George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Ben Shockley]

I believe he is an asshole that ruined a good late night radio program.

No "belief" required.  It's an established empirical fact.

[Sardondi]

...I'm listening to Knapp and thanking the whatever that we have at least one host who isn't a promiscuous propagator of egotistical, uneducated and outright dangerous opinions.

Oooh, "egotistical", "uneducated" and "dangerous" opinions! We can't be having any of those, now can we?

[JDFP]

For everyone dissing George Noory all I have is two words for you:

Barbara Simpson

It's just proof that instead of Noory we could have a far, far worse host we could all really get behind in despising. In many ways, we're blessed to have George even when he makes some asinine comments or statements on the program (and God I hate when he makes some dumb-ass comment to a caller pouring out an emotional story with: "Oh, well I hope you're doing okay now!" or some such tripe).

Out of all the hosts, I personally prefer Ian. I like George though even if he irks me sometimes - I liked Art too, but I personally got a little tired of listening to some of Art's stories about life that went on for twenty minutes talking about Ramona (before her passing, R.I.P.) or his damned cats and how intelligent they were before realizing: "Oh, we have a great show tonight now that it's halfway over...". C2C with Art basically got to a point where it was an open forum for Art Bell to express his thoughts on life instead of actually discussing different things with callers and/or guests. And while Art had some interesting things to say, I don't think you should let all your personal stuff out all the time. So, I'm going to be a naysayer here and say I prefer George to Art in the last decade or so just so I can start off my stay here at Coastgab warmly by other members.

Anyway, it's my first post, I am glad I found this place as I'm a huge fan of C2CAM.

[WOTR]

Anyway, it's my first post, I am glad I found this place as I'm a huge fan of C2CAM.

I have to say that is an interesting first post.  You are not alone in not loving Art (there are a few others like you kicking around here.)  Having said that, I think you are the only one who would prefer a night of Noory to a night with Art. 


Out of curiosity, what brings you to CG if not an overriding hatred for all things Noory?  As stated earlier, loving Art is not a requirement for membership, but I am pretty certain that a minimum of a strong dislike for Noory is stated somewhere in the TOS...


All joking aside, welcome.  It will be nice to have somebody to defend the indefensible around here.

[WOTR]

noory is an expert on NOTHING...

Oh, come now.  If you try hard enough you will realize that Noory is a master at mangling the English language, making up stories that don't quite ring true and there is nobody with more experience at destroying a late night radio show than George.  Heck, he could write a book on how to maintain gainful employment while being a lazy, useless ass and speak with some authority (though those very qualities mean that he would need to use another ghost writer.)  I think you sell him short with your attack on the man.  It is time to give credit where it is due and start to build up George while recognizing his qualities...

[Eddie Coyle]

 
         Usually, a defense of Noory would send me into apoplexy...but the post was rational, and anybody with an avatar with someone from Scanners gets a pass in my book...I would have preferred a picture of Jennifer O 'Neill to Michael Ironside, but that's just me, "call me crazy,call me a pervert"-like Phillip Baker Hall said in Boogie Nights. Welcome aboard.

[Agent : Orange]

Bill Birnes?...Is that the asshole who looks like he's got an alien probe up his ass? Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

lol, UFO Hunters.

Bill Birnes is utterly useless. Also one of the other dudes looks like a homeless Abraham Lincoln.

[PortlandDangler]

For everyone dissing George Noory all I have is two words for you:

Barbara Simpson

It's just proof that instead of Noory we could have a far, far worse host we could all really get behind in despising. In many ways, we're blessed to have George even when he makes some asinine comments or statements on the program (and God I hate when he makes some dumb-ass comment to a caller pouring out an emotional story with: "Oh, well I hope you're doing okay now!" or some such tripe).

Out of all the hosts, I personally prefer Ian. I like George though even if he irks me sometimes - I liked Art too, but I personally got a little tired of listening to some of Art's stories about life that went on for twenty minutes talking about Ramona (before her passing, R.I.P.) or his damned cats and how intelligent they were before realizing: "Oh, we have a great show tonight now that it's halfway over...". C2C with Art basically got to a point where it was an open forum for Art Bell to express his thoughts on life instead of actually discussing different things with callers and/or guests. And while Art had some interesting things to say, I don't think you should let all your personal stuff out all the time. So, I'm going to be a naysayer here and say I prefer George to Art in the last decade or so just so I can start off my stay here at Coastgab warmly by other members.

Anyway, it's my first post, I am glad I found this place as I'm a huge fan of C2CAM.

So if you prefer Noory, why are you posting on GEORGE NOORY SUCKS? Art could be an asshole and tell some boring stories but give me a FUCKING break. Hands down Art was by far the master at his craft. Enough said. Have a nice day and welcome to the forum.

[hosehead]

Okay, we already have a story about kids throats getting slashed and Jorge pronounced precision as " pur-sush-uhuhn".

