George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Morgus]

What is this daytime talk show fluff?  Is this the friggin Dr. Phil show? 

First half of c2c tonite ...

Clinical psychologist Dr. George Pratt specializes in helping people resolve emotional blocks and achieve success. He'll discuss the trend of young children using tablet technology and how it will change development in children.

Noory is interested in that stuff since on a recent show he told about seeing his little grandson playing with a tablet device....

[yumyumtree]

Well, tonight's show is supposed to be about phone calls from the dead. I wonder how many of Noorys callers come under that heading.

[aldousburbank]

so much bullshit that doesnt matter. noory has sucked for 1300 pages and a decade. reality check. the guys a fucking retard. noory, you reading this? you suck, and always will. you tried for a day. a day when we asked you to. i fold. i am throwing my cards in. you have ruined radio. a contract is nothing but a lazy fucking job. congrats on not having to do nothing. danheiser is dead within a year dying on pastry. lyons is a fucking nancy dubac looking for a paycheck. you are the star noory. shine you fucking turd. it will one day crash down. i will hear about it, and ill be jubilant you fucking fuck. fuck you george noory. fuck your lazy job no one gives a shit about. drone on in that hot air, because that is all you fucking spew you miserable car salesman fuck. you just got lucky....
until then, i will wait for art bell's return. i'm turning off my radio for awhile..

Fucking Coaster heh
Here, let me help.
George. He's trying to say you suck asstard. Get it? Didn't think so.

[UnscreenedCaller]

I'm interested in the first segment. I had an experience like that which I related on the supernatural experiences thread, so as not to rehash here. It was a singularly chilling experience and no one can still explain it.

[Noorynoid]

Noory is interested in that stuff since on a recent show he told about seeing his little grandson playing with a tablet device....

Was that just before the boy became totally paranoid schizophrenic and attempted to attack Noory with it?

[norrykilledc2c]

That piece of shit George Noory isn't worthy of a small market overnight show. How the hell did he get hired for c2c? That mustache must hide some talented lips.

Go sing your ghey ballads at a karaoke bar you douche bag. You have no business being on the radio.

[PB the Deplorable]

That piece of shit George Noory isn't worthy of a small market overnight show. How the hell did he get hired for c2c? That mustache must hide some talented lips.

Go sing your ghey ballads at a karaoke bar you douche bag. You have no business being on the radio.

Assuming he gets 8 hours of sleep - other than during the show, he spends 25% of his waking hours on the radio

[ItsOver]

Well, tonight's show is supposed to be about phone calls from the dead. I wonder how many of Noorys callers come under that heading.

Probably at least some living dead.

[valdez]

     Dr. George Pratt advises us to write down our resolutions.  Cal Cooper talked about those "phone calls from the dead" that some people have experienced.  Early in the show George placed his "as well" at the beginning of a sentence, as opposed to the end, thereby continuing his descent into incomprehensibility.

[HorrorReporter]

     Dr. George Pratt advises us to write down our resolutions.  Cal Cooper talked about those "phone calls from the dead" that some people have experienced.  Early in the show George placed his "as well" at the beginning of a sentence, as opposed to the end, thereby continuing his descent into incomprehensibility.

Your image of NOORES inspired me to create some images of famous people with his hair and stache.
My how faces change

[HorrorReporter]

And two more



Sorry.. bored.

[MV/Liberace!]

That piece of shit George Noory isn't worthy of a small market overnight show. How the hell did he get hired for c2c? That mustache must hide some talented lips.

Go sing your ghey ballads at a karaoke bar you douche bag. You have no business being on the radio.

i'm not clear on your opinion of the man.

[ItsOver]

Your image of NOORES inspired me to create some images of famous people with his hair and stache.
My how faces change

At least Hannah Montana looks better.

[zeebo]

Assuming he gets 8 hours of sleep - other than during the show, he spends 25% of his waking hours on the radio

I guess he's still not getting enough practice.

[nooryisawesome]

 
WENS ON CAN MISS RADIO WITH GNOORY



The presidential election in November 2012 will have delayed results, and may have to go to the courts as it did in 2000. 2012 is going to be a very inventive, creative year for those in the arts. April will be the most dangerous time in terms of loss of life. Israel will be in a dangerous situation starting May 14th for a six-week period. There'll be heavy flooding or extreme weather in February and November.

Jan. 31st - March 24th, 2007 | Joseph Jacobs | US economy will "hit a wall" | Didn't happen

End of February - April 1, 2007 | Joseph Jacobs | belligerent military activity by China | Didn't happen

September and October, 2007 | Joseph Jacobs | US economy will "hit a wall" | Didn't happen

Avian Flu. He sees heavy losses of people in 2007.
Didnt happen

2007 is a year of UFO contact possibilities. There will be some contact in Fall 2009, Klaatu Barada Nikto.

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[FallenSeraph]

These guests sound like they come from a roster of rejected Chicken Soup for the Soul writers.

LOL 

[Morgus]

Tonight, Noory is cutting the annual c2c caller New Year's predictions down to only one night this year.
That should mean he will collect the least total new predictions for a new year ever on c2c tonight.
In recent years, c2c did two nights of caller New Year's predictions and back in the 'good old days' in the 90s, Art Bell would take caller predictions for the entire week of shows between Christmas & New Years.
So Art used to collect nearly 200 caller predictions each year, down to a little over 100 in recent years.

Plus Noory most likely will have a first hour guest(s) reducing the time for caller predictions, compared to when Art Bell did the entire shows with caller predictions only and back in the 90s he had 5 hour shows!
Noory will be lucky to collect a total of 50 tonight I bet...

