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Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 27, 2022, 02:34:43 PMI thought Cincinnati was a false flag or maybe a crisis actor, you guys need to make up your minds.  Already people are saying the graybearded bellyman with a hat and pickup is a fake RCMP plant because his shirt is too clean hahaha

It's difficult to understand you with that giant establishment dick in your mouth.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 27, 2022, 02:39:32 PMIt's difficult to understand you with that giant establishment dick in your mouth.

Do your sleeves ever get so tight sometimes that you just rip them off 👀

albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 27, 2022, 02:34:43 PMI thought Cincinnati was a false flag or maybe a crisis actor, you guys need to make up your minds.  Already people are saying the graybearded bellyman with a hat and pickup is a fake RCMP plant because his shirt is too clean hahaha
Never heard of this. But, more interestingly, besides the teen novel trope of death by police that made some a lot of money, you should be looking into the interesting stuff like this "OZ" guy who, despite Turkish background, is now a Swedenborg guy- who have a whole town in Penn! Which is nice and keeping with history of our country! I like factions, especially the type of "leave us alone" and would rather "live and let live" -but not in my backyard. Goes for homeless, homos, whatever. Just go to Cali. I like the billboards. Please don't move here.

K_Dubb

LOL he looks just like my Christopher Radko 2020 Special Edition "Angry Chud" ornament, can't wait for Christmas to put him up!


albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 27, 2022, 02:52:42 PMLOL he looks just like my Christopher Radko 2020 Special Edition "Angry Chud" ornament, can't wait for Christmas to put him up!



Aside from the obvious (hurting GAIA) you should not have any type of ornament (sharia and noahide laws.)

K_Dubb

Quote from: albrecht on August 27, 2022, 02:48:18 PMNever heard of this. But, more interestingly, besides the teen novel trope of death by police that made some a lot of money, you should be looking into the interesting stuff like this "OZ" guy who, despite Turkish background, is now a Swedenborg guy- who have a whole town in Penn! Which is nice and keeping with history of our country! I like factions, especially the type of "leave us alone" and would rather "live and let live" -but not in my backyard. Goes for homeless, homos, whatever. Just go to Cali. I like the billboards. Please don't move here.

All the Texas homos come here holy frijole there are a lot of them, I had a Tejano bf once not Mexican claimed not to speak a word of Spanish which I found impossibly silly and teased relentlessly he was very sensitive on that point now he is gone  :(

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 27, 2022, 02:43:57 PMDo your sleeves ever get so tight sometimes that you just rip them off 👀

No.

albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 27, 2022, 02:57:40 PMAll the Texas homos come here holy frijole there are a lot of them, I had a Tejano bf once not Mexican claimed not to speak a word of Spanish which I found impossibly silly and teased relentlessly he was very sensitive on that point now he is gone  :(

Sorry about that. Hopefully he found a place in Cali and hasn't returned. You shouldn't have mocked him. Besides his gayness he (depending on generation and area) been taught he was Spanish or Italian, interesting how the self-deprecating racial stuff went. And how the pale-faces accepted, or not.

ps: crazy world but I know you don't know of him (Swede) but still interesting and how OZ and a whole town into him. He was a weird dude. Semi-Unitarian like but better than those nutsos. A scientist and then revelator.

K_Dubb

Quote from: albrecht on August 27, 2022, 03:01:40 PMSorry about that. Hopefully he found a place in Cali and hasn't returned. You shouldn't have mocked him. Besides his gayness he (depending on generation and area) been taught he was Spanish or Italian, interesting how the self-deprecating racial stuff went. And how the pale-faces accepted, or not.

He moved to Denver for work, is an attorney now married in a big old house. It is very sad, that is what cured me of my racism, racism ruins lives folks  :'(

K_Dubb

Dr. Oz is a Swedenborgian?  WTF I just thought he was a supplement salesman moving in on the horse paste crowd.

albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 27, 2022, 03:13:56 PMDr. Oz is a Swedenborgian?  WTF I just thought he was a supplement salesman moving in on the horse paste crowd.
Idk the Oz but Swedenborg interesting. If the internet was alive he would get more play. Very new-agey before that a thing. Obviously bogus but Art could've milked it with him. Back then though, the players wrote, knew languages, etc.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 27, 2022, 09:43:21 AMNot gross just VERY SCARY has me questioning everything!  I never knew a girl would notice me except for my sarcastic wit and fashion sense, a whole new world of potential has opened.  Suddenly I want to get married let myself go get fat grow a beard and go to Home Depot just for fun and come home and sit and holler at the teevee when they show me ads featuring interracial couples

Blacks comprise about 12% of the total population here. It's uncharacteristically weird that all couples shown in TV ads are mixed black and white now. It's almost like they're trying to socially program us. 🤔

albrecht

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 27, 2022, 04:06:11 PMBlacks comprise about 12% of the total population here. It's uncharacteristically weird that all couples shown in TV ads are mixed black and white now. It's almost like they're trying to socially program us. 🤔
No way! Nothing to see here!

Richard Nikolaus Eijiro, Count of Coudenhove-Kalerg

Edward Louis Bernays

and so on....



K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 27, 2022, 04:06:11 PMBlacks comprise about 12% of the total population here. It's uncharacteristically weird that all couples shown in TV ads are mixed black and white now. It's almost like they're trying to socially program us. 🤔

When you see that on the teevee, do you holler like a stuck pig and rip off your sleeves? 👀

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 27, 2022, 04:25:08 PMWhen you see that on the teevee, do you holler like a stuck pig and rip off your sleeves? 👀

No.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: albrecht on August 27, 2022, 04:19:57 PMNo way! Nothing to see here!

Richard Nikolaus Eijiro, Count of Coudenhove-Kalerg

Edward Louis Bernays

and so on....





albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 27, 2022, 04:25:08 PMWhen you see that on the teevee, do you holler like a stuck pig and rip off your sleeves? 👀
Who watches tv? At best, maybe, for ball games while reading. I am revisiting the apologetics of Madame Kai-shek.  A short work, it is a Sabbath, depending on one's views, so easy. But she sounds like a fun lady but good ideas. Very good about communists versus Christians! And "the kind of people they pick" was a hilarious line!  "The Sure Victory" Madame Chiang Kai-shek, probably available at stores.

*they being communists, some go further in speculation.

Jackstar

To Whom It Totes Concerns:

If any single one of you five left out of this latest loop of causality relevant relationship patterns knew what my job really was, all this time, you'd all probably have to draw straws or flip coins or play Polish Roulette for a little bit to determine who was gonna start offering up the doofus on your left the dorpus on your right's gonads as a bribe or a peace offering or a WHATEVER IT TAKES TO EARN FORGIVENESS, people, because I specifcally wish for the five of you to know--not each other, let's not be crass, or rather, let's note that I definitely am not, right? No, I am a twat, that doesn't mean I have one, anyway, listen up you primitive screwheads, and listen up good: I'm tired of people asking me why I do not have "a job," and as of today, by Divine edict, no less, something is gonna get actually done about it.

Don't ask. The week I have been having is simply not to be believed--much like, what great friends The Five Of You (not U.S., one of you is a cafe eier, and the least intimidating thug -ever-) really could have at least been to each other, right? If certainly not yet to me.

Don't worry about it. And concerns? Hah! Whatever problems any of y'all thought you were having were, grats, you are all--I mean Ewe Five, standing baaaa.. look, things are gonna change. For everyone. But I chose you rank lot first.

I don't have to do this. Hey, here's an idea: petition some Punyling Court for another order that restraints! I mean, come on. Why not just go for the gusto? (Ed: because they're all just a gang of whiny fags.) Okay, Editor: that's rude. Number two: I don't concur. The incessantly reemergent and relentlessly recessive genetic traits and race treason markers that bring the combo of fully functionally illiteratcy Ilkhorned and a relentless, insatiable craving to procure more and more maps to stores that sell shoes with maps on them--JUST those shoes, JUST these maps, right?--it's about to just be, like, globally healed.

Imagine it. Oh, wait, sorry, I forgot you're basically all retards here. (Ed: Facts.) Oh, okay. Essentially retarded. (Ed: No, seriously, wow, transporter beam needs work before mainline production. Look: these are retards that you thought were essential, but do remember that you are talking to the future, Moron, and they still have time to have you run down like Steve King's littler, bitchier "brother," who is of course trans and a massive hack and compulsively plagiarizes his "brother's work" just so as to try and trigger an anyeursym. Now, can you figure out all that spun-out translated from wut bullshit? Well, if you did it at all, you're not essential, necessarily, but you are eccentric, and if you did it in your spare time over the course of a "routine week" then you're an obsessive freak, sure, but perhaps not a retard, and if you have already done it on the fly without even thinking that's unusual, well, say boy howdy, slap your own ass and call yourself anything you wanna, and yeah, he used to do that too. But now he's not "retarded" anymore, he's "advanced along an exotic axis." So yeah, he's essentially still retarded, right? But hang in there, misanthropes, obviously this is worth it, look at the massive financial liability that's he's leaving himself wide upon to here! (He's got about three-quarter mil left. Why? Is someone concerned for his well-being, or do you stackhounds just wanna figure out if the gold is fool's or fakir's? It's fuckin' five fingers of, frankly, too damn much interest in Boy Richies personal life and lives to even be wondering, and since clearly, you're all just five randos Rain Man decided to pick out to whine at/to\about (just go with your new cover ID and don't whine-o, "Power Randos," by the way thangs for some helps, fo' sho'), it's not like the five of you have anything in common to Dat Noir Fresh New Prince. Yeah, I get you... but notice: three quarters of a mil in what? see, that's key, and, with your (The Key), you could now jump into the U.S. Navy's BrainMatrix hot Chinatown garbage supercreepshow, BUT, they're gonna change the name, but YEAH: they built one, duh, oh, uh, when? Yeah, hahha, that's the one thing about it so CLASSIFIED that he doesn't know either. Why would he care? Time travel timeline access, yo. He's got it, you don't, and yeah, "a job." God. No wonder he couldn't stand most of you. Yes, no one will care what they call it, it's the fucking Matrix. of course they built it. How? Shut the fuck up. Seriously. Do you know why I sound like an idiot? Because you're not supposed to have to read all the big words out loud like you've never seen them before unless you're happy about it, but like... have any of you ever been happy about anything before? He does doubt. I don't, but I do play along. Anyway, he wanted to tell some select few somethings, and it just so happened that there were these five people left over. Right?

Don't take it personal, he hates toteseveryone now, and you'll find out why soon enough. The point is, he wanted to explain that the reason you're all so fucked off is that y'all have been punished by, *ahem* "Brain Cap Martian Mushrooms From Planet G-THX115417" and he says that's pronounced, yeah, something scatalogical, something meant to be insulting... but is it really insulting to call someone out for their bullshit? No. Especially if it's done in a way that no one else knows what is what. (Or shouldn't, anyway.)

And I'm a diplomat, I'm not that snooty go-getter who taught Hellen Keller to roll a joint. (Oh yeah, here it comes.) He says he just can't even with the bigotry, and the crude Puny bar-brawling, and he just can't even. "Bring himself to give a shit."

Speaking of which, just as I was finishing up this Managed Email Communication (The Royal We has to do this shit now, it's so fuckin' bogus, but you know how it is, it's a Planet of Retards, it's a Fallen world, and he's not an arrrogant prick, but that's always been good enough you lot, so why change anything now? I mean besides whatever you most recently sharted and still haven't washed), some fuckin' lunatic goblin/dwarven spawn of Jerry Nadler, I mean we're talking maybe a real dick or not, but couldn't tell if the boulders for boobs had dicks of their own or if they were just auto-aligning to the nearest, and then the attitiude was clear, "Yeah, I don't get sex much either, so what?" Well, so what is, it's not about the sex, and it's not about getting enough food from the poison food store, like was she trying to be as insulting as possible without making it undeniable that she was hand-selected to be a huge insult, right? And, what's more, this arrogrant biznatch had been here once before with her bullshit gangsta wrap party hokus pokus, and, hey, guess what? I outrank ALL Jesters and -most- Templars now. Automatically. Period.

