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Started by The General, February 11, 2011, 01:33:34 AM

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Proof that Donald Trump has really found God:
Donald Trump: "The Bible says to love thy neighbor as thyself, so what's wrong with me sexually assaulting myself?"

(Satire alert)

Quote from: Catsmile on October 13, 2016, 07:01:02 PM
Bill came back from one of his Lolita Express adventures, caught Hellary cheating.



          Shit went sideways.



In the end everyone patched things up, and they all lived happily evar after.



Ha! I'd almost forgotten about the Weekly World News! It was great fun, and I'm not ashamed to admit that I bought a few copies. In addition to the zany articles, I never tired of Dear Dottie's merciless treatment of the emotionally fragile and the apoplectic tirades of the perpetually "pig biting mad" Ed Anger.

The lonely hearts personal ads were also a hoot, especially because they were legitimate. My favorite was from a woman who was seeking a "rich millionaire."

analog kid

Quote from: albrecht on October 13, 2016, 07:46:03 PM
If they were complying with the law they could've simply used their private insurance or the one bought via Obamacare markets and visited their GP or other clinics/doctors for pre-natal care (or, heck, just gone to the ER for routine problems like any other illegal or uninsured person does. They can't refuse you treatment.) Or, acted logically, and thought: I don't have insurance, I have a tenuous job or not yet out of school, I'm young and have my future ahead of me, or countless scenarios- maybe I won't get pregnant yet. And make choices based on that (birth control, condom, not screwing, other sexual positions, and/or a combination of those.) (Obviously, this ignores rape victims who get pregnant by no choice of their own but as a result of a serious, awful crime in those cases once they report the rape they will get treatment even if they are uninsured. Even if they are illegal if they are a victim they won't be deported, Federal Law, and will get treatment.)

But, again, you refuse to answer the question: how many illegals are in Texas or the US? Not an "estimated" but the real, specific number. Until you do that all these studies have a margin of error that will be wide since the numbers of illegals are, even estimated, wildly different depending on sources, years, and study.

You're deflecting with red herrings and you don't understand or care what Planned Parenthood is.

Value Of Pi

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on October 13, 2016, 11:02:09 PM
Ha! I'd almost forgotten about the Weekly World News! It was great fun, and I'm not ashamed to admit that I bought a few copies. In addition to the zany articles, I never tired of Dear Dottie's merciless treatment of the emotionally fragile and the apoplectic tirades of the perpetually "pig biting mad" Ed Anger.

The lonely hearts personal ads were also a hoot, especially because they were legitimate. My favorite was from a woman who was seeking a "rich millionaire."

This was practically the only thing that made waiting at the checkout in the supermarket bearable. Now they keep us busy doing all the checkout work ourselves.


Yorkshire pud

Quote from: starrmtn001 on October 13, 2016, 02:16:49 PM
Full Speech: Donald Trump Rally in West Palm Beach, Florida (10/13/2016) Donald Trump Florida Speech.


https://youtu.be/mFMUZ7xvQfc

Well that's settled then. Ole Don says it never happened, so it never happened. Phew, that was close!

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: albrecht on October 13, 2016, 08:20:56 PM
True in some cases. Why when an American wishes to move, work, get a driver's license or residency/work permit in most other countries he needs to provide documentation such as an apostilled birth certificate (something, oddly, Obama never shown,) a criminal background check, driving records, proof of financial responsibility, proof of employment (often proving that the job cannot be done by a native citizen,) or other documents. Oddly it is only the US that seems to just accept illegal immigration without records or vetting of any kind from people wanting to move here.

Really? I looked at this on the US embassy's website. Moving to the US is a long involved process involving several interviews, a medical (conducted by the embassy's own medics), more paperwork, more paperwork. So your assessment is wrong in a very wrong way.

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Even Mexico demands documents if you want to move, work, or buy property there (I think they changed the law and a foreigner can own property there but not 100% sure, it used to be illegal) and you are a foreign citizen. The vaunted "socialist" European countries demand documentation if you want to move/work there (unless you are a Muslim "refugee" or "migrant," I guess.)

As does the USA

theONE

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 14, 2016, 01:16:16 AM
Well that's settled then. Ole Don says it never happened, so it never happened. Phew, that was close!

I hope a rat crawls under your bed cover at night when you are sleeping and cuddles with your dick....

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: theONE on October 14, 2016, 01:44:10 AM
I hope a rat crawls under your bed cover at night when you are sleeping and cuddles with your dick....

That would be light relief compared with the three rabbits, two squirrels and the curvy, biologically accomodating middle aged Scandanavian, ex Pirelli model who do it now. Its exhausting I tell you.

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Quote from: theONE on October 14, 2016, 01:44:10 AM
I hope a rat crawls under your bed cover at night when you are sleeping and cuddles with your dick....

I understand that placing rats in beds was one of the ways Trump tried to silence his victims.  (Satire alert)

theONE

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 14, 2016, 01:52:51 AM
That would be light relief compared with the three rabbits, two squirrels and the curvy, biologically accomodating middle aged Scandanavian, ex Pirelli model who do it now. Its exhausting I tell you.

fucking perv...
Animals are in distress and he is enjoying it... Armageddon where are you ???

theONE

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 14, 2016, 01:52:51 AM
That would be light relief compared with the three rabbits, two squirrels and the curvy, biologically accomodating middle aged Scandanavian, ex Pirelli model who do it now. Its exhausting I tell you.

fuck you have no sense of dignity...

