George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[General Johnson Jameson]

I'll be polite and just ignore him unless he pisses me off again.
I pledge to also not ask Jeorge to have pornstars on as guests, etc.
Promise

[eddie dean]

This IS awesome... George I hope you can remain civil.  This goes for the gabbers too.  I think a lot of progress can be made here now that there is a back and forth with us and the man who the thread is devoted to.  I've been almost glued to the forums again.

hey ziznak!
I too have found my "fourm crack fix" on bellgab again.

[Maxwell]

Thanks Maxwell.  Sorry, I had no right to ask you to keep doing this but it's appreciated.

My attitude toward George and his nightly crapfest now that Art's coming back:


MEH!

[Paranormal whore]

I don't think all self important douche bags know they are.  If you were developing say a benign, slow growing tumor, that made you behave like one, you might be able to tell people you wished them well and sincerely cared while shitting on their living room rug.  The question is, is it politically correct to say douche bag at that point?

[ziznak]

Coaster I love your pizza roll video.....the 20 minute mark, sounds like a ghost to me or someone in a far off studio hitting a mike!
Sort of like the screams from hell ?

you really genuinely liked that?... isnt there a penis in there at some point?  on air you dont really like to do "dirty" subject matter or "potty" talk... I'm trying to translate here so as not to offend.  But, really George do you find our humor "mean" or can you really laugh at yourself?

[Catsmile]

Jorch just acknowledged that this site has "kept him honest" the past few days.  Kudos Gabbers!

Jorch says lot's of things he doesn't mean.
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[UnscreenedCaller]

I tried reading some of Meier's 'communications' once.  It was amazing how the aliens thought just like him and kept congratulating him on his knowledge.  One thing that struck me was that he asked the aliens if he was experiencing trouble in his arm because of radio waves from an armband radio he liked to wear.  They confirmed this and were very complimentary of his wisdom.  The only problem is.. AM/FM radios neither generate nor attract radio waves.

Billy Meier: a man, never troubled by the facts. It's them aliens again.  :

[Partiefiuchter]

I vote for the bottom pic, if that is the one where the Russian reporter is attacked out of the blue by the bear.

Uhm, that's a dog, man.

[ziznak]

Uhm, that's a dog, man.

thankyou sir for this Bear attack gif... right click saved.

[Roy Hinkley]

. I do about 10 speaking engagements a year around the country to anyways from 500-1500 people per event and they ALL want variety.

Polling people who pay to see you is hardly an objective take on what "millions" of listeners want.  And an average of 1,000 biased listeners is nowhere near a large enough population for a scientific poll.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Uhm, that's a dog, man.

I'm not sure I wanted to see that...

[ziznak]

oh shit george is on and im here posting on the site responding to his every word.... oooooooooooh georgeeeeey!!!!!!

[someguy]

I'm not sure I wanted to see that...

Check out that wicked karate chop man

[Paranormal whore]

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Just too funny.

[General Johnson Jameson]

thankyou sir for this Bear attack gif... right click saved.

Is that mfer trying to kung-fu a fucking bear! GTFO Chunk Morris
That ranks amongst some of the most ridiculous shit I've seen in my life.

[eddie dean]

Uhm, that's a dog, man.

LOL.
so can I change my vote then?

[MV/Liberace!]

Yup he did and it was rude!  I think he's more of a simpleton than I thought previously.  I am so glad to have signed on and had him type part of my name anyway. Did he spell the first part correctly?

I can't believe you typed that first bit with a straight face.

[Partiefiuchter]

Did.... Did anyone else just hear the California Psychics.com ad?


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[Catsmile]

Thank you for the .MP3 sir, Maxwell.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George says he'll be at his Hawaiian studio 'very soon.'

[Maxwell]

George says he'll be at his Hawaiian studio 'very soon.'

About the time when his "foundation" cuts its first check.