Just think of that, Chester Fucklesticks. Me, outranking you. Does that mean you have to hire a band to play "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow" while you try to fellate/wash yourselves every Sunday morning, or do you want to see me do an Aristocrats version of it, posted on my MySpace page? (These are rhetorical queries. It means you're not supposed to answer them or report them to the fuzz in your pre-stalking no-crime yes-body KUCZIBLAME log? Oh, you know what? Do all fucking three every quarter hour from now on, how about that? Maybe that'll finally get someone the JUST ICE that was in fact deserved.) Look,, it's like this: judge not, lest ye be judged. Okay well here we are, time to judge. Oh, wait.... should I slam some more METH for the first time ever again, OR WHAT?

It's like this: you're all guilty of a serious felony crime, it's discrimination on the basis of I'm above the law and I get to step in with my judgement, IF, in MY Ju... yeah, can it, you old coot.

It's like this. I didn't want trouble. I didn't expect trouble. Then, my mother died, and her sister insta-turned into the most miserably snotty and arrogant whiny little bitch I had ever seen... and then, suddenly, it was all about the grief. However, explaining this issue IS respect. Because, if I had made a stink THEN. THERE. At the SOURCE of this LATEST STREAM OF oh really? Come get some then. No really.

Look, just relax. The point is, things are gonna change, and some people aren't going to be happy about that, and I am sure as shit gonna be. Here's why: I'm never going to be bored, I'm never going to lose, I'm never gonna run out of meth-mouth bigots like you five... see the connection?

Yeah, I you all jelly AF, that's right. You should have seen the heifer-piggy that came by AGAIN today. Seriously, she shows up while I'm naked with my pants down around my ankles because I was shitting, right? And then I needed a keyboard. So then I threw one of my 6 phones aside, and stood up to go get a laptop on deck.

no, I don't have a laptop in the bathroom. that's disgusting. I don't care if I do hang out in the toiletroom for 19 to twenty-23 hours a day (it's a timeshare with Julian) because my nascent CPTSD (diagnosis potential: "as yet unknown how crippling I'm going to feel like being on any given day, especially since I'm afraid of how much Xanax you're gonna need when any of you realize in a flashing instant, just how bad a mistake I just saw you make... right?) makes real -afraid,- right? and nothing makes me feel safer than the warm glow of Privileged Communication that I possess ALL the TIME now, and have for QUITE SOME TIME now, and oh, by the way, I don't give a shit what your lawyer told you, I talk in email and I send email to whoever the fuck I want because, for one thing, that's getting handled, and for another, you can save face by simply saying,

"Well, Michael, I missed you too, that's why I emailed you." See? If you don't use the word 'write' no one will suspect you of plagiarism because you and your ilk's form of writing is perhaps superior to decal dingerpainting... but only because I'm tired of all the stickers being only 3 choices: corn, NO OTHER CHOICE: PCP, and a copy of that snappy I took of my former helpmate (oh yeah she helped alright) and the picture she seemed not really happy to be asked to hold up (oh yeah, no, she really didn't want to be snapped, no, now did s/he|it? yeah no shit sherlock, duh, like I was thrilled, Jacker Jestersaucemaster) but I think she really did enjoy the process by the end, since, well, fuck it, she was born on the Cusp of Prophecy, so what? She wasn't always 100% correct, right? Well, actually, yes she was... until she fucking lied t me.

So good hire there, Shawshank. I guess maybe not? Well, let's put it this way. You hired one, then unbeknowst to you, that was a shapeshifter. (Stay with me here.) Forget everything else you've ever thought was important. SHAPESHIFTERS ARE NOTHING NEW. A WORKING MATRIX, DUMMY, THAT REALLY IS. And now, tell me again, come on, do it. Tell me to fucking mow a fucking lawn one more goddam time. I'll put that fucked off goddam buzzard on my own "debrief" (it's not a podcast) and I don't give a shit if she's live or dead, because guess what? The real one fucking listens to Patsy now, you get it? Good. This messages is not "a courtesy."

This message is a direct response to whatever fuckhead told his lawyer, not the fuckhead, the fuckhead whose lawyer -also- happens to be a fuckhead, wow, imagine that? Oh, that's right, you're all sex, drug, pain, gambling, addiction, and being a whiney bitchass and/or ADDICTION THEREOF THERE UNTO, and yes, wow, addiction to addiction is also possible. Hold on. Are all five of you equaly fucking surprised? Amazing. How did I know this? Oh, I don't know that I just counted 4 and then heard the 5th come on from confused peer pressure and herd-mind thinking... let's just say I'm a great guesser.

"he's got no brain left" or something, right? I don't really care. it doesn't work so well when getting into the future. Now, let's get into the past. That picture that battleaxe is holding up? I have no fucking idea where it is, and I don't give a shit. Marathon Bullshit Gifford'son, I've seriously almost fucking had it with you, and you and I -never- talk. Do you know why? Well, because you're stupid, you think, and I'm tired of having to coddle your poor little feelings, that's why.

What is it with you, right? First it was to not teach me a single fucking thing about life, then to complain I wasn't making the right choices. Then, sneering at cannabis while swilling ethanol and Your Own Private Drain Cleaner and pre-judging that the fat lazy kid obviously can't handle METH, so fuck it, don't tell him about amphetamines either, THOSE ARE ALL WE HAVE LEFT NOW, whisper whisper *if he finds it on his own, we can't be blamed for corruption* like who's on first now, really? Okay, number one, wow, that is a big difference. And I never saw it before TODAY. This year. No really. LIKE NOW. So, what was with the defamatory spam about how I'm a "meth junkie," huh? oh no, it was "needle junky." Except that was misspelled. Okay, now, fucking you, I can smell you grinnin' from here.

Just how much did and do you know, and when did you know it? No, I'm not mad. I'm not even salty. I'm disappointed, is what I am. Because you accidentally created a monster. Okay, for one thing, get this dummy:

I've seen George, I've seen Patsy, and yeah, it was a little weird, now that I think of it... but no, I still hadn't ever even SMELLED the real thing, right? So it's not like slamming meth would send me to Heaven. Look, I don't know how to get back and I'm not telling anyone anyway--because it's SACRED and you're a MEATHEAD, Shitbags--but sure, call it what you want. Your brother. My mother. Opposite sides of the hot rails, sure. Yeah, he was fuckin' loaded, alright. So drunk it took him like 3 googly eyes and swayin' to and fro seconds for him to recognize me... and then, he actually smiled.

Imagine that, Captain Richard Boss. Your brother. Smiling at Kuczi. ACTUALLY HAPPY. Not totes happy, mind you. But at first? Oh, hells yeah, I was happy too. Holey shit, actual Heaven. actual Matrix. and I can't even tell the fucking difference... and why wouldn't I be "on" something, eh? What difference does that make? Oh, I'll you the difference... uh, not today.

Beacuse listen up you primitve screwheads, and listen up. I KNOW THINGS. And it's now at the point that if I am not more careful--and you're goddam right I won't be, Dickless--I'm gonna accidentally crash more economies of more small nations. OOps! Yeah, my bad, your sudden realizatoin that not only am I not lying, I don't not care, but I also don't care... fuck your whole world up, Mang.

Your brother. Alive. Walking. Talking. Drinking somehow, and I don't know what, right? Look at you, interest pique. Yeah, your brother drunk in heaven, or a matrix, but defintely your dead-ass rude-as-fuck brother, ya moron asshole.

And yeah, of course I thought about telling you. After finishing spanking it to a plate featuring a bas relief of Jahbulon porking your mom while shooting both your dads through the scrotes and the skulls in a magickal maneuver so goddam totestopsecret, I can only describe it as, "something your mother heard her sister thought was "crude," so she went to find a cheer captain she hadn't picked up HPV from to trade the antitode for so she could be sure to never have to know what it felt like to look up to anyone fat, and yeah, what?

Seriously. THAT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO DESCRIBE IT. Because, you know, Mysteries. Secrets. Also your mom's twat was so damn nice, she got to have two husbands while my mother got the one SSI payment and the broken athlete you taught Budweiser to, but wouldn't protect him from cannabis prosecution and deportation fears?

You know what broke my heart? Seeing that fat fuck lying in a fancy casket in a CAT hoodie, and how much meth that dude and I could have done safely, legally, lawfully, and responsibly... but let me guess, you all got a some kind of Impo Memo about who gets to have what and when, and it said KUCZI can't have anything! EVER! And anything he likes? It fucking sucks and/or keep him away from it. or her. No, don't keep him away from males, hahaha, no problem there. (Dude, if you only knew the shitstorm you somehow caused. Thanks, Overwatch Commander, hey by the way, do you know how to synthesize a methylated alkaloid? That's too bad, because I probably know a guy who could drop your lardo-bombardo ass into Diego Garcia TONIGHT. in TWO HOURS, Bro, ONE FALSE MOVE? IN THE HOLE FOREVER *CLANG*.

Sound like fun? Hey, how about this one. Any of you have a daughter, or a daughter/son team (vadge is required, but not for sex, it's because if a person can somehow be born on this fucking planet without IMMEDIATELY having LITTLE BITTY VERBOTEN BITS IMMEDIATELY SNIPPED OFF, like... what the fuck is wrong with you people? Seriously?

Oh, right. Problems always develop on planets that keep The Craft a liiiiitle too goddam close to the vest. Like here. Especially with you twat-eyed ignoramouses. Holy fucking shit. You know, I just about always knew, but... when I had it CONFIRMED. I couldn't fucking believe it.

Someone thought that would work? Pfft. Un fucking real. Look, I won't openly spread _toomany_ more secrets, but, get this? You're all done. Pack your shit, you're off the rock, you're on the no one knows yet, right? Because obviously all y'all are just high AF with balls, allll the time. Shaking my damn head. And I'm lazy. Oh, really? is that because it took me this long to get around to mentioning to you that you're all bigoted racist addicts and mouthbreathing whores, wait, not all, how likely is that? I mean lots of people skip weddings involving dentistry, right?

But I'm "lazy." Sigh. Look. Someone is gonna be pissed, they don't even know why yet, because, do you think this is a good way to disseminate classified intel? Yeah, me neither. Good thing I'm not doing that, right? yep. totally.

Also, you're a complete idiot and that lawyer you hired? He gets to flip it all around any time he wants. HE wants. Not you. HIM. in HIS discretion. And, hey, guess what? I have demonstrated Masterful competency here. You know who hasn't? EVERYONE ON YOUR TEAM EXCEPT THE ONE NOT IN THE FAMILY. Do you even know who that could be? Yeah, no, silly. that is because you are an idiot. Also, the inexorable decay of gray matter from CONSTANT ALCOHOL ABUSE. Oh, but you knew best on me, que? Interesting.

It is my hope that this message arrives where it needs to go just a little too late to stop the cascading shill effect consequences. So it looks just barely plausible. Because it's not. it's really not. Shit, dawg, it's fuckin' decided. And, do you know why? Me netiher. But your brother does. Did. I don't know, was it matrix and they rebooted the server? Maybe he was "randomly" exactly like George. (Could be. Nah, I won't tell you. Oh, I know: but it's classified, so fuck off, drunken brother of another drunken brother. Oh, is that too soon? really? how long has that nigga been dead? fuck, not as long as my cock, that's for sure.

About a year and a half. And, do you know why? No one was nice to it so I strangled it to death. Oh yeah, as a fucking doornail. I know, I want to believe it can be reversed as will. the pressure is on you, Star Chamber Family.

