Things That Annoy You

[jazmunda]

Is there an Australian slang word that might describe how much of a  fuckstick JB is?

Cocksucker - which isn't a direct slur on gay people.

[eddie dean]

Cocksucker - which isn't a direct slur on gay people.

I set it up, you knocked it out of the park. LOL.
I should get an assist for that joke!

[UnscreenedCaller]

if you can't hear JB, is he still a twat?  yes.

Why can't we just fast forward to JB at 45, a has been with a cheesy reality show with hair plugs like David Cassidy?

[jazmunda]

I set it up, you knocked it out of the park. LOL.
I should get an assist for that joke!

Of course.

The term is Aussie slang for a mix of dick head, asshole, wanker & fucker.

[UnscreenedCaller]

The term is Aussie slang for a mix of dick head, asshole, wanker & fucker.

Thank you. I'm getting ready to drive to work on the parkway and this will come in handy. Numptie just doesn't cut it.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

David Bowie *Stay*

Being a grown man and feeling like a kid with a crush.

[Bart Ell]

Those who insist on telling obese people that they are perfect (or beautiful) just the way they are. Yeah, it is perfectly normal for your heart to have to work 5 times harder while you try to justify why you had to finish the rest of the cake.

It was going to go bad if you didn't wolf it all down today? Ohhhhh, sorry for not understanding the logistics of this whole perishable cake thing.

[onan]

I have way more important things to worry about than how much another eats. I mean I can understand hating fatties if it was eighth grade. grow the fuck up.

[Bart Ell]

Why so grumpy, is it just your lovable disposition?
Hating fatties? While I am sure it is a thing, this was about being annoyed by those who tell them they are perfect.
Try to keep up and don't be shy to ask for help with the big words.

[The General]

Try to keep up and don't be shy to ask for help with the big words.

The Tiger Woods of Assholes.
Not that I don't enjoy it.  It's always enjoyable to watch a professional.
It's sort of humbling, really.

[Bart Ell]

The Tiger Woods of Assholes.

Tiger Woods?
While probably meant as a compliment it is not.
I never went into a slump.

[PB the Deplorable]

I have way more important things to worry about than how much another eats...

Unless it's Dumbheiser.

#save tommy

[jazmunda]

Tiger Woods?
While probably meant as a compliment it is not.
I never went into a slump.

I once read to Tiger Woods makes so much money each second that if he saw a $100 bill on the floor he would make more money by walking past it than by stopping to pick it up. Yeah I know that by bending down he's still making all that other money in addition to the $100 he picked up but the point is he is making more than $100 a second. I was initially surprised to hear that HE was getting all the pussy but considering all the money he makes I'm not so surprised anymore.

[bateman]

I once read to Tiger Woods makes so much money each second that if he saw a $100 bill on the floor he would make more money by walking past it than by stopping to pick it up. Yeah I know that by bending down he's still making all that other money in addition to the $100 he picked up but the point is he is making more than $100 a second. I was initially surprised to hear that HE was getting all the pussy but considering all the money he makes I'm not so surprised anymore.

It ain't hard to pick up an average looking cocktail waitress even when you're NOT Tiger Woods.

[jazmunda]

It ain't hard to pick up an average looking cocktail waitress even when you're NOT Tiger Woods.

I've been out of the game too long.

[Bart Ell]

It ain't hard to pick up an average looking cocktail waitress even when you're NOT Tiger Woods.

It doesn't even matter if you are fat, amirite Oco?

[West of the Rockies]

I am surprised women find that slack-jawed mouth-breather look attractive.  Matthew Broderick has the same dumb look.

Of course, it's probably not his mug certain women are noticing anyway but that bank account.

[Bart Ell]

I've been out of the game too long.

You keep your wallet in your front pocket. You were never in the game.

BOOM! Tiger would be proud

[jazmunda]

You keep your wallet in your front pocket. You were never in the game.

BOOM! Tiger would be proud

My bad! 

[Bart Ell]

Matthew Broderick has the same dumb look.

You mean his wife?


Just joking, Matthew! No need to go killing me like those other 2 you offed.

[Bart Ell]

Feed away, we got nothing against fatties here and got more important things to worry about.

[WhiteCrow]

Feed away, we got nothing against fatties here and got more important things to worry about.

Dig... worry about the atheist Raggie posters.

[Birdie]

One of my cats has suddenly decided he is too good to use the litter box if there is anything in it. I scoop the damn boxes at least 3 times a day and do a quick scoop if I see any clumps in between my regular cleanings. I had to set something up in front of his favorite litter box so he doesn't go on the carpet, so he now pees on a double layer of paper towels, covered by a small trash bag, topped with a triple layer of paper towels. At least the pee is not getting on the floor and it is easy to clean up, but he is pissing me off. This has been going on for two weeks now. He is not sick and I have not changed brands of litter. If the box is perfectly spotless, he'll use it, so I think he is just being a picky little shit. Dude, I took you in off the street, nursed you back to health, love you, feed you, brush you, let you hog the bed ... the very least you could do is occasionally step over a single clump of your own pee on your way to the back of the litter box. I do have to sleep sometimes and cannot moniter litter box conditions 24 hours a day. Or maybe you could consider using one of the three other clean litter boxes in the house. He is lucky he is so cute.

[HorrorRetro]

One of my cats has suddenly decided he is too good to use the litter box if there is anything in it. I scoop the damn boxes at least 3 times a day and do a quick scoop if I see any clumps in between my regular cleanings. I had to set something up in front of his favorite litter box so he doesn't go on the carpet, so he now pees on a double layer of paper towels, covered by a small trash bag, topped with a triple layer of paper towels. At least the pee is not getting on the floor and it is easy to clean up, but he is pissing me off. This has been going on for two weeks now. He is not sick and I have not changed brands of litter. If the box is perfectly spotless, he'll use it, so I think he is just being a picky little shit. Dude, I took you in off the street, nursed you back to health, love you, feed you, brush you, let you hog the bed ... the very least you could do is occasionally step over a single clump of your own pee on your way to the back of the litter box. I do have to sleep sometimes and cannot moniter litter box conditions 24 hours a day. Or maybe you could consider using one of the three other clean litter boxes in the house. He is lucky he is so cute.

I have the same issue with mine.  If the box is a little dirty, he decides to take a poop on the floor right outside the box.  He never pees outside, thankfully. The box is in the laundry room, and I have a concrete floor, so it's not a big deal to clean up, but it's irritating.  :

[onan]

just rescued a cat tonight... I am expecting good times.

[wr250]

just rescued a cat tonight... I am expecting good times.

may teh blessinz of teh ceiling cat be upon thee

[West of the Rockies]

You mean his wife?


Just joking, Matthew! No need to go killing me like those other 2 you offed.

Yeah, I am surprised that SJParker gets so many magazine covers and starring roles.  I find her uninteresting and whiny.  (And she does look like she might just whinny, too.)

[jazmunda]

just rescued a cat tonight... I am expecting good times.

Is that a euphemism?

[onan]

Is that a euphemism?

lol, no... I am frantically calling people. I am allergic to cats. My eyes are swelling shut as I type. The cat is a cutie but I can't keep her.

[jazmunda]

lol, no... I am frantically calling people. I am allergic to cats. My eyes are swelling shut as I type. The cat is a cutie but I can't keep her.

Now I'm confused. Is that a euphemism?