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« Reply #360 on: August 25, 2008, 08:30:42 PM »
Wow, even tho that was a small sample on that poll, I was still surprised to see 4% said no, and 8% said no. I agree!

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« Reply #361 on: August 26, 2008, 11:04:28 AM »


Good grief! I can't believe he covered that old ?Winnebago cruise control? story last night, adding 'I hope this isn't just one of those Snopes stories'!

It's like the story below, except George has changed the driver to a female. He also astutely added, after he said the winnebago was 32 ft long, that it was "one of those big ones." Duh.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Mr Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City.
In November 2000 Mr Grazinski purchased a brand new 32 foot
Winnebago motor home. On his first trip home, having joined
the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly
left the drivers seat to go into the back and make himself
a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly the Winnie left the
freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr Grazinski sued Winnebago
for not advising him in the handbook that he couldn't actually
do this. He was awarded $1,750,000 plus a new Winnie. (Winnebago
actually changed their handbooks on the back of this court
case, just in case there are any other complete morons
buying their vehicles.)

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« Reply #362 on: August 26, 2008, 11:30:29 AM »

Good grief! I can't believe he covered that old ?Winnebago cruise control? story last night, adding 'I hope this isn't just one of those Snopes stories'!



When I heard him say that I thought "DAMN George - do you ever READ Snopes?"  After all - he could have checked FIRST - and besides, Snopes carries all kinds of stories even if it is a "check for hoax" site.  He should - if he wanted to reference Snopes - have said "I hope it's not a Snopes (FRAUD or FALSE) story" -

Way to master your mother tongue George.

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« Reply #363 on: August 26, 2008, 02:08:15 PM »
Good point, a lot of his listeners wouldn't have a clue what Snopes even was. He really can't have it both ways. Claiming he is top in the market but also can't be arsed to take five seconds to verify a story that according to him millions are listening to,(not counting the outer space audience.)

It?s so sloppy. I guess my real problem with George?. Ahhaha, never mind. You guys already know. I did listen to the whole of last nights show and just kept trying to tell myself that it still might be making people think. Sort of like how your kindergarten teacher encouraged you that math could be fun, by making it really really simple.

I wonder of he prepares those stories?
Anyone ever notice that when he has to say..."Are our" he sounds like a seal? Ar Ar Ar...

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« Reply #364 on: August 26, 2008, 02:20:33 PM »
On last night's show, it didn't even take 1 minute for a slur- George said PRICK. Even though he prefers the phrase "all heck broke loose". LOL

He also said to the guest regarding the "Panic of 2009" - "It's a domino, isn't it?" LOL Domino effect is tough to say I guess, or maybe he thinks he's HIP (gag me) by limiting himself to just one word?

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« Reply #365 on: August 26, 2008, 02:28:06 PM »
Hahaha, I didn't hear him say that... try as I may, my mind kept drifting. You know the main problem with the show is nothing is THOUGHT PROVOKING. I mean it's just an awesome feeling when someone posits a theory and you go, wow that's kind of crazy, but it never ocurred to me to even consider it. I like that, even if I think it through for only a second and throw it in the recycle bin. Art was ALWAYS doing that on his show. And if he wasn't stimulating new thoughts he was at least making some old tired ones funny or interesting from a new angle.

George Noory Sucks. And you know those are the exact words I typed into google over a year ago when I was so frustrated I couldn't see straight.  Haha. Like everything else online, someone thought of it before me:)

I counted at least four movie reference in last nights show, and I wasn't even paying attention.

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« Reply #366 on: August 26, 2008, 02:31:29 PM »
Don't forget the mention of Casey Casem. "Casey e-mailed me today. Heh". It had NO RELEVENCE TO WHAT WAS BEING talked about.

George Snoory SUCKS! "Wow. That's crazy. I never thought about that." What a moron. What an ass.

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« Reply #367 on: August 26, 2008, 02:34:20 PM »
Yeah, that's true...that one stopped me in my tracks LOL. I thought oh, I should remember what segment I am on and tell the guys about this, but I was immediately sidetracked by something more interesting, I think it was some fuzz in my bellybutton or something. LOL, I am glad you posted that one tho... it was RANDOM.

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« Reply #368 on: August 26, 2008, 08:43:10 PM »
ARGH is what Garfield said when he was frustrated and fed up. Well last night a guy who i was almost certain was a prank caller had some stupid question like "are we ready as a race?" the guest responded "is that for me?" as in, rescue me george, you ass, can't you do your job?
And then the idiot said "yes it's for you. tommy lee jones says to will smith...."
And george did not say a WORD. He let it go on and on. And it went on so long that the caller was given enough time to thank the guest over and over and george was definitely looking at porno or something because he was nowhere. He was tuned out and came back with "let's keep moving on to our next hour".

