George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[MV/Liberace!]

And thanks, Onan.

[Paranormal whore]

Wasn't sure I believed it was you George but then after seeing your ability to morph a blog at the speed of light I thunk, I said I think, I'm changing my mind.

[Paranormal whore]

I'd like to know if George is here in real time or while he's having out of bod experiences cause it sure is strange.  I appreciate  the confidement about the speech imped so I'm not gonna go there.

[nooryisawesome]

Noory will admit nothing he specifically needs to improve on.

Lame!!1
oh and Noory sucks

[Paranormal whore]

I bet he's out to dinner right now, 5:00 earlybird and all, beaming about turning this place into romper room tho.  He's got people bouncing off the walls and wetting their pants, which is the biggest reaction he's ever had any where.  For some reason I imagine his live audience like when he speaks as zombies.  Clapping in super, I mean super super slowwww motion.

[Paranormal whore]

Like their drugged. Roofies for everyone Tommy. I need their attention.  I just don't get any at home and I lost my dog.

[Paranormal whore]

And oh yeah.  I almost forgot why I'm here.  George Noory Sucks!

[nooryisawesome]

its be nice to hear jorch mention one thing he can improve on.

[gandalf50]

It took Snoorie a few years to destroy Coast and only a few days to destroy this thread. As Christopher tweeted to me. You want to destroy something release the Noorie.

[SaucyRossy]

The reports of this thread and forums demise are greatly exaggerated.

Relax people and carry on with the suckage.

I still want George to answer my boob question.

[Paranormal whore]

And as my Yankee man always says in an exaggerated southern drawl when I'm tuned into coast and bitchin' "You can't fix stupid, stupid sugar."  And I always end up telling him I'm gonna visit him in his dreams as Lorraine Babbitt because of the mood George puts me in.

[bmcintyre]

Tommy may be pushing a pretty big load this time.

That could cause some bleeding.

[Paranormal whore]

Won't matter to me if be pops in till the 16th.  He can't change and he shouldn't.  I mean he's grown the show and has thick skin so how the fuck does coming here even matter?  Geeeeez George, get a life!

[Paranormal whore]

George needs a good stalking since the good talking to him for over 1000 pages failed.  Then youd know what he's really up too. And it ain't gonna be good.

[bmcintyre]

George needs a good stalking since the good talking to him for over 1000 pages failed.  Then youd know what he's really up too. And it ain't gonna be good.

Sounds a bit contrived. 

Art will be back in September.

[Catsmile]

*ahem* I'm simply marking the point at which I think Lilly is back at it. Yet again. It's crazy-making. And Lilly begat Pam, who begat Artsy, who begat WickedGame, who begat Dex, who begat Art Lover, who begat Canned Heat, who begat IartC2C, who begat ARTiculate, who begat Black Hole AND Clonazepam, who begat Catsmile.

J'accuse!

Thanks for the slanderous comments Mr. Federal Prosecutor.
Of all people I would think you would know better than to make such statements, without any facts.
But little things like facts never stopped a prosecutor anyway.
Sometimes what you think and what you know are two different things, Mr. Prosecutor.
How you act to new members is why I hesitated to become a member here.
I've lurked here before the pinksock anagrammy fiasco, back when some folk actually thought FortRock really had inside info on Art Bell.
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[Paranormal whore]

Yes, I do find George contrived. He's self righteous and I'm thinking a bit sneaky and probably up to no good.

[Paranormal whore]

I can not and will not put up with George's shit.  And I will be flushing in the immediate future.

[Usagi]

I've lurked here before the pinksock anagrammy fiasco, back when some folk actually thought FortRock really had inside info on Art Bell.
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I don't think the Prosecutor knows what he's talking about here.  Maybe he's tired and needs to take a nap. That, or, it was a less than successful humour attempt on his part.  Not out of the realm of possibility!

That being said... it's clear the begattin' ain't done.  *heavy sigh*

[Paranormal whore]

Wonder why George uses the puky "split show" remark.  It seems like every time I tune in I hear this term.  I just don't remember Art ever saying that.  I find them annoying as hell if the guest being split on was interesting. It suckkks like George!

[Catsmile]

It took Snoorie a few years to destroy Coast and only a few days to destroy this thread. As Christopher tweeted to me. You want to destroy something release the Noorie.

Yes, it would seem Noorie has the Midas touch of destruction, stories hes told himself on C2C.
Seems quite a bit hes been involved with has went south.
A few of which ended up with him in court of law.

[nooryisawesome]

Dave needs another call in from a gabber i think.

[Morgus]

Wonder why George uses the puky "split show" remark.  It seems like every time I tune in I hear this term.  I just don't remember Art ever saying that.  I find them annoying as hell if the guest being split on was interesting. It suckkks like George!

Noory started the "split show" term a few years back when he started having two 2-hour guests instead of one 1-hour guest and a 3-hour guest.
Its probably easier for him to not have to come up with 3 hours worth of questions for a guest, with only 2 hours he can do one hour with Q&A plus another hour with caller questions.
In contrast, Art in the 90's could handle a full 4 hours with a guest easily plus an extra hour at the end with open lines.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Dave needs another call in from a gabber i think.

Art pretty much gave us a ceasefire order on that topic.

[BobGrau]

Noory started the "split show" term a few years back when he started having two 2-hour guests instead of one 1-hour guest and a 3-hour guest.
Its probably easier for him to not have to come up with 3 hours worth of questions for a guest, with only 2 hours he can do one hour with Q&A plus another hour with caller questions.
In contrast, Art in the 90's could handle a full 4 hours with a guest easily plus an extra hour at the end with open lines.

Don't forget that 'floating format' nonsense. More like 'floundering gimmick'.

[Catsmile]

I don't think the Prosecutor knows what he's talking about here.  Maybe he's tired and needs to take a nap. That, or, it was a less than successful humour attempt on his part.  Not out of the realm of possibility!

That being said... it's clear the begattin' ain't done.  *heavy sigh*

Yeah that could be a possibility.
Just like it could be possible that demon monkeys could fly outta my ass and find ol' Dave and carry him into a porthole... er portal, hurmumphum.

[Roy Hinkley]

Art pretty much gave us a ceasefire order on that topic.

I missed this.  Where did the request from Art come from?

[ItsOver]

Noory started the "split show" term a few years back when he started having two 2-hour guests instead of one 1-hour guest and a 3-hour guest.
Its probably easier for him to not have to come up with 3 hours worth of questions for a guest, with only 2 hours he can do one hour with Q&A plus another hour with caller questions.
In contrast, Art in the 90's could handle a full 4 hours with a guest easily plus an extra hour at the end with open lines.

As Jorch stated, "I'm not Art."  Yeah, Jorch, duly noted.  He's not Punnett or Knapp, either.  My new pet name for Jorch "I'm not Art."

[General Johnson Jameson]

Noory started the

What's your take on this recent Norrie invasion Morgus?

[Paranormal whore]

Tks for that Morgus.  I am so damn glad Ian is gone and I say, one down two to go.  The other one is the split show dumbass.  I can handle JB a tiny bit but not for long.  He actually starts annoying me so badly some nights I "smack" my iPhone off, cussing up a storm.

I do like GK.  I just wish I'd never looked up his pic.