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Silphion

Quote from: WOTR on December 04, 2020, 06:19:28 PM
See how long it has been (or how bad my memory is...) I forgot I could just look at the recent post of the Bellgabber of the year and I would be informed. Now I should probably see what became of Jack. He was looking like he was getting pretty close to going supernova when I last saw him.  ;)

His star has dwindled to a faint glimmer of late,
ruing the scandal of recent Rubinigate.

albrecht

So after my voting "invasion," to use a Dave Norway term, I was getting gas and noticed that someone's dually diesel across the way had a sticker of braided Swedish truant Greta Thunberg on his gas cap cover . With her catch-phrase "How Dare You" in a text balloon on the quarter panel. I took a picture with my phone and got caught by the guy. I said "that is friggin' hilarious." And we talked a bit. His wife says "everywhere we go people take a pic or laugh." So bizarre. Austin Weird, I guess.

Ciardelo

Quote from: WOTR on December 04, 2020, 06:19:28 PM
See how long it has been (or how bad my memory is...) I forgot I could just look at the recent post of the Bellgabber of the year and I would be informed. Now I should probably see what became of Jack. He was looking like he was getting pretty close to going supernova when I last saw him.  ;)

Were you here for the time Pubini cucked Jackstar by way of Jack's girlfriend? Did you happen to see the nudes that were posted ALL OVER BELLGAB?

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: WOTR on December 04, 2020, 06:19:28 PM
See how long it has been (or how bad my memory is...) I forgot I could just look at the recent post of the Bellgabber of the year and I would be informed. Now I should probably see what became of Jack. He was looking like he was getting pretty close to going supernova when I last saw him.  ;)

AWOL for about a day now. I kinda miss him already though. Not his walls of irrelvancy but those odd few times you might get some gems out of him. I’ve noticed that sometimes you do have to apply pressure for that to happen though. ;)

Asuka Langley

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 04, 2020, 06:36:34 PM
Were you here for the time Pubini cucked Jackstar by way of Jack's girlfriend? Did you happen to see the nudes that were posted ALL OVER BELLGAB?

SAD!






Asuka Langley

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 04, 2020, 07:07:11 PM
Ouch Asuka! That's gotta hurt, even Jackstar has feelings...

I think.

Keanu denies the accusations, still funny tho.


ItsOver

Quote from: Silphion on December 04, 2020, 06:25:27 PM
His star has dwindled to a faint glimmer of late,
ruing the scandal of recent Rubinigate.
Nothing like being outed as UFO Jack wearing a kilt, to destroy any perception of mystique.


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: ItsOver on December 04, 2020, 07:37:50 PM
Nothing like being outed as UFO Jack wearing a kilt to destroy any perception of mystique.



He’s not UFO Jack! He’s just an older, balder Keanu. ;)


ItsOver

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 07:39:29 PM
He’s not UFO Jack! He’s just an older, balder Keanu. ;)


Heh, heh... if he’d only put down the meth.

pate

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 04, 2020, 12:07:20 AM
Here are the goods, as pulled from the Blue Letter Bible.  Let us pray.

