George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

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Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Quote from: Charles on September 13, 2008, 11:27:45 AM
Nice ... Trailer Park Boys rule! I have watched that entire series over and over again ... surprised my DVDs havent worn out yet.

It's awesome.  I try to introduce my friends to it around here.  When I have my Cheeseburger Picnics.

Charles

Quote from: PhantasticSanShiSan on September 13, 2008, 02:38:04 PM
It's awesome.  I try to introduce my friends to it around here.  When I have my Cheeseburger Picnics.

Oh by the way I am having a cheeseburger picnic tomorrow and your invited ... just don't park on my driveway ... thanks

Quote from: Charles on September 13, 2008, 11:34:11 PM
Oh by the way I am having a cheeseburger picnic tomorrow and your invited ... just don't park on my driveway ... thanks

If I finish collecting shopping carts early, I'm there.

Meegle

Hey all! Happy Monday!

Well I want to thank VictoriaPandora for filling me in on George's acknowledgment of a speech impediment. In all actuality I don't think I'll be able to keep up these transcript posts knowing that he had/has a speech impediment. Not sure if this traverses the realm of hypocrisy but I was ok with my posts of his slurrings thinking that he was a buffoon that didn't know how to speak. Now things are different.

I still however feel that he's a weak host, picks lame topics for news, is too abrupt with guests and and especially callers, has too much of a 'golly gee' attitude, plays the role of chicken-little a little too well and is generally uninformed and uninteresting.

So...I guess knowing that he has/had a speech impediment will hopefully make listening to the show a tad more tolerable as I generally like the subject matter.  Hopefully this is a compassionate side of me surfacing that I'd not experienced for George before.

I'm not saying I won't post here at all though. ;D

We'll see what happens.  ;)


Spikegirl

Quote from: Meegle on September 15, 2008, 10:07:46 AM
Hey all! Happy Monday!

Well I want to thank VictoriaPandora for filling me in on George's acknowledgment of a speech impediment. I all actuality I don't think I'll be able to keep up these transcript posts knowing that he had/has a speech impediment. Not sure if this traverses the realm of hypocrisy but I was ok with my posts of his slurrings thinking that he was a buffoon that didn't know how to speak. Now things are different.

I still however feel that he's a weak host, picks lame topics for news, is too abrupt with guests and and especially callers, has too much of a 'golly gee' attitude, plays the role of chicken-little a little too well and is generally uninformed and uninteresting.

So...I guess knowing that he has/had a speech impediment will hopefully make listening to the show a tad more tolerable as I generally like the subject matter.  Hopefully this is a compassionate side of me surfacing that I'd not experienced for George before.

I'm not saying I won't post here at all though. ;D

We'll see what happens.  ;)



Oh, please. Maybe I am a cold hearted bitch, but I say the Snoron is fair game. If he has a speech impediment, then he should not have pursued a career in radio broadcasting. I personally don't think he does have any "congenital deficits" causing him to slur and mangle his words, pronouncing them incorrectly. I think he's just an incompetent buffoon. If his ONLY detractor were his speech, then I would cut him some slack, but it is everything else as well. He doesn't listen to guests, asks the same questions of every guest that comes on the show-- regardless of topic, is condescending both to some guests as well as to certain callers, has been caught in lies, has a huge ego, needs to be spoonfed everything, etc. The list is endless.

Meegle

Just out of curiosity what lies has he been caught in? I love a good scandal (even if only scandolous to myself). Lying is pretty damning...what were they?

:)

Spikegirl

Quote from: Meegle on September 15, 2008, 11:28:27 AM
Just out of curiosity what lies has he been caught in? I love a good scandal (even if only scandolous to myself). Lying is pretty damning...what were they?

:)

For starters, he has said on the air that he has cured cancer not once, but twice. I forget the first story he told, but in the second story, Noory was sitting at a restaurant with a friend who had throat cancer. Noory got the urge to put his hands on his friend's throat. The cancer disapreared.

Snoory has a story that he likes to tell about driving through an intersection and stopping because he heard an angel speak to him telling him to stop. Snoory avoided being in an accident because of this. Depending on who the guest is, Snoory tells the story a little differently. Sometimes he says he had a hunch, etc. It's alway different tailored to the guest. A real story does not change every time you tell it. A made up tale, does.