Also, who phrases a question this way, except Snoory?????

"I'll bet you don't not agree with that. Right?"

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« Reply #369 on: August 27, 2008, 07:42:03 AM »
Anyone ever notice that when he has to say..."Are our" he sounds like a seal? Ar Ar Ar...

haha, yeah, that's that stupid mid-western accent coming through.  i'm from southeast missouri where people pronounce:

get as GIT
our as ARE
for as FIR
and several other ridiculous pronunciations i can't recall at the moment.

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« Reply #370 on: August 27, 2008, 08:48:17 AM »
I was falling asleep to C2C last night and I got a couple of good quotes from GN. He asked the guest one of the most ridiculous questions I've heard in awhile. Paraphrasing:

GN: "Do you ever get any strange UFO reports?"

Guest: ...Well yes George, all UFO reports are generally strange.


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« Reply #371 on: August 27, 2008, 09:30:50 AM »
YES. I heard that in my car at a red light and I burst out laughing like a crazy person. Windows were down and I think I frightened the car adjacent to mine. I would love to hear some "after show interviews" like they do in football in locker rooms. I suspect most guests would agree "that was fucking weird. what's wrong with george? what is he smoking?"

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« Reply #372 on: August 27, 2008, 09:50:37 AM »
The guest last night was nearly as bad as George. The guy actually seemed to be bragging about being a techno-re-tard. Then he goes on to explain ancient biblical technology. Great guest George, keep up the good work on getting in those quality guests.

And who the hell is that "Awakened Expert" caller with the thick American East or Northern accent that keeps managing to get on, with all of the hosts. He just keeps going on and on, usually about how he used to be an outcast, but now he is right about everything. I'm pretty sure he's the one that a week or two ago kept asking about project bluebeam. I thought the callers were only suppose to call once a month. He calls in even more than the needy blind man. Blind Man Dan is it?

I usually just get disgusted listening to some of the callers, and just shut it off. I've heard George be so rude to some of his callers. Why does he let some of them just call all the time and talk about boringly ridiculous stuff. I'm doing real good if I can get through those two middle hours of George.

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« Reply #373 on: August 27, 2008, 09:55:50 AM »
Why does he let some of them just call all the time and talk about boringly ridiculous stuff.
To fill up time. The more other people talk, the less he does. Therefore, he works less but gets his paycheck.

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« Reply #374 on: August 27, 2008, 02:58:37 PM »
Here's a little something from Monday's show...has anyone noticed how after George saw through the night-vision goggles he was reluctant to say they were UFO's, and now he tells every guest that he saw UFO's!


"...good eveding..."     (7 seconds into the show...)

"Which basi.......cully was..."          (Stutter......er)

"...the Democratic confention..."       (confection?)


"...you can see that on InfroWars.com."      (inFro? How ethnic.)


"...the world is beginning to pick up on your importance my vrend."    (George is nothing if not vrendly to his guests.)


"Aren't allawta small maw and paw establishments..."      (Let's all square-dance!)


"You know I got interviewed last week for a truck driver's magazine, we'll talk about it a little later..."    (I can't friggin' wait! HONK HONK!)


"...and I said one of the big issues fecting the truck driver has to be..."     (truck-stop showers or **insert big rig joke here**)


"When I was at a truck driver's speech last week..."    (WE GET IT...YOU'RE IMPORTANT!!!)


"Some guy should change his name to None, and his last name: Oftheabove."      (Hoohahahaha...MY SIDES! MY SIDES!...hahahahaha)


"'Course notalotta lotta notta people have that kind of money..."        (Iron Butterfly anyone?)


"We're talking about hard Americans..."     (the raunch!)



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On the phones:

Caller: "Hi.......................................I'm one of your truck driver fan base..................."
George: "........................................................... .............................k.........................."
Caller: "..."
George: "........................................................... ..................................thank you........................"
Caller: "...you're welcome......................."

                                                                                                                                      (Absolutely RIVETING!!!)
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"What a night this will be....Projeck Mindshif."           (Yesh......wat a nite wil b...)



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George:  "That's with our buddy Casey Kasem!"
Guest:    "Yeah."
George:  "......he just left me a message today as a matter of fact!"
Guest:    "........................................................... ........really.........."
                                                                                              (Can no one tell him he sucks? Please someone!)
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"How did they concoct the plan I mean wa woo wa woo wh tell me..."   



Wow.....someone even more boring than George! No thanks to this guest!!  I'm out.              ;)
 

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« Reply #375 on: August 27, 2008, 03:36:35 PM »
Hahahaha! That almost made the show worth listening to. LOL.
You  nailed it.

Funny, I can't seem to bring myself to even download last nights show... I have heard exactly ONE since I resubbed.