[Gen 19:5 KJV] 5 And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where [are] the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.
[Exo 19:5 KJV] 5 Now therefore, if ye will obey my voice indeed, and keep my covenant, then ye shall be a peculiar treasure unto me above all people: for all the earth [is] mine:
[Lev 19:5 KJV] 5 And if ye offer a sacrifice of peace offerings unto the LORD, ye shall offer it at your own will.
[Num 19:5 KJV] 5 And [one] shall burn the heifer in his sight; her skin, and her flesh, and her blood, with her dung, shall he burn:
[Deu 19:5 KJV] 5 As when a man goeth into the wood with his neighbour to hew wood, and his hand fetcheth a stroke with the axe to cut down the tree, and the head slippeth from the helve, and lighteth upon his neighbour, that he die; he shall flee unto one of those cities, and live:
[Jos 19:5 KJV] 5 And Ziklag, and Bethmarcaboth, and Hazarsusah,
[Jdg 19:5 KJV] 5 And it came to pass on the fourth day, when they arose early in the morning, that he rose up to depart: and the damsel's father said unto his son in law, Comfort thine heart with a morsel of bread, and afterward go your way.
[1Sa 19:5 KJV] 5 For he did put his life in his hand, and slew the Philistine, and the LORD wrought a great salvation for all Israel: thou sawest [it], and didst rejoice: wherefore then wilt thou sin against innocent blood, to slay David without a cause?
[2Sa 19:5 KJV] 5 And Joab came into the house to the king, and said, Thou hast shamed this day the faces of all thy servants, which this day have saved thy life, and the lives of thy sons and of thy daughters, and the lives of thy wives, and the lives of thy concubines;
[1Ki 19:5 KJV] 5 And as he lay and slept under a juniper tree, behold, then an angel touched him, and said unto him, Arise [and] eat.
[2Ki 19:5 KJV] 5 So the servants of king Hezekiah came to Isaiah.
[1Ch 19:5 KJV] 5 Then there went [certain], and told David how the men were served. And he sent to meet them: for the men were greatly ashamed. And the king said, Tarry at Jericho until your beards be grown, and [then] return.
[2Ch 19:5 KJV] 5 And he set judges in the land throughout all the fenced cities of Judah, city by city,
[Job 19:5 KJV] 5 If indeed ye will magnify [yourselves] against me, and plead against me my reproach:
[Psa 19:5 KJV] 5 Which [is] as a bridegroom coming out of his chamber, [and] rejoiceth as a strong man to run a race.
[Pro 19:5 KJV] 5 A false witness shall not be unpunished, and [he that] speaketh lies shall not escape.
[Isa 19:5 KJV] 5 And the waters shall fail from the sea, and the river shall be wasted and dried up.
[Jer 19:5 KJV] 5 They have built also the high places of Baal, to burn their sons with fire [for] burnt offerings unto Baal, which I commanded not, nor spake [it], neither came [it] into my mind:
Eze 19:5 KJV] 5 Now when she saw that she had waited, [and] her hope was lost, then she took another of her whelps, [and] made him a young lion.

Wisdom of Solomon: And that thy people might pass a wonderful way: but they might find a strange death
Ecclesiasticus: Whoso taketh pleasure in wickedness shall be condemned: but he that resisteth pleasures crowneth his life.

[Mat 19:5 KJV] 5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
[Luk 19:5 KJV] 5 And when Jesus came to the place, he looked up, and saw him, and said unto him, Zacchaeus, make haste, and come down; for to day I must abide at thy house.
[Jhn 19:5 KJV] 5 Then came Jesus forth, wearing the crown of thorns, and the purple robe. And [Pilate] saith unto them, Behold the man!
[Act 19:5 KJV] 5 When they heard [this], they were baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus.
[Rev 19:5 KJV] 5 And a voice came out of the throne, saying, Praise our God, all ye his servants, and ye that fear him, both small and great.

The word of the

                              Lord.


Thanks be to

                              God.

Nineteen and a half of those need to be connected together with Theological Commentary, the remaining six and a half should be separated out as the Hogie Bible Apochrypha (not cannon Torsion Theory, but illuminating to the whole as a gestalt.)  I, personally, found it disappointing that the 19th chapter of Enoch only contained 3 verses... and upon reviewing it for this study it seemed incomplete:  I suspect theythe hobo elite have attempted to erase the rest of that chapter from the historical record and am on a search for the complete 19th chapter of Enoch.

Nice work though, although some of the other translations might have more interesting wordings that would make it more diverse.


https://biblehub.com/numbers/19-5.htm

^This site seems to have several different translations where you may do a side-by-side analysis to determine which version best translates the Spirit of Holy Torsion Theory, in Accutron's name we pray, &c...