Then, Snoory claims to have seen a UFO, had an OBE, an NDE, have psychic powers, and let's not forget his healing abilities. And his "dog" KC, whom supposedly lives with some lady because Snoory cannot take care of him (then don't get a dog, you schmuck). It has been speculated that he does not really have a dog, but says he does so he could peddle Purina dog food. He always refers to his dog as the Yellow Lab. I have a Lhasa Apso, a toy poodle and several Chihuahuas. They have names. They are not "The Poodle" "The Lhasa" or "The Chiis". Again, something does not ring true.

These, of course, seem like lies to his audience. But they cannot be proven a lie one way or another. There are actual lies that he has been caught in and the posters on another site have posted when this has happened. I'll try to find them, then post here.

danDNA

when GN had ronald Mallet on the show i was the most embarrassed i have been i think. Mallet started talking different after he realised he was talking to a manchild, a gawping idiot. George always asks about Jon Titer, always asks about films, always wants to talk about aliens. i like all of those subjects, but when you have a mind on your show you gotta respect that. Now Art and Michio Kaku - different gravy altogether.

George seems almost obsessed with talking about the same thing to every guest, and i think someone said it before on this forum but he is a fraud when it comes to being interested in the subjects. his interest goes no further than the average person in the street, the fact that he was blown away by the Illuminati stuff, well i should think most of the old coast listeners tuned in because they were into that stuff already. His points of reference are almost always films (mainly Contact) or the twilight zone (mainly 'To serve man').

i still think the best show ive heard was The Doors, when they served him like the chump that he is, they saw straight though his starchy collar and quickly realised he was a phoney so they dropped all sorts of references in just to be weird, and watched him squirm live in his studio.

danDNA

spikegirl, can i see some pics of your doggies? :)

Spikegirl

Quote from: danDNA on September 15, 2008, 11:44:46 AM
when GN had ronald Mallet on the show i was the most embarrassed i have been i think. Mallet started talking different after he realised he was talking to a manchild, a gawping idiot. George always asks about Jon Titer, always asks about films, always wants to talk about aliens. i like all of those subjects, but when you have a mind on your show you gotta respect that. Now Art and Michio Kaku - different gravy altogether.

George seems almost obsessed with talking about the same thing to every guest, and i think someone said it before on this forum but he is a fraud when it comes to being interested in the subjects. his interest goes no further than the average person in the street, the fact that he was blown away by the Illuminati stuff, well i should think most of the old coast listeners tuned in because they were into that stuff already. His points of reference are almost always films (mainly Contact) or the twilight zone (mainly 'To serve man').

i still think the best show ive heard was The Doors, when they served him like the chump that he is, they saw straight though his starchy collar and quickly realised he was a phoney so they dropped all sorts of references in just to be weird, and watched him squirm live in his studio.

I remember that! There was also the hysterically funny interview with Dr Wang on how the brain functions. Noory went through his usual litany of retarded questions and after many of them, you could actually hear a pause, as if Dr Wang was thinking "Oh, my God! Can anyone really be this stupid?"

Spikegirl

Quote from: danDNA on September 15, 2008, 11:46:19 AM
spikegirl, can i see some pics of your doggies? :)

Yes, I'll look for some and try to figure out how to use a scanner!

:)

Quote from: Spikegirl on September 15, 2008, 11:40:52 AM
For starters, he has said on the air that he has cured cancer not once, but twice. I forget the first story he told, but in the second story, Noory was sitting at a restaurant with a friend who had throat cancer. Noory got the urge to put his hands on his friend's throat. The cancer disapreared.

Snoory has a story that he likes to tell about driving through an intersection and stopping because he heard an angel speak to him telling him to stop. Snoory avoided being in an accident because of this. Depending on who the guest is, Snoory tells the story a little differently. Sometimes he says he had a hunch, etc. It's alway different tailored to the guest. A real story does not change every time you tell it. A made up tale, does.

Then, Snoory claims to have seen a UFO, had an OBE, an NDE, have psychic powers, and let's not forget his healing abilities. And his "dog" KC, whom supposedly lives with some lady because Snoory cannot take care of him (then don't get a dog, you schmuck). It has been speculated that he does not really have a dog, but says he does so he could peddle Purina dog food. He always refers to his dog as the Yellow Lab. I have a Lhasa Apso, a toy poodle and several Chihuahuas. They have names. They are not "The Poodle" "The Lhasa" or "The Chiis". Again, something does not ring true.

