clearly pointed out how terrible a host George Noory truly is.  And I'm glad I came across this one.. you guys are hilarious.  But during the show, Mr. Wilczek was becoming so increasingly frustrated at Noory's inane line of questioning I really expected him to end the interview several times.  He would wait like 5 seconds before answering every question, which is an eternity of dead-air.  Or he would simply ignore Noory when he tried to interject with another question and would continue with his original train of thought. 

Why doesn't Noory just give it up already?  I mean, it's clear he never truly interviews anybody.  He has a few token phrases he throws in after a guest completes a sentence, i.e., "that's fascinating!", "a terrible time, indeed", "could it be a wormhole?", or anything about black holes created by the Large Hadron Collider and/or 2012.  Why even bother having him actually in the studio when the interview could be done with a few pre-recorded drops? It's just a shame when he has on someone who actually has some intelligent points to make or theories to explain and his lack of communication skills completely ruins what could have been an amazing informational session.

That's like the show with Dr. Wang a few months ago. It was hilarious. Dr. Wang was trying to explain how the human brain works, and George kept asking the stupidest questions. It got to a point where Dr. Wang also waited a few seconds before responding to the Snoron's innane questions.

Frys Girl

I can't wait for Meegle to do last night's show about generations. Snoory piled on the goodies about "my day" and how his son is into the stuff from "his day". George, does this mean your days are over? please say it IS SO!

Meegle

Hey Fry's Girl  ;D

Well I think I listened to that one and I seem to remember I had like 3 lines of George's from the whole show and they weren't very remarkable so.....I didn't bother to post them. I'm in the middle of listening to the Roundtable Bailout show and there's not much there either.

Sorry Pretty baby!  :(

Meegle

Wednesday October 1st, 2008    



"...caused an upwaroar..."


"MY GOSH!"            (Dog?)


"Color Rad oh...            (The state, kinda like Tay Hass)


"...you must imachin what it must look like. It must be incredibuh..."        ('Imachin all the people...')


"...I mean..BY GOSH!"            (From Dog?)


"...were guntalk aboud that..."                    (Ya'll)


(The guest corrects George in how to pronounce his name; this is known as
Punnett-itus)



"...and I unerstand that burz have been found with syringes sticking owa
their stomach..."                               (Mostly I want owa here)



"Unbeleebubble."                    (Roger Rabbit says,...)


"Wad abut landfills Toemus?"       (What, About, Thomas)


"Catherine, itzanagahngoway is it?"    (It's, not, going, to, go, away)


"........eeeyoy eeeehhhh.....I'm sorry go head."         (Trying desperately to interrupt his guests)


"...people were ordering jrinks on the plane..."           (Jeez)


"Wubee back on Coas to Coas AM."                  (Awwww wuhbee)


"What I'd like you to do now is......soun doff..."              (George souns dlike a buffoon)


"juuuhhhheeeeeezzzzzzzz"             (jrink!)


"...we're with Cratherine Austin..."      (Catherine)


"This is absolutely incredible....RIGHT UNDER OUR EYES!!!"         
(I believe the actual saying is "Right under our noses"...but I could be wrong)



"It gives us the appearance that a dishizzhon should be made."       
(Decision)                             (Fo shnizzle my mushmouthizzle!)



...and Le Heave   :-X













Frys Girl

It's alright Meegle June (june means dear where I come from). I got my fix from this post.
Did you notice the remote viewer getting angry at George when he kept asking over and over if the ID cards (Ralph's savings card) had to do with Fosset. 2 times he said "again, george it's not related". He kept changing the way he would ask the question. Really bright Snoron..... pfft.

Meegle

Just tooling around the net wearing my NoorySux beany and came across...


http://community.livejournal.com/coast_to_coast/178242.html

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread366359/pg2


Just glad to see there are more of "us" out there. I even came across an "Official" NoorySux  site but the format was awful. I wish I could find out the number of listeners every night and the number people that can't stand George.

I feel like Lucy Van Pelt, "WHY CAN'T I SEE GEORGE SQUIRM BECAUSE HE'S BEING FIRED????"

Frys Girl

Good finds. I also suspect some people steal quotes from this site and UFO ship. Which is OK.

EvB



I'm a little confused about AboveTopSecret Isn't some c2c regular associated with it?  Yet, there is plnety anti-George stuff there.  Am i confusing this site with one that has a similar name?

Bandido

Quote from: EvB on October 04, 2008, 09:06:29 AM

I'm a little confused about AboveTopSecret Isn't some c2c regular associated with it?  Yet, there is plnety anti-George stuff there.  Am i confusing this site with one that has a similar name?
i think george knows someone there or something

he should shout us out. this place is #4 or 5 on google. we're putting george on the map for those who didnt know him. ungrateful bastid

EvB

Quote from: Bandido on October 04, 2008, 12:34:58 PM
i think george knows someone there or something

he should shout us out. this place is #4 or 5 on google. we're putting george on the map for those who didnt know him. ungrateful bastid

Yeah - he is.  ;:)

I just looked at Ian's blog - and it seems like he gets some of his opening "weird news" there - so his show may be where i've heard the name - or maybe both.

The guest for October 6 has caught my eye.

From his site:

"Dr. Seifer has appeared on the History Channel for his work
on the Howard Hughes Mormon Will, on AP International for
his analysis of bin Laden?s signature, on PBS and also web
radio. His book Wizard: The Life & Times of Nikola Tesla is
?Highly Recommended? by the American Association for the
Advancement of Science. He has a B.S. from the University of
Rhode Island, five semesters of graphology from New School
University, an M.A. from the University of Chicago and Ph.D.
from Saybrook Institute. With over 30 years experience as a
handwriting expert including a decade of work for the Fraud
Unit of the Rhode Island Attorney General?s Office, he has
testified in civil, criminal and federal court. Dr. Seifer is also a
writer and visiting lecturer in Psychology at Roger Williams
University."

That's what I'm talking about! 

Unfortunately, Noory will be hosting instead of George Knapp.

Expect STUPID INEPT RIDICULOUS questions and comments
from George.

"So was there a dark side to Tesla?"
"Do you think Tesla was from somewhere else, some other
planet?"
"Did you see that movie that had David Bowie playing the
part of Tesla?  Tommy what was that movie called?  I'll get
that answer for you in a second, Dr. Seifer."


etc.




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