-p

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pate

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 04, 2020, 12:07:20 AM
Here are the goods, as pulled from the Blue Letter Bible.  Let us pray.

[Gen 19:5 KJV] 5 And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where [are] the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.
[Exo 19:5 KJV] 5 Now therefore, if ye will obey my voice indeed, and keep my covenant, then ye shall be a peculiar treasure unto me above all people: for all the earth [is] mine:
[Lev 19:5 KJV] 5 And if ye offer a sacrifice of peace offerings unto the LORD, ye shall offer it at your own will.
[Num 19:5 KJV] 5 And [one] shall burn the heifer in his sight; her skin, and her flesh, and her blood, with her dung, shall he burn:
[Deu 19:5 KJV] 5 As when a man goeth into the wood with his neighbour to hew wood, and his hand fetcheth a stroke with the axe to cut down the tree, and the head slippeth from the helve, and lighteth upon his neighbour, that he die; he shall flee unto one of those cities, and live:
[Jos 19:5 KJV] 5 And Ziklag, and Bethmarcaboth, and Hazarsusah,
[Jdg 19:5 KJV] 5 And it came to pass on the fourth day, when they arose early in the morning, that he rose up to depart: and the damsel's father said unto his son in law, Comfort thine heart with a morsel of bread, and afterward go your way.
[1Sa 19:5 KJV] 5 For he did put his life in his hand, and slew the Philistine, and the LORD wrought a great salvation for all Israel: thou sawest [it], and didst rejoice: wherefore then wilt thou sin against innocent blood, to slay David without a cause?
[2Sa 19:5 KJV] 5 And Joab came into the house to the king, and said, Thou hast shamed this day the faces of all thy servants, which this day have saved thy life, and the lives of thy sons and of thy daughters, and the lives of thy wives, and the lives of thy concubines;
[1Ki 19:5 KJV] 5 And as he lay and slept under a juniper tree, behold, then an angel touched him, and said unto him, Arise [and] eat.
[2Ki 19:5 KJV] 5 So the servants of king Hezekiah came to Isaiah.
[1Ch 19:5 KJV] 5 Then there went [certain], and told David how the men were served. And he sent to meet them: for the men were greatly ashamed. And the king said, Tarry at Jericho until your beards be grown, and [then] return.
[2Ch 19:5 KJV] 5 And he set judges in the land throughout all the fenced cities of Judah, city by city,
[Job 19:5 KJV] 5 If indeed ye will magnify [yourselves] against me, and plead against me my reproach:
[Psa 19:5 KJV] 5 Which [is] as a bridegroom coming out of his chamber, [and] rejoiceth as a strong man to run a race.
[Pro 19:5 KJV] 5 A false witness shall not be unpunished, and [he that] speaketh lies shall not escape.
[Isa 19:5 KJV] 5 And the waters shall fail from the sea, and the river shall be wasted and dried up.
[Jer 19:5 KJV] 5 They have built also the high places of Baal, to burn their sons with fire [for] burnt offerings unto Baal, which I commanded not, nor spake [it], neither came [it] into my mind:
Eze 19:5 KJV] 5 Now when she saw that she had waited, [and] her hope was lost, then she took another of her whelps, [and] made him a young lion.

Wisdom of Solomon: And that thy people might pass a wonderful way: but they might find a strange death
Ecclesiasticus: Whoso taketh pleasure in wickedness shall be condemned: but he that resisteth pleasures crowneth his life.

[Mat 19:5 KJV] 5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
[Luk 19:5 KJV] 5 And when Jesus came to the place, he looked up, and saw him, and said unto him, Zacchaeus, make haste, and come down; for to day I must abide at thy house.
[Jhn 19:5 KJV] 5 Then came Jesus forth, wearing the crown of thorns, and the purple robe. And [Pilate] saith unto them, Behold the man!
[Act 19:5 KJV] 5 When they heard [this], they were baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus.
[Rev 19:5 KJV] 5 And a voice came out of the throne, saying, Praise our God, all ye his servants, and ye that fear him, both small and great.