Well, I never really take GN's claims seriously, especially the cancer curing stuff. But why would he lie about having dogs? That makes no sense. I agree that it sounds like a BS story, but I don't see the point in lying about something like that.  ???

danDNA

going for the dog pound? geddit?!? no?  no?? (it doesnt work if you say dog dollar)

EvB

QuoteIt has been speculated that he does not really have a dog, but says he does so he could peddle Purina dog food. He always refers to his dog as the Yellow Lab. I have a Lhasa Apso, a toy poodle and several Chihuahuas. They have names. They are not "The Poodle" "The Lhasa" or "The Chiis". Again, something does not ring true.

Doesn't the most recent transcript of his chat have someone asking about pets - and George saying something like "I used to have a couple of Lab/Retrievers (I can't recall which do he said - he did pick one)

I rember thinking the answer odd.  The reference seemed so "long ago and far away."  Like what hea really meant was more like "Had a dog as a kid, travel too much now" or someting. Or maybe "my wife got the mutts in the divorce settlement."

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Meegle on September 15, 2008, 10:07:46 AM
Well I want to thank VictoriaPandora for filling me in on George's acknowledgment of a speech impediment.  In all actuality I don't think I'll be able to keep up these transcript posts knowing that he had/has a speech impediment.
and she will certainly die for this if it results in you discontinuing your flub rundowns.

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...I was ok with my posts of his slurrings thinking that he was a buffoon that didn't know how to speak.
no evidence has surfaced suggesting he DOES know how to speak!!  oh god i am falling apart reading this.

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I still however feel that he's a weak host, picks lame topics for news, is too abrupt with guests and and especially callers, has too much of a 'golly gee' attitude, plays the role of chicken-little a little too well and is generally uninformed and uninteresting.
and that's not enough to continue with what has become a primary focal point of my daily entertainment?

i feel like the japanese have just bombed.

EvB

Quotei feel like the japanese have just bombed

Calm down MV - someone will pick up the torch!  I can't since I don't listen that close and pick up grammar issues more than pronunciation - and those are the pretty much the same over and over so would be very dull.

Still - Noryisms of all kinds are hard to resist -- someone will fill your need.


Spikegirl

"what will canapult me"  Did you mean catapult, Snoron?


mushedmouth asshole

Spikegirl

'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
- Abraham Lincoln


Words to live by, George.


Am I the only one who noticed George sounding completely out of his element while he had a 'conversation' with icke?

He made a lot of grunting sounds and said things like 'yeah', and 'I agree" when you could tell he sounded clueless.

This is an actual quote from the snoron referring to David's theories of the Powers That Be and their influence on world events:

"David, it's fascinatring on one end and it is frightening on the other, and I don't know which one we can handle."-George Noory 9/18/08


WHAT?!? The little that the snoron did say did not even make sense. Is this man on drugs? I think someone high as a kite could do a better job interviewing a guest and have a more intelligent conversation than George does on a nightly basis.

(I posted this on another site, but bears repeating)

danDNA

i hope you posted it on the icke site, i cant think of another site that the context would be right. wheres them doggy pics Spikegirl?

Meegle

Well?

I guess I'm not gone completely. I will take it a little easier on George as far as his slurring with the mindset of cutting him some slack because of a (purported) defect as a child. I will however not cut him some slack on his other facets that drive me crazy!


Tuesday September 16th, 2008



"Is the world collapsing...?"        (He must get off on this Chicken-Little stuff)


"Cesar when I was a liddaboy, a dog jumped outta nowhere and took a bite outta my leg..."         (GOOD BOY!!!)


_______________________________________________________________________
Caller: "Hi yes I had a question for-"
George (interrupting): "Ok, ok and turn your radio down a liddabit."
Caller: "......................................we don't have no radio on George."          (First mushmouth..now mushears)     
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"Absolooly."      (LOL, couldn't resist)


"Now we know what a cause mall o gist is but what is a inter discipline airy cause mall o gist?"     (It is nice when Gee Orge try s to pro nun see ate ver ee long words...)


