Oh, Canada! ::)

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albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 13, 2022, 08:02:38 PMYes she is a Q nut from what I have heard, if she is crowned we might have to make Yakstar ambassador to Canada since they speak the same language.

I, for one, the ROYAL use of one- not we-  like the nutjobs, if non-violent, with regards to claims. What is good for the goose. See how the gander courts handle. 

K_Dubb

It does seem like Canada or at least Alberta is a kind of test bed for US politics lately.  Here is some background on QUeen Dildo, sardines are approved Royal Treats

https://twitter.com/callumxoxox/status/1559606059248939008


WOTR

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 08, 2022, 07:59:07 PMThat black panther always seemed to stir things up. ;)

This is true. He may be spotted again. Our overlords seem to be ignoring common sense and going all in.

WOTR

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 10, 2022, 12:18:46 AMOh no!  I hope you can figure it out, Walks had to do something, too.  I just use tunnelbear out of habit, no problem, I don't know if my provider blocks it or not.  Please stay in touch, will send you a PM.


Thanks Dubb... That was a very sweet message. I'm confident that some day, when the civil war is over, and monkeypox just a distant memory our forbidden love will triumph. Of course, I fully expect a boarder wall between our two countries to be erected by then. But it will serve as just the final challenge to be overcome.  :D

Well, as I said in the other thread- a combination of airvpn with the final connection through Opera's VPN seems to have solved the issue.


WOTR

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 09, 2022, 01:04:59 PMDidn't Eden play Shortstop for the Cubs?

If memory serves, that was "I don't give a damn."

WOTR

Quote from: SredniVashtar on August 09, 2022, 04:08:25 AMSounds like a 'no' for WOTR. I would recommend him to be philosophical about this ignominious rejection, as it spared him decades in Buggerville dabbing K_Dubb with ointment every time the monkeypox acts up again.

He rejects me publicly... but the heat on his email would be rated a fire hazard in most jurisdictions.*

*Still, you may be correct.There is no reason to believe that the monkeypox vax will be anymore "safe and effective" the last vaccine they rolled out. And I doubt I would make a very attentive nursemaid.

WOTR

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 16, 2022, 05:26:17 PM

It's really funny. My sister had been considering moving her family to CostaRica a couple of years ago. And I was thinking that it might be a little too much of a banana republic. Certain recent government actions and laws in Canada have me reconsidering who the actual totalitarian banana republic is.

Also a funny thing that many people don't know (prompted by the question "What if somebody honks at him?") During the convoy in Ottawa there was a liberal MP who actually got up in the house of commons and said that when protesters would say or have signs saying "honk honk" that it was actually code for "heil Hitler." And these clowns want me to take them serious.

*I found it. This is a clip of a bitch gaslighting the Canadian public.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQb-6yXKBlE

K_Dubb

Quote from: WOTR on August 25, 2022, 01:22:23 AMThanks Dubb... That was a very sweet message. I'm confident that some day, when the civil war is over, and monkeypox just a distant memory our forbidden love will triumph. Of course, I fully expect a boarder wall between our two countries to be erected by then. But it will serve as just the final challenge to be overcome.  :D

Well, as I said in the other thread- a combination of airvpn with the final connection through Opera's VPN seems to have solved the issue.



Yay!  Happy you figured it out. Ya with all the pleas for American bodies and gurns to occupy courthouses and arrest the Mounties they are going to make the Peace Arch into Checkpoint Charlie, I will meet you there and wave my little hankie and hurl butter tarts over the wall.

albrecht

Quote from: WOTR on August 25, 2022, 01:43:18 AMIt's really funny. My sister had been considering moving her family to CostaRica a couple of years ago. And I was thinking that it might be a little too much of a banana republic. Certain recent government actions and laws in Canada have me reconsidering who the actual totalitarian banana republic is.

Also a funny thing that many people don't know (prompted by the question "What if somebody honks at him?") During the convoy in Ottawa there was a liberal MP who actually got up in the house of commons and said that when protesters would say or have signs saying "honk honk" that it was actually code for "heil Hitler." And these clowns want me to take them serious.

*I found it. This is a clip of a bitch gaslighting the Canadian public.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQb-6yXKBlE

Friend moved to the DR awhile ago. It was great. Cheap etc. Still can work from home (I got internet.) Private school. The beaches! You know the usual ex-pat ideals. Then storms and the crime if not leaving gated community and having to have security to take daughter to international school. Moved back. Than Tahoe place almost burnt down. But all good now. But at least in the USA, despite the BLMs and Commies, you still have semblance of order and can own weapons when SHTF.