The word of the

                              Lord.


Thanks be to

                              God.

All links below are to biblehub.com

Gen 19:15
Exo 19:5
Lev 19:5
Num 19:5
Deu 19:5
Jos 19:5
Jdg 19:5
1Sa 19:5
2Sa 19:5
1Ki 19:5
2Ki 19:5
1Ch 19:5
1Ch 19:5
Job 19:5
Psa 19:5
Pro 19:5
Isa 19:5
Jer 19:5
Eze 19:5
Mat 19:5
Luk 19:5
Jhn 19:5
Act 19:5
Rev 19:5

All of which are translated into about 30 different versions:  NIV, NLT, ESV, BSB, NAS NKJ, KJV, CSB, CEV, GNT, HCS, ASV, DBT, DRB ... OJB, & WEB.

There are also handy study & reference passages for each of the 19:5 verses, that might help you in your quest for the Holy Grail of Torsion Theory, dubya.

-p

    ! This post may or may not be Papal Bull



albrecht

Quote from: pate on December 04, 2020, 09:13:13 PM
All links below are to biblehub.com

Gen 19:15
Exo 19:5
Lev 19:5
Num 19:5
Deu 19:5
Jos 19:5
Jdg 19:5
1Sa 19:5
2Sa 19:5
1Ki 19:5
2Ki 19:5
1Ch 19:5
1Ch 19:5
Job 19:5
Psa 19:5
Pro 19:5
Isa 19:5
Jer 19:5
Eze 19:5
Mat 19:5
Luk 19:5
Jhn 19:5
Act 19:5
Rev 19:5

All of which are translated into about 30 different versions:  NIV, NLT, ESV, BSB, NAS NKJ, KJV, CSB, CEV, GNT, HCS, ASV, DBT, DRB ... OJB, & WEB.

There are also handy study & reference passages for each of the 19:5 verses, that might help you in your quest for the Holy Grail of Torsion Theory, dubya.

-p

    ! This post may or may not be Papal Bull
Good work by this new administration! Even before officially inaugurated! Hit the ground running fixing shit.

As a warning. Not on that site, necessarily. But I've "heard" that some apps and sites- apps especially- are COMMUNIST, mainly Chinese, and use them to gain access, id people, malware, identity theft, social credit system monitoring, and etc. Many apps, and sites, do this but they target Bible ones so as to get to dissidents  in China, esp HK, and to their claimed enemy (US, Formosa, etc.) There also is some concern, in some circles, about these apps, and sites, changing the Text. I know, I know Ian and K_Dubb would point out 'corrections' and 'translation' issues and that rewordings and changes have happened always. But these ones might be not based on real research or motives good but political correctness- or outright sabotage on a "Biblical Level."
ps: in general I would be wary of any electronic texts or books, especially if connected to the 'web.' History is changing all the time. And all can be deleted, tracked, managed, or changed. I do think it is good to archive, even electronic, but nothing beats also keeping some old tomes around in actual print. The Good Book. TM 31-210 and so on. And without power you need actual copy. Just in case. Bury some extra copies with your weapons, ammo, etc. Keep the Cosmoline away from the books, however.  ;)
I'm only kidding!

K_Dubb

Quote from: albrecht on December 04, 2020, 05:12:30 PM
I hate the flat-bill ball caps...

Of course.  With your regressive political views, general surliness, and suspiciously German-sounding name I am not surprised you are an organ of ankle-nipping conformity!

K_Dubb

Quote from: pate on December 04, 2020, 08:16:23 PM
Nineteen and a half of those need to be connected together with Theological Commentary, the remaining six and a half should be separated out as the Hogie Bible Apochrypha (not cannon Torsion Theory, but illuminating to the whole as a gestalt.)  I, personally, found it disappointing that the 19th chapter of Enoch only contained 3 verses... and upon reviewing it for this study it seemed incomplete:  I suspect theythe hobo elite have attempted to erase the rest of that chapter from the historical record and am on a search for the complete 19th chapter of Enoch.

