Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[ItsOver]

This is a game I call Hippie Scrabble.  No explanation is necessary beyond showing you one of a friend's and mine perfect score at a Tucson steakhouse.

Drove by saw this:
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Which became this:
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Hahaha...I think I've been by that place during one of my excursions to Tucson.  That's one toasty hot, cool little city. 

[aldousburbank]

Hahaha...I think I've been by that place during one of my excursions to Tucson.  That's one toasty hot, cool little city. 

Twosawn is THE coolest, hot little city in the US by far.

[MV/Liberace!]

Hey!       

Heh he

[Sardondi]

Hahaha...I think I've been by that place during one of my excursions to Tucson.  That's one toasty hot, cool little city.

It is not cool. It is hot. A dry, searing heat, like opening the door to a furnace. But at least it's not the choking, claustrophobic heat of so much of the Southeast, of 90° and 90% humidity.

[ItsOver]

It is not cool. It is hot. A dry, searing heat, like opening the door to a furnace. But at least it's not the choking, claustrophobic heat of so much of the Southeast, of 90° and 90% humidity.

SE Arizona's interesting.  I've been there this time of year when the Summer monsoon hits.  It can be as you say, Sardondi, very hot and dry and then a monsoon storm will come trundling in and light up the sky with lightning and dump a lot of rain.  All the sudden, it feels like being in the SE U.S., not only hot but humid.  Fortunately, the air usually dries out, until the next monsoon T-storm hits.  Davis-Monthan AFB is a neat place, being home to the Air Force's boneyard.  Acres and acres of old USAF aircraft.

I love the Catalina Mountains and Mt. Lemmon.  You can be roasting hot in the Tucscon valley but cruise up to the top of Mt. Lemmon and it can be pretty nice, as long as there's not a forest fire raging nearby.  I love it out in that area when the Fall rolls in and it cools off.  Nice, crisp cool nights with beautiful blue skies.   As Art used to say "The Great American Southwest." 

[Imconfused]

oh right.  my stupid random thing on my mind is that : GTA5 is coming out on sep17.  basically one day after AB's debut.  well,  my plan is,  be here on sep16,  and hope that there is gonna be some kind of "stream",  cause I don't have sirius.   then after NOT sleeping the whole night (listening to you,  guys,  here), I will go to best buy and purchase GTA5.  after that I don't know what's gonna happen.   

I do wish you all luck, tho and hope you keep me, and other people, in touch about AB and his en devours.

peace and out

[stevesh]

The Onion Nailed It:


Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013

The upcoming story tease at the end made me laugh out loud.

[Sardondi]

The Onion Nailed It:


Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013

The upcoming story tease at the end made me laugh out loud.

Brilliant. I'd say they were a little optimistic about how much reserves of Miley's entertainment value were left.

BTW, love your new avatar. Sometimes the bloviation quotient of the Colonel's words and wisdom gets a little high, but on the whole America would be in a hell of a lot better shape if we'd listened to him. But I became a convert to his doctrine about the .45 ACP and pistol shooting in general in the 60's. I was using a Weaver stance long before I had my driver's license. And the day I became 21 I plunked down my money ($225 as I recall) for a brand new Colt Combat Commander. I'm partial to the Commander's handier barrel length and find no loss in effective accuracy. When I put the Government Model's hammer on my Commander (to prevent that nasty hammer bite the Commander gave to the web of the hand) and a rubber Pachmayr grip, I had a perfect weapon. I only wished for a higher capacity. Which Glock gave us with the 13+1 of their Model 21. But I just never could replace the beauty of the 1911 design with Glock's new generation look. What I could replace my Commander with - to my everlasting shame -  was a POS S&W 5906. Can you believe it? I got it only because I could get all the free DEA 9mm I could carry. Jeez was I stupid.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Oh, I dunno.  There are lots of radio groupies out there. Even cookie cutter douchebag local station guys have "followers." You'd be surprised.

Your post reminds me of this Larry King story:

http://youtu.be/1yD8PzFFNFU

[stevesh]

Yup, Cooper was a hero of mine in all things gun-related (and some not).

