Things That Annoy You

[UnscreenedCaller]

They need to remake Logan's Run

Unfortunately, Justin Bieber is still too young for Carousel.

[West of the Rockies]

Oh, how I would love to hear the announcement, "Justin Bieber, year of the city 2014, last day begins...."

[Yorkshire pud]

Oh, how I would love to hear the announcement, "Justin Bieber, year of the city 2014, last day begins...."

You bad man... 

[West of the Rockies]

This has probably been posted already, but I would LOVE to NOT see another photograph of Miley Cyrus with her damn tongue hanging out of her mouth.  There is, of course, a time and a place for that sort of thing, but enough already!

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

This has probably been posted already, but I would LOVE to NOT see another photograph of Miley Cyrus with her damn tongue hanging out of her mouth.  There is, of course, a time and a place for that sort of thing, but enough already!

Forget the tongue, I'd rather just not see any more pictures.

[zeebo]

I hate lemon Starburst.  How can the other ones be so great - ah tangy orange, succulent strawberry, yummy cherry - while lemon tastes like window cleaner. 

[guildnavigator]

I hate lemon Starburst.  How can the other ones be so great - ah tangy orange, succulent strawberry, yummy cherry - while lemon tastes like window cleaner.

KICK DOWN SOME YELLOWS THEN, PLAYA! WASSUP WIT DAT?!

[Birdie]

My house mate met a girl two weeks ago and thinks he is in love. I am not impressed. She moved here recently, and the night I met her, she kept bitching about how Virginia doesn't pay out as much welfare as Michigan. Lovely. And I got to hear about her 4 DWI's, jail time, and the various fights she has been in, and her abusive ex/ babydaddy. All within 30 minutes of meeting her. In other words, she is a real class act.

A week after meeting her, he paid her rent. His kids came down this past weekend for their bi-monthly visit, and he spent all his time making out with her while his boys babysat her obnoxious three year old. WTF???  I am sure his boys had a lovely time, especially considering the fact he told them they were going to rent 4wheelers for the weekend Guess he didn't have the money, since he paid her rent and has been spending all his money on her and her kids. One of his boys is 13, so witnessing his father panting all over some random chick had to be especially embarrassing for the poor guy. It also annoys me that he had already introduced his kids to different girl he was dating a month ago.

The funny thing is, he claims to be all hardcore Tea Party Patriot. In fact, when he drinks, he talks about being watched by the FBI for involvement with an online patriot group. Yeah, right. Delusional much? Her values don't quite match up with his supposed values. She is the embodiment of everything he is supposed to hate, right? All he can see is a younger chick who is interested in him. News Flash: She's not interested in you, she is taking advantage of you. I am so annoyed.

He is an old friend of my husband's and my husband plans on talking to him. It was supposed to be tonight, but guess where he is? He is so up this chick's ass, he is making a total fool of himself. He met this girl online. Kinda funny how she managed to meet him just before her eviction notice, don't ya think? I get the feeling he won't see it that way. And what does he think? That she will somehow grow magic money before her rent is due next month, and the next, and the next? But he is in looove and wants to heeelp her. Puke.

We don't have kids, so it is weird planning to call him out on how he treated his kids this past weekend, but I think my husband and I are totally in the right on this. He just got visitation shortly before we moved in 3 months ago. He is fucking up. Big time. I hope it doesn't get ugly, but someone needs to kick his ass back into reality. Bitch gotta go.

Sorry this got a bit ranty. I am very, very annoyed. But, now I feel a bit better
I edited to remove some language and to tone down the vitriol. I was pretty worked up! 

[zeebo]

KICK DOWN SOME YELLOWS THEN, PLAYA! WASSUP WIT DAT?!

You know it Nav!   

[eddie dean]

My house mate met a girl two weeks ago and thinks he is in love. I am not impressed. She moved here recently, and the night I met her, she kept bitching about how Virginia doesn't pay out as much welfare as Michigan. Lovely. And I got to hear about her 4 DWI's, jail time, and the various fights she has been in, and her abusive ex/ babydaddy. All within 30 minutes of meeting her. In other words, she is a real class act.

A week after meeting her, he paid her rent. His kids came down this past weekend for their bi-monthly visit, and he spent his time making out with her while his boys babysat her obnoxious three year old. WTF???  I am sure his boys had a lovely time, especially considering the fact he told them they were going to rent 4wheelers for the weekend Guess he didn't have the money (or fucking interest) since he paid her rent and has been spending all his money on her and her kids. And he had already introduced his kids to different girl he was dating a month ago.

The funny thing is, he claims to be all hardcore Tea Party Patriot. In fact, when he drinks, he talks about being watched by the FBI for involvement with an online patriot group. Yeah, right. Delusional much? Her values don't quite match up with his supposed values. She is the embodiment of everything he is supposed to hate, right? All he can see is a younger chick who is interested in him. News Flash: She's not interested in you, she is taking advantage of you. I am so fucking annoyed.

