George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Morgus]

The last secret door guest tonight is revealed - it was Lionel Fanthorpe again.

[ZHero]

Damn....that's it, I'm going to sleep.  Merry friggin X-lax 

[valdez]

I hate Howard Bloom.

Another "Secret Door Special" show...

...homoerotic "Big Jim" story.

Bad Bob Crane. Bad

     Mary Ann Winkowski (I like her), the honorable Captain Kelly Sweeney, Whitley Streiber (ugh),  William Henry,  Dannion Brinkley, and  Lione (speed dial) Fanthorpe took part in the cheesy gimmick that is the "secret door."  And instead of chillin' out with these folks, he goes into standard stiff lifeless interview mode, but he doesn't have his index cards, so you wind up with a lot of "what was the most fascinating, absolutely, there’s no doubt about that, of course, as well, have you been doing this since you were a little baby?" crap.  Howard Bloom is cool, and did George say that Bob Crane, the radio maker, was instrumental in George being picked to host coast?  What was that all about?  I think sometimes George says more that he wants to.  I had never heard that Cheap Trick Christmas retooling of their "I Want You to Want Me" song.  Interesting.

[ItsOver]

The last secret door guest tonight is revealed - it was Lionel Fanthorpe again.

Hahaha, geesh, of course.  Hoagie must have been too busy looking for Santa on Mars.

[BobGrau]

     Mary Ann Winkowski (I like her), the honorable Captain Kelly Sweeney, Whitley Streiber (ugh),  William Henry,  Dannion Brinkley, and  Lione (speed dial) Fanthorpe took part in the cheesy gimmick that is the "secret door."  And instead of chillin' out with these folks, he goes into standard stiff lifeless interview mode, but he doesn't have his index cards, so you wind up with a lot of "what was the most fascinating, absolutely, there’s no doubt about that, of course, as well, have you been doing this since you were a little baby?" crap.  Howard Bloom is cool, and did George say that Bob Crane, the radio maker, was instrumental in George being picked to host coast?  What was that all about?  I think sometimes George says more that he wants to.  I had never heard that Cheap Trick Christmas retooling of their "I Want You to Want Me" song.  Interesting.

Merry day-after-xmas, Valdez! Thanks for all the laffs.

[cweb]

It would be great if Art Bell or the Grim Reaper was behind one of those secret doors.

Even awesomer if Art said "blow me, George" and hung up.

[BobGrau]

Even awesomer if Art said "blow me, George" and hung up.

"Sorry george... I was trying to reach the Gabcast"

[expat]

It's "wishful thinking" George. Wishful. Not "willful." Jeez.

[No Name Storm]

     Mary Ann Winkowski (I like her), the honorable Captain Kelly Sweeney, Whitley Streiber (ugh),  William Henry,  Dannion Brinkley, and  Lione (speed dial) Fanthorpe took part in the cheesy gimmick that is the "secret door."  And instead of chillin' out with these folks, he goes into standard stiff lifeless interview mode, but he doesn't have his index cards, so you wind up with a lot of "what was the most fascinating, absolutely, there’s no doubt about that, of course, as well, have you been doing this since you were a little baby?" crap.  Howard Bloom is cool, and did George say that Bob Crane, the radio maker, was instrumental in George being picked to host coast?  What was that all about?  I think sometimes George says more that he wants to.  I had never heard that Cheap Trick Christmas retooling of their "I Want You to Want Me" song.  Interesting.

Snoron just had diarrhea of the mouth and confirmed that Corporate Greed and Corporations indeed run everything in this country. Snoron is a bought and sold piece of....

[BobGrau]

It's "wishful thinking" George. Wishful. Not "willful." Jeez.

It's unfortunate really, in the hands of a thinker that could've been really profound.
Says it all about coast to coast.

[maureen]

wishing all the best to all you willful thinkers!!! ... and thanks for all the laughs!!

[Juan]

Snoron just had diarrhea of the mouth and confirmed that Corporate Greed and Corporations indeed run everything in this country. Snoron is a bought and sold piece of....

I think sNoory's position is quite understandable, as he is a Cheap Channel slave.

[Sambo]

You think Noory admires John Tesh? Not that Tesh is a bad person, but that he spews to his audience a bland brand of pragmatic pop fluff, with trace hints of fear and doubt

[HorrorReporter]

     I had never heard that Cheap Trick Christmas retooling of their "I Want You to Want Me" song.  Interesting.

So the highlight of the secret door is this?


Cheap Trick - I Want You For Christmas

I agree..

[George Drooly]

Oh boy, tonight's (Thu) guest is an "Expert in feng shui and other empowering modalities..." and looks like she lives in a mobile home full of dusty beanie babies and empty cigarette cartons (she probably has the voice to match; nothing is sexier than that wheezy, masculine rasp bellowing from the shell of a 350-lb peroxide blonde, mmmmm!).

And what the hell is "feng shui" -- Latin for "My dick is in your ear"? What nonsense. Perfect subject for Noory, maybe he can figure out where to place his microwave so it stops attacking him in his sleep, and what color toilet lid cover to best disguise the turmeric-hued urine stains.

[Morgus]

Oh boy, tonight's (Thu) guest is an "Expert in feng shui and other empowering modalities..." and looks like she lives in a mobile home full of dusty beanie babies and empty cigarette cartons (she probably has the voice to match; nothing is sexier than that wheezy, masculine rasp bellowing from the shell of a 350-lb peroxide blonde, mmmmm!).