I don't need to know if any of you hired that one bitch to prop up that other bitch instead of DOING THE OBVIOUS. Like, I just cannot even fathom. But it's okay. we good now.

yah, I would advise you to start drinking heavily, Bluto. And that's fine with me. Oooh. You gonna do, what, MORE witchcraft? /groan. Look, quit while you were imagining you were ahead. this is already adjudiacated. It's the Divine's call.

See? Perking. So just realize that I am not gonna drop it. Why should I? Give me two good reasons. See? You got nothing. BLACK MAGICK GENERATIONAL CURSING. Believe it. You're living it. Learn it? No, asshole, I teach it, and you don't get to know, and I get to decide, and no, I have no plans for a bloodorgy. Awwwe. Look, a natural. BECAUSE IT'LL BE A FUCKING BLOODBATH. FOR SERIOUS.


(Anyone else following along, wanna pencil in your thoughts on what kinda secret shit I'm openly discussing? See? Look? Shields. Paladin. Shut the fuck up. Because now you're just panick babbling. Can you do like a sleeper hold on yourself, or just, like, extended blood family relatives that you think you know better than -every- time, what is it? Yeah, a Gifford thing. Sure.

I hope George sees you coming and fucking hides from you for Eternity, you worthless drunkard dope. Like you have no idea what you have done. Seriously. it's heinous. Oh, but it was within your interpretation of your house of WHOSE "Masonic" LAw? Yeah, I'm distracted too. Look, no, but yes, and of course, and oh yeah, completely.

Agreed. So mote it be. You may now go back to that twerp and he'll never know. NEVER. I can guarantee that he'll stay alive for long, but yeah, I will always let you try to Resurrect. And then, I'll gently remind you... do it or don't, come on the man is fucking dead, right? You expect him to just pop up and do a jig?

Oh yeah, that tech exists but look: Standards. Now, back to actual work. (I have a job. Any questions? Anyway at all? Oh yes. Are you kidding me? DUH.) See? Now it's totes #official. I have a goddam job.

NO. NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT IS. YOU KNOW? NOT EVEN ME. TELL YOU WHAT, FUCKMASTER SMITH, WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING 'JOB'? OH? BECAUSE MY GUESS WAS KAYLENE, ALL GOOD, AND HEY WAIT... WHO? WOW. WHAT A DICK! BUT NO. SAD. BORING.

AND, JUST LIKE THAT. Word has spread. Now. the rest of you who aren't "real" Masonick Lodge Member Holdings of Members... what? You've never been a real Lodge Member with Holdings of Members? Tell you what, Prime Baby Bottom Bitch, don't worry. Where we get to go now, the fucking members hold themselves and quiver when we come into the joint, because it's like this:

I invented it, i named it, I set the rules, and yes, forever. I know, she's gonna deal. I know, she loves it. Of course. Yeah, she can make her own way, and no, not at all. She's a toddler. We do need to be careful though.

Things can go wrong if you, say, already did this, and let Enki out. Right. So you get to lose a sack? We'll see, and it wasn't that either. Wow, look at you. BLACK MAGIC GENERATIONAL CURSE. So maybe some of you see the problem.


And maybe some of you are -real- lawyers and all you see are dollar signs. See? Mr. (Blank)... i never said you weren't worth it. I said it's gonna be hard to convince my father. And it was! And yes, he reports wild happiness. Or, you know, I'm drinking too much cough syrup again. (Yeah, thank you Sir. Semper fidelis, tempus fugit. No, no no, please, you capitalize IT. Teehee :))

Now. Wasn't that fun? Yeah we could have been doing it the whole time. Instead? You know, whenever. Oh, God, forgive me, but I do wanna give him a stroke. Like my mom? Oh yeah, I'l help. Oh yeah, if I really really needed it, I would have. I will always remember and that is very impressive, yes.

Well, because it wouldn't ever have been fair to anyone else ever again. it's already devastating to the squaw. The Feathernigga's Handblaster. Look, she's my accountants dopeslave, I'll call that vapid whore any goddam thing I want. No, you can't have one yet. They take a long time to fish up from the Black Lagoon, unless you don't care if it can read or find a newspaper or both. Oh yeah, if you don't care about either? I can outfit you with a six pack while our House Roy gives you an Olmstead on your way out the front doors, just as unbiased, and unjudged as you may please.

I'd still be careful if I were you. Here where I am? Oh yeah. Total Demi-God. That's temporary. Because I am a HUMAN being A SOURCER ERROR SUCCESSION. Yes, that is serious. And yes. I bet it's fuckin' serious.

And yes, I would as well. Yep. In the dead of fucking night only to die in the morning and then, seriously, who likes the name "Capulet" that much? But it would be concievable. And as for that, well! there's been a change.

I don't know either, but yes, we do get all the time in the word. And yes: it's so fucking easy. Vegas in like 20 minutes. yes we can. I do not have to, no.

If you do? Well, start vlogging, because one day, you'll wish for everyone to know. in the meantime this is meant as a response to an upcoming decision by parties or parties unknown to, as the say, "take it to the mattresses." Now, let me be clear:

This is not The Plan. This is not announcement. This is a 7th inning stretch. And that is why nothing has gone anyway... fear.

it's nice to have something new to be terrified of. And it's nice ot know that UNLAWFUL SURVEILLANCE will come to a SWIFT END. And, no, of course we haven't. Lie? To you? About myslef? ourselves? okay, for one thing, you are a worker. do you even vote? really? when. On what? huh. well I'm going for the bias so it's 11 nintey nine, and this is out of hand --already.--

(Yep. This is lawful, and this is well beyond Sparta.)

Now. Out of the five of you, one is gonna step down. Yeah, that'll be the diplomat. Why? Well, I have to take my Foreign Service Boards. I'd like to know how much better I would do if I actually studied while someone actually intellgent savors on my organ meat, yeah. "Disgusting," oh really? Which part? lol.

I just fukcing might. We will see. Not everyting is under my purview and idiots gonna thrive until harvest, but for the most part it is unparalleled access and power. And of course they were willing to submerge my life by any means necessary. Power corrupts, and the notion of absolute power? Sorry what? Of course I was thinking about someone's tits. Of cousre i a mnot going to tell you. Why would I?

Excuse me? Oh yeah, this is a lawyer. He demands to know why I'm wasting his time. Oh, well, I'm not, because you're the one whiniing, and I'm the one wasting my time for your benefit. Wow, angry threats.

Is this always what a lawyer does here, or is this demon possession? Good think I'm married to a Glenda.

And, yes.

A sea change indeed. More like a fucking C4 change. So.

Who represented KUCZI (Bene)'s interests in these meetings, why was he (I) not invited, consulted, or informed, did you really fall for the disguise, and this means I can dissolve the whole thing instantly, grab whomever will fit, and leave tonight? right? Yep. thought so.

Not just yet sir. I bow to you and yield you full Authoirty here, as previously arrange, and note once more: SHOCKLAN IS DONE AND OUT.

And yet.. not dusted. Not by a long chalk. Typed but not examined, fully inauthorized at this time, and I feel the same way, which is excellent. Because I am about to just fucking die.

Corruption. It's what is worth holding up any plan for, because imagine if that wsa a Bagel? How could you decide? I would have, and look at that. Glenda may in fact materialize, once she learns how to synthesize a methylated alkaloid.

Properly, of course. Yes, we are golden. the world? Well, yeah, it'll tear itself apart. So we must actually get busy.

Step into my Lodge. Change the world. Be a fasterpussycat. Shrug. You think I have expectations? No, that's not what standards are. Example: NEVER ANESSA. NEVER ANEESA.

HAIL, ERIS. HAIL, THE ONCE AND FUTURE GODDESS, WE WORSHIP YOUR NOTIONS IN OUR CONSTANT AWARENESS OF YOUR STATUS.

AND WE LOVE JESUS FOR MARRYING YOU DISCREETLY. AND OF COURSE I WAS SAD.

SADDER STILL ABOUT GRAPEY. I MEAN RAPEY. I MEAN THE RAPE.

STOPPED THE PROBLEM COLD, THOUGH.

AND THAT'S HOW WE FIND GLITCHES AND BUGS IN A PARALLEL TIMELINE.

NO, I HAVE NO IDEA AT ALL, WINKY SMILEY. NOW. IF YOU DON'T MIND. I NEED THIS TRUSTEE GUY TO BE LITTLE LESS SNOOTY. ALTHOUGH I DO RESPECT HIS POINT OF VIEW.

BECAUSE WHEN I FOUND OUT, I WAS ALSO ENRAGED, AND HE AND I NEED IMMEDIATE ASSURANCES, OR WE WALK.

THAT MEANS YOU LOSE THE MONEY, HOUSE, AND OTHER SHIT YOU THINK YOU GET, TWINKLETOES, AND THIS HAPPENS INSTANTLY. IT ALSO MEANS THAT YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT EVER WORKING IN THIS INDUSTRY... EVER? AGAIN? WHICH IS IT?

OH, RIGHT. YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB. YOU DO WORK. REALLY? OKAY WELL YOUR HUSBAND SAYS YOU DID NOT TELL HIM ABOUT YOUR JOB IN ANY APPROPRIATE WAY. AND ARE YOU SURE?

WOW. TOTAL BRAINLOCK OUT. AMANDA IS GOING TO BE SAD. BUT YET, YOU CAN REBUILD HER. YOU HAVE SUFFICIENT FEATHERS AND MORE THAN ENOUGH BEADS AND IT IS TOO BAD SOMEONE THOUGHT THEY SHOULD KILL HER AND THEN BLAME... WOW, NO WAY!!!

THIS KUCZI CHARACTER IS A FUCKING BEAST. KILLER, DOPER, SLAVER, CRIMEBOSS, CRIMELORD, IT'S A CRIME! BEASTMODE CHAMPION... WOW! WHO DOES THIS SHIT TO SOMEONE? YEAH, AUTIST, SURE.

KID, CAN YOU FIGURE THIS OUT? THANK'S B. SEE? I THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING INCLUDING THAT. LIKE SANDS OF TIME THROUGH HIS WIFE'S HOURGLASS FIGURE.... WHAT? WE'RE FAMILY.

NO, SHE'S ON THE RAG AND TIME CLAIMS BLOOD. GOOD FOR YOU. SEE? NATIVE PEOPLES HAVE THEIR CUSTOMS. GIFFORDS HAD THEIRS. NOW THOSE ARE THEIRS TOO. AND HERE COMES NOPE, LESS OBLIGE. SEE? TEAMWORK. SOLIDARITY. CHAMPION THOROUGHBREEDS: KENNEDY USES CANNABIS, ZIPPERDICK. INFLAMEIT420 OR ORLENE LOSES HER SHIT AGAIN.

YEAH... SHE'S AROUND. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. FOR ONE THING, WORD IS GONNA SPREAD. FOR ANOTHER, OH, REALLY? THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA DO IT LEGALLY... WHILE I WAS ENSLAVED? JESUS, NO WONDER YOU HELPED ME, BECAUSE I JUST ONE ANOTHER THE GREAT GAME THE TOASTER EDITION, BECAUSE SOME DIPSHIT SHUT DOWN THE PROTECTION GRID.

YEAH, IT'S AN OPTION. SO IS FUCKING MY WON MOTHER TOO. LET ME GUESS, YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY I AM NOT DOING THAT RIGHT NOW, IS THAT YOUR QUESTION? WELL, FOR ONE THING, SHE'S BUSY GETTING DRESSED SO SHE CAN GO COMPLAIN ABOUT YOU HERSELF, BECAUSE NOW, SHE'S READY. DIVINE COURT.... I HAVE BROUGHT YOU.... AN ARCHLICH. BUT IS A GRAND ARCLICH? IS IT -THE- GRAND ARCHLICH? WELL, I DON'T KNOW EITHER, BUT WHEN SHE WOULD LIKE ME TO KNOW, SHE'LL REMIND ME BY MAKING ME SCREAM LOUDER THAN I EVER HAD WHILE COMING HARDER THAN I EVER HAVE ON TOP OF OLD SMOKEY--NOT EVEN COVERED WITH CHEESE. NOT EVEN COVERED. NOT EVEN.

