George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

"They" didn't tell him why?  Just "thanks but get lost"

[FallenSeraph]

"They" didn't tell him why?  Just "thanks but get lost"

WOW. JUST WOW.

[tertiaryimam]

Here's all Neil Slade's reply email said:

"I hate when they do that to me."

WHAT THE HELL, GEORGE??!!!!!

George is a big bully for picking on Neil Slade. Fuck, I remember being 12 and doing cloud busting exercises because of Neil. I love that motherfucker.

Neil, you should use your telekensesis to turn George's mustache into a tiny wrinkled pair of unwashable gym testicles. Noory went too far this time!

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[nooryisawesome]

Lol bumped for Bruce fucking Goldberg

[UnscreenedCaller]

According to Goldberg, Noory's future reincarnation's name is Dexter Monterey. He will host a radio show as a hologram in the 22nd century.

And then Xeor: Psychic Healer in the 35th century and trainer for time travelers.

Excuse me while I die laughing.

Now he's shilling 'Fifth Dimensional Travel' to Noory's listeners. What a dick.



And he bumped Neil Slade for this BS artiste.

[Morgus]

WHAT THE HELL??? About 15 minutes ago, Neil sent an excited email to all his friends and colleagues about being on tonight's show.

Neil Slade was on tonight, but only for about one minute.

[Morgus]

Noory has committed sacrilege tonight - ruining the longtime annual c2c new year's eve tradition.
First he shortened it to only one night and second he has guests on in the first hour, cutting the caller prediction time down even more.
All just so he can have wacko Dr. Bruce Goldberg (former dentist and hypnotist) tell Noory about his future lives including Dexter Monterrey:


I expect Noory will interrupt even the 3 hours of caller predictions with other nonsense too, probably with clips or guests "popping in" to wish happy new year?

[PB the Deplorable]

According to Goldberg, Noory's future reincarnation's name is Dexter Monterey. He will host a radio show as a hologram in the 22nd century...

George has at least 100 years to learn how to pronounce 'Dexter'

[Morgus]

According to Goldberg, Noory's future reincarnation's name is Dexter Monterey. He will host a radio show as a hologram in the 22nd century.

And then Xeor: Psychic Healer in the 35th century and trainer for time travelers.

Now he's shilling 'Fifth Dimensional Travel' to Noory's listeners. What a dick.

Noory loves all that attention about himself. No wonder he bumped the other guy for another Noory ass-kisser...

[FallenSeraph]

Ooh, a call from a James from Memphis, TN. I wonder if he's a Bellgabber. I doubt it, but it'd be cool to hang out with some Art Bell fans â€" especially Bellgabbers â€" from around here once in a while.

Maybe I'll start a Meet Up Group.

And yeah, regarding poor Neil who got bumped for this dude, here's the group email he sent out about an hour ago:

"Alas, C2C decided to re-schedule at the last minute- and likely we'll do an entire 3 hours instead of just 1 hour tonight devoted to the new Music4ESP study that will be completed in a couple of weeks."

As for the Music4ESP he mentioned, that's a study he's doing â€" he believes he's developed music that will enhance the brain's ESP/intuitive abilities through brainwave manipulation. If any of you want to try the music/study unofficially, for the heck of it, PM me and I'll give you the links to the study instructions and the music samples you're supposed to be listening to.

I'm on deadline with stories now, believe it or not, so I probably won't get to respond until tomorrow tho.

[UnscreenedCaller]

George has at least 100 years to learn how to pronounce 'Dexter'

The real stumbling block will be adding Monterey to that. Could take a millennium. On the other hand, great name for a 22nd century lounge lizard in space.

I expect Noory will interrupt even the 3 hours of caller predictions with other nonsense too, probably with clips or guests "popping in" to wish happy new year?

I suspect you're 100% on the mark.

[yumyumtree]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the idea of examining murder victims' eyes to get images of the murderer was popular in the Victorian era, until they realized it didn't work. Maybe that's not what Goldberg was talking about, but it sounded like it.

[UnscreenedCaller]

"Alas, C2C decided to re-schedule at the last minute- and likely we'll do an entire 3 hours instead of just 1 hour tonight devoted to the new Music4ESP study that will be completed in a couple of weeks."

As for the Music4ESP he mentioned, that's a study he's doing â€" he believes he's developed music that will enhance the brain's ESP/intuitive abilities through brainwave manipulation. If any of you want to try the music/study unofficially, for the heck of it, PM me and I'll give you the links to the study instructions and the music samples you're supposed to be listening to.

I'd rather hear 3 hours than one, but bumping him at the last minute for Bruce 'Uninterrupted Stream o' BS' Goldberg is bad form. I have cds that are supposed to induce relaxation, creativity and sleep (not all at once!) by tones that stimulate brain waves. I swear they work, especially the sleep inducing one with the alpha wave inducing tones. I'd be interested in hearing Neil Slade, and not another babbling huckster.

[Morgus]

Even Noory's reading of past year's predictions is lame.
No real judgement of the predictions and no BONK or DING,DING,DING, nothing.
At least when Ian did a few of the prediction shows he used a buzzer sound effect...

[Morgus]

Noory just read a prediction from last year (probably been every year for the past 10 years) that Noory would pass on the chair of main c2c host in 2013.
Noory loved to proclaim that didn't happen and used it as an opportunity to again gloat about his new long, long term contract starting tomorrow (Jan 1)

[yumyumtree]

Is  anybody here named Brian? George just gloated to this person that he's signed a new contract and will be hosting for a long time.