Nice work though, although some of the other translations might have more interesting wordings that would make it more diverse.


https://biblehub.com/numbers/19-5.htm

^This site seems to have several different translations where you may do a side-by-side analysis to determine which version best translates the Spirit of Holy Torsion Theory, in Accutron's name we pray, &c...

-p

          ! This entire post has been excommunicated by the Pope

Thank you, sir!  I was contemplating arranging the verses according to theme -- there are a few, viz. eating, sex & marriage, prophecy, general wisdom -- and, of course, as the original text was not a bound volume but a bunch of scrolls shoved in a box, it is not necessary to read them in order, but I thought it important to get the raw material out there in a uniform translation so we could all see what we were dealing with.

Innerreach

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 04, 2020, 07:07:11 PM
Ouch Asuka! That's gotta hurt, even Jackstar has feelings...

I think.

It kinda pisses me off... Jackstar HOTFIXED my heart once... Me angry.

Code: [Select]
HOTFIX: Fixed Innerreach's heart. You're welcome.

albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 04, 2020, 10:25:07 PM
Of course.  With your regressive political views, general surliness, and suspiciously German-sounding name I am not surprised you are an organ of ankle-nipping conformity!
I will let the more Mid-Atlantic accented spokesman speak for me in this regard:

"The largest cultural menace in America is the conformity of the intellectual cliques which, in education as well as the arts, are out to impose upon the nation their modish fads and fallacies, and have nearly succeeded in doing so. In this cultural issue, we are, without reservations, on the side of excellence (rather than "newness") and of honest intellectual combat (rather than conformity)."



K_Dubb

Quote from: albrecht on December 04, 2020, 10:13:19 PM
I know Ian and K_Dubb would point out 'corrections' and 'translation' issues and that rewordings and changes have happened always. But these ones might be not based on real research or motives good but political correctness- or outright sabotage on a

I do not appreciate you putting me in the good deacon's company because he is fat!  But that is why I like the blueletterbible site, you can compare dozens of translations side-by-side and, even if your Greek and Hebrew has somehow wandered off, you can still drill down to the original text and compare, word by word, how that verse was translated and, at a click, how that word was translated elsewhere.

K_Dubb

Quote from: albrecht on December 04, 2020, 10:30:25 PM
I will let the more Mid-Atlantic accented spokesman speak for me in this regard:

"The largest cultural menace in America is the conformity of the intellectual cliques which, in education as well as the arts, are out to impose upon the nation their modish fads and fallacies, and have nearly succeeded in doing so. In this cultural issue, we are, without reservations, on the side of excellence (rather than "newness") and of honest intellectual combat (rather than conformity)."



Sure, for all his airy-fairy high-mindedness I bet he bent his hat-brims like a good little Nazi, too!

pate

Quote from: albrecht on December 04, 2020, 10:13:19 PM
Good work by this new administration! Even before officially inaugurated! Hit the ground running fixing shit.

As a warning. Not on that site, necessarily. But I've "heard" that some apps and sites- apps especially- are COMMUNIST, mainly Chinese, and use them to gain access, id people, malware, identity theft, social credit system monitoring, and etc. Many apps, and sites, do this but they target Bible ones so as to get to dissidents  in China, esp HK, and to their claimed enemy (US, Formosa, etc.) There also is some concern, in some circles, about these apps, and sites, changing the Text. I know, I know Ian and K_Dubb would point out 'corrections' and 'translation' issues and that rewordings and changes have happened always. But these ones might be not based on real research or motives good but political correctness- or outright sabotage on a "Biblical Level."
ps: in general I would be wary of any electronic texts or books, especially if connected to the 'web.' History is changing all the time. And all can be deleted, tracked, managed, or changed. I do think it is good to archive, even electronic, but nothing beats also keeping some old tomes around in actual print. The Good Book. TM 31-210 and so on. And without power you need actual copy. Just in case. Bury some extra copies with your weapons, ammo, etc. Keep the Cosmoline away from the books, however.  ;)
I'm only kidding!