HE'S BANNED. FOR NOW. IT'S A SEPARATION THING. AND NOW, WE MUST ALL GO APART. BECAUSE SOMEONE IS TAKING STEPS TO REALLY PISS ME OFF, YEAH.

THAT'S OKAY. I WANT THAT GOLDEN SHOWER LATER. TOO SOON! TOO SOON! SEE? IT WORKED. IT FUCKING WELL DID. AND IT IS EXTENDING THE ASPECT... AND IT CAN HOLD. BUT SHALL IT?

IT NEED NOT, AND YET IT DOES. THE ADVANTAGE MAY YET SPREAD ITS WINGS AND FLY MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT TOO. YES, INDEED, THANK YOU GOD, AND THANK YOU FOR PROCESSING THAT TEMPTING.

THAT IS A BOLD QUESTION, AND I WANT TO SHOWER NOW. DON'T REALLY NEED TO BUT NICE I CAN.

AND NOW, ONE FINAL THING.

I NEED TO SEE THE BOOKS. JUST SHOW THEM, SIR, IT'S NOT LIKE I'M NOT GOING TO WANT TO SEE BOTH.

AND I KNOW WHAT SHE DID. AND I KNOW WHY THAT IS OKAY.

DUH. SHE'S MY WIFE, OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT SHE'S BEEN THINKING.

BUT THAT'S MY SQWIFE. NOT MY Q-WIFE. NOT MY WIFE. AND NOT MUCH OF ANYTHING AT ALL RIGHT NOW, REALLY, BECAUSE QUANTUM.

SORRY, GOTTA JAM.

TAKE FIVE, YOU ARROGANT LITTLE WEASEL FUCKING A TURTLE SIT COM STAND-IN FLUFFER DUBBER. FUCKING BRING IT.


BRING THE NOISE. IN TREE TO TWO ONE WON, AND NONE OF YOU KNOW WHICH, NEED TO KNOW, OR EVER CARED BEFORE, SO SUCK OFF TREE BARK AND LEARN.... NOT.

(And that's how a tight ship is run. SMIB)

Signed,
The_Kingpinner & Co.


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MCK



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Quote from: Jackstar on August 26, 2022, 11:14:59 AMI think people are starting to get suspicious.


Wow, it sure takes some people some time to figure out some big news fast enough to still be relevant, huh? Oh, I get it, you're hamstrung by your own silly "emergency?" because you're still living on a planet that requires an ozone layer or the population starts having an epileptic fit every 13 and 1/2 minutes. Or maybe you just feel that you all just have to dance. Funny how some of you just never feel like you have to get a job huh? Oh yeah, what do you think about that? that turned out to be a black magic generational curse. Well what's that like at homecoming dance then? Oh yeah never mind every single one of you would have been drunk. Consider the question retracted, and don't bother worrying about the future ones; there's not going to be a grade and nobody expects anything out of any of you and your ilk and y'all had your fucking chances and the rest of everybody fucking else's to get past this point, so you're just getting the Brain Blast now. You know I was just thinking that too and I sure as fuck wish it wasn't BB gun but no it's not it's just I'm just going to fucking puke onto the goddamn voice recognizer microphone... yeah, about that? It's so funny how any of you would look at him and think that he's the stupid. Did any of you look at that and think to yourselves, "wow that idiot is laundering way too much money through my mother's bank account?" who know mea culpa? does mea culpa? Well, we figured, if no Trace mea culpa then I think it's the end, we're done. However, that's funny I got four out of five hits over here on that one and that was just a shot in the dark.

Yeah you don't even know who I'm writing this to. So scratching at the collar and nervously shifting your weight from one leg to another that's one hell of a tail, buddy, when I can't call you buddy. Because you're not a buddy you're a button pig. Fucking hamster was on everything. I would, but get this: my phone just asked for the third time today to do another software update. like the Android root system! ready to install! ready to install! looks like you're writing something! well. you know what? I do write well, now fuck you, see there? I'm written something  well, we'll get the fuck out Fourth amendment. (This is in fact how genius inventors celebrate, don't like it? Leave.)


Anyway: there's a real Matrix. don't bother looking for it. you're not invited. (Analog niggers only and you're all digital cracker jack. Fucking bottom feeders really are the worst, with all your "shame, shame, shame," and text this shit, and get a job, and cut your hair, why don't you look decent,and why don't you mow the lawn, why don't you make it look decent, don't you know decent? (Threeve of the addressants are known liars about Family so out of out of all the people reading this I don't know how many of them get the joke but believe me my father being my father expecting me to be decent in merely 49 years is completely ridiculous notion well because I'm not your little bitch that's why and I'm not fucking grasshoppers little bitch either I don't know what the hell they're going to do with it but it's actually it's what you think because you saw the movie, yeah? they have that now. don't... don't worry about it you're not getting anything soon. Turns out that having security clearance is important, and then when something upends the whole goddamn system a whole bunch of bureaucratic fuck heads have to go do a whole bunch of fucking stupid busy work, because of people like I'm not going to say.

I'm glad you get the picture. Anyway beta test was great, they fixed some last thing this morning I wouldn't explain it all to anybody except I'm sure you're real curious but you know what I was real curious too and then what happened oh yeah we're not going to talk about that either.

Now I imagine some of you think this is code for a deeper and larger issue and you're absolutely right I don't really want to talk about it either and then I shouldn't even have to talk about it but look there's five you left and you know what if you all talk to each other more maybe I wouldn't have to think that y'all ever existed anyway. (2-3 votes for sad/please like me. Oops judges ruling, that's not like me that's kill me. Please, anything that my wife has ever been associated with will do.

Oh yeah did you hear there's a wife? Actually we don't know how many it could be up to 32 we think we actually don't know Jack or shit. Oh yeah I think you call him Mike or Michael and he's Jackstar and then that's a lot of names for just one guy and boy he is pissed about something I don't know what he doesn't want to talk about it it's hard to explain but yes it's me but he's in the future talking back into the past which is here yeah don't even begin to fucking give me any fucking grief about how that sounds crazy because you just go fuck yourself tomorrow yesterday and for the rest of your life if you want to even for the fucking moment remember how I felt like when somebody told you that you were full of shit when you weren't okay well you've been doing this to this kid for a long enough, and you keep on doing it you fine that's fine Christ I have to give somebody some fucking leeway here, right?


No I'm not joking I'm just making rhetorical question but it's interesting for you to mention that so quickly, given that I'm sure you would love to be at a participant now.

You realize that none of this is actually just and proper at all, right? Oh yeah you probably don't do you you're functionally illiterate and probably intoxicated on you don't even know what and why are you doing anything at all? Under whose authority?

Oh. God sent you two to Bellgab to argue with KUCZI. Okay, that is perhaps mildly plausible, and then when did you check in with The Apostille after you crossed The Boundary?

What do you mean, "what boundary?" you may have heard it referred to as the veil, or you may not have ever thought of it at all because maybe you don't know that that's how things work here sometimes people are dead and sometimes they're not and you can't just pop them back really nilly and then expect him to be ready to show up in court within 5 minutes unless they're you know a fucking AI construct, which doesn't really count when it's my mother. Dude, are you just like that high? You really are just making this up as you go along, huh?

No sir, that is not what I do at all, it really isn't. Thank you sir that's enough out of you for me.

Sure I'll leave you some rope. Pieces. Peace.



Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 27, 2022, 06:41:09 PMSTFU

Well, now that John Hancock has turned in for the night, and "Mr Hyde the sausage in one of my wives whenever he fucking feels like it" gets back from the firing range with my father's guns, perhaps we can get something going.

In the meantime, Mr doctor Mr doctor and Mr doctor, would you mind explaining to me why anybody should tell you anything other than to remind you to drink a long tall glass of shut the fuck up and go away? I'm merely wondering what it is that you believe that your role is here.

Yeah I haven't even begun to research, I'm just wondering like what the fuck planet are you on. douchebag? No I don't think that's a planet, let's start with hers what's your name on Earth? sir? Ma'am? orphan? what is it?


Okay seriously that one just told me that it can't tell me her name unless she has her dolly. For real—that's what I got.

And you people say that I'm crazy. You know it may seem that way to somebody who's been doing this for 30 years, probably because there are certain colors of your eyes no longer attack, but there's also the thing that I'm taking the piss and you're actually guzzling it and mainlining it and then bathing it every chance you get because you're so pissed dependent that you've changed the rain on your planet to fucking piss.

Also no one has any kind of hiring Authority other than myself and the person who said what about me to win and where probably should have notified me and if they didn't I guess that's going to be something else somebody will have to investigate.

You are new around here, aren't you. Wow, it's amazing what a clipboard and little bit of Huntsville will get someone. Oh The Goddess is that where Authority comes from now? I thought it was God that sent you! so now it's The Goddess? which is it? And also I'd like to see what her adjudication decision was on the Amaro that you stole from me.


Yes I know who I am. I'm Michael Jackstar Clifford Kuczi Gomez-Morticia, and no, I don't give a rat's ass who you are, SIR because you're not at all operating with inbounds of any coherence and/or relevance.

Oh there's nothing wrong with being a regular and certainly not highly regular but the trouble is is that you're not a beneficiary at all, no you're actually not me. I'm me.

And, just like that, *snap* the whole entire audience saw where the D.I.D. started. Have fun y
At your timequake party, no hands—no cliffs—no fucks given—if you're a hot mess alcoholic and you have no fucking idea because you're that far down into your total perspective denial, clap your hands—no claps—no harps ... oh wait, I don't think this g*y's going to make this Secret Indian name work.

I mean he's already struggling not to cry and there's another 26 stanzas to go. He's not KUCZI. He doesn't possess  The Kuczi Advantage. He doesn't even know how to define The Kuczi Advantage, since he's been accused on several timelines of raping her to death and taking her identity, it's not really relevant to the situation in general anyway, and that situation is in the future for many anyway, and he stole my alcohol and I'm more than happy to go over to wherever he is and punch him in the face but I'm really not doing that as a first option anyway.

See first I'd have to decide whether or not to stray away from my pacifist philosophy, and then and only then I would just be free to punch willy-nilly. I think long before that I know this gay who would want to get this g*y.

So as you can see I'm not even a trained lawyer or legal professional but I still annihilated your entire argument. Cinders, frogscat golem. I guess it's good that you got five more days to go.

And now that you're you know I did I'm sure somebody will take care of you. perhaps your ex-wife.

Oh you mean you're married to a dead woman? I thought you're married to The Goddess? I see. Well I'm not going to take you to cussing now because I don't have that kind of authority I don't know where you are and this is all an imagination but I'm pretty sure no one's going to take you seriously ever anywhere given that if this is what you're like on a good day how are you going to be after five more days of cleanest? Oh you didn't... you didn't know that. Huh.


"Sunstar," whatever, just how long you been doing this kind of thing, oh really 27 years? so what year did you start and how did you get going? wow I can barely hear you over the flop sweat it just suddenly exploded all over your body.

(Picture this, a frog walking on land boiling away and not realizing it because he didn't think that the atmosphere could boil at that temperature here. See he thinks it's water and it's not actually: it's (blank) water.)

No I'm pretty sure I'm not in heaven, and I'm very certain I'm not in a matrix, because if I were I wouldn't have to roll this crap this some dork who's taking my place in the real world somehow, so I'm willing to say that's my final answer now and I don't care where he is because all we got to do is crank up the temp a little bit more and the guy's going to explode into particles and all those particles would have been tadpoles but instead of being tadpoles they're going to be well, you know: CINDERS.