[nooryisawesome]

Tonight, Noory is cutting the annual c2c caller New Year's predictions down to only one night this year.
That should mean he will collect the least total new predictions for a new year ever on c2c tonight.
In recent years, c2c did two nights of caller New Year's predictions and back in the 'good old days' in the 90s, Art Bell would take caller predictions for the entire week of shows between Christmas & New Years.
So Art used to collect nearly 200 caller predictions each year, down to a little over 100 in recent years.

Plus Noory most likely will have a first hour guest(s) reducing the time for caller predictions, compared to when Art Bell did the entire shows with caller predictions only and back in the 90s he had 5 hour shows!
Noory will be lucky to collect a total of 50 tonight I bet...

There is no way george will get 50 predictions! not even close.
like maybe 25 .

Then again hougue could come on and he wont get any. 0 ZILCH

[FallenSeraph]

There is no way george will get 50 predictions! not even close.
like maybe 25 .

Then again hougue could come on and he wont get any. 0 ZILCH

I need Bateman to call in as Mary Anne and make a cat prediction.

NEED THIS.

[Juan]

Of course the modern Coast callers can't seem to get the idea of psychic predictions, so cutting down may be a good idea.

BTW, for the last time this year, George Noory sucks.

[zeebo]

I predict that due to the great influence of recent c2c shows there will be a feng shui boom and people won't curse anymore.

[FallenSeraph]

Looks like George will only be doing three hours of caller predictions tonight. The only good news is I kind of like Neil Slade. I'm participating in a brainwave study he's doing right now, actually â€" on manipulating brainwaves to enhance ESP and intuition. So far I'm just having trippy dreams about people yelling at me in grocery stores, though.

Annual Predictions Show
Tue 12-31
George Noory hosts the long-standing Coast to Coast AM tradition of reading listener predictions for the past year (2013) and recording predictions for the new year ahead (2014).

First Hour: Brain researcher Neil Slade reacts to a new study that suggests thicker brain sections are tied to spirituality.

[ItsOver]

Tonight, Noory is cutting the annual c2c caller New Year's predictions down to only one night this year.
That should mean he will collect the least total new predictions for a new year ever on c2c tonight.
In recent years, c2c did two nights of caller New Year's predictions and back in the 'good old days' in the 90s, Art Bell would take caller predictions for the entire week of shows between Christmas & New Years.
So Art used to collect nearly 200 caller predictions each year, down to a little over 100 in recent years.

Plus Noory most likely will have a first hour guest(s) reducing the time for caller predictions, compared to when Art Bell did the entire shows with caller predictions only and back in the 90s he had 5 hour shows!
Noory will be lucky to collect a total of 50 tonight I bet...

What?  No shpeshial "Secret Door New Year's Eve Show?"  I'm surprised Jorch hasn't completely Noorified the traditional prediction show into his very own creation of crap.  Will he be ringing-up Farnthorpe for a New Year's Eve telling of Springheel Jack?

I predict Noory will continue to suck in 2014. 

[Morgus]

As expected, Noory is trashing the c2c New Year's tradition even further.
After reducing the caller predictions to only one night he has reduced it even further by now scheduling a first hour guest as well.
First Hour: As we head into the new year, hypnotherapist Dr. Bruce Goldberg talks about the concept of future lives.

Now if Noory manages to record 25 new predictions he will be very lucky.

[Morgus]

Looks like George will only be doing three hours of caller predictions tonight. The only good news is I kind of like Neil Slade.

Noory lost Neil Slade already - he probably got an invite to a New Year's Eve party.
Now he got a different first hour guest scheduled:
First Hour: As we head into the new year, hypnotherapist Dr. Bruce Goldberg talks about the concept of future lives.

[Morgus]

What?  No shpeshial "Secret Door New Year's Eve Show?"  I'm surprised Jorch hasn't completely Noorified the traditional prediction show into his very own creation of crap.  Will he be ringing-up Farnthorpe for a New Year's Eve telling of Springheel Jack?

I predict Noory will continue to suck in 2014.

Noory already has his New Year's Day Noory special show that he started when he took over 10 years ago.
Now he has to trash the New Year's  Eve as well... 

[FallenSeraph]

Noory lost Neil Slade already - he probably got an invite to a New Year's Eve party.
Now he got a different first hour guest scheduled:
First Hour: As we head into the new year, hypnotherapist Dr. Bruce Goldberg talks about the concept of future lives.

WHAT THE HELL??? About 15 minutes ago, Neil sent an excited email to all his friends and colleagues about being on tonight's show.

I just sent Neil an email and asked him what happened. If it was something shady like "never mind, I got a better guest" I'm officially done trying to occasionally stick up for George. 

[ItsOver]

Noory already has his New Year's Day Noory special show that he started when he took over 10 years ago.
Now he has to trash the New Year's  Eve as well... 

WHAT THE HELL??? About 15 minutes ago, Neil sent an excited email to all his friends and colleagues about being on tonight's show.

I just sent Neil an email and asked him what happened. If it was something shady like "never mind, I got a better guest" I'm officially done trying to occasionally stick up for George. 

Jorch is such a swell guy.  :  Don't worry Seraphim.  SciFi will pop in shortly for Jorch. 

[VtaGeezer]

Noory already has his New Year's Day Noory special show that he started when he took over 10 years ago.
Now he has to trash the New Year's  Eve as well... 

Now that Art Bell has so thoroughly nuked any chance at a comeback, all inhibitions to wipe C2C clean of Bell's influence are removed.  I expect a lot of changes in 2014.

[FallenSeraph]

 

Jorch is such a swell guy.  :  Don't worry Seraphim.  SciFi will pop in shortly for Jorch. 

Here's all Neil Slade's reply email said:

"I hate when they do that to me."

WHAT THE HELL, GEORGE??!!!!!