Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[pate]

Awful.

I dig it, or naut.

http://www.dawesthebandshop.com/

Hawking...

http://moderndogmagazine.com/articles/theres-nothing-awful-about-offal/29922

Dawes?

http://www.foodrepublic.com/2012/02/13/is-haggis-the-next-kimchee/

I random my case.

[Eddie Coyle]

   I can't wait until this is "ripped from the headlines".

   All of Dick Wolf's derivative and redundant shows have been canceled.

[onan]

   I can't wait until this is "ripped from the headlines".

   All of Dick Wolf's derivative and redundant shows have been canceled.

Personally, Law and Order, Straight outta Compton would be gold, I tell ya.

[Eddie Coyle]

Personally, Law and Order, Straight outta Compton would be gold, I tell ya.

   Trademark it now and your children's children's children will never have to work a day. And CSI, Straight Outta Compton is a safe bet, too.

[jazmunda]

   Trademark it now and your children's children's children will never have to work a day. And CSI, Straight Outta Compton is a safe bet, too.

Personally I'm waiting for the Real Housewives Straight Outta Compton.

Baby got back!

[bateman]

Marlon Brando wanted to play Jor-El as a green suitcase. Or a bagel.


https://youtu.be/BvELw4_pdXQ

[aldousburbank]

https://youtu.be/zk6Q-BfnHFc

[lamr]

Just watching some Graham Hancock and his talk on the sphinx, age of Leo and how it was potentially built at a specific prehistoric period in line with the zodiac and all that. He notes that the last 2000 years or so have been the age of Pisces. He comments on Christianity using the fish as a symbol. Prior to that was Aries and ram imagery.

I thought about the coming age of Aquarius (cue hippies dancing on stage, naked) and what on earth that meant. My mind then jumped to lots of news reports on how water (or lack of) will be a pressing concern for the planet in the coming century/centuries.

Well there's a thing. Possibly a brain fart but it made me chuckle.

[Eddie Coyle]

  I run the risk of offending Bill Donahue, but I think a movie about a nun turning into a monster is a good idea. Title: Creature of Habit.

   

[jazmunda]

  I run the risk of offending Bill Donahue, but I think a movie about a nun turning into a monster is a good idea. Title: Creature of Habit.

It would be a nice sequel to a movie about a child molestoring priest entitled Creature from the Pulpit.

[Eddie Coyle]

  Apparently Jimmy Fallon's guests tonight are Justin Bieber and Salman Rushdie.

  In short, his guests are somebody nearly everyone wants dead...and then he has author of The Satanic Verses, as well.

[jazmunda]

  Apparently Jimmy Fallon's guests tonight are Justin Bieber and Salman Rushdie.

  In short, his guests are somebody nearly everyone wants dead...and then he has author of The Satanic Verses, as well.

That's even funnier when read in a late night host's voice. Pick a host that tickles your fancy. Choose your own drum sound effect.

[jazmunda]

Kid perfectly trolls his parents by hacking their phones to change the word "NO".

[Eddie Coyle]

That's even funnier when read in a late night host's voice. Pick a host that tickles your fancy. Choose your own drum sound effect.

    I type it used my special Arsenio Hall font.

[chefist]

https://youtu.be/zk6Q-BfnHFc

Hater...

[albrecht]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-34135805
Lost sheep, found, dubbed Chris, shorn for the first time yields equivalent of roughly 30 sweaters, 89 pounds of wool.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-34135805
Lost sheep, found, dubbed Chris, shorn for the first time yields equivalent of roughly 30 sweaters, 89 pounds of wool.

It looks like they weren't exactly gentle with the razor.

[bateman]

[bateman]

From Jon Stewart's 2004 book, 'America'

[Hautex]

It has to be some kind of time travel! Just finished watching the 30 minute long IFC tv show "Documentary Now" and I swear it seemed to last for over 2 hrs . #shootmenow

[popple]

Is this resulting from the rise of hikikomori and "herbivore men" in Japan? lol

Japanese Women Are Falling Hard for a “Handsome” Gorilla Named Shabani


https://youtu.be/lE9gHrQFSno

He does have a quiet strength tho 

[popple]

[popple]

[popple]

GFriend & their own butter dance



https://youtu.be/Ag2R7Mt8yI8

[popple]

Pregnant Woman Plans On Giving Birth In The Sea With A Dolphin As A Midwife

Dorina, a spiritual healer and her partner, Maika Suneagle, both of Hawaii, are planning a dolphin-assisted birth in the sea.

Dorina says that giving birth in the sea is natural and more relaxing. Child experts say that wild dolphins are unpredictable, dangerous, and should not be trusted around someone pregnant.

“This has to be, hands down, one of the worst natural birthing ideas anyone has ever had,” science journalist Christie Wilcox said.

Despite expert advice telling them a sea birth with dolphins is not safe, the expectant couple says that they have already made their decision.

Will they go to prison for child endangerment or murder? STAY TUNED!

[wr250]

sounds like a nooron special

[popple]

He would love lotus birth!

where the baby remains attached to the placenta until it falls off naturally and is preserved with herbs.

Perfect for fancy stuffed pizza rolls 

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYzxqFpF9ao

Erguh...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjMpr2effPo

Merguh...

[UnscreenedCaller]

I saw my first man bun this morning on the bagel shop line. It was sticking up in the air. I feel he could have tried a little harder.

[onan]

I saw my first man bun this morning on the bagel shop line. It was sticking up in the air. I feel he could have tried a little harder.

Now see! I interpreted that as a new type of bagel. Instead of a female aspect I had pictures of a "cucumberesque" bagel. Luckily, I did a search and much to my surprise nothing to do with cream cheese. Well I hope not, anyway.