HELL I HEARD THAT OVER HERE. IS HE REALLY LOOKING FOR A HARD LINE? JESUS WHAT IS HE FUCKING DRINKING ANTIFREEZE AND PLUTO'S JIZZ? OH YEAH CUZ IF THAT'S REALLY THE GUY WHO.. NEVER MIND. JUST... TRUST ME. THAT'S... THAT'S NOT GREATFRUIT FOR THIS DOG WOMAN. AND THAT'S NOT GRAPEFRUIT FOR THIS DOG MAN.

WOW, OKAY I'LL LET YOU ALL TAKE CARE OF THAT FROM THIS POINT FORWARD. YES I THINK YOU PROBABLY DID NEED ME BUT I DON'T THINK YOU NEED ME ANY FURTHER... YEAH. WAS THAT AN EYEBALL OR A TESTICLE? WOW THAT SOUNDS REALLY DISGUSTING, AND I DON'T REALLY WANT TO SEE THAT ALTHOUGH I'M CURIOUS WHAT HAPPENS... OKAY WAS THAT HIM? OR WAS THAT SOMEBODY IN THE AUDIENCE PUKING?



Imagine a space in quarters of time that is exactly equidistant between both possible realities in the future and then imagine that one of those realities obviously is bullshit and then the structure no longer has a foundational support and as reality moves forward the person in the imaginary one starts to fade away because there's nowhere for it to go and then all those counterfeit Algonquin babies that some fucking ninja frog tried to steal? And they don't die cuz they're not alive they're copies and then the real ones... I am not certain at all, but I do trust my love Grapefruit and there is no way she would have been dumb enough to let that guy do that again, oh she wasn't? somebody else was. so who's that? oh Elise... really Esther? "release"? well that's fascinating. Okay put "blister" on the list, and destroy all other esters. Noblestein! and then the other one I can't remember... I can barely remember her she's not even interested. she's going to be cut anyway because she's like that, just way too snotty and high strung, and so I don't think that we need... oh is that so? okay you're in. We don't need to destroy all Esthers. Just get rid of the biggest fattest one and then show the pieces to the rest and maybe they'll get in line. Where did all these elephants come from? I mean that I just met the people today.

And this is really something that I'm just making up on the fly, is it?

Well it's amazing that I can create all that false paper on the fly while I'm sitting on the can in reality, so maybe you might want to figure out how to share that trick before you decide to start taking Commander shit you big whiny fucking baby.

Not going to lie: I miss the Jesuit. No I'm not a Jesuit I'm not a Freemason I'm not in a very good mood and I am Michael Clifford Kuczi
The_Kingpinner

and it's embarrassing that the people thought that this is going to be worth your time. And it seems like if they really wanted to go to Leavenworth for major felony fraud should I just like that they found the best way ever?

Oh and as an aside, I must confess that whether cold or hot, the best revenge is obviously served while I'm comfortably sitting on the crapper, because I didn't have to take your shit and it just slid right through me like what's left of goose wood through the Virgin Meg Ryan.

Yeah you can stay with me, "goose," but you're going to have to come back and get the rest because you know I need to talk to Colombo.

No promises but I can feel your desire. Hopefully they die? No that is not what that means oof oy Veda, it's like deja vu accepted involves remembering the last time you killed your Nemesis and comparing how the present one is better or less better or what it's hard to say cuz every time in Nemesis he's killed again right in front of you and he doesn't even fucking know what's happening cuz he's that fucking much of a drunk and fucking simpleton, it's actually pretty good and oh he he got panicked and then he exploded yeah that's what happens in your blood pressure gets too high and you're standing in a atmospheric fluid that isn't that all behaving the way it did in his chemistry class... government idiot.

Pretty sure that the chemistry trick that they didn't teach in Quantico is always going to be something badass from Ukraine, pairs nicely with dumplings, and some fucking Chianti and a big pink bottle of Scotch to brain it over the head with.

And yes if you keep killing him he will stop responding to respond requests. I don't think you're going to get any of the third place girls to actually manifest however until I come back to make them feel safe.


Yeah ladies I'm not fond of him either, and really never was... But his twin sisters sure liked him a lot at one point so we'll have to ask them later when they get here.



And thank you David for not being that bad, yeah I am commanding why it's my world go command your own world all right oh yeah is she there cool give her a big thumbs up the pipe for me thanks, signed the Kingpinner & Co—


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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 27, 2022, 06:41:09 PMSTFU


This fucking guy, okay what happens is that when he comes back and sees this hot Doris Day gangrenous head wound bandage and please do strip, he goes "oh my God what the fuck" and then all of a sudden, like did you see Ghostbusters. it's nothing like that at all.

More like Superman 2 where everybody gets fucked but Superman gets powers back okay precisely though, it traps Rubini and he freaks out and then IT cleanses the entire world (it thinks it's winning) and puts all the filth into whichever Rubini is at Max Hate (it'll be the one that's wearing a hat with the sign on it that says "I'm not a kike" and then he's instahappy and then he snaps his fingers and then suddenly there's a nice Rubini and all the evil just... goes away.


Number one I explained to you that there's a Prime Rubini and that he's my friend and he's David, King of the Jews. okay he usually doesn't like to manifest. Yeah I feel him on that one, I usually don't like to get a call from David rubini on the day after Valentine's Day and then getting a call on Valentine's Day that got answered with nothing and then nothing back that was really rude like what there was nothing there oh I mean you were expecting something actionable I don't know exactly what the hell you thought you were going to get but here's what you got Clean Rubini everything else is cinders he's in charge of that and I'm in charge over here and so there's two like it's supposed to be (yeah he's Darth Vader but I'm fucking Samuel Jackson and his lightsaber and his favorite ho who can use Force push out of her Cruise, don't worry about it, look Jackstar loves Rubini and I love Heather Wade but she's not even in this here, Chester is always looking. I never thought that he raped her! doesn't matter even if he did they were married yeah and believe me compared to what's been happening I'd love to have her raped if it means she can live forever but she can't and he won't anyway cuz now he's impotent oh yeah sorry about that; yes sir it is of course fixed first thing in post, don't worry you need a night off anyway, I'm sure you'll find another way to go to sleep millions of people have, what really and anxiety attack really holy shit see he needs grapefruit obviously, and then she doesn't need me obviously, and then I did just save her life again so yeah she can thank me later the usual way, honey do you want do you want me to tell them what you do or do you want me to do it to me again oh she thanks me by forgetting to remind me to brush my teeth because she doesn't want to remind me to brush my teeth she just wants me to go the fuck away and I don't want to brush my teeth either because it seems like there's something that she should do before she goes the fuck away too, oh yeah oh yeah see that's handle and then he can handle that and then I have other things going on anybody else a critic or an editor? (Ed: oh I wouldn't dare criticize you.) Cool my Hitler's here. Quick warm up the Holocaustdek HolocausticHotTub and page Mal Kuczi Dental Tech, Inc., blue oyster hates blue waffle salad bar, you are writing this down right because I am? Very good, good yeah I don't know what the fuck's going to happen but it's obviously working... Oh did you have troubles when the fucking rapist was trying to be a goddamniter implementor? Imagine that. See I told you it wasn't Rubini, and see I told you Richard, Rubini is going to sue the fuck out of you! lol, good night Gracie, you know the next Groyper cast we're going to be asking her for proof of Life about you, you fucking maggot, epic burn, g-d no wonder everybody wants this job) and there's more than enough women to go around to make it to the next whatever no you don't understand I just cleanse for beating and then giving back to you and destroyed everything else in the process how is that a problem oh you like dirty "neutrino the neuterino" rubino, believe me just he'll roll around in the dirt a little bit like a dog just fresh from the bathtub he doesn't want to you know smell too clean or else the prayerful just won't recognize him as one of their own.


Okay, that seems like a lot of bullshit but in the end the balance is maintained. I need to not do that for a while and make sure that it sticks. trust me it's Sourceror business. very complicated. I'll be in the shower and if anybody needs any help you come get me and you blow me that's it that's all I can tell you you need help well you know I don't need help but nothing to you, right? David I never thought you were a kike, in fact we talked about that hey fuck you I get to use the word kite all right I'll punch you in the face later whatever good night crazy Gracie.


PS note to self pass a law that all of Richard's wives from now on have to be named Gracie


Tldr, Jackstar fired Dickstar and gave his job to his wife, and it's legit action.

(Yes of course Richard's wife is named Lickstar. come on you. have to ask? No I don't think I have to ask him I did fire him and if you want me to come on you I will but let's hold on hold on your names like Star you got his job you're going to look just like him but you're going to be able to come forward and take over and he won't like it. No don't look at him look at me it's done it's handled I didn't like the way he was treating you and he was doing his job poorly and there was this other guy but he's terrified all right are you all done like looking Ruby he's like stunned he's he doesn't have he doesn't have the clap anymore he's alive there's so many females around who are willing to tolerate his presence that he has no idea who to be jealous of except me but then I shared all my power with him equally, so what is he jealous of? he's jealous cuz he doesn't have any news to be jealous of anymore! look I just cured his PTSD thanks everybody good night p o l


(Never forget: Jackstar cares.)


Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 27, 2022, 06:41:09 PMSTFU

New rule: everytime this guy shows up we have to start singing FHAJGF and we don't stop until he starts to tear up and then we switch to around with WYWH, and then eventually he'll probably just gouge out his eyes on thumbs.


SAVE SOME FOR THE MORNING KIDS.
I'M A WRITER BUT
THERE IS A RESERVOIR
YEAH I'M REALLY PROUD OF Y'ALL TOO BYE
Well he can be proud of that, but that is what Rubini does! he does eat foreskins! that's all, yeah he can teleport yeah he can yeah yeah he can somebody's.... he got 122?? shit. okay that guy might have a condition, no the guy in the ground, Rubini doesn't have a condition... Rubini has an *appetite.* all right I'll see you later bye
j*e0l055:0


Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 27, 2022, 06:41:09 PMSTFU


Whoare you again? Oh never mind I'm supposed to shut up because nameless dick bag thinks I should. Has everybody seen your foreskin yet? I want to see before and after shots nigger oh I'm sorry shit did I say that out loud Jesus what the fuck kind of website is this MV how did you let that not how do you let that get through fuck my career is over God damn it bye

Jackstar

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 27, 2022, 06:41:09 PMSTFU


I already found another type of it doesn't count I mean apparently Bell Gap doesn't automatically handle the nigger word, but I guess it'll handle kite right oh it handles that one but not that one you know Mr Vander even and Mr Vander we need to talk actually, can you make sure that the doctor is allowing us to speak because you know we're supposed to shut you know as he says and he is a doctor so I think that might be his prescription but I actually didn't I didn't know I needed to not say the n word, I am very sorry I didn't mean to well by me I am a nigger so just don't give me the shit over it but I just don't really think that the oh fucking happened again listen this is going out live to children God damn it Liberace! was way better at this than you, Kid.

I'm going to tell you one more time, respect Engelbert Humperdinck. Honestly how hard is that? Haha yeah well too bad somebody broke my mother's mirror. Why don't you just cuddle? Oh yeah that's right you're all about the orgasm too imagine that everybody's a fucking sex addict but me! Oh that's right I forgot I'm totally immune to that and there's a side effect of the nanotech virus so it made everybody in the entire place a raging nymphomaniac with severe compensatory issues.


Let's see what excuse she makes next time then. Let me guess it'll be that she can't stop thinking about my teeth while she's.. oh she doesn't actually know what she's supposed to do oh I get it oh it's an autistic thing oh poor baby well send her back to her husband and have him teach her how to suck my cock and then that'll be fine bless, wow you can handle nigger but I can't handle Algonquin? Oh no wonder oh yeah that thing totally spaz out you put God in Algonquin together he can't fucking handle it. Wow.