__________________________________________________________________________________
Guest: "...and then there's the birthmarks and deformities-"
George (interrupting): "THAT'S THE PART THAT FASCINATES ME!"       (Because of his tongue!!!!!)
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Guest: : "We have a lot of contests for Elvis or John Denver..."          (Ok Elvis yeah....but John Denver???)


"Thethatsa increduh ka course that's what..."        (Yuhyeahzactly)


"How quickly does it come back into the Human bawdy?" 


"Why don't we have memory, except of course in some bvragressive cases...?        (Bveats me!)


"We've heard the saying that 'that person has no soul'. IS IT POSSIBLE THAT A PERSON CAN BE WALKING AROUND TODAY, FUNCTIONING...WITHOUT A SOUL???"                            (George's questions have no soul)


"...and when we come back we'll talk about the children.......ah yes.........the children."                  (Hate those pauses)


"..it's just incredubble, how many children experience membory like that?"             (Unlike the "B" in Dumb, this one is not silent.)


"So true...so true....."                (Translation: "Let's move on as I was just not listening to you.")


"...none other than singer and actress Debbie Rehnulls..."                     (REYNOLDS!!!!!)


Guest: "...personify a intergull personality..."              (Pronunciation is intergull to believability)


"...and west of the Roppies uh Rockies..."               (laugh out frikkin loud!)


This guest pronounced things almost as badly as George does!

Frys Girl

I love you Meegle!!! Thank you for doing this. You have no idea how much happiness I get out of this. laugh out frikkin lawd!

EvB

Quote"Now we know what a cause mall o gist is but what is a inter discipline airy cause mall o gist?"     (It is nice when Gee Orge try s to pro nun see ate ver ee long words...)

Aheeem heemm -- Excuse me, but

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT SAY???

Meegle

So after this show I was wondering...how much of George's speech is regional accent and how much is tongue defect?



Wednesday September 17th, 2008



"...and the stock-market took another doze-dive..."       (22 seconds into the show)


"...as a yunk child..."       (Ah to be yunk again)



"...corners explained that his body..."      (Wasn't Quincy a corner?)


_________________________________________________________________________________________________
George: "...and Debbie (Reynolds) was born in El Paso Texas and left there when she was 16..."
Debbie "I didn't leave Texas when I was 16 George, I left when I was 7."
George: "......heh heh heh heh heh heh..........."
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"Exactly, it's almost like the people are bra row wing the shares to..."   


"So true so true..."                  (ugh)


"It's a different game Davit..."      (And the guests name? David!)


"In that story earlier about the attack in Yemin...I may have said atomic weapons....I meant automatic weapons.....big difference!"       (Well one retraction out of the other 80 billion things he say s incorrectly are crappy odds.)


"...I mean look at whats hap at ing now..."   


"...we've got info on it at the Kosetokose a m website..."


"...he'll be at the Million Dollar thee er ter..."       (Hate that one!)


Guest: "They all want they're own level of power on the greasy pole."       (Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...greasy pole)


"Hey Davit we're gonna takes some more calls but first  we GAHHHH..."         



I loved the callers tonight. One called the Italians the 'Eyetalians' and another called the Native Americans 'Indians'.      How Progressive!!!



EvB

QuoteI loved the callers tonight. One called the Italians the 'Eyetalians' and another called the Native Americans 'Indians'.      How Progressive!!!

I get your point - but this is one of those situation where PC is vague, at best.  the correct term for those of African descent has changed so many time in MY relatively short life time i loose track.  And, there are Native Americans who prefer the term Indian.

Go figure.

Meegle

Thursday September 18th, 2008


"...so what happens when they could have some techtical problems?"               


"...the reyou was conducted using..."       (Wow. If you heard this one it was big. Total difficulty with the letter 'V' in 'review')


"...and I know that it was an extraterrestrial bean..."       (as opposed to a yuman bean)


"...just as our own judas shill system would..."     (Judicial)


"...of mobile henasets can be..."    (Handsets I think)


"...we're gone talkit to him bout..."     (regional mofo)


"And it's direct neck...it's right there!"     (The callers name was Nick....not neck)


"Indeed! Thanks Carrie. Mits go to..."         (Mits = Lets)


"Always a pleasure Nick, yaknowwegahgehget a lot of guests..."     (No exaggeration on my part here folks)


"...let's go now to that past Red.....uh....Elk...and tell us...."          (How can you forget a guests name like RED ELK?!?!?)