And what the hell is "feng shui" -- Latin for "My dick is in your ear"? What nonsense. Perfect subject for Noory, maybe he can figure out where to place his microwave so it stops attacking him in his sleep, and what color toilet lid cover to best disguise the turmeric-hued urine stains.

What the heck is this junk for the day after Christmas?
Noory should have started his holiday vacation week off a day early...

[Sambo]

When was the last time David Blume was on? I wouldn't mind knowing what he's up to and latest advancements in home ethanol power production.

[nooryisawesome]

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Ellen Whitehurst is a Lifestylist and Ultimate Health and Wellness expert as well as the author of the bestselling MAKE THIS YOUR LUCKY DAY (Random House, 2008.) Ellen is recognized as the country’s premier expert in Feng Shui and other empowering modalities.

Feng Shui Tip #6
Just pick and place a pair of pink anything here (roses, candles, lovebirds) and get ready to realize right and perfect relationships

Feng Shui Tip #4
Place four purple, flowering plants into the Feng Shui Wealth sector to stimulate the energies of abundance

Feng Shui Tip #7
Place seven metal coins of any denomination into this Feng Shui Children and Creativity gua to activate these energies.

She is also a guest speaker for larger venues, per request, fee and schedule. Fees and schedules can be discussed by calling The Empowered Lifestyle offices at 757-412-2600 or email info@ellenwhitehurst.com.

From : http://www.ellenwhitehurst.com/index.php/ellen/consultation-services.html

[Sambo]

LO-fucking-L!

[onan]

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Ellen Whitehurst

Ellen Whitehurst is a Lifestylist and Ultimate Health and Wellness expert as well as the author of the bestselling MAKE THIS YOUR LUCKY DAY (Random House, 2008.) Ellen is recognized as the country’s premier expert in Feng Shui and other empowering modalities.

Feng Shui Tip #6
Just pick and place a pair of pink anything here (roses, candles, lovebirds) and get ready to realize right and perfect relationships

Feng Shui Tip #4
Place four purple, flowering plants into the Feng Shui Wealth sector to stimulate the energies of abundance

Feng Shui Tip #7
Place seven metal coins of any denomination into this Feng Shui Children and Creativity gua to activate these energies.

She is also a guest speaker for larger venues, per request, fee and schedule. Fees and schedules can be discussed by calling The Empowered Lifestyle offices at 757-412-2600 or email info@ellenwhitehurst.com.

From : http://www.ellenwhitehurst.com/index.php/ellen/consultation-services.html

My sister in law believes this shit. *cries*

[Chine]

Feng Shui children? Like time out and sent to the corner?

[cweb]

And what the hell is "feng shui" -- Latin for "My dick is in your ear"?

"Feng" is the sound you make as your intestines seize up after a particularly spicy dinner. "Shui" is the sound you make as your body releases these awful inhabitants some hours later, after digestion.

[BobGrau]

"Feng" is the sound you make as your intestines seize up after a particularly spicy dinner. "Shui" is the sound you make as your body releases these awful inhabitants some hours later, after digestion.

'Strue, it's all about ebb and flow.

[Juan]

I hope Ft. Rock made it out of Red China.  The Chicoms hate this stuff.

[UnscreenedCaller]

     Mary Ann Winkowski (I like her), the honorable Captain Kelly Sweeney, Whitley Streiber (ugh),  William Henry,  Dannion Brinkley, and  Lione (speed dial) Fanthorpe took part in the cheesy gimmick that is the "secret door."

Mary Ann Winkowski should have a couple of words with ol' George for mistaking her voice for Evelyn Paglini's. She'd have to simultaneously huff bathroom cleaner and smoke 20,000 cigarettes in a week to get that deep rasp.

I was not at all surprised that Lionel Fanthorpe was behind a door. If he brought up Springheel Jack for the 40,000,000th time, I'll never know because I went right to sleep.

[tertiaryimam]

My sister in law believes this shit. *cries*

I'm sure she's easy to shop for, though, at chirsmastime.

[Morgus]

I was not at all surprised that Lionel Fanthorpe was behind a door. If he brought up Springheel Jack for the 40,000,000th time, I'll never know because I went right to sleep.

nah Lionel didn't get the chance - Noory cut him early so he could play the tired old pre-recorded bit he plays every year 

[zeebo]

... Ellen is recognized as the country’s premier expert in Feng Shui and other empowering modalities...

Finally, something about "empowering modalities".  I'm gonna empower my modalities like a friggin madman in 2014.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I was not at all surprised that Lionel Fanthorpe was behind a door. If he brought up Springheel Jack for the 40,000,000th time, I'll never know because I went right to sleep.

No Springheel Jack. Lionel told a nice story about the fourth magi. Next, George filled the rest of the time by asking Lionel what they ate for Christmas dinner in England. I kid you not.

[ItsOver]

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Ellen Whitehurst

Ellen Whitehurst is a Lifestylist and Ultimate Health and Wellness expert as well as the author of the bestselling MAKE THIS YOUR LUCKY DAY (Random House, 2008.) Ellen is recognized as the country’s premier expert in Feng Shui and other empowering modalities...

"Other empowering modalities?" Like immune modulation?  Oh, the crapfest horror C2C has become.