[ziznak]

hey ziznak!
I too have found my "fourm crack fix" on bellgab again.

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN EDDIE DEAN.... word of the day damnit... bring it back!!!

[lonevoice]

The new poster Nighthawk made me remember that there was a forum called NightHawk Zone that was like Noory's ministry of information. Super zealots posted there.

What happened to that forum???

Bellgab certainly is going strong.

Nighthawk Zone was started by a guy who used the screen name "Bad Boy".  He started as a regular on the original Fantastic Forum.   Seemed like a nice enough guy, though rather simple.  When Dave Noorie started filling in more for Art, Bad Boy was all excited because he remembered Dave from St. Louis and the Nighthawk show.   When Dave first showed up on Fantastic Forum,  Bad Boy, like a good fan boi,  started posting a few nice things to him about that.  Dave started giving Bad Boy shout outs on the air and that's all she wrote.  Bad Boy was in looooove.   He got a little upset that most other people on FF didn't, um, appreciate Dave.  In fact, they thought Dave sucked.   Bad Boy threw a few temper tantrums about that on the forum, and was banned.   That's when he started Nighthawk Zone, where everybody had to be nice to Dave and Dave gave them shout outs every night.   

I don't know if Dave paid Bad Boy, like he did Spike...probably didn't need to.  Bad Boy was, like I said, a simple guy...the type who gets all giddy, rolls over on his back and pees on himself like an excitable puppy,  when a radio host says his screen name on the air. 

Here's a little something for our friend with the many socks...

[MV/Liberace!]

I think george noory is the product of an alien ass fucking his mother.

Yawn. We get it. You don't like George. Next?

[Paranormal whore]

I can't believe you typed that first bit with a straight face.

I wet myself.

[Roy Hinkley]

My questions were basically about whether he had integrity as a truth seeker, or if it was all just fluff he didn't much care about.  I'm glad he responded but I don't feel I know any more than I did before.

He says all the time its about getting to the truth.  Well, I think we are getting at the truth here.  All that drives Dave are numbers and dollars.  The quality of the show, and integrity, are waaaay down on the list.

[ziznak]

per request... I'm blowing my fav avy up... and I must give credit where credit is due... I believe Sardondi get credit for the concept.... he was the creative mind that guided my photoslopping mouse for this great work of Art.... that seems very appropriate at this time... in fact i think the convo that gave it birth had a lot to do with a "what would it be like if Art actually came back to coast" ... or something like that... and here's another "..." just cause the grammer guys love me for it.

[eddie dean]

I can't believe you typed that first bit with a straight face.

that sounds like a confirmation to me.

[Partiefiuchter]

per request... I'm blowing my fav avy up... and I must give credit where credit is due... I believe Sardondi get credit for the concept.... he was the creative mind that guided my photoslopping mouse for this great work of Art.... that seems very appropriate at this time... in fact i think the convo that gave it birth had a lot to do with a "what would it be like if Art actually came back to coast" ... or something like that... and here's another "..." just cause the grammer guys love me for it.

Is that Jambi Wells in there? Because it looks like Muammar Gaddafi.

[Roy Hinkley]

With all due respect, it is more of "We do vast conspiracies, alternative health and so much more shows and also, sometimes do paranormal and supernatural shows." Sadly, Coast has gone from that show I started listening to in fifth grade that would air after Phil Hendrie's show, that kept me awake all night thinking, to a four hour long infomercial for something I honestly don't care about. September 16th can't get here soon enough, I miss those days...

Yeah, and since the show has changed so much under Dave, why don't they just admit it and change the name to "Late Night with Dave Noorie" or something.  Don't even pretend it's C2C anymore.  If he is so popular and the ratings are so good, the show will survive a name change.  Just repackage it and re-name it to fit what Dave has done to the show, and what he likes - aging rock stars and actors, new age crap, and alternative medicine.  Oh, and that emerging artist crap since he wants to be Simon freaking Cowell too.