K_Dubb

Now you have a king wtf

https://twitter.com/DrJayDrNo/status/1562922224931450880

I keep saying, nobody will take you guys seriously until somebody takes his shirt off  :P

albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 25, 2022, 06:47:32 PMNow you have a king wtf

https://twitter.com/DrJayDrNo/status/1562922224931450880

I keep saying, nobody will take you guys seriously until somebody takes his shirt off  :P
Which of those two will fare better in prison? Granted there is a handicap because I'm guessing Canadian prisons are more Euro-like but still. Bison guy got the tatts for instant nods by some major gangs. And, obviously, the spirit that would take a lunch tray to someone over a glare.
ps: is Dr.Jay the same guy that somehow, my memory hazy, the Dr.Jay that was associated with Art, Heather, and all that mess and various 'radio networks?'

K_Dubb

Quote from: albrecht on August 25, 2022, 07:22:47 PMWhich of those two will fare better in prison? Granted there is a handicap because I'm guessing Canadian prisons are more Euro-like but still. Bison guy got the tatts for instant nods by some major gangs. And, obviously, the spirit that would take a lunch tray to someone over a glare.
ps: is Dr.Jay the same guy that somehow, my memory hazy, the Dr.Jay that was associated with Art, Heather, and all that mess and various 'radio networks?'

Haha no I don't think this is that Dr. J.  Normally I would say buffalo boy would have a better time of it, for all the reasons you cited, but if memory serves he is a vegan or something like that and, when the courtroom-artist pictures of his sentencing came out, he wasn't looking so hot, bald as an egg without the furhat and pretty auschwitzy already, I worry about him  :(

I am thinking about writing an academic paper tentatively titled "Icons of Resistance: American and Canadian Mascotry in the New Weimar Era" which contrasts the atavistic display of trumpet man and buffalo boy with their Canadian counterparts who seem to embrace their monarchical heritage to a surprising degree.  Tentative hypothesis is that the monarch in his era was frequently in conflict with other estates -- barons and clergy -- and cultivated a popular character that might potentially respond to the common folk's appeals for justice, kind of a royal triangulation.  One which we in this country lack completely being essentially republican.  Kings are always the oppressor in our mythos while Canada still remembers Wat Tyler and wants to appeal to the sovereign for relief.  Hope they don't end up like Wat Tyler in the end  :-\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvOEVyo93dg

albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 25, 2022, 08:50:35 PMHaha no I don't think this is that Dr. J.  Normally I would say buffalo boy would have a better time of it, for all the reasons you cited, but if memory serves he is a vegan or something like that and, when the courtroom-artist pictures of his sentencing came out, he wasn't looking so hot, bald as an egg without the furhat and pretty auschwitzy already, I worry about him  :(

I am thinking about writing an academic paper tentatively titled "Icons of Resistance: American and Canadian Mascotry in the New Weimar Era" which contrasts the atavistic display of trumpet man and buffalo boy with their Canadian counterparts who seem to embrace their monarchical heritage to a surprising degree.  Tentative hypothesis is that the monarch in his era was frequently in conflict with other estates -- barons and clergy -- and cultivated a popular character that might potentially respond to the common folk's appeals for justice, kind of a royal triangulation.  One which we in this country lack completely being essentially republican.  Kings are always the oppressor in our mythos while Canada still remembers Wat Tyler and wants to appeal to the sovereign for relief.  Hope they don't end up like Wat Tyler in the end  :-\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvOEVyo93dg
Publish or perish. I like it. One notes odd things still in our society. 'Prayer to the Court' for 'relief,' and the robe deal. Colors of same have a history, changing, gangsta! I won't go into, here, the whole "fringed flag" and admiraltry stuff but, note in passing, that Maritime Law is crazy and, oddly, still a big deal.

WOTR

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 25, 2022, 08:50:35 PMHaha no I don't think this is that Dr. J.  Normally I would say buffalo boy would have a better time of it, for all the reasons you cited, but if memory serves he is a vegan or something like that and, when the courtroom-artist pictures of his sentencing came out, he wasn't looking so hot, bald as an egg without the furhat and pretty auschwitzy already, I worry about him  :(

I am thinking about writing an academic paper tentatively titled "Icons of Resistance: American and Canadian Mascotry in the New Weimar Era" which contrasts the atavistic display of trumpet man and buffalo boy with their Canadian counterparts who seem to embrace their monarchical heritage to a surprising degree.  Tentative hypothesis is that the monarch in his era was frequently in conflict with other estates -- barons and clergy -- and cultivated a popular character that might potentially respond to the common folk's appeals for justice, kind of a royal triangulation.  One which we in this country lack completely being essentially republican.  Kings are always the oppressor in our mythos while Canada still remembers Wat Tyler and wants to appeal to the sovereign for relief.  Hope they don't end up like Wat Tyler in the end  :-\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvOEVyo93dg

"Convoy related." That is kind of funny. I have yet to hear of any of them aside from people kind of making fun of them...