He is an old friend of my husband's and my husband plans on talking to him. It was supposed to be tonight, but guess where dumbass is? He is so up this chick's ass, he is making a total fool of himself. He met this chick online. Kinda funny how she managed to meet him just before her eviction notice, don't ya think? I get the feeling he won't see it that way. And what does he think? That she will somehow grow magic money before her rent is due next month, and the next, and the next? But he is in looove and wants to heeelp her. Puke.

We don't have kids, so it is weird planning to call him out on how he treated his kids this past weekend, but I think my husband and I are totally in the right on this. He just got visitation shortly before we moved in 3 months ago. He is fucking up. Big time. I hope it doesn't get ugly, but someone needs to kick his ass back into reality. Bitch got to go.

Sorry this got a bit ranty. I am really, really fucking annoyed.

isn't love grand! :
It's disturbing what a few neurotransmitters like dopamine and  serotonin can do to a persons judgement and logic when they are  in 'love'.
If a person is an idiot to start with, they have no chance.

[Birdie]

isn't love grand! :
It's disturbing what a few neurotransmitters like dopamine and  serotonin can do to a persons judgement and logic when they are  in 'love'.
If a person is an idiot to start with, they have no chance.

I am thinking early mid-life crisis. And he is an idiot.

[FightTheFuture]

My house mate met a girl two weeks ago and thinks he is in love. I am not impressed. She moved here recently, and the night I met her, she kept bitching about how Virginia doesn't pay out as much welfare as Michigan. Lovely. And I got to hear about her 4 DWI's, jail time, and the various fights she has been in, and her abusive ex/ babydaddy. All within 30 minutes of meeting her. In other words, she is a real class act.

A week after meeting her, he paid her rent. His kids came down this past weekend for their bi-monthly visit, and he spent all his time making out with her while his boys babysat her obnoxious three year old. WTF???  I am sure his boys had a lovely time, especially considering the fact he told them they were going to rent 4wheelers for the weekend Guess he didn't have the money, since he paid her rent and has been spending all his money on her and her kids. One of his boys is 13, so witnessing his father panting all over some random chick had to be especially embarrassing for the poor guy. It also annoys me that he had already introduced his kids to different girl he was dating a month ago.

The funny thing is, he claims to be all hardcore Tea Party Patriot. In fact, when he drinks, he talks about being watched by the FBI for involvement with an online patriot group. Yeah, right. Delusional much? Her values don't quite match up with his supposed values. She is the embodiment of everything he is supposed to hate, right? All he can see is a younger chick who is interested in him. News Flash: She's not interested in you, she is taking advantage of you. I am so annoyed.

He is an old friend of my husband's and my husband plans on talking to him. It was supposed to be tonight, but guess where he is? He is so up this chick's ass, he is making a total fool of himself. He met this girl online. Kinda funny how she managed to meet him just before her eviction notice, don't ya think? I get the feeling he won't see it that way. And what does he think? That she will somehow grow magic money before her rent is due next month, and the next, and the next? But he is in looove and wants to heeelp her. Puke.

We don't have kids, so it is weird planning to call him out on how he treated his kids this past weekend, but I think my husband and I are totally in the right on this. He just got visitation shortly before we moved in 3 months ago. He is fucking up. Big time. I hope it doesn't get ugly, but someone needs to kick his ass back into reality. Bitch gotta go.

Sorry this got a bit ranty. I am very, very annoyed. But, now I feel a bit better

My life experience tells me that it is wise to let others live their life as they choose. Interference always leads to resentment. If his choices are that disturbing to you, I would politely ask him to leave and pursue his interests elsewhere.

[jazmunda]

I have had many friends fall in and out of love with the wrong person but nothing I ever did or said made one lick of difference. Some people need to learn the hard way. It sucks that there are kids involved in this trainwreck.

[jazmunda]

People that quickly turn out of streets in front of you when they should have waited for you to pass only to drive so fricking slow. Why the hell did you race out when you want to drive like a snail?

[zeebo]

People that quickly turn out of streets in front of you when they should have waited for you to pass only to drive so fricking slow. Why the hell did you race out when you want to drive like a snail?

.. and then you go to pass them on the inside lane as they're always driving slow in the fast lane and then they speed up so you can't pass them. 

[UnscreenedCaller]

.. and then you go to pass them on the inside lane as they're always driving slow in the fast lane and then they speed up so you can't pass them.

Or your car is obviously equipped with a cloaking device when they pull out from the right lane and miss you by a foot, so you  perform evasive maneuvers and pull into the left lane to get away from them, and they cut you off there too, because their cars don't come with mirrors or an intelligent helmsman. That's when I wish Chevys came with photon torpedoes.

[Yorkshire pud]

Or your car is obviously equipped with a cloaking device when they pull out from the right lane and miss you by a foot, so you  perform evasive maneuvers and pull into the left lane to get away from them, and they cut you off there too, because their cars don't come with mirrors or an intelligent helmsman. That's when I wish Chevys came with photon torpedoes.

