George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Tommy TwoTons]

Snoory, the ultimate boor.  If I was forced to be seated next to him in a plane, I'd be looking for a parachute pack.

That's probably why DB Cooper jumped: he was stuck sitting next to Snoorge on a plane! The money was just compensation for his pain & suffering.

I didn't really care for the guest last night, but if she claims she can "feel" broken bones & heal someone with her hands 5 or 6 inches above their body then she needs to train every TSA manhandler to do the same.

[ItsOver]

I'm surprised "I'm always trying to make a buck" Noory hasn't attempted to open a "House of Suckage."  It would include a revival of the Oasis Bar, from the ill-fated Cafe Marrakesh, and showcase submerging artists.  The restaurant section could serve such delicacies as turkey whole wheat panini with  turmeric flavored butter dipping sauce,  Chicago all-beef hot dogs on a stick, and pizza roll Royale.  Jorch could make special appearances to perform his wretched Elvis impersonations, with Tommy doing a burlesque show at intermission.  In drag, of course.

[b_dubb]

Know what the call a pizza roll Royale with cheese in Paris?

Shitty American food

[ItsOver]

Do you know what that say about Jorch Noory in Paris?

"Jorch Noory suce!"

[Nebraska888]

Yes, hands down.....Knapp is my favorite host!  And, he has the "it" factor......yep, cool.......unlike Noory's nerdy persona.......


Examples?

Noory:  nerdy stories about when he was a kid that he repeats over and over and over...obsessed with himself

Knapp:  a bit of a mystery, rarely sharing much about himself......HUMBLE


Noory:  bumper music from squaresville

Knapp:  has an awesome understanding of music and its place in history.....plays good "stuff"!


Noory:  the vocabulary of a 10 year old

Knapp:  a complete and skillful grasp of Standard English in addition to an extensive and impressive vocabulary


Noory:  ADHD....no preparation.....no interview plan to let the story unfold.......pathetic and silly questions

Knapp:  is an adept host who leads an interview with exact, well-researched, and interesting questions .......and, a man who never loses sight of his well-planned path on which he intends to take his listeners


I know the rest of you could add hundreds of examples!     


P.S.  I double posted this.......hoping Noory reads it.


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[ItsOver]

Great assessment.  I hope Knapp has nothing serious and he bounces back rapidly.  Nothing against nerds but Noory is just a plain, boring jerk.

[Tommy TwoTons]

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Do you know what that say about Jorch Noory in Paris?
"Jorch Noory suce!"

I think he is referred to as a suce-pipe

I'm surprised "I'm always trying to make a buck" Noory hasn't attempted to open a "House of Suckage."  It would include a revival of the Oasis Bar, from the ill-fated Cafe Marrakesh, and showcase submerging artists.  The restaurant section could serve such delicacies as turkey whole wheat panini with  turmeric flavored butter dipping sauce,  Chicago all-beef hot dogs on a stick, and pizza roll Royale.  Jorch could make special appearances to perform his wretched Elvis impersonations, with Tommy doing a burlesque show at intermission.  In drag, of course.

Tammy got sidetracked while doing "prep" with Jorch, but the show must go on!

[Nebraska888]

OMG.......I am dying here!!!!!   

[zeebo]

Guys we're only 3 days away from the most anticipated show of the holiday season: 

Christmas Secret Door
Date:    12-25-13
Host:    George Noory

Join George Noory as he tries to figure out who's behind the Secret Door. Each half hour a different guest will do their best to stump George as he tries to guess their identity, and share holiday messages and stories.

(This is just begging for an Eye Pad post.)

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

Guys we're only 3 days away from the most anticipated show of the holiday season: 

Christmas Secret Door
Date:    12-25-13
Host:    George Noory

Join George Noory as he tries to figure out who's behind the Secret Door. Each half hour a different guest will do their best to stump George as he tries to guess their identity, and share holiday messages and stories.

(This is just begging for an Eye Pad post.)

I just don't understand.  How it all went so wrong. 

[Nebraska888]

Great assessment.  I hope Knapp has nothing serious and he bounces back rapidly.  Nothing against nerds but Noory is just a plain, boring jerk.

Agreed........I must admit, I have some "nerd" in my OWN personality!  Yep, Noory is just a boring jerk.