Now, as a good leftie, you should be familiar with the idea of squatters rights and be supporting this act. It is nothing more than a group of left wing nut jobs sticking it to "the man" (or whoever is selling that church property.)  ;)

K_Dubb

Quote from: albrecht on August 25, 2022, 09:20:59 PMPublish or perish. I like it. One notes odd things still in our society. 'Prayer to the Court' for 'relief,' and the robe deal. Colors of same have a history, changing, gangsta! I won't go into, here, the whole "fringed flag" and admiraltry stuff but, note in passing, that Maritime Law is crazy and, oddly, still a big deal.

I don't know about the fringed flag thing, that sounds a lot like sovcit sea-lawyering magic words woo to me, might deter prosecution just to avoid putting up with you though in court though hahaha

K_Dubb

Quote from: WOTR on August 25, 2022, 09:32:31 PM"Convoy related." That is kind of funny. I have yet to hear of any of them aside from people kind of making fun of them...

Now, as a good leftie, you should be familiar with the idea of squatters rights and be supporting this act. It is nothing more than a group of left wing nut jobs sticking it to "the man" (or whoever is selling that church property.)  ;)


Yes or occupying protest which perfectly legitimate; you understand that the point is to provoke a heavy-handed response and garner sympathy thereby.  I support free expression and protest generally and especially when it is against authority but the polo shirts are all wrong, I hate them as you know, too business-casual as though a tee shirt cam be redeemed by a couple of buttons and a neck flap, besides Proud Boys wear them to try to signal "upstanding citizen on a golf course" which is not protest-chic at all, nobody will feel sorry for you if you look like you just put down an egg salad sandwich to take a swing.  Would go a long way if some flannel-wearing syrup-swigging meaty lumberjack type took his shirt off.

albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 25, 2022, 09:48:51 PMI don't know about the fringed flag thing, that sounds a lot like sovcit sea-lawyering magic words woo to me, might deter prosecution just to avoid putting up with you though in court though hahaha
Of for sure that is what folks try to do! But reality of maritime law is more nuts but real. The finance n law. And history. Nutso. But still foundations, or, usurps much. I wanna sell Nansen Passports to illegals. And always got an eye on salvage opps.

albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 25, 2022, 10:04:01 PMYes or occupying protest which perfectly legitimate; you understand that the point is to provoke a heavy-handed response and garner sympathy thereby.  I support free expression and protest generally and especially when it is against authority but the polo shirts are all wrong, I hate them as you know, too business-casual as though a tee shirt cam be redeemed by a couple of buttons and a neck flap, besides Proud Boys wear them to try to signal "upstanding citizen on a golf course" which is not protest-chic at all, nobody will feel sorry for you if you look like you just put down an egg salad sandwich to take a swing.  Would go a long way if some flannel-wearing syrup-swigging meaty lumberjack type took his shirt off.
If said egg-salad sammich would include sardines or anchovies. Collar popped for protest.

K_Dubb

Quote from: albrecht on August 25, 2022, 10:09:23 PMIf said egg-salad sammich would include sardines or anchovies. Collar popped for protest.

Hehehe  ;D  anchovies on egg salad is great, there is some kind of egg salad smørrebrød they serve at SON for the Christmas bazaar which isn't the tiny cubed kind I am used to, more whipped and creamy, and not greasy Italian-style anchovies either but plumper and heavily spiced.

pate

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 25, 2022, 09:48:51 PMI don't know about the fringed flag thing, that sounds a lot like sovcit sea-lawyering magic words woo to me, might deter prosecution just to avoid putting up with you though in court though hahaha


-p

SredniVashtar

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 25, 2022, 10:21:28 PMHehehe  ;D  anchovies on egg salad is great, there is some kind of egg salad smørrebrød they serve at SON for the Christmas bazaar which isn't the tiny cubed kind I am used to, more whipped and creamy, and not greasy Italian-style anchovies either but plumper and heavily spiced.

What is with fish and you people? Over here, people often get attached by seagulls, the bastards just don't give a shit. I look forward to hearing that you have been picked clean by a flock of them on the Seattle seafront after you've gorged yourself on herring, like some spindly Prometheus after that vulture had a go at him.