"You really didn't wanted to see these visions did you...they that horrible?"     (are)


"Many of the things you were shown 35 years ago are coming schrew and..."      (Schrewly)


I realized why George liked this guest. Red Elk saw lots and lots of people suffering in his visions. This falls into that "So how many people will die?" line of questioning he loves asking.

EvB

QuoteI realized why George liked this guest. Red Elk saw lots and lots of people suffering in his visions. This falls into that "So how many people will die?" line of questioning he loves asking.

Have you ever noticed that he never seems to think he may be one of them?

Frys Girl

The caller about OJ Simpsons was great. He complained about the judge and Snoory said "Maybe she thinks she's Judge Judy". ROFL ROFL ROFLROFLROFL

Holy Hell the other great quote was when he told the guest "we're rolling right into September." He said this on September 20. Man I love Snoory sometimes. You have to!

Meegle

Monday September 22nd, 2008


Well so I was in a mood that didn't cut George much slack today...was even thinking about sending this to him....


?...good morning good eve ding, wherever...?      (Evening)


?Hoyle prices skyrocketed today...?        (Oil)


?...inspired a dramatic rall eye...?           (Rally)


?...at Trends Recert dot com...?       (Research)


?...dug up a chyles severed foot...?    (Child's)


?..as she sat with her flahfoohoot on the uhcellerator...?     (Foot, Accelerator)


?...fine lee...?       (Finally)


?Experts have gone into the semateen mile long head ron...?      (Seventeen, Hadron)


?...that somehow........................................................puhtook care of the ill...?     (Took)


?....a huge gemstone that puhcould become the world's...?      (Could)


George puhsucks


Guest: ?It's a Crackhead economic model.?    (Awesome line)


?...who ran these cumpa tees into the ground??    (Companies)


?What do you think people can do wall all dthis is goin' on??    (While, This)


?Wha kyne uh laka confidence does that tell ya in this program??  (What, Kind, Of, Lack, Of, You)


?Juheeeez.?      (Jeez)


?...well that is dye wreck lee where alluhd this is gunna be headed...?    (Directly, All, Of, This, Going To)


?Daydonhadda money!?      (They, Don't Have, The)


______________________________________________
Caller: ?How you doin' George?
George: ?Gung good.?                                    (???)
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?...noble prize winning fizzituhcist...?     (Nobel, Physicist)


?We're be back in a moment...?      (We will)


?...won the Nobel prize in Physics derda work he did...?    (For The)


?...for his book Loying for the Harmonies...?    (Longing)


?...he lives in Massachuzetts...?       (Massachusetts)


?Knockyou knockyou doordown.?    (?)


?...I mean tatantelus aboud the discovery.?   (And, Tell, Us, About)


?...what side of the Kafence are you on??      (Fence)


?...you know I still cantchrooly comprehend what blew up...?    (Can't, Truly)


?...Noble Prize winner for his book 'Lightness of Bean'...?      (Nobel, Being)



?...expert on the paranormal and jreems...?     (Dreams)



?...the bike the book by the way, is it out now??      (Yes the bike I just wrote is out now)


?Fran gweeforwee take calls...?     (Frank before we)


?...these particles that are in the Universe...are they infinint??        (Infinite)


?...uh they're looking for that...the Hicks Bo Sun?         (ITS HIGGS-BOZON GODDAMNIT!!!!!!)


Caller: ?There is another Force long with the Four known forces, the Force of love...?     (Peace man)


?..a moment of open lines, let's go right to zon'ts...?     (Those)


?...kee kee kee kuh keep stayin afloat.?       (...)


_________________________________________________________________________________
Caller: ?I'm not a believer in the whole 'big-bang' theory, I'm a believer in a Creator...?
George: ?Yeahbut who created God?
Caller: ?Who created those two beams that collided together??
George: ?...I just can't comprehend how the 'Higher Power' got created. I can't thinka sumthin before nuthing...I goes nuts thinkin' bout it.?
Caller: ?........................yeah.........................?                    (RIVETING!!!!!!!)
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And I'm spent!
                         :-X

Frys Girl

I'm digging this new design. It's very masculine, as forum designs go, so you know my feminist insides love this. Is anyone else excited for the show on shadow people tonight? it's my favorite topic on c2c these days, other than George's prostate.

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