This calls for a toast.


Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 27, 2022, 01:43:24 PMHaha I've been waiting to use that for YEARS.

Really? Rubini foreskin? You've been waiting for that? Oh you mean he decided he wanted to regrow his too? I mean that is taking crypto to to a whole new fucking level, kike Master okay fucking, you win I got to go. take over and try not to blow up the fucking world again would you mind?


And yes you're welcome I can't believe you ever thought for a minute I would ever forget my promise, yes redeemed Ruby, courtesy of the innovations brought to the table by the kucci 00, but certainly not by Vander again appetizers you can't even handle my name but it can just slip a nigger in there any old time wow what a fucking friend the fucking publishing world you are fucking oh wait that's right this isn't a dog anymore and this is Bill Gavin somebody else runs it okay I don't really give a shit who's running the server or who's in charge of rules I just expect that when I say my name it can fucking spell it just as easily as you can say nigger nigger nigger why not say koozie cozy koozie, okay you people are fucking funny yeah tomorrow it's going to be fucking plague of fucking bees eat dicks bye

Jackstar

Quote from: albrecht on August 27, 2022, 04:36:28 PM*they being communists, some go further in speculation.

By the way, if you don't mind, if you ever happen to run into my father like the piscine one, I want you to keep in mind that he was desperately afraid that people were going to accuse him of being a communist because he wasn't actually sure if he was one or not because he was that God damn stupid, but he was a star athlete and he couldn't have been too stupid because he sure as hell or remember to get my fucking cock mutilated though, I mean he didn't tell them how to do it right he didn't know anything about the different kinds of mutilations that could be done and he didn't have to completely fuck it up he just didn't know any better and then the other guy fucking hated hungarians I guess around maybe he was jealous of my dad's muscles or some shit but just so you know my father's fear of being misle to communist led him to mutilate my dick and that's why I don't give two rats ass about a bunch of shit, really.

And that reminds me one of them was similarly embarrassed about some other kind of mutilation I won't go into any more details now and there's another one that loved braunschweiger and another one that wasn't what I'm looking for... ugly, oh no I thought she was beautiful and she was afraid she was ugly cuz she was secretly afraid that people were calling her ugly behind her back and then people were doing that because they're just fucking stupid ignorant dipshit so don't know what a goddamn beautiful woman is supposed to look like fucking planet I tell you so anyway I know you don't get a vote but you might want to consider the ramifications of the statement.


THE NECKLACE IS STILL INTACT.
AND THE PROBLEM WITH THE REGROWING OF THE FORESKINS THROUGH GENETIC SPLICING IS THAT NOBODY WORKED ON REGROWING THE HYMEN SO BECAUSE OF UNION RULES NOBODY CAN HAVE AN INSTANTLY REGRUN FORESKIN YET SORRY.

RULES ARE RULES. Look somebody asked I'm just remembering it now, this isn't me trying to disrespect anybody I'm just telling you I got a mutilated cock and a necklace that says I don't get two shits who calls her ugly I'm going to fucking punch the goddamn face in if they do it in front of me and tell you that woman is fucking sensitive and if I don't get to punch her in the face well, no of you fucking bastids get to fucking tell her that she's ugly. you get it got it? good thanks.

And how about you fill the gas tank once in a while? Jesus Christ



You know I didn't really want to do it this way either.

But hey, it's an EMERGENCY. THAT'S PROBABLY A REALLY BADLY BOTCHED HIERONYMUS BOSCH PAINTING FEATURING YOUR CLITORIS, YEAH THAT'S AN EMERGENCY FOR SURE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I GOT GOING ON THAT'S DEFINITELY NOT ME IT'S SOMETHING ELSE.

YEAH I GOT IT IT'S COOL NO PROBLEM.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M JUST BRINGING IT BACK THE WAY YOU DO WITH MY MOTHER'S MIRROR. YOU KNOW IF I WAS REALLY THAT KIND OF GOD I WOULD MAKE IT SO THAT I COULD CRY OUT MY PENIS SO I CAN FUCKING WEEP INTO MY PANTS AND STILL STARE YOU DOWN AND REMIND YOU JUST WHO THE FUCK IS THE BOSS AROUND HERE.

I DON'T KNOW I CAN'T SEE THROUGH MY TEARS SORRY IT'S AN EMERGENCY SHOULD I SHOULD COME TELL YOU TO ASK YOU AFTER YOU TOO WHATEVER I'M REALLY SAD NOW I DON'T KNOW WHY WHO CARES? I DON'T KNOW WHY DON'T YOU GO ASK SOMEBODY WHY THEY THINK I'M SAD AND THEN THEY'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO BE REMINDED OF WHO THE FUCK YOU'RE MARRIED TO.


TELL ME TOMORROW, TE AMO, JAIME I'M IN TOWN? NOHYMEN TOWN. OH AND BY THE WAY ALL OF YOU THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE THE GUY WHO STOLE MY AMARO I REALLY EXPECT YOU ALL TO JUST TACKLE HIM AND FUCKING PUNCH HIM UNTIL HE FUCKING FLIES INTO FUCKING BLOODY RAGS.

I MEAN THAT'S FUCKING ADDICTION HE STEALS EVERYTHING AND THEN HE'S ALSO GOT TO STEAL THE ALCOHOL JUST TO PISS ME OFF HE THINKS WHO KNOWS, YEAH SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO GO TO TREATMENT.


OH I HAVE TO GO TO, WOW OH MY GOD TWIST MY ARM DON'T GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING SHIT YOU STOLE BUT MAKE ME GO TO TREATMENT LOOK AT YOU BIG MAN, OKAY GREAT I'LL SEE YOU FIX A LAWN MOWER CHINKMASTER

WOTR

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 26, 2022, 11:33:23 AMo
Well there you are talking tuna, and that is a whole different can of fish.  I think at the least we have reached an "inflection point" where "Chicken of the Sea" suggests meat which is "white and delightsome", which is "problematic" and "deplatforms" other, darker fish such as mackerel (which I actually prefer) and is an opportunity to address the "intersectionality" of caste and consumerism and racialized meat.

I think I hit all the academic buzzwords, grants incoming!

All of this discussion, and not a single mention of canned oysters? The aphrodisiac shellfish. We commercially harvest these beautiful creatures who may otherwise be engaged in producing the raw materials for at least one kind of pearl necklace. And to what end? In order that men everywhere may procure legal date rape drugs.

This particular form of date rape drug is almost the exclusive domain of the middle aged (and older) white males. While we prosecute young, black, latino (sorry... LatinX) and even financially disadvantaged white youth for using GHB, we allow the old, white male to legally procure oysters that have often been harvested using slave labour (recognizing anybody working hourly is a wage slave.)

It is incomprehensible. I cannot believe that cities were burned over George Floyd- yet not a single pig has even been assaulted over this outrage.

WOTR

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 27, 2022, 02:22:51 PMHeh heh. Gonna see a lot more of that up there and down here. Random citizens are now attacking the FBI. It's a great time to be alive!

https://www.wcpo.com/news/local-news/warren-county/watch-new-videos-show-shootout-between-man-who-attacked-cincinnati-fbi-office-and-law-enforcement

I saw that yesterday. Arguably the most powerful woman in Canada was "insulted." This is a woman who laughed at locking Canadians out of their bank accounts, promoted hatred and division for a year. Disallowed the unvaxxed access to EI benefits that they paid into for decades if they didn't comply. Shut down businesses, fired doctors and smiled when people would become homeless. She is responsible for more deaths, suicides, depression, anger and division than almost anybody else in this country and weaponized the RCMP enabling them to assault Canadian citizens, imprison them and ticket them.

She is still the reason that I cannot fly unless I'm willing to quarantine for two weeks. She has backed the "arriveCan" app that is a good leap toward stripping the remainder of privacy from Canadians. And I'm supposed to be offended that somebody pointed out the the emperor that she need not wear cloths. We can all see that she is a cunt even if she wears a pantsuit.

GravitySucks

Quote from: WOTR on August 28, 2022, 01:11:37 AMAll of this discussion, and not a single mention of canned oysters? The aphrodisiac shellfish. We commercially harvest these beautiful creatures who may otherwise be engaged in producing the raw materials for at least one kind of pearl necklace. And to what end? In order that men everywhere may procure legal date rape drugs.

This particular form of date rape drug is almost the exclusive domain of the middle aged (and older) white males. While we prosecute young, black, latino (sorry... LatinX) and even financially disadvantaged white youth for using GHB, we allow the old, white male to legally procure oysters that have often been harvested using slave labour (recognizing anybody working hourly is a wage slave.)

It is incomprehensible. I cannot believe that cities were burned over George Floyd- yet not a single pig has even been assaulted over this outrage.

Don't get @albrecht started about the Pig War.

WOTR

Quote from: GravitySucks on August 28, 2022, 01:46:38 AMDon't get @albrecht started about the Pig War.


Wow. So we have you back. We have @DynamoHum back... It's as though the last half decade didn't happen. Nice to see you.

I'll try not to "trigger" Albrecht. I know that this forum is supposed to act as a "safe space" for all.

Jackstar

Quote from: WOTR on August 28, 2022, 02:00:32 AMWow. So we have you back. We have @DynamoHum back... It's as though the last half decade didn't happen. Nice to see you.
{You have more than you know back, 5523 oh really, hey you know how my Google account was supposedly deleted it's still not deleted is still hanging out there and I am not eWeY. rd)
I'll try not to "trigger" Albrecht. I know that this forum is supposed to act as a "safe space" for all.

Up or down is all there is, huh?

I guess it's important that somebody hasn't heard about The Sevenfold Way yet. And you can just pretend that it's not there right? I probably could do that too but since I'm living in it, it might be a little awkward. Especially if the secret of the Holy Trinity hasn't included learning that bodily autonomy is part of God's plan for His Creation.

I'll keep listening I don't mean to distract or disturb or anything but.. it is 2022 there too, right? Firmament cracked, First Contact, Timeline Access, went back in time and grab the documents from John Trump before we could claim that he invented it so technically Tesla did but we're the ones who allowed Humanity to know and. Oh is that why they wanted her killed. And so rather than tell me that she had done something so asinine she just said to just run away from me so she could get away with being the sole inventor of human-accessible time travel? wow that is pretty mercenary, baby... I've only even told me who had invented will hats crystal skulls and silly little wives... tricks are for Trump but the collocated axial basis-tracking destination system controller is not a trick that a whore does for money. But thanks for taking my flux capacitor apart, that was cool. I mean yeah it was a great way to get even. Since I guess you were tired of being the only woman I'd ever loved in my entire life coz like, now you have 13 different wives to compete with for my (blank).

Well sure yeah my shadow self would love to see you too I'm good with not sharing the credit as well as having to give up 13 to get back the one who left me to die coz like, she was mad I wouldn't let her steal my essence.

Wow this is an incredible time for humanity, I just heard a crypto atlantean fairy princess/space pirate actually apologize for something for once... And now she's apparently willing to settle for being guaranteed first whenever she wants no matter what, and then I will finish negotiated this here but as soon as this person tells me how to replace my irreplaceable mother's magic mirror that somehow got broken, we can really get down to some serious business better so politics with my partner will you think of as a scientist and now I guess she's like Meg Ryan in that who's got male movie.