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Quote from: theONE on October 14, 2016, 02:13:49 AM
fuck you have no sense of dignity...

Neither does Donald Trump.

theONE

Quote from: 136 or 142 on October 14, 2016, 02:32:30 AM
Neither does Donald Trump.

You ar lijng again
WE talk abot it yesterday that you dont never lije
I"M in shok

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: theONE on October 14, 2016, 02:13:49 AM
fuck you have no sense of dignity...

Isn't that a pre-requiste to get into Trump's speed dial list? At least what Freja and I do is consensual. Although I do draw the line at rolling in snow.

theONE

I"M rilly temptet too tell U who I"M relly ar but I will restrain my horses for now,.. because I love U

theONE

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 14, 2016, 02:54:05 AM
Isn't that a pre-requiste to get into Trump's speed dial list? At least what Freja and I do is consensual. Although I do draw the line at rolling in snow.

do u use strAw or doit Tony Montana way -straight from the pile

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: theONE on October 14, 2016, 03:01:08 AM
do u use straw or doit Tony Montana way -straight from the pile

You shouldn't project your own addictions on others. And I wonder what Trump has to say on illicit narcs? Might be interesting.

theONE

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 14, 2016, 03:03:17 AM
You shouldn't project your own addictions on others. And I wonder what Trump has to say on illicit narcs? Might be interesting.

I HAVE NO STRAW addictions, yu ar the one who started bragingg about rolling in snow

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: theONE on October 14, 2016, 03:07:09 AM
I HAVE NO STRAW addictions, yu ar the one who started bragingg about rolling in snow

Erm, yeah..... you know when water freezes as it leaves the clouds in the sky, and falls on the ground? Yeah? You do know where Sweden is don't you?

Value Of Pi

Never mind all of that. What is this I read on BBC about all of Canada refusing to say the word "Indians" when the Cleveland Indians play the Toronto Blue Jays in the AL Championship series? Is this really going to be a thing? Don't we have enough to deal with now just with Trump?

theONE

Quote from: Value Of Pi on October 14, 2016, 03:31:02 AM
Never mind all of that. What is this I read on BBC about all of Canada refusing to say the word "Indians" when the Cleveland Indians play the Toronto Blue Jays in the AL Championship series? Is this really going to be a thing? Don't we have enough to deal with now just with Trump?

I fund yoor post very sexist, you ar ignoring Hillary the female.
Dont be sexist male chauvinistic misogynist pig, please


Value Of Pi

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 14, 2016, 03:54:36 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37618233

Yeah, I saw that article too. Very amusing. Not as amusing though as the vision of that lady trying to drive that big Cadillac down the High Street (possibly with a Trump bumpersticker). She'd be popular.

theONE

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 14, 2016, 03:54:36 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37618233

pud, don"t be freaking lazy cunt and give some description what's the link is about or take it and stick it up your pumpous ass,
come on man/woman be respectful, we know you are from the UK and feel zupirior but humble your tea infused ass
and describe in few words what that link is all about ...or shove it up your ass...

Value Of Pi

Quote from: theONE on October 14, 2016, 03:37:53 AM
I fund yoor post very sexist, you ar ignoring Hillary the female.
Dont be sexist male chauvinistic misogynist pig, please

Many, many females in Canada. And Cleveland.

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Quote from: Value Of Pi on October 14, 2016, 03:31:02 AM
Never mind all of that. What is this I read on BBC about all of Canada refusing to say the word "Indians" when the Cleveland Indians play the Toronto Blue Jays in the AL Championship series? Is this really going to be a thing? Don't we have enough to deal with now just with Trump?

I don't know about all of Canada but the team radio play by play broadcaster Jerry Howarth hasn't been saying "Indians" for years.  It seems nobody noticed until now.

http://www.cleveland.com/tribe/index.ssf/2016/10/blue_jays_radio_broadcaster_je.html

Most of the comments on the story there are pretty lame, in my opinion.  Everybody is offended at things other people find offensive, until they're offended over something themselves.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: theONE on October 14, 2016, 04:07:28 AM
pud, don"t be freaking lazy cunt and give some description what's the link is about or take it and stick it up your pumpous ass,
come on man/woman be respectful, we know you are from the UK and feel zupirior but humble your tea infused ass
and describe in few words what that link is all about ...or shove it up your ass...

You can't be arsed to click a link and yet I'm lazy? You'll never make America great with your attitude. Trump won't be happy.

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Could this Anonymous Leak of a Donald Trump email be real?

"When I was 35 I was on one of my construction sites, high up on the unfinished tower.  One of the workers really pissed me off, so I pushed him and he fell 15 stories to his death.  I ordered the foreman to bury him on the site and pour concrete over his body and I've kept it hushed up to this day.  So, yes, I have killed a man.  I am so kick ass."

Quote from: theONE on October 14, 2016, 02:56:35 AM
I"M rilly temptet too tell U who I"M relly ar but I will restrain my horses for now,.. because I love U
Bobo?

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