Juan

We have shotguns.  Seagulls fear them.

K_Dubb

Quote from: SredniVashtar on August 26, 2022, 05:08:23 AMWhat is with fish and you people? Over here, people often get attached by seagulls, the bastards just don't give a shit. I look forward to hearing that you have been picked clean by a flock of them on the Seattle seafront after you've gorged yourself on herring, like some spindly Prometheus after that vulture had a go at him.

Sardines uphold the patriarchy.  As an impossibly pussified eurofag I don't expect you to understand in the slightest, and you obviously missed my paper "Oppression In A Can: Gendered Foodstuffs and How They Keep Us Down", delivered to tepid applause to a standing-room-only crowd of pink-haired nonbinaries at the Soros Institute for Dismantling American CUlture this past spring, so I will summarize it briefly here:

Sardines are initially pretty unappealing; they are a taste acquired at our mother's knee.  Or, more precisely, our father's.  They belong to that class of stinky food along with olives, limburger and liverwurst that actually has its own section in the old Better Homes and Gardens cookbook my mom got as a wedding present in the sixties which teaches the housewife how to prepare sandwiches that men like, for occasions such as poker night where men used to get together without their wives to gamble and fart and smoke cigars and signal to each other by their rowdy smelly cloud of sardine breath that they were all safe, no one was getting kissed or wanted to be kissed later, and that, despite the suspicious absence of women and bibulous high spirits, this was a completely normal, heterosexual gathering.  Sardines are poof-proofing.  They are a patriarchal dog-whistle and should probably be banned as hate fish.

albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 26, 2022, 08:30:22 AMSardines uphold the patriarchy.  As an impossibly pussified eurofag I don't expect you to understand in the slightest, and you obviously missed my paper "Oppression In A Can: Gendered Foodstuffs and How They Keep Us Down", delivered to tepid applause to a standing-room-only crowd of pink-haired nonbinaries at the Soros Institute for Dismantling American CUlture this past spring, so I will summarize it briefly here:

Sardines are initially pretty unappealing; they are a taste acquired at our mother's knee.  Or, more precisely, our father's.  They belong to that class of stinky food along with olives, limburger and liverwurst that actually has its own section in the old Better Homes and Gardens cookbook my mom got as a wedding present in the sixties which teaches the housewife how to prepare sandwiches that men like, for occasions such as poker night where men used to get together without their wives to gamble and fart and smoke cigars and signal to each other by their rowdy smelly cloud of sardine breath that they were all safe, no one was getting kissed or wanted to be kissed later, and that, despite the suspicious absence of women and bibulous high spirits, this was a completely normal, heterosexual gathering.  Sardines are poof-proofing.  They are a patriarchal dog-whistle and should probably be banned as hate fish.

Epic! And what is better is that kind of thesis likely could get you some kind of grant or at least get published in some obscure, academic journal. There does seem to be a lot of racism/sexism in canned fish (why 'white' albacore more $? why disparities between in water or oil? Why the differences between items with a white king versus some mermaid?) in addition to the labor and environmental factors.

Jackstar

Quote from: albrecht on August 26, 2022, 09:36:58 AMsome mermaid?


Hey, you watch your smart mouth, Pal. She ain't just "some mermaid," and neither are we ordinairy mermen. Right? I mean, for one thing... I bathe by choice, whereas, in your case, I hazard to venture even a shred of a guess, given that I have no idea who I am talking to... however, I would love to be put on a bathing schedule, and if you wanna be too? You could join my Lodge.


Which, by the way... is totally empty. Just me. Just alone. There was one guy, first pick! Turns out, he thought it was a joke. Anyway, I booted his ass out.

I won't reveal his name, but, hey, he didn't want to either. So anyway, once some small niggling, niggardly details get sorted out--and, they will be--you and I could just make a new shower club. You're the brains. I am the brawn, and the goat, and the goat's beard, bascially, everyone you might want to imagine who would be on your side? Well, as long as you understand that shower club does not mean that we'll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning, ever, and I know you'd be trying to kill me immeidately... I mean, that's it. You don't even need a blood test.

Oh, and, uh, speaking of: might have some bad news for you on that one. Then again... probably no concern of yours today of all days, right? No, of course not.


No, I'm not lying or mocking you or anything, and if there's some reason I'm not allowed to talk to you... well, I will be the first to publicly announce... you can call the police if you want, or, you can just tell someone that you don't like me. And, like, that's it.