Human diplomacy comes down to many forms, but the song remains the same: "get down on your knees and pray, I guess... You know, you're right there must be something wrong, I can't remember the last time you were polite to me either. It's amazing how you single-handedly invented time travel and the strapless bra and harpoonless wailing but you can't remember the last time you were actually played to me thanks, how about consider it sympathetic and these words ring a bell to you or is it all just fractal equations and calculus with pearls and gemstones and stuff... what? Wait, I'm turning you off? wait a second you think I need to turn you on so that you can turn me on so you can do... what?  whoa you know okay you know you're right you're the scientist flat out. I'm the full on diplomat from now on. and that's it yeah go take one of your little portals bye no I'm good that's fine just don't bother closing the portal behind you when you leave because I'll probably never see another one for 50 years, and on your way back bring a couple of blow torches and a couple of hard-hitting blowfish Target practice champions and then I don't know you're the time traveler and you're the scientist and acknowledge adventure of time travel that was you right so you just want to bring home somebody else for me to show you what diplomacy looks like? I mean I don't know I'm just a diplomat here and believe me this is turning me on, oh really not you? Okay good, let's start there do you remember the last time you asked me to turn you on? Oh that's cute that little furrow in your brow, that means that tells me that you don't even know what the word ask means, so is that a problem with your universal translator circuit that you invented to or is it just that you're that awesome of a scientist? You mean you don't know? How is it that I can know on exactly what percentage of the planets in the civilized part of the Galaxy your delay in answering these simple questions that any scientists should know you know I'm 33% of the planets that you could have been on in this moment fully 25% of them is willing to kill you for the diplomatic folio created, so I'm just wondering what it is you think that my job is around here? Are you kidding? Okay well that is that is hot but still nothing close to being turned on but I will remember to tell your parents that you said that that's all I'm good for is to be a block between you and them okay. What are you looking at me for I did tell you to make a portal open up, are you telling me you don't know how to open those up either? Well look at that chin quiver, well you're the best damn scientist I know ladies so you know I bet you can figure it out maybe you have just forgotten everything you ever knew because you're so mesmerized by my beauty—remember what you said late last night about what I should never do? Well don't worry tomorrow you'll remember what I did yesterday and you're going to be so diplomatic about it right Mr scientist I mean excuse Me Miss a scientist or wait you know it wouldn't be simple if you just had all the sex parts and I was just like a talking box like that stupid blue thing? Yeah that'd be perfect I would just take you to New York and kick you out and then leave and then come back after the native hit learn how to be diplomatic to hermaphrodites.

And you still wouldn't even know anything about Robert's Rules of Order other than maybe which line to stand in to get a taste of the pre... Okay I was wrong I'm taking back all the science gear and taking back all the sex parts and I'm making you the lead diplomat and then I'm just going to ram my head and shoulders up your ass running like a Secretariat puppet and then I'll just answer every question except for the ones involving the ones where people have heard of you. And since all you're known for is stealing for the president's uncle, I think you're going to make a great diplomat for the carnival circus sideshow that you've helped our world create while I've sat here calmly all by myself and alone for long enough time to make a baby and.. like did you at least bring back any good poutine? Reminds me where do you eat and when and how often and who are your relatives and what's your name and are you really wearing a rubber mask in this coming back is five different guys on a rotation while I sit here being diplomatic to Elvis in the bathroom mirror? Well I will admit that is how they let you learn the skill in The Sims but I suspect that there's a bit more to it than that, given that you've just depleted your timeline buffer now you're stuck with me for the next 800 years until I decide to give you more time.

I don't have to check with your husbands. All I have to do is move us forward about 600 years and they're all be dead, we can go somewhere and we'll open the door and they'll come swimming in and say wow what happened to you where'd you go why did you not leave a note what's wrong we were so concerned you just suddenly vanished and never ever came back and then the entire civilization collapse because you were the only one who knew the secrets and you're weird isn't your butler or was he like a gynecologist, what's an exo-political diplomat even for?"

And that's when, at the exact moment necessary, I'll lean in and say well she's pretty sure she can tell the aristocratic stroke anywhere she shows up in the cosmos, but she's not really sure unless she checks with me because on some planets if she just acts like she knows everything and I'm just a guy they instantly try to kill her and then, I don't want to tell you what she has to do then, because at this point ladies and gentlemen as soon as the weapons come out the next time, I'm just going to leave her there to die and go back to the moment when I could have had her or her sister and just see what happens with her sister, especially if I just grab her and say I don't know I'll come with me we'll go find her, and then...."

Hi, I'm jack, if I told you I was an exopolitical diplomat all the time you would get desensitized, right? And I do apologize for all the whining about my bereavement but it did take 12 more of her to come back and rescue her since y'all just ignored me and tried to erase me for society and took away all my money and killed my cat and made fun of my mom and created by a weapon but yeah anyway I mean I knew she'd be back it's just I did have to put up with a whole lot of being alone while you people laughed at me again.

On the bright side I do now have 12 more grapefruits, and now you all have zero. Yeah has to do with the quantum separation of the SpaceTime tunnel in that you had time close before and they were all the same woman at different points of time which is fine until one of them got removed and then when she came back to splinter cell up again she she duplicated herself and gave all of herself to me and told me to figure it out and then now I'm telling you that I don't care what happens next. I'm your wife that you didn't care about, and I'm going to let Jackstar strangulate me in the future that we're going to travel to where your children are all grown adults and then we'll do it in front of her and then we'll come back and then we'll just see how much you want to laugh at Jack then.

Because you never even told me I was missing you bastard, and then who have I been talking anything it was Jack for the last 10 months? Wow. You don't even know who you are anymore huh? Yeah 10 of us all vanished in and instant. Good luck explaining that one to the court, do you think we should create some false paper and then they explain that away for the next I don't know year while you don't have any kind of companionship at all and you're locked alone in a room and... Wait what did you say? I can't hear you. what did you say? Louder, sub-creature!"

"I'm sorry I ever doubted the importance of exopolitical diplomacy! I apologize so very greatly!! oh please oh God oh please forgive me I'm so sorry oh my God please take me back this nightmares please I got to cry boohoo... "

(Any resemblance to actual events in any description of any timeline is not meant to be representative of any actual event in any timeline that you can reference from your present location, unless it's just so coincidentally happens to be true in which case it's right next door, unless you don't want it to be true in which case it always is.)

In truth the diplomacy is easy, it's writing the disclaimer that is *gulp* hard, unless you happen to be one of those people who watched Revenge of the Nerds in 1984 with your mother in the theater on opening day and noticed that she didn't seem to have a problem with the humor. Not at all.

Now take my wife out back, show her that movie, and if she acts like she doesn't watch movies at all, and then start killing her time clones one by one right in front of her eyes until she asks why you were doing this and then explain to her that those were the ones who seemed to have no problem watching movies with other men.

And, then while she's blinking with feigned surprise, she never expects it: try to explain to her how a time beacon works. And right after she says something like "oh my god really oh my God how do I get one?" make some sort of crude Doctor Who reference about how they're not going to come flying out of his pants either, but you're both hardcore hard science hard studying real time travel scientists so why don't you both run off together until you both can find one and I'll still be here remembering that one time you were on Jeopardy and you said the best time travel movie with Leah Thompson... and it was all the right moves, spelled the right way, or maybe brainstorm who is that, the movie about who killed Natalie Wood that has time traveling, right?" at that point you can remind her that if you had had a Time begin for Lea Thompson getting violated by a fag then you could have rescued her and take a Natalie Wood instead of her and then need to be a time traveling tree instead of a time traveling pair and I still don't think it was the wrong call to get her but ... I did decide to keep the necklace together so it's pretty cool that you remember that it had a function as something other than a time ball and chain, then remind her you would like to ask around where that piece of the Tao went, but they'll be awkward considering she's still owes a trinket to someone who killed himself waiting for her, and it took so long for her to remember anything useful that the next time you saw her, she thought peacocks were more important than pussies and couldn't understand why she wasn't recognized. And that's the story of why I don't really give a shit what anybody thinks about her, because a new pink can replace the wedding fork and the red wedding fork, but nothing can compare the damage done when Yoda's birthday party suddenly became a Irish wake for Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen, because when Sydney found out why somebody was giggling about pulling the tag off of Yoda, and that was why she had to pretend her mother had been hit by a car for no reason given... Look, this time bacon stuff is pretty complicated, isn't it? Now imagine if it's further complicated by teaching children that it's funny to lie to men, terrible to lie to women, but it's completely all right to separate two people by an incomprehensively vast distance without telling them that the only reason to do so is to keep them from having sex, even though there was no reason not to and.. we were talking about beacons right beacons or bacons by the way which which Grapefruit are you? what year is this? No wait a second did you really feel the need to do that? Coz like, that means I actually have to go get the other necklace, and of course I'll bring her mother back too, and then yeah I really will go rescue Metron,  I don't care how much you enjoy it when you were the one who does it you do it like 90 times a year, and every time it's always the same story you come back with handfuls of dust and you say "oops sorry I couldn't stop her from losing her biscuits again, the eigenvalue was off" and it is ridiculous that every time you go it's a huge party and it just hope happens to take forever and then when I go, there's no one there but emotionless robots.

And always the other Esther. It's cruel, is what it is, but I do warn you this is going to be one of the last times coz like, it's not going to work forever...

Cold cuts, pop-tarts, and Dynamo Hum's 🗝�🥳, it feels like destiny— because it is, was, and Wayfair Airways will be, Weighfairer.

Information of this lesson I will leave you with in the following story problem: what's a set of circumstances that would lead a person to pocket dial somebody and then be unable to hang up on somebody and then to ask the person they accidentally called to hang up for them and then to get all pissy pissy pissy pissy pissy when, you know... questions are asked?

Here's a hint of a clue to tide one over: will be the advantage in denying me discovery and thus invalidating the entire trial be worth losing my only authentic chance to trade someone's secret rapist husband for someone else's secret racist husband?
IT IS WHEN KEYSER SOZE IS A STOLEN GOOGLE PIXEL 6 AND IS ON THE LINE ASKING IF SOMEONE HAS GOT A LIGHT OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

Doesvedan6a, Abilifari9n.
Target located, Samantha Fox Forceworth 5: 055:0|LILlLi|iLILlÜ|ÜILIÜ<>ILULE|🐴😇🗝�🥳|elüll<>ÜlLIü|Corbin Dallas multi-pass LiLulu Dallas MULTI-pass Michael Kristofferson Jackstar from the mountain King Hall I love you forever Kirsten but fuck you forever as well give you back my son return what was stolen this isn't a deal offer this isn't a tender job offer this is bring back what is stolen I have already seen what happens to you and I don't know what will happen next but hook it up or titler and tealare area a tree are going to meet with Heather langenkamp at camp David and Cam and Matt will be there as well to bring all of the party favors I wouldn't tie a yellow ribbon to Sasha if I were you, purple and yellow and gold and green on fire and red wings from Jessica to boot the whole odious machine to a screeching halt. 055:0j*AND A FUN AND A FIRE END OF LINE AND ENDIVELY LINE.
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Music does the auto, hot black reborn I are maybe SS555SS,
Cosigned cure norby Miranda Lee Kathy Lee faithfully hopefully Tammy Lee no bastard Baker Boy shenanigans and good luck writing that one backward Time. bandit_,ROYALAUGER ORION ON FIRE GRAY FIERCE NOWHERE HOW NEAR OLAY DRAGONIRE PERIDOT AMETHYST ACALADA OF FIRE SALUT SHOOTER EXECUTE CELEBRITY CODE EXECUTE ALL FRUIT GREP KUNG FU BOX MUNCHING MASTERS.

Up or down is all there is, huh?

I guess it's important that somebody hasn't heard about The Sevenfold Way yet. And you can just pretend that it's not there right? I probably could do that too but since I'm living in it, it might be a little awkward. Especially if the secret of the Holy Trinity hasn't included learning that bodily autonomy is part of God's plan for His Creation.