[Agent : Orange]

Guys we're only 3 days away from the most anticipated show of the holiday season: 

Christmas Secret Door
Date:    12-25-13
Host:    George Noory

Join George Noory as he tries to figure out who's behind the Secret Door. Each half hour a different guest will do their best to stump George as he tries to guess their identity, and share holiday messages and stories.

(This is just begging for an Eye Pad post.)

Oh God that sounds bad

[SomeVelvetMorning]

Guys we're only 3 days away from the most anticipated show of the holiday season: 

Christmas Secret Door
Date:    12-25-13
Host:    George Noory

Join George Noory as he tries to figure out who's behind the Secret Door. Each half hour a different guest will do their best to stump George as he tries to guess their identity, and share holiday messages and stories.

(This is just begging for an Eye Pad post.)

I would listen only if Georgey got a severe electric shock for each wrong guess.

[zeebo]

I would listen only if Georgey got a severe electric shock for each wrong guess.

"... Ok ummm .. the three gifts were gold, there was a Twilight Zone episode about that that's how I remember... um ... frankincense, har har that reminds me of that Abbott and Costello movie where they meet Frankenstein, those guys were really funny, they sure were ... and .. wait, what's the third one ... um I know this ...  it's on the top of my mouth, I mean tip of my finger, I mean back of my brain er mind, umm what was the question?  Was it about angels? or um did Anunahnkees have something to do with it ... oh dear oh no time's up ......aaaaaaaarrrrghghhhh"

[coaster]

Guys we're only 3 days away from the most anticipated show of the holiday season: 

Christmas Secret Door
Date:    12-25-13
Host:    George Noory

Join George Noory as he tries to figure out who's behind the Secret Door. Each half hour a different guest will do their best to stump George as he tries to guess their identity, and share holiday messages and stories.

(This is just begging for an Eye Pad post.)

That does sound fucking horrible. The only one who could possibly be entertained by that idea is Noory. What a self-absorbed twat.

[Agent : Orange]

I would listen only if Georgey got a severe electric shock for each wrong guess.

"We're paying you, aren't we?"

http://youtu.be/fn7-JZq0Yxs

[cweb]

I know........it makes me sick to my stomach.   Michael Cremo's interview was OK......because Michael TOOK OVER!  When the guest is smart and interesting.......and allowed to "lead" the discussion, then I can listen.  Noory actually followed up to finish a discussion after the commercial break.  OMG......I was shocked!

"From the shitty of Angles, across the desert, around the pizza roll, straight through some toomeric and into your ear-holes-- it's Coast to Coast AM! Now here's your guest, George Noory!"

Guys we're only 3 days away from the most anticipated show of the holiday season: 

Christmas Secret Door
Date:    12-25-13
Host:    George Noory

Join George Noory as he tries to figure out who's behind the Secret Door. Each half hour a different guest will do their best to stump George as he tries to guess their identity, and share holiday messages and stories.

(This is just begging for an Eye Pad post.)

"Join Dave Noory as he tries to figure out who's behind the Secret Door. Each half hour a different guest will do their best to stump Dave as he tries to guess if he was actually awake during their interview, or just mumbling from his notes in a semi-lucid state."

[ItsOver]

...Each half hour a different guest will do their best to stump George as he tries to guess their identity, and share holiday messages and stories....

Do their best to stump George?  What a challenge.    Yes, it's that time-honored Christmas Secret Door tradition.  Who doesn't think Christmas and just immediately think Secret Door.  Santa Claus, Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer, and Christmas Secret Door.

Jorch, you are a dork.

[No Name Storm]

Have been training myself to keep the radio off. Last night....Success! I hope I will be able to just read or piddle around with the iPad in my sleepless hours because I will not support or listen to George Noory one single day more.

And tonight? Why sneaky, cheating, corrupt politicians and news celebrities go to vegan diets??? OMG. This is what C2C has become? Disgusting and obscene and I am totally convinced George Noory is truly an evil, heartless man. Once I awoke to that conclusion, it became easy to hear it in his fake voice and the way he treats callers and guests. Not a nice man. He will not have my ear to sell his crap.

Folks, C2C, as we know it, is dead. And it's been dead since shortly after Snoory took over. Look at what we got. Snoory and the right wing wacko politico Frankenstein, Un-Wells. That should say it all. Very loudly, I might add.