I wouldn't mind paying $225 for a new Commander. Colt prices are what led me to buy a Kimber Pro-Carry 2 (1911 Commander length, beavertail safety, stainless( ~$800). It's the most accurate gun of any kind I've ever owned.

I guess I've always assumed that if I can't hit what I'm aiming at with eight rounds, I probably won't hit it with the ninth, either.

Didn't they make a 9MM Commander at one time ?

Bloviation for sure, but it was a nice offset to the plain-speaking style of Elmer Keith and Skeeter Skelton back in the Golden Age of gun writing.

A couple of Jeff Cooper quotes I saved:

"One who places safety first is, quite specifically, a coward. We do not go to war to be safe, neither do we climb mountains, or race cars, or hunt buffalo, to be safe. We hear commentators explain that we should not resist violent crime because we may get hurt. This is the advice of the rabbit people who live all their lives in fear and never know the joy of danger. There are people like that, and while we may feel sorry for them, we must never take their advice seriously."

"We recently ran across a statement attributed to an old Western sheriff which fills us with delight. He stated that he wished his deputies to respond to the threat of lethal violence with "disconcerting alacrity." What a great phrase! For years I have taught mind set and defensive tactics to thousands of students when almost everything I sought to impart could have been included in exhortation to disconcerting alacrity. Disconcerting alacrity. There you have it."

"Watching a man take the butt from his shoulder when he works a bolt strikes a rifleman as an equivalent of watching a pedestrian put the wrong foot in the stirrup and swing himself into the saddle facing aft."

[Sardondi]

...I wouldn't mind paying $225 for a new Commander. Colt prices are what led me to buy a Kimber Pro-Carry 2 (1911 Commander length, beavertail safety, stainless( ~$800). It's the most accurate gun of any kind I've ever owned.

BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA! The very gun I have looked at with a mind to getting back into the fold! I don't like the grips though. I'm a Pachmayr devotee for life. Yeah, my switch to the longer safety came a couple of thousands of rounds of hardball too late to avoid a lifetime scar in the web of my shooting hand.

Otherwise, I think a 9mm was offered, as was a .38 Super (even typing that caliber makes me cringe). Heh, Elmer Keith. I can't remember exactly when, but at some point I began to doubt the accuracy of some of his tales. But I grew up on American Rifleman and Guns and Ammo, and much preferred the latter.

Cooper always reminded me of a crusty Phys Ed teacher, who had contempt for virtually everyone whom he thought didn't measure up. I thought about going to Gunsite not long after it was begun. But I remember him writing about an incident in which a greenhorn at his school had asked to see his sidearm. Thta apparently was an incredible faux pas and is Just Not Done. (It may be offered, but must never be asked. Go figure.) I could just see me violating some similar unknown rules of Pistolero Decorum, and being humiliated by Cooper. So I never went to his famous school for that very reason.

[Sardondi]

Heh. A gargoyle on a 13th-century abbey looks like the "Alien", and even appears to have some kind of suit and/or breathing apparatus.



Don't know how much to trust this site. It's something called the "BBC": http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-23810978

[Juan]

Absolute proof of time travel.

[basswood]

I think that cathedral ate this cathedral.

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[Sardondi]

Absolute proof of time travel.

If you'll look closely at the pic, you'll see the "gargoyle" is an actual Alien caught Philadelphia Project-style in the granite block as it unfortunately materialized with its lower half encased in the rock.

[Juan]

I'll be damned.  You're right.

[PB the Deplorable]

I think that cathedral ate this cathedral.

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And this one has a helmet on. He's clearly from a spaces ship.  Where is our new friend to report these to the Ancient Alien folks?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Heh. A gargoyle on a 13th-century abbey looks like the "Alien", and even appears to have some kind of suit and/or breathing apparatus.

Good story, worth listening to. I don't want to give away the 'reveal'.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Run Coastgab.com (it doesn't work with Bellgab) through www.gizoogle.net and see what happens. Pay close attention to the upper right corner and the list of last posts as well as the user names for a big LOL.

[WildCard]

Run Coastgab.com (it doesn't work with Bellgab) through www.gizoogle.net and see what happens. Pay close attention to the upper right corner and the list of last posts as well as the user names for a big LOL.