[PB the Deplorable]

Even Noory's reading of past year's predictions is lame.
No real judgement of the predictions and no BONK or DING,DING,DING, nothing.
At least when Ian did a few of the prediction shows he used a buzzer sound effect...

George just absolutely hates his job

[FallenSeraph]

Oh dammit -what "strange words" did I just miss that caused George to bump that caller and give us a lecture??

[UnscreenedCaller]

I was just going to ask the same thing. Would it kill him to ask people to watch their language or rhetoric?

[Morgus]

Oh dammit -what "strange words" did I just miss that caused George to bump that caller and give us a lecture??

delay button strikes again? 

[coaster]

I think I was a bit harsh when I chewed Noory's ass out in this thread. Probably Tommy's too. We all know idiots, we work with idiots. For some reason through the act of god, an idiot lands a job they are not capable of doing. Fine, so be it. I've walked out of jobs because of idiots. It is what it is. I refuse to come into this new year hating and bitching and moaning about the things I cannot change. I apologize. I know Noory reads every post, but if he were here he'd say " I didnt even see yours har har". Which is fine. Really.
I hope the new year shines on everyone. May the good things from last year follow you, and may the bad things leave, as you all enter this new year. Cheers. Even to Noory.
btw Noory, I really don't think you are an idiot. I just think you are lazy and don't care. Two problems you could fix easily. I hope you do. Let's hope coast has a better year..
derpitydo.... i'm out. cheers bellgabbers. love all around.

[norrykilledc2c]

Happy New Year to everyone.

Congratulations to George for the long, long contract. May the new year bless him with a lightning strike that ignites the shoe polish on his head.

[FallenSeraph]

I think I was a bit harsh when I chewed Noory's ass out in this thread. Probably Tommy's too. We all know idiots, we work with idiots. For some reason through the act of god, an idiot lands a job they are not capable of doing. Fine, so be it. I've walked out of jobs because of idiots. It is what it is. I refuse to come into this new year hating and bitching and moaning about the things I cannot change. I apologize. I know Noory reads every post, but if he were here he'd say " I didnt even see yours har har". Which is fine. Really.
I hope the new year shines on everyone. May the good things from last year follow you, and may the bad things leave, as you all enter this new year. Cheers. Even to Noory.
btw Noory, I really don't think you are an idiot. I just think you are lazy and don't care. Two problems you could fix easily. I hope you do. Let's hope coast has a better year..
derpitydo.... i'm out. cheers bellgabbers. love all around.

Back at you, coaster. I hope this is your best year ever.

[Morgus]

Hey, its regular longtime caller old Bill from West Hartford, Conn, the amateur atheist astronomer on right now with his own 2014 prediction...

[FallenSeraph]

Aw, George being nice to the little 11-year-old. Awesome that she called in and predicted Obama was going to cause WWIII.

Poor kid. She needs to get some unicorns and rainbows in her life. When I was 11, I think I was mainly concerned about getting my next editions of Bop and Tiger Beat magazines in the mail, the number of friendship pins I had on my Keds and making sure my Lisa Frank sticker collection was the coolest one in the sixth-grade.

Those were the good old days.

[Nebraska888]

Just got home from partying!  I want to say how great you are.   Agree with me....or disagree......you're smart, engaged, articulate, and most of all......COAST TO COAST FANS.....or past fans who wish for the "old days" and continue to post because you still hope it will return to its former excellence.

I am grateful for all of you and wish you good health and a wonderful new experiences for 2014!

[michio]

sNooron gave some person a ding for predicting a "mini ice age" starting around Jun '13 (month made sNooron pronounceable). Does sNooron know, or even care, being the "honest newsman" that he was and is, the discomforting news that 2013 was on track to be one of the ten warmest years on record back in Nov, with all of the warmest years on record occurring since 1998? But being the ding dong anti-science maven that he is, he gave the prediction guy a ding to mirror his anti-science agenda and further his plan to dumb down the entire "planet" to match his own "intelligence."  Oh, and he added because it's winter that correlates with his mini ice age brain fart. As others have succinctly opined in their thoroughly detailed and truthful analysis of the sNooron, IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT GEORGE. 'The Wreckening' of sNoory and his monogrammed wrecking ball of demolishing the facts continues unabated.

That small child who just called in - way past her bedtime, to fearfully share her thoughts of "Obama will start WWIII" listens to your program and to unWells' program, sNooron. Once again, you deceitfully shift all of the responsibility from you straight to her parents and other programs, but it's the parents who listen to you and unWells drivel on about doomsday politics and the fall of 'MURICA, as they hand down your fear mongering to the innocent and impressionable child. The S-H-A-M-E. Your hands are dirty and there's no getting them clean.

[Nebraska888]

Happy New Year to everyone.

Congratulations to George for the long, long contract. May the new year bless him with a lightning strike that ignites the shoe polish on his head.

Hee hee......have you ever seen the movie:  THE BAD SEED?   

[zeebo]

Hey, its regular longtime caller old Bill from West Hartford, Conn, the amateur atheist astronomer on right now with his own 2014 prediction...

oh dear I'm so glad i missed this, the guy really needs a tranquilizer

[zeebo]

The call with the female shuttle driver was so uncomfortable to listen to, sounded like some dorky guy who called a phone sex line but's embarrased about it so just wants to have small talk with the poor lady about her day job and how her day's goin etc.