[Eddie Coyle]

Okay, we already have a story about kids throats getting slashed

Ooooh! Tell me more and go slowly.

[Agent : Orange]

     Ooooh! Tell me more and go slowly.

haha

[PortlandDangler]

Getting your throat slit is a PORTAL to the afterlife. Sad stuff folks...AMAZING!!!

[Agent : Orange]

Getting your throat slit is a PORTAL to the afterlife. Sad stuff folks...AMAZING!!!

Sad? Eddie was into it

[testpattern]

George Noory Stupid question #435,899: "do you think Admiral Byrd flew into the center of the Earth?".... GOD, what a douche. Sure, George... but rather than discuss the Hollow Earth theory, let's discuss you - and the HOLLOW HEAD theory.

[Eddie Coyle]

Sad? Eddie was into it

You know many boxes of Kleenex I go through when Noory starts his murdered children stories? And I'm not crying...

[PortlandDangler]

Fuck me in the goat ass!

[Agent : Orange]

         You know many boxes of Kleenex I go through when Noory starts his murdered children stories? And I'm not crying...

The man knows his audience.

[testpattern]

In case you missed it... George was just speculating about being hit by a falling ATM.... ohmygod, falling ATMs.

[testpattern]

Anyone remember Noory in the classic "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest"? He was without his 'stache back then though...

[michio]

the only book i know of by noory is worker in the light, which from the reviews (and common sense) looks like a pile of shit.  noory is an expert on NOTHING and why someone would invest time in his written words is beyond me.

In a survival situation the pages from his discount-bin book could be valuable wiping paper. But watch out for paper cuts.

[PB the Deplorable]

George Noory Stupid question #435,899: "do you think Admiral Byrd flew into the center of the Earth?"

....but rather than discuss the Hollow Earth theory...

That's George.   He will start in asking the same old questions he always does 'for thuh new lissners'.  A little later, anxious to stop anything interesting from developing, he'll confuse the guest with one of his all-purpose useless comments - something else for 'thuh new lissners'.

But when he gets bored and maybe off the cue cards, he'll interrupt with some reference to something completely unreleated to the discussion, he'll never follow it up, never develope it, never explain the reference, he just moves on. 

Worst Interviewer Ever.  Good thing he never misses a commercial break.

[HorrorReporter]

The stories of high strangeness that come from George sometimes make me twitch .. I really enjoyed last nights little quip about how people stay green lights to long.. I never saw that problem. what do they do at yellow lights. I bet they're shtraaaange

[Marc.Knight]

Fuck me in the goat ass!

Are you any relation to the "Portland Source"?

[preston]

The stories of high strangeness that come from George sometimes make me twitch .. I really enjoyed last nights little quip about how people stay green lights to long.. I never saw that problem. what do they do at yellow lights. I bet they're shtraaaange

If anyone were to ask him I am sure he has witnessed that many times.

[EnterDragon]

I just can't stop laughing after listening to last night's show. Isn't it funny how Noory explains his studying of people's behavior? It's as if he's some alien doing a social study and he makes it seem like he's not part of everything occurring on Earth right now! lol.

[PortlandDangler]

Are you any relation to the "Portland Source"?

No.

[Lovely Bones]

The stories of high strangeness that come from George sometimes make me twitch .. I really enjoyed last nights little quip about how people stay green lights to long.. I never saw that problem. what do they do at yellow lights. I bet they're shtraaaange

Wonder how Simple George squares that complaint with his story about the gut feeling he once got about stopping at the green light, thereby missing impact with some guy who ran the red light at the intersection? 

Maybe all those people in line aren't daydreaming, Georgie Boy.  Maybe they're getting the same messages you did. 

[PortlandDangler]

Wonder how Simple George squares that complaint with his story about the gut feeling he once got about stopping at the green light, thereby missing impact with some guy who ran the red light at the intersection? 

Maybe all those people in line aren't daydreaming, Georgie Boy.  Maybe they're getting the same messages you did.

I would like to make one point here about "strange" things: Most people have had something like that happen to them i.e. Noory's green light story. That doesn't mean you have some kind of special ability or super power. I guess he was also almost kidnapped or something in mexico??? Yeah I bet he fought off like 50 dudes with guns just using his mustache.

[Sardondi]

For everyone dissing George Noory all I have is two words for you:
Barbara Simpson...

     [Noory cheerleading]...

...Anyway, it's my first post, I am glad I found this place as I'm a huge fan of C2CAM.

W...T...H? This is the inverse equivalent of going to a site called "George Noory Is Wonderful!" and publishing a screed on his gaffes, goofs and general incompetence. I mean, just...why?

[Lovely Bones]

I would like to make one point here about "strange" things: Most people have had something like that happen to them i.e. Noory's green light story. That doesn't mean you have some kind of special ability or super power.

Of course most people have had something like that happen.  But Simple George's simple mantra "There Are No Coincidences" translates to "special." Too bad he doesn't examine the accuracy of his premise.