Hell yeah!

snoop doggy dogg - tha shiznit

[MV/Liberace!]

Da followin be a list of documented George Noory quotes. Known as "Nooryisms"... these non sequitur quips n' half-witted, meanderin ramblings serve only ta exacerbate mah vibe of disappointment over what tha fuck has happened since Noory took over Coast ta Coast AM. If you happen ta know of others n' you can document when they occurred, please post dem up in a reply ta dis topic.


"Could it be a portal?"

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"I don't be thinkin there's any doubt."

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"Let me rap even I have hustled some thangs here I didn't know about."
From Jul 19 2007. Peepin a round table rap on trans-humanism.

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"How tha fuck 'bout a thugged-out dramatic topic... trans-humanism... you know, when you just be thinkin of tha word trans-humanism, you dudint be thinkin dat it's dat bangin but it straight-up is!"
From July 19 2007 yo. Dude straight-up did say dudn't.

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"If we all had our own solar system, we wouldn't gotta worry bout dis shit."
From July 19, 2007. Durin a gangbangin' finger-lickin' rap on solar juice.

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"Did yo dirty ass hear todizzle they just found Saturn's 60th moon, biatch? I'ma hit you wit one mazillion dollarz of tha network's scrilla, James, if you, up in tha next two minutes, can name all sixty."
From July 19, 2007.

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George Noory: "Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Leir's joint is www.alienscalpel.com. Ooh, that's freaky soundin fo' realz. Alien scalpel."

Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Roger Leir: "Well, you know me George, I don't try ta scare people."

George Noory: "Yeah, wit dem fang teeth of yours?"
July 6, 2007.

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"If you raised a funky-ass baby n' beat it n' kicked it n' yelled at it, it would turn up ta be a mean baby?"
July 19, 2007.

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"Jim, humanitizzle has always been lookin fo' ways ta improve on our sufferin n' improve on disease, agin n' involuntary dirtnap..."
July 19, 2007.

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"Yo ass know, Ray, everytime I be thinkin of thangs up in tha future, I be thinkin of tha Jetsons."
July 19, 2007.

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"Well before too long we'll all be cyborgs won't we?"
July 19, 2007.

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"I would guess yo' mind is part of whoz ass yo ass is."
July 19, 2007.

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"If you had a cold-ass lil chizzle ta go back ta Skull n' Bones up in dis biatch, as a lil fly on tha ointment, so ta speak, what tha fuck would you be lookin for?"

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"Gosh!"

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I've been fascinated by dis mah entire game.

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Al-ja-reeza.

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"Things is never as they seem.

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I should write a funky-ass book. I've always wanted ta write a funky-ass book. I should write a funky-ass book bout lil playas whoz ass peep dead people.

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"Wouldn't it be dunkadelic if one dizzle they discover a funky-ass buried UFO n' flipped a switch n' on it goes?" (Another non-sequitur.)

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I don't believe up in coincidences.

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There is no coincidences.

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Coincidences don't exist.

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Have I eva mentioned dat I don't believe up in coincidences?

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OK, Canuck. Don't knock our administration.

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I straight-up do believe 2012 is coming. What do you be thinkin bout that?

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"Well, tha crew mind experiments I've done on tha show done been rather tentatizzle cuz I don't know what tha fuck tha heck I'm bustin.

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George: "It would be pimped out if Saddam just left Iraq, don't you think?"

Hal: "Yes yo, but he's not goin ta do dis shit. Like last time, he's goin ta put his playa hatas up in harm's way, use dem as human shields, n' wreak destruction on tha oil fields."

George: "That's kind of selfish, isn't it?"

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"Yeah, March 3rd be a gangbangin' full moon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. When our thugs go up in that'd be tha dopest time, cuz they'll straight-up need tha light ta see." (On tha Iraq invasion.)

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"I truly believe there be other solar systems up there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. I straight-up do."

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That'll make you wanna think.

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"Just let it go. Don't worry bout dat shit. If you screw up, no one will eva know." (George rappin' ta his board operator durin a funky-ass break when his crazy-ass mic was accidentally left open.)

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A rap is worth a thousand lyrics.