Find something else to do on your sleepless nights. Read. Listen to music. CDs. Stream another show. Anything but listen to and support C2C. The more people who shut it out might shut it down.

[ItsOver]

...Find something else to do on your sleepless nights. Read. Listen to music. CDs. Stream another show. Anything but listen to and support C2C. The more people who shut it out might shut it down.

That's what I keep hoping.  Jorch can crow all he wants about his supposed "lifetime" contract but it won't mean diddly if PremRat finally wakes-up, notices a drop in ratings and ads revenue, and cancels the C2C crapfest.

I'm surprised C2C in it's current state has lasted for this long.  I shouldn't be.  All I have to do is turn on the TV and flip through hundreds of channels of junk programming.  Why expect to see anything different on the radio?  Whatever it takes to make a few bucks.  Who cares about quality programs.  Bah, humbug. 

[Sambo]

PEOPELE ARE ACTING STRANGE!!!! ZOMBIE PEOPLE!!!

[Sambo]

Damn I wanted to hear the end of the story about the black eyed masturbator and the great dane

[Falkie2013]

I'm disappointed with this week's schedule.  The only thing that is reliable is that Noory destroys everything he touches.

I'm always amazed Noory even has a schedule.

As to the Chinese building bases on the moon, WE as a country are always naive because we think other countries think & act as we do.
The Chinese think in centuries.
We think of years at best.
We also were naive to assume that everyone would not seek to militarize the moon because countries signed a treaty or a UN document that says they will not.
It wouldn't be too late to go up there and start on one of our own but the current occupant of the White House doesn't give a rat's ass about manned space.
If he did, we'd still have shuttles to use while gearing up to the next level of manned transport.
When the rocks start raining down from the moon ( you don't need missles just aimed objects ), our citizens will pay the price for decades of shortsightedness.
As we always do when we underestimate our enemies and our potential enemies.

[FightTheFuture]

I know it is asking a lot, but I hope George does not screw up his interview with Dr McDougall tonight. this is a great visionary who has had a tremendously beneficial effect upon my life. In fact he changed my life.

[Ben Shockley]

I know it is asking a lot, but I hope George does not screw up his interview with Dr McDougall tonight. this is a great visionary who has had a tremendously beneficial effect upon my life. In fact he changed my life.

Then in all sympathy and seriousness: I recommend you just don't listen.  You KNOW Noory will screw it up; all the more so for someone like you who has high expectations.  Don't torture yourself.

[EBE123]

Am I the only one getting sick of these medical quacks every week?

[FightTheFuture]

Am I the only one getting sick of these medical quacks every week?

I don't listen very often these days. However, when I heard Dr. McDougall was on, I was all in. McDougall  is an absolute Godsend.  He has restored  good health and happiness in countless   people, me included.

sNoory tried to muck up the interview, but Doc McDougall just powered on through.

[EBE123]

I don't listen very often these days. However, when I heard Dr. McDougall was on, I was all in. McDougall  is an absolute Godsend.  He has restored  good health and happiness in countless   people, me included.

sNoory tried to muck up the interview, but Doc McDougall just powered on through.

He seems to be overly anti-meat. I have no problems with veganism, but meat isn't poison. Humans are omnivores. lol

[Falkie2013]

That's what I keep hoping.  Jorch can crow all he wants about his supposed "lifetime" contract but it won't mean diddly if PremRat finally wakes-up, notices a drop in ratings and ads revenue, and cancels the C2C crapfest.

I'm surprised C2C in it's current state has lasted for this long.  I shouldn't be.  All I have to do is turn on the TV and flip through hundreds of channels of junk programming.  Why expect to see anything different on the radio?  Whatever it takes to make a few bucks.  Who cares about quality programs.  Bah, humbug. 

Noory is the reason I go to old tv sites and watch stuff like Jack Benny, George Burns and the like. At least I laugh at some of the stuff, whereas Noory makes me feel like either crying over what he's done to the show or screaming if my voice worked right.

[zeebo]

He seems to be overly anti-meat. I have no problems with veganism, but meat isn't poison. Humans are omnivores. lol

He also sounded very pro-carbs, which was interesting considering all the anti-carb programs out there.  However, I just ate a whole bag of potato chips and don't yet feel any health benefit.