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« Reply #376 on: August 27, 2008, 03:38:46 PM »
I can't seem to bring myself to even download last nights show... I have heard exactly ONE since I resubbed.
DON'T DO IT!~!!!!!!!!!!

Check out my august 27 subject. I consider it public service. I hope meegle doesn't bother. it was the MOST BORING SHOW ON EARTH, in history. The guest's voice sucked my brain out of my ears the more I'd hear his voice. George didn't speak much either.

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« Reply #377 on: August 27, 2008, 05:39:32 PM »
Well Hell...now I'm pretty damn curious. :D

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« Reply #378 on: August 27, 2008, 06:35:12 PM »
DON'T DO IT!~!!!!!!!!!!

Check out my august 27 subject. I consider it public service. I hope meegle doesn't bother. it was the MOST BORING SHOW ON EARTH, in history. The guest's voice sucked my brain out of my ears the more I'd hear his voice. George didn't speak much either.

That's some avatar, Frys! Now you, Elle and DanDNA are the 3 best ones!

I think your avatar of a half naked Noory is starting to get me hot! hahaha! eewww....

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« Reply #379 on: August 27, 2008, 06:41:57 PM »
I just thought of something. If Snooron knows about this site and just read your comment (i'm confident he refreshes this site a lot) he will probably look at the avatar and do his best to imitate the look. Don't be surprised when the next conference with AJ you do a double take on Snoory.

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« Reply #380 on: August 27, 2008, 06:45:45 PM »
I just thought of something. If Snooron knows about this site and just read your comment (i'm confident he refreshes this site a lot) he will probably look at the avatar and do his best to imitate the look. Don't be surprised when the next conference with AJ you do a double take on Snoory.

I think George thinks he looks like that already!

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« Reply #381 on: August 27, 2008, 06:54:09 PM »
 :-X yekh . you're right. what was I thinking. He works hard for that body.... it's gotta last him until 2012!

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« Reply #382 on: August 28, 2008, 09:41:44 AM »
Last night I thought I was having one of my usual snoory nightmares. 2 minutes into the show I heard this:

"Special hello by the way to the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. Yes, that's right. Couple of them sending in e-mails just wishing that we wish them hello. So, hello Dallas."

It's Dallas CowboyS! I also don't believe him.


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« Reply #383 on: August 28, 2008, 09:58:00 AM »
Last night I thought I was having one of my usual snoory nightmares. 2 minutes into the show I heard this:

"Special hello by the way to the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. Yes, that's right. Couple of them sending in e-mails just wishing that we wish them hello. So, hello Dallas."

It's Dallas CowboyS! I also don't believe him.



Yeah, he's full of himself and full of shit. Same difference.

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« Reply #384 on: August 28, 2008, 10:00:58 AM »
Yeah, he's full of himself and full of shit. Same difference.
Maybe the cheerleaders thought they were e-mailing George Clooney and they misheard NOORY as CLOONEY when they had the radio on? I dont know. I don't believe in coincidences!

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« Reply #385 on: August 29, 2008, 05:20:56 PM »
It is really just a speaking characteristic,...but,.....: Every word that ends in "ing" is pronounced "een."
"Walkeen.  Pusheen. Talkeen. Irritateen."
 Now I have ONLY ever heard this cute little flourish from adolescent girls who seemed to think it gave a hint of innocence and/or femininity to their speech. Cute little Georgie has locked himself into this pattern and inspires in me a desire to shake him vigorously. (Slap?)
Just one more hideous distraction that he employs to try to pull you into his brain and join him in focus"een" on George above all else. Above the subject matter. Above the caller. Above the guest, even when he's speakeen! ;:)
Yeah, that kind of thing can be annoying. I think it might be a regional accent or something. I've heard people pronounce words like that before on television. Not too many, possibly because most people who go into acting and broadcasting are coached to speak a certain way. I noticed Courtney Cox do it on Friends, which I thought was interesting, but not particularly annoying. I can see how that kind of thing could push one over the edge though. Actually, I've had some teachers I recall feeling that way about.

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« Reply #386 on: August 29, 2008, 05:30:50 PM »
Did ya'll hear the night months ago that George came on to Linda Moulton Howe? It was pretty shameful, it was something like, "All my friends say we should go out and we'd make a great couple" or some shit. She was like, "hehehe, yeah well....hehehe...uh...."

George must love having Linda on...he don't have to do shit!

About Linda: Is it just me or his her voice so grating? It sounds like it's coming from an old reel to reel machine and the tape is half melted...or a warped LP. I alwayes picture her as having the shakes because of her horrible voice.

Anyway, I do like her tenacity.

Here's from 8/29/08...