BECAUSE I ASKED FOR NONE OF THIS. Grumble grumble grumble. Oh, are you having a bad day? Brother, so am I hearing about everyone else's. So suddenly that's a cocern? for people having bad days?


Let me tell you about how my wife secret wife's secret husband's secret birthday went for him -THIS- year... poorly.


For him. Possible trend, newly set, detected? Well, either he's in deep denial or bound by some oath, I don't know or care which... but I'll just tell you, I was really disappointed in the performance of the secondary unit, and here, lookie here: the primary unit is the fucking Energizer bunny! Meanwhile, I've got dozens of dorks who think they'll all count as "the only option" when the truth is that we've got way, way more tertiary units than anyone can imagine being forced to feed.

So, we're wondering... cannablism? And by "we" I mean them, and by primary unit I mean, myself, Jackstar.


tl;dr (btw, I invented that): I'm fine, thanks for asking, 5:5 is machine code for "fuck your mother." Something Orwell left out of his fucking little glossary and appendices, huh? Well, imagine that.

WE ARE BELLGAB.
(Sparta was a snack for these people until I, Jackstar came and took away their fuckin' teeth. Sure, all the corn on the cob you want, right buddies? Yeah, I'll say. roflsnort.)
I'd trifle without me for a bit, fellas. I think people are starting to get suspicious.

K_Dubb

Quote from: albrecht on August 26, 2022, 09:36:58 AMEpic! And what is better is that kind of thesis likely could get you some kind of grant or at least get published in some obscure, academic journal. There does seem to be a lot of racism/sexism in canned fish (why 'white' albacore more $? why disparities between in water or oil? Why the differences between items with a white king versus some mermaid?) in addition to the labor and environmental factors.
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Well there you are talking tuna, and that is a whole different can of fish.  I think at the least we have reached an "inflection point" where "Chicken of the Sea" suggests meat which is "white and delightsome", which is "problematic" and "deplatforms" other, darker fish such as mackerel (which I actually prefer) and is an opportunity to address the "intersectionality" of caste and consumerism and racialized meat.

I think I hit all the academic buzzwords, grants incoming!

Roswells, Art

I'm an honorary old man now. Inspired by the many sardine threads and because I can't decide on which vitamin e supplement to use, I bought some. King Oscar was good. Beach Cliff was difficult to finish. One day if I'm ever rolling in Falkie kind of money (not literally) I'll try Nuri brand. It's seven dollars a can!

K_Dubb

Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 26, 2022, 11:42:09 AMI'm an honorary old man now. Inspired by the many sardine threads and because I can't decide on which vitamin e supplement to use, I bought some. King Oscar was good. Beach Cliff was difficult to finish. One day if I'm ever rolling in Falkie kind of money (not literally) I'll try Nuri brand. It's seven dollars a can!

Hehe I always knew you were a cool chick.  Congratulations on throwing off the shackles of the patriarchy, did it feel mildly transgressive?  King Oscar is what we always had; Beach Cliff is trash but I am trashy and like the mustard one.

albrecht

Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 26, 2022, 11:42:09 AMI'm an honorary old man now. Inspired by the many sardine threads and because I can't decide on which vitamin e supplement to use, I bought some. King Oscar was good. Beach Cliff was difficult to finish. One day if I'm ever rolling in Falkie kind of money (not literally) I'll try Nuri brand. It's seven dollars a can!

King Oscar is the normal. Wild Planet has good mackerel and sardines also. Recently got some "Sea Tales" from Cornwall where they call them "pilchards" that was tasty. I note Portugese produced!* I also received a can of kippers from Bar Harbor but haven't opened yet. On the high end you get all the 'wild caught' and 'sustainable' crap so more $$. Slumming I like the generic Hill Country Fare (HEB grocery brand) sardines, especially the ones in Louisiana Hot Sauce. I note that the cheaper the sardine, herring, mackerel, tuna the more bones or skin. Oddly, this might be a good thing nutrition wise!

Can't get here but the best ever is the 'new herring' or virgin herring (Hollandse Nieuwe or Mattjes) in the Netherlands. So F-ing good! They have festivals about it and everyone looks like seals wolfing them down. Supposedly why the Dutch (and extension much of the Nordic-types) tall because fish whereas rest of Europe were fed by grain.

*as mentioned by a poster the Portuguese have the best non-canned herring. They grill them up with a bit of oil and the best ever! (Besides the more raw type in Holland.)

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/what-makes-new-catch-holland-herring-so-unique-to-dutch-cuisine/ar-AA117Jxq

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