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Slick Rick C yo. Hoagland: So he used tha Star Wars theme tha night before tha Dogg damn war started hommie! Can I say dat on here?

George Noory: No.

Slick Rick C yo. Hoagland: Oh. OK.

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"That's gots ta be da most thugged-out shitty luck I've eva heard of... up in a straight-up long time."

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I was jumpin over chairs n' knockin dem over wit mah back Nikes."

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"Yeah. Pretty freaky. But has mah playas considered tha playas dat live underground, biatch? (Referrin ta tha Soundz From Hell clip.)

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"Lex has done it again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I don't know how tha fuck Lex do dat shit." (Referrin ta listener-submitted photos on tha joint.)

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"Oh, yeah."
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Sure.
That's right.
Uh huh.
Gee.
Ha ha. That?s true.
Yeah.
I was just goin ta say...
Sure, yeah.
Gosh, his schmoooove ass comes up wit some pimped out stuff.
(Noory's interactions wit Michio Kaku up in April of 2003.)

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"He's all bout findin tha 'Theory of Almost Everything.'"
(Referrin ta Michio Kaku.)

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"Did dat schmoooove muthafucka have.....Lamb Legs?"
(Referrin ta a half-man, half-animal thang a cold-ass lil calla holla'd was chasin her muthafuckin ass.)

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"Yo ass know, you sound exactly like Don Johnson."
(Immediately followin a lengthy monologue by hommie Zeph Daniel.)

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Is they called sand scripts cuz they was freestyled on tabletz of sand?
(To Mike Cremo, referrin ta tha Sanskrit language.)

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Chucacabra.

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"Do you be thinkin asteroidz gotz a funky-ass dome n' know which side of tha hood ta crash into?"

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"You'll know how tha fuck advanced they is by tha amount of graffiti up in tha tunnels.
(Referrin ta Mars.)

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Wagerin war...

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"I've gots ta ask you something, n' dis is goin ta be a straight-up profound question. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I want you ta be thinkin fo' a moment, if you haven't already, and... oh, I guess you probably already have...

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Yo ass betta add hydrogen to, say, gasoline... or do dat defeat tha purpose?"

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"I wanna go back ta tha dark ages n' smoke up what tha fuck tha reason was. I be thinkin dat shiznit was a asterizzle or a meteor."

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"Elderly Thomas Edison was elderly."
March 28, 2007.

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"Bigfoot may well be a extraterrestrial, cuz... remember Chewbacca?"

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"We're not rappin' bout dead people. We're rappin' bout tha aliens... of they pimps!"

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"Well, wit prophecy you gots ta peep what tha fuck happens."

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"Yo ass do suttin' annual every last muthafuckin year, don't yo slick ass?"

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"What I do is create a aura of mystery."

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"Sometimes I wish tha aliens would abduct me n' crown me as they leader."

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"Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck or what tha fuck was tha Great Pyramid?"

[HorrorRetro]

I didn't think the list of Nooryisms could be improved.  I was wrong.

[MV/Liberace!]

I didn't think the list of Nooryisms could be improved.  I was wrong.

You'll know how tha fuck advanced they is by tha amount of graffiti up in tha tunnels.

haha, holy shit.

[HorrorRetro]

"Yeah, March 3rd be a gangbangin' full moon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. When our thugs go up in that'd be tha dopest time, cuz they'll straight-up need tha light ta see." (On tha Iraq invasion.)

There are too many gems.  I can't pick a favorite.

[b_dubb]

so man lol s here

[Sardondi]

MV - I'm overcome. That's a masterpiece. Fo', uh, shizzle.

[MV/Liberace!]

MV - I'm overcome. That's a masterpiece. Fo', uh, shizzle.

haha, i had tears in my eyes reading it.

[ItsOver]

Finally, Dave makes sense.  Fo shuh.

[ItsOver]

My fave, biatch. 

"I was jumpin over chairs n' knockin dem over wit mah back Nikes.""

[MV/Liberace!]

My fave, biatch. 

"I was jumpin over chairs n' knockin dem over wit mah back Nikes.""

haaaaaaaaaaahahahaa, yessssss...  there are too many home runs.