You should get a Merc; They do. 

[UnscreenedCaller]

You should get a Merc; They do. 

Ha ha. Nothing less than a Romulan warship will do in these parts.

[wr250]

drive thru idiots.
went to dairy queen last night so i get in the drive thru line, and there were about 5 cars from the drive thru window to me, and the truck ahead of me was ordering. so i think ok they are busy, which is fine. i look across the way and the line moves up, except for some idiot in front of the truck ahead of me was dusting his car off with some kind of towel. there was a little space between the truck in front of me and the mad duster. so the truck moves up what they can almost running into the mad duster,who doesnt get the hint. in the meantime the person manning the drivethru speaker was going "please order when your ready " , and i was to far away to do so, as there wasnt enough room to pull forward. so i blast on the horn, which gets me a dirty look from the mad duster, but he sorta hurries up and finally moves his freshly  dusted  car with a bicycle rack and a bicycle on it forward. when i get to the drive thru speaker i make a comment like "sorry i had to wait for this guy to finish dusting his car off".

[onan]

drive thru idiots.
went to dairy queen last night so i get in the drive thru line, and there were about 5 cars from the drive thru window to me, and the truck ahead of me was ordering. so i think ok they are busy, which is fine. i look across the way and the line moves up, except for some idiot in front of the truck ahead of me was dusting his car off with some kind of towel. there was a little space between the truck in front of me and the mad duster. so the truck moves up what they can almost running into the mad duster,who doesnt get the hint. in the meantime the person manning the drivethru speaker was going "please order when your ready " , and i was to far away to do so, as there wasnt enough room to pull forward. so i blast on the horn, which gets me a dirty look from the mad duster, but he sorta hurries up and finally moves his freshly  dusted  car with a bicycle rack and a bicycle on it forward. when i get to the drive thru speaker i make a comment like "sorry i had to wait for this guy to finish dusting his car off".

I can't stand drive through ordering. My first complaint is when a person ahead of me decides to make an order for a coffee an excursion into all the potential combinations and temperatures. Second, is the person that decides to do an inventory of their purchase with close inspection. Third and this one really sets me on fire, when I order a drink and get no straw, which I don't notice because I won't do an inventory because I respect the poor bastard behind me.

[wr250]

I can't stand drive through ordering. My first complaint is when a person ahead of me decides to make an order for a coffee an excursion into all the potential combinations and temperatures. Second, is the person that decides to do an inventory of their purchase with close inspection. Third and this one really sets me on fire, when I order a drink and get no straw, which I don't notice because I won't do an inventory because I respect the poor bastard behind me.

until the mad duster incident, i hated those that made a order for 15 people at the drive thru. now i have seen worse. at least the epic mealtime guys when they order 50 baconators , pull off into a parking spot and wait there.

[FightTheFuture]

whey, casein, skim milk solids, and egg whites.

Every so often, I run across a new meatless product that looks interesting. However, almost inevitably, said product will be contaminated with the above, highlighted toxic animal substances.

So, I go back to producing my own vegan "meatballs" etc.

[PB the Deplorable]

Before, if there were more than about 2 cars ahead of me I'd just park and go inside to order.  Then I found out they process every drive thru order before getting around to what is ordered inside at the counter - because they are timed on how fast the turnaround is for drive thru orders, but not for food ordered inside.

Then there are the people in the drive through who order the most complicated items, change their order a few times, then yeah very diligently check their bags before leaving.  FFS, if you want to check 5 bags of food over with an eagle eye, at least pull forward to do it and go inside if there is a problem.

I haven't had any fast food from these places for awhile.

[FightTheFuture]

Rule of thumb:


Never consume anything that arrives through your window

[Mind Flayer Monk]

He just got visitation shortly before we moved in 3 months ago. He is fucking up. Big time. I hope it doesn't get ugly, but someone needs to kick his ass back into reality. Bitch gotta go.

I think you will be wrapped up in this guy's problems in about 2 weeks. You have to find a way to prepare for and avoid this situation.
Someone is going to be blaming you/your husband for some problem.

[Bart Ell]

Tourists.
Tourists that park in a No Stopping zone.
Tourists that try to enter through an exit because that is what their GPS is telling them.

[FightTheFuture]

Tourists.
Tourists that park in a No Stopping zone.
Tourists that try to enter through an exit because that is what their GPS is telling them.

Amen!

I live in the heart of one of the busiest tourist destinations in the world. Those people are dangerous.

[West of the Rockies]

Rule of thumb:


Never consume anything that arrives through your window

I am so stealing that, FTF! 😄

[West of the Rockies]

Amen!

I live in the heart of one of the busiest tourist destinations in the world. Those people are dangerous.

Fresno?

[FightTheFuture]

Fresno?

Toledo.