Things That Annoy You

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Probably the worst music in a commercial was when they used Janis Joplin's Mercedes Benz in a Mercedes Benz commercial.

[Yorkshire pud]

#@$#@^@! Christmas cards in the #$@!#$@$ shops. Today. Now. It's september. Even in the UK.

[Treading Water]

#@$#@^@! Christmas cards in the #$@!#$@$ shops. Today. Now. It's september. Even in the UK.

My local dollar store has Christmas mugs and garland.     


BTW, welcome back, Yorkie.  I was getting ready to add your name to the "missing" thread.   

[Yorkshire pud]

My local dollar store has Christmas mugs and garland.     


BTW, welcome back, Yorkie.  I was getting ready to add your name to the "missing" thread.   

The news of my demise is premature. 

[b_dubb]

Any store that puts up Xmas decorations before Thursday deserves arson.

[Eddie Coyle]

Any store that puts up Xmas decorations before Thursday deserves arson.

    I just put up Groundhog Day decorations for my Falafel/Gummy Bear kiosk. I'm way ahead of these other creeps.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

My local dollar store has Christmas mugs and garland.     


BTW, welcome back, Yorkie.  I was getting ready to add your name to the "missing" thread.   

Don't they carry that kind of stuff year round?  Mine never changes its stock.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Probably the worst music in a commercial was when they used Janis Joplin's Mercedes Benz in a Mercedes Benz commercial.

Really?  That seems like a natural.

[BattyBrooke]

People on the road with me that have their morning smoke during their morning commute, forcing me to inhale that disgusting toxic scent. I realize they've gone noseblind and have the right to smell like shit all day but I resent being subjected to it.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

My local dollar store has Christmas mugs and garland.     


BTW, welcome back, Yorkie.  I was getting ready to add your name to the "missing" thread.   

I don't advocate violence except in self-defense, but I think it's perfectly acceptable to hurt people who put out Christmas merchandise in September.

I bet Yorkie was off being the conspiracy and advocating for what the goobers do again, although he's sure to deny it.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

People on the road with me that have their morning smoke during their morning commute, forcing me to inhale that disgusting toxic scent. I realize they've gone noseblind and have the right to smell like shit all day but I resent being subjected to it.

But you don't mind sitting in traffic inhaling clouds of toxic engine exhaust fumes?

[Yorkshire pud]

I don't advocate violence except in self-defense, but I think it's perfectly acceptable to hurt people who put out Christmas merchandise in September.

I bet Yorkie was off being the conspiracy and advocating for what the goobers do again, although he's sure to deny it.

I didn't do any of that.. You know it. You're just trying to get me reported.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I didn't do any of that.. You know it. You're just trying to get me reported.

See, he's denying it already!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

People on the road with me that have their morning smoke during their morning commute, forcing me to inhale that disgusting toxic scent. I realize they've gone noseblind and have the right to smell like shit all day but I resent being subjected to it.

Pot smoke is the worst.  It's insidious.  You can smell it everywhere if there's even a hint of it within hundreds of meters.  And I smell that coming out of truck windows too.

[Treading Water]

Don't they carry that kind of stuff year round?  Mine never changes its stock.

Yes, they do.  But they move it to the back of the store as the seasons change.  Now it's front and center.  Right next to the plastic pumpkins and paper cut-out pilgrims.... 

[Eddie Coyle]

Pot smoke is the worst.  It's insidious.  You can smell it everywhere if there's even a hint of it within hundreds of meters.  And I smell that coming out of truck windows too.

     I had a leather jacket that could provide a contact high for a small country.

[aldousburbank]

Pot smoke is the worst.  It's insidious.  You can smell it everywhere if there's even a hint of it within hundreds of meters.  And I smell that coming out of truck windows too.

I know, it sucks. Sorry, I'll roll my windows up.

[b_dubb]

Pot smoke is a sweet sweet perfume you uninitiated square

I remember walking down High Street in Columbus. Literally I was on High Street. I saw three dudes walking towards me puffing on a spleef. I was probably four blocks away and I could smell it. The sweetest chronic that I've ever smelled. I considered asking for a time but didn't want to get my ass kicked.

[eyenoeyeno]

Pot smoke is the worst.  It's insidious.  You can smell it everywhere if there's even a hint of it within hundreds of meters.  And I smell that coming out of truck windows too.

My car doesn't run right if I don't get it stoned in the morning.   Neither do I.

[aldousburbank]

My car doesn't run right if I don't get it stoned in the morning.   Neither do I.

Will it even start?

[aldousburbank]

Pot smoke is a sweet sweet perfume you uninitiated square

I remember walking down High Street in Columbus. Literally I was on High Street. I saw three dudes walking towards me puffing on a spleef. I was probably four blocks away and I could smell it. The sweetest chronic that I've ever smelled. I considered asking for a time but didn't want to get my ass kicked.

Dude, you shoulda axed us. We share.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Pot smoke is a sweet sweet perfume you uninitiated square

I remember walking down High Street in Columbus. Literally I was on High Street. I saw three dudes walking towards me puffing on a spleef. I was probably four blocks away and I could smell it. The sweetest chronic that I've ever smelled. I considered asking for a time but didn't want to get my ass kicked.

Hasn't anyone told you?  It's hip to be square.

[b_dubb]

If you're quoting Huey Lewis you are NOT hip

[aldousburbank]

Stoners are always funnier.
Heh

[eyenoeyeno]

Stoners are always funnier.
Heh

Especially when you're high.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

If you're quoting Huey Lewis you are NOT hip

Yeah, well, I guess I don't like going around being a jackass to everyone so I tried to find something inoffensive.

[aldousburbank]

Yeah, well, I guess I don't like going around being a jackass to everyone so I tried to find something inoffensive.

It's cool dude, I hate the smell of bacon frying. Ask eyenoeyeno....

[Post Edit] ...and yoga pants. Sorry Bateman.

[zeebo]

Probably the worst music in a commercial was when they used Janis Joplin's Mercedes Benz in a Mercedes Benz commercial.

Nike's Revolution ad is up there as well.  I'm still mad.

[albrecht]

Police who seem to be constantly using their special laptops while driving and at redlights and not proceeding once green because sending that last message or porno or whatever- but, yet, now the city says I can't use my cell phone soon even for talking (no mention if same law will effect me if I break out my old CB?)  I understand they are, maybe, scanning license plates but still shouldn't laws apply to them as peace officers? Do they have special training that allows their attention span to be able to operate laptops, cell phones, etc whilst driving? If so, I would like to see their training manual. I know they do course of high-speed etc but I have never seen mention of operating and texting/typing while driving.

[zeebo]

When watching baseball, and it's a dramatic situation, there is a roughly 92% chance of a foul ball.