"I'll be hosting my very first 'Ghost to Ghost'. Staff is working on some very scary things for you. Friday night. Halloween. Does it get any better?"    (If only it could.)


"...German bee-keepers..."    (No slur here...just thought it sounded funny.)


" A near fatal bite by a poisonous stake..."    (Through the heart?)


"...store...story..."     (hic)


"...pos.....tings..."     (hic)


"...something changed zeez events..."    (You cannot escape Vunda Vooman!)


(Ok...I've heard all this about Titor before....why again?)


"And what did he say about catastrophies?"    (Chicken Little)


"Did he talk about 2012,...that...very...strange...year?     (ugh)


"...why the world's amphid...amphibians are on..."     (WHAT'S UP WITH HIM????)


"Now to John in Con eh nehke..."       (Next to Mashuh choo shetts)


"A PARADOX HUH????"   (It's trying to think!)


"It's funny he mentions the RFID chip 'cuz today I had lunch with Katherine Albrecht, the woman opposed to the RFID chip."    (Is it really name dropping when nobody knows who she is just by saying her name? But I bet George felt important having lunch with her.)


Caller : "Hi this is John from Kentucky."
George : "Sure thing."
                                         (Huh? What does that mean? How about a 'Hi' or 'Welcome'?)


Caller : "I was wondering how John Titor time-travelled? Did he use a Tachyon emitter?"    (Trekkies unite!)


"Just an amazing amazing story. Truly is."   (Brain can't handle it.)


(So George wants to do an age-progression on the "young" John Titor and asks:)
George: " I wonder if the family would let us do that?"
Guest: "....................I think that's why the family went into hiding."
George: "......I think so too."
                                                   (Then why did you ask that inane question idiot?)


"...heh...amazing.....amazing...."     (...)


"...honeybees diff disappearing..."       (Something is seriously wrong with his brain.)


"...and here she is! Linda hive ya been?"     (Speaking of bees.)


"...I gotta sume it's related to Bayer...)     (Ass?)


"Jeez."     (take a drink.)


"Jeez...typical...typical."     (George judgemental.)


"...toads, salamanders and frogs. And what next? Yumans?"    (What really is going on in his mouth?)


Linda : "...algae and fun g..."       (Never heard fungi pronounced that way before.)


Guest : "...they operate in moun tane environments."
Linda : "Mountain."
Guest : "Yes"
                                      (Never heard that one either.)


"Jeez."            (Drink)


"JEEEZ!"    (Drink)


"Jeeeez?!"    (damn...drink.)


"Mazing."    (3 syllables...too much.)


"Jeeez........"    (Drink.)


George : "Course we know, 666...the sign of the beast.............."
Linda : "..........................."
George : "Very unusual......."
Linda : "..........................."
George : "Very unusual..."
                                                     (LOL...she ain't interested George. She's crazy and you're just stupid...not a good match.)


"Jeeeez."



Caller : "Hey George, great program tonite."
George : "Sure."
                                       (How about THANKS asshole?!?!?!?!?! Sure?)



Caller : "You gotta see that DVD, it's called Interstellar."
George : "Wasn't there a movie by Steven Speilberg called Interstellar?"
Caller : "........................................................... ...uh................................"
Linda : "No."
Caller : ".....I don't know."
Linda : "I don't think so."
George : "......."
                                               (No way you're gonna hit that George...NO WAY.)


"....Ian Punnett, Jornge Knapp and Art Bell..."   (He cannot even pronounce his name correctly folks. Not even his friggin name.)

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« Reply #387 on: August 29, 2008, 06:32:30 PM »
I was SO annoyed by that "does it get any better?" comment. I just yelled, WELL YEAH, IT DOES! Ohhh, thank GOD the STAFF is making all these surprises for us.

I am going in for another cancellation...

Yeah, I was pretty annoyed to hear about his lunch date, just surprised I didn't have to sit through the menu.

Art must be OUT, no ghost to ghost this year...screw that.
Actually the first time I ever heard Art was when my girls had dragged me out to late on Halloween and Art came on the radio. I was bored out of my mind and just turned the radio on, and it was WONDERFUL.

Haha, yes "Linda hive you been".... oh gggrrr.

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« Reply #388 on: August 29, 2008, 07:20:20 PM »
No Ghost to Ghost????!!!! THAT'S IT! my 2012 post has come true, four years early. I think I heard something about the calendar being off. I should have foreseen this. In fact, I think I did, but was just trying not to see it. Is he doing the New Year's show too? That's it. It's the end.
 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

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« Reply #389 on: August 29, 2008, 07:26:06 PM »
Hey my producer told me about your neat website.  Thanks for all the support, you guys are the best.

George

P.S.
Art will be filling in Labor Day Weekend...be sure to catch the show!