Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 02:23:02 AM
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Quote from: PhantasticSanShiSan on July 09, 2008, 09:40:46 PMThis SummerIn the dark jungle that is late night talk radioOne man will sacrifice......normalcy and brain cells One man will fight.......to stay awakeOne man will win........absolutely nothingAND MANKIND WILL PREVAIL!!On August 1st, 2008.......It's Lights Out for the Worker in the LightIT'S BAAAACCCKKKKKK!!!GEORGE-WATCH NIGHTLY*coming soon to a www.coastgab.com near you*
Quote from: towerjunkie on July 16, 2008, 01:16:03 AMTonight I heard George doing a promo for some C.Crane Super USB antenna. "Just plug directly into your UBS port"He fucks up everything.
Quote from: Michael Vandeven on July 17, 2008, 12:16:24 AM we need to get a coastgab.com spy in on his next physical exam.
Quote from: EvB on July 17, 2008, 12:57:30 AMI have ABSOLUTELY NO intention of being the volunteer!!!!!
Quote from: Michael Vandeven on July 17, 2008, 01:28:09 PMaw, come on. there's a bag of doritos and some snapple in it for you.
Quote from: PhantasticSanShiSan on July 17, 2008, 08:10:02 PMHint - Make it a Chardonnay instead of a Snapple
Quote from: EvB on July 17, 2008, 08:18:02 PMNot EVEN!
Quote from: PhantasticSanShiSan on July 17, 2008, 08:29:24 PMAw come on, just think about it - You, George, Chardonnay, Rubber Gloves, No Questions..... eh, eh?
Quote from: exC2Cfan on July 21, 2008, 12:40:37 AMGeorge Knapp canceled AGAIN!!!! And always the same reason, technical difficulties!!!
Quote from: Loui Zoot on July 23, 2008, 03:19:12 AMI'd rather listen to 4 hours of all the things Andy Rooney doesn't like. With the occasional sound bite of Erkel in his somewhat similar voice, proclaiming, "Did I do that?".
Quote from: EvB on June 21, 2008, 10:28:42 AMI've often wondered if the things that make us cringe, George thinks are somehow "cute." Worse, I've wondered if he thinks his audience is dumber than a bag of rocks. I vaguely recall one "picture of the day" that was so insulting to anyone with an IQ above 85 that I wrote and said so. (I've blessedly blocked recall of what the picture was of - or what the little 'blurb' was trying to imply . . . only that it was way beyond stupid, and not even amusing - as some are intended to be.) I must not have been alone. the next day, the picture was gone. Not archived - just GONE. Anyway - the point is that sometimes I think it's not so much that George is stupid, as that he thinks we are. Or HOPES we are - so that his mediocrity won't be a problem. In that "be careful what you wish for" way, the apparent lack of intelligence of the people who're allowed though his screening process says that either 1) George refuses to be challenged or - more likely - 2) fewer people with interesting things to say bother to call.
Quote from: Michael Vandeven on April 23, 2008, 02:50:00 PMif they harvested a new brain for george and failed to put it on ice for a few weeks, it would still be a vast improvement. i also believe the new brain would quickly decide to shave off the sewer rat growing on it's top lip which was placed there by the previous cranial inhabitant.
Quote from: PhantasticSanShiSan on August 02, 2008, 12:54:23 AM George shares a flying story about a passenger next to him once sleeping so deeply, Snoors thought he was dead.
Quote from: mikemcc on August 01, 2008, 11:05:13 AMSorry, I know this post is old, but I just couldn't keep the tears from pouring out of my eyes as I laughed at this one. Two of my kids kept coming in and saying, "Dad, what are you laughing at?"
Quote from: Michael Vandeven on August 02, 2008, 01:51:57 AMthank you, sir. thank you.you know something... i just looked at that quote and it clearly shows that i incorrectly employed a contraction in the word "it's" which is flawed when used in the possessive form as was the case here.that said, i would now like to ask all of you to respect the wishes and best interests of my family by giving us the space we need as we consult with our spiritual advisor in an attempt to heal the wounds i have inflicted upon those for whom i care the most through my admittedly irresponsible actions. this is a matter between my wife, myself, and our god. thank you, and good afternoon.