Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Kelt]

I think I caught hepatitis from just watching that.

[MV/Liberace!]

Mullet.

[BobGrau]

Mullet.

Dude's jaw is far too big for his eyes.

[jazmunda]

Dude's jaw is far too big for his eyes.

That ain't the only wrong.

[BobGrau]

Mullet.

If Frank Zappa had found God in the eighties? Like that.

[bateman]

Mullet.

If Saudi Prince Alwaleed was born in Alabama.

[b_dubb]

If Saudi Prince Alwaleed was born in Alabama.

LOL +1

[jazmunda]

If Saudi Prince Alwaleed was born in Alabama.

If I was sitting at a computer drinking a nice cold beverage I would have sprayed it all over the screen.

[b_dubb]

If I was sitting at a computer drinking a nice cold beverage I would have sprayed it all over the screen.

bateman has skills

[jazmunda]

bateman has skills

If only he used them for good.

[Treading Water]

bateman has skills

bateman is God.   

Well, God-like for those who don't "believe."   snicker snicker....

[Catsmile]

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[b_dubb]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2079328/Priests-brawl-Bethlehems-Church-Nativity-clergy-fight-Christmas-cleaning.html

Priests BRAWL?!!!

[Yorkshire pud]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2079328/Priests-brawl-Bethlehems-Church-Nativity-clergy-fight-Christmas-cleaning.html

Priests BRAWL?!!!

I blame the parents.

[pate]

Y'all laugh when you look at that mullet picture.

Me, I see in the man's steely gaze a level a bravery that I some day hope to achieve, and pull of with a straight face...  If I knew someone was taking my picture with that sweet 'stache and hair cut I would be giggling like a school girl...   He must be impossible to call on a bluff in a game of Texas Hold 'em....

[UnscreenedCaller]

http://www.bustle.com/articles/29080-american-student-gets-stuck-in-vagina-sculpture-in-germany-reinforces-our-reputation-abroad?utm_source=FBTraffic&utm_medium=fijifrost&utm_campaign=CMfacebook

[Yorkshire pud]

http://www.bustle.com/articles/29080-american-student-gets-stuck-in-vagina-sculpture-in-germany-reinforces-our-reputation-abroad?utm_source=FBTraffic&utm_medium=fijifrost&utm_campaign=CMfacebook

I bet he felt like a prick after that.

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[MV/Liberace!]

He must be impossible to call on a bluff in a game of Texas Hold 'em....

i think he invented texas hold 'em.

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[Camazotz Automat]

Yakult?

I'm completely addicted. Just put it in 12 oz cans already.  Better yet, a glass bottle like the old Coke.

Upon research it appears you used glass in Japan prior to 1968. Why not go back to that? Anytime I'm drinking something and there is even the slightest sensation of drinking from a blow up pool toy, I have to rebel.

These little jet fuel cannisters are cute if you possess the stature of Dr. Lovelace from Wild Wild West, but otherwise, are ultimately unsatisfying.  Need far more ounces per serving.

Right now, I go through a six pack like it's nothing and I look like an uncultured pig drinking cultured dairy. It's causing problems in my social life. That's right.  I blame all my problems with Zoey Firetron 7 on you. Nevermind what that means.

I've noticed my temper is much improved. Is it because the mother strain of bacteria used is actually a PKD type of logos and is forming a symbiotic gnosis that allows me to objectify my general pissed off reactionary nature and navigate from my crown chakra? Can I get an "amen"?

Bishop Pike: Amen!

(God bless tutelary spirits)

It's an old joke, but is Yakult a cult?

If it is, I'm the equivalent of a Jehovah's Witness in a roomful of doorbells.

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[bateman]

I like Lana Del Rey. Her songs sounds like Bond themes.

[b_dubb]

http://listverse.com/2014/06/10/10-incredibly-insane-ufo-religions/

[wr250]

http://listverse.com/2014/06/10/10-incredibly-insane-ufo-religions/

well not a ufo cult, you forgot about the worshippers of the great Art Bell. see any of the art bell threads.

[pate]

Ever heard of "cargo cults?"  That's some strange stuff...

[Uncle Duke]

If Saudi Prince Alwaleed was born in Alabama.

You forgot the Moonpie.

[McPhallus]

I bet he felt like a prick after that.

I would call that, "getting caught up in some pussy."

[jazmunda]

[eddie dean]

What about free ice cream?

[bateman]

What about free ice cream?

I got some popsicles down in the cellar.

[jazmunda]

What about free ice cream?

Whatever floats your boat or helps you forget the butt hurt.