Add FM 21-76 to that list of ”good books”, alby.

-p

albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 04, 2020, 10:34:12 PM
I do not appreciate you putting me in the good deacon's company because he is fat!  But that is why I like the blueletterbible site, you can compare dozens of translations side-by-side and, even if your Greek and Hebrew has somehow wandered off, you can still drill down to the original text and compare, word by word, how that verse was translated and, at a click, how that word was translated elsewhere.
Haha. Ian, by girth, could be at least three skinny Deacon's worth of silk for his stole. No apersions but gluttony might have been something 'taken out' of his readings.

Good sites out there. But I still wonder about 'online' translations- and digital archives- of anything. These days with technology even voice (now video- though that is still uncanny valley) can seem legitimate to many.
ps: Alert: I want IAN to interview SDM. It would be epic. They have vestments that would fit each other. And both C2C classics. And if SDM is still in the hoosegow Ian could use his religious capacity to gain an interview!


albrecht

Quote from: pate on December 04, 2020, 10:37:00 PM
Add FM 21-76 to that list of ”good books”, alby.

-p
;)
I tell kids youtube aint gonna do jack for you, later. I admit you can find good stuff there. But when real happens, you have to have real tools, mentality, manuals, and training. But, "whatever."

albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 04, 2020, 10:36:36 PM
Sure, for all his airy-fairy high-mindedness I bet he bent his hat-brims like a good little Nazi, too!


I would've thought you'd appreciate his accent, and manner of argument. Maybe even his style of dress, affectation,  and deportment. At least for retro-chic, when people could allude and argue. With aplomb! Onna my phone now so excuse, please, as Mr Chan might say for grammar or spellings.

Silphion

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 04, 2020, 10:36:36 PM
Sure, for all his airy-fairy high-mindedness I bet he bent his hat-brims like a good little Nazi, too!

Times have changed; few would have dared slander Mr. Buckley, thusly, in his day.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arovfs6inG8 

K_Dubb

Quote from: albrecht on December 04, 2020, 11:24:08 PM

I would've thought you'd appreciate his accent, and manner of argument. Maybe even his style of dress, affectation,  and deportment. At least for retro-chic, when people could allude and argue. With aplomb! Onna my phone now so excuse, please, as Mr Chan might say for grammar or spellings.

Haha yeah I am just goofing.  If nothing else, persuading Rosalyn Tureck to record what I think are her best set of Bach's Partitas at his home was a service to humanity in general.

WOTR

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 04, 2020, 06:36:34 PM
Were you here for the time Pubini cucked Jackstar by way of Jack's girlfriend? Did you happen to see the nudes that were posted ALL OVER BELLGAB?

I think just the start of it. A picture of grapefruit in a cowboy hat had been posted. I think that was about all. The whole thing seemed screwed up. How you end up entangled with a character like Rubini is beyond me.

Still, I hope jack bounces back. I do enjoy a number of his posts...

Ciardelo

Quote from: WOTR on December 05, 2020, 01:19:16 AM
I think just the start of it. A picture of grapefruit in a cowboy hat had been posted. I think that was about all. The whole thing seemed screwed up. How you end up entangled with a character like Rubini is beyond me.

Still, I hope jack bounces back. I do enjoy a number of his posts...

Huh. Which number?

Like uh...the first 50 or 60 or are you more a fan of 200 POSTS A DAY MOTHERFUCKERS. EAT IT AND ENJOY IT!!!

heh heh

I think Jackie might have a little drug problem. Still...bro's B4 ho's, man.

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