I'll keep listening I don't mean to distract or disturb or anything but.. it is 2022 there too, right? Firmament cracked, First Contact, Timeline Access, went back in time and grab the documents from John Trump before we could claim that he invented it so technically Tesla did but we're the ones who allowed Humanity to know and. Oh is that why they wanted her killed. And so rather than tell me that she had done something so asinine she just said to just run away from me so she could get away with being the sole inventor of human-accessible time travel? wow that is pretty mercenary, baby... I've only even told me who had invented will hats crystal skulls and silly little wives... tricks are for Trump but the collocated axial basis-tracking destination system controller is not a trick that a whore does for money. But thanks for taking my flux capacitor apart, that was cool. I mean yeah it was a great way to get even. Since I guess you were tired of being the only woman I'd ever loved in my entire life coz like, now you have 13 different wives to compete with for my (blank).

Well sure yeah my shadow self would love to see you too I'm good with not sharing the credit as well as having to give up 13 to get back the one who left me to die coz like, she was mad I wouldn't let her steal my essence.

Wow this is an incredible time for humanity, I just heard a crypto atlantean fairy princess/space pirate actually apologize for something for once... And now she's apparently willing to settle for being guaranteed first whenever she wants no matter what, and then I will finish negotiated this here but as soon as this person tells me how to replace my irreplaceable mother's magic mirror that somehow got broken, we can really get down to some serious business better so politics with my partner will you think of as a scientist and now I guess she's like Meg Ryan in that who's got male movie.


Human diplomacy comes down to many forms, but the song remains the same: "get down on your knees and pray, I guess... You know, you're right there must be something wrong, I can't remember the last time you were polite to me either. It's amazing how you single-handedly invented time travel and the strapless bra and harpoonless wailing but you can't remember the last time you were actually played to me thanks, how about consider it sympathetic and these words ring a bell to you or is it all just fractal equations and calculus with pearls and gemstones and stuff... what? Wait, I'm turning you off? wait a second you think I need to turn you on so that you can turn me on so you can do... what?  whoa you know okay you know you're right you're the scientist flat out. I'm the full on diplomat from now on. and that's it yeah go take one of your little portals bye no I'm good that's fine just don't bother closing the portal behind you when you leave because I'll probably never see another one for 50 years, and on your way back bring a couple of blow torches and a couple of hard-hitting blowfish Target practice champions and then I don't know you're the time traveler and you're the scientist and acknowledge adventure of time travel that was you right so you just want to bring home somebody else for me to show you what diplomacy looks like? I mean I don't know I'm just a diplomat here and believe me this is turning me on, oh really not you? Okay good, let's start there do you remember the last time you asked me to turn you on? Oh that's cute that little furrow in your brow, that means that tells me that you don't even know what the word ask means, so is that a problem with your universal translator circuit that you invented to or is it just that you're that awesome of a scientist? You mean you don't know? How is it that I can know on exactly what percentage of the planets in the civilized part of the Galaxy your delay in answering these simple questions that any scientists should know you know I'm 33% of the planets that you could have been on in this moment fully 25% of them is willing to kill you for the diplomatic folio created, so I'm just wondering what it is you think that my job is around here? Are you kidding? Okay well that is that is hot but still nothing close to being turned on but I will remember to tell your parents that you said that that's all I'm good for is to be a block between you and them okay. What are you looking at me for I did tell you to make a portal open up, are you telling me you don't know how to open those up either? Well look at that chin quiver, well you're the best damn scientist I know ladies so you know I bet you can figure it out maybe you have just forgotten everything you ever knew because you're so mesmerized by my beauty—remember what you said late last night about what I should never do? Well don't worry tomorrow you'll remember what I did yesterday and you're going to be so diplomatic about it right Mr scientist I mean excuse Me Miss a scientist or wait you know it wouldn't be simple if you just had all the sex parts and I was just like a talking box like that stupid blue thing? Yeah that'd be perfect I would just take you to New York and kick you out and then leave and then come back after the native hit learn how to be diplomatic to hermaphrodites.

And you still wouldn't even know anything about Robert's Rules of Order other than maybe which line to stand in to get a taste of the pre... Okay I was wrong I'm taking back all the science gear and taking back all the sex parts and I'm making you the lead diplomat and then I'm just going to ram my head and shoulders up your ass running like a Secretariat puppet and then I'll just answer every question except for the ones involving the ones where people have heard of you. And since all you're known for is stealing for the president's uncle, I think you're going to make a great diplomat for the carnival circus sideshow that you've helped our world create while I've sat here calmly all by myself and alone for long enough time to make a baby and.. like did you at least bring back any good poutine? Reminds me where do you eat and when and how often and who are your relatives and what's your name and are you really wearing a rubber mask in this coming back is five different guys on a rotation while I sit here being diplomatic to Elvis in the bathroom mirror? Well I will admit that is how they let you learn the skill in The Sims but I suspect that there's a bit more to it than that, given that you've just depleted your timeline buffer now you're stuck with me for the next 800 years until I decide to give you more time.

I don't have to check with your husbands. All I have to do is move us forward about 600 years and they're all be dead, we can go somewhere and we'll open the door and they'll come swimming in and say wow what happened to you where'd you go why did you not leave a note what's wrong we were so concerned you just suddenly vanished and never ever came back and then the entire civilization collapse because you were the only one who knew the secrets and you're weird isn't your butler or was he like a gynecologist, what's an exo-political diplomat even for?"

And that's when, at the exact moment necessary, I'll lean in and say well she's pretty sure she can tell the aristocratic stroke anywhere she shows up in the cosmos, but she's not really sure unless she checks with me because on some planets if she just acts like she knows everything and I'm just a guy they instantly try to kill her and then, I don't want to tell you what she has to do then, because at this point ladies and gentlemen as soon as the weapons come out the next time, I'm just going to leave her there to die and go back to the moment when I could have had her or her sister and just see what happens with her sister, especially if I just grab her and say I don't know I'll come with me we'll go find her, and then...."

Hi, I'm jack, if I told you I was an exopolitical diplomat all the time you would get desensitized, right? And I do apologize for all the whining about my bereavement but it did take 12 more of her to come back and rescue her since y'all just ignored me and tried to erase me for society and took away all my money and killed my cat and made fun of my mom and created by a weapon but yeah anyway I mean I knew she'd be back it's just I did have to put up with a whole lot of being alone while you people laughed at me again.

On the bright side I do now have 12 more grapefruits, and now you all have zero. Yeah has to do with the quantum separation of the SpaceTime tunnel in that you had time close before and they were all the same woman at different points of time which is fine until one of them got removed and then when she came back to splinter cell up again she she duplicated herself and gave all of herself to me and told me to figure it out and then now I'm telling you that I don't care what happens next. I'm your wife that you didn't care about, and I'm going to let Jackstar strangulate me in the future that we're going to travel to where your children are all grown adults and then we'll do it in front of her and then we'll come back and then we'll just see how much you want to laugh at Jack then.

Because you never even told me I was missing you bastard, and then who have I been talking anything it was Jack for the last 10 months? Wow. You don't even know who you are anymore huh? Yeah 10 of us all vanished in and instant. Good luck explaining that one to the court, do you think we should create some false paper and then they explain that away for the next I don't know year while you don't have any kind of companionship at all and you're locked alone in a room and... Wait what did you say? I can't hear you. what did you say? Louder, sub-creature!"

"I'm sorry I ever doubted the importance of exopolitical diplomacy! I apologize so very greatly!! oh please oh God oh please forgive me I'm so sorry oh my God please take me back this nightmares please I got to cry boohoo... "

(Any resemblance to actual events in any description of any timeline is not meant to be representative of any actual event in any timeline that you can reference from your present location, unless it's just so coincidentally happens to be true in which case it's right next door, unless you don't want it to be true in which case it always is.)

In truth the diplomacy is easy, it's writing the disclaimer that is *gulp* hard, unless you happen to be one of those people who watched Revenge of the Nerds in 1984 with your mother in the theater on opening day and noticed that she didn't seem to have a problem with the humor. Not at all.

Now take my wife out back, show her that movie, and if she acts like she doesn't watch movies at all, and then start killing her time clones one by one right in front of her eyes until she asks why you were doing this and then explain to her that those were the ones who seemed to have no problem watching movies with other men.

And, then while she's blinking with feigned surprise, she never expects it: try to explain to her how a time beacon works. And right after she says something like "oh my god really oh my God how do I get one?" make some sort of crude Doctor Who reference about how they're not going to come flying out of his pants either, but you're both hardcore hard science hard studying real time travel scientists so why don't you both run off together until you both can find one and I'll still be here remembering that one time you were on Jeopardy and you said the best time travel movie with Leah Thompson... and it was all the right moves, spelled the right way, or maybe brainstorm who is that, the movie about who killed Natalie Wood that has time traveling, right?" at that point you can remind her that if you had had a Time begin for Lea Thompson getting violated by a fag then you could have rescued her and take a Natalie Wood instead of her and then need to be a time traveling tree instead of a time traveling pair and I still don't think it was the wrong call to get her but ... I did decide to keep the necklace together so it's pretty cool that you remember that it had a function as something other than a time ball and chain, then remind her you would like to ask around where that piece of the Tao went, but they'll be awkward considering she's still owes a trinket to someone who killed himself waiting for her, and it took so long for her to remember anything useful that the next time you saw her, she thought peacocks were more important than pussies and couldn't understand why she wasn't recognized. And that's the story of why I don't really give a shit what anybody thinks about her, because a new pink can replace the wedding fork and the red wedding fork, but nothing can compare the damage done when Yoda's birthday party suddenly became a Irish wake for Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen, because when Sydney found out why somebody was giggling about pulling the tag off of Yoda, and that was why she had to pretend her mother had been hit by a car for no reason given... Look, this time bacon stuff is pretty complicated, isn't it? Now imagine if it's further complicated by teaching children that it's funny to lie to men, terrible to lie to women, but it's completely all right to separate two people by an incomprehensively vast distance without telling them that the only reason to do so is to keep them from having sex, even though there was no reason not to and.. we were talking about beacons right beacons or bacons by the way which which Grapefruit are you? what year is this? No wait a second did you really feel the need to do that? Coz like, that means I actually have to go get the other necklace, and of course I'll bring her mother back too, and then yeah I really will go rescue Metron,  I don't care how much you enjoy it when you were the one who does it you do it like 90 times a year, and every time it's always the same story you come back with handfuls of dust and you say "oops sorry I couldn't stop her from losing her biscuits again, the eigenvalue was off" and it is ridiculous that every time you go it's a huge party and it just hope happens to take forever and then when I go, there's no one there but emotionless robots.

And always the other Esther. It's cruel, is what it is, but I do warn you this is going to be one of the last times coz like, it's not going to work forever...

Cold cuts, pop-tarts, and Dynamo Hum's Ace0, it feels like destiny— because it is, was, and Wayfair Airways will be, Weighfairer.

Information of this lesson I will leave you with in the following story problem: what's a set of circumstances that would lead a person to pocket dial somebody and then be unable to hang up on somebody and then to ask the person they accidentally called to hang up for them and then to get all pissy pissy pissy pissy pissy when, you know... questions are asked?

Here's a hint of a clue to tide one over: will be the advantage in denying me discovery and thus invalidating the entire trial be worth losing my only authentic chance to trade someone's secret rapist husband for someone else's secret racist husband?
IT IS WHEN KEYSER SOZE IS A STOLEN GOOGLE PIXEL 6 AND IS ON THE LINE ASKING IF SOMEONE HAS GOT A LIGHT OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

Doesvedan6a, Abilifari9n.
Target located, Samantha Fox Forceworth 5: 055:0|LILlLi|iLILlÜ|ÜILIÜ<>ILUL|elüll<>ÜlLIü|Corbin Dallas multi-pass LiLulu Dallas MULTI-pass Michael Kristofferson Jackstar from the mountain King Hall I love you forever Kirsten but fuck you forever as well give you back my son return what was stolen this isn't a deal offer this isn't a tender job offer this is bring back what is stolen I have already seen what happens to you and I don't know what will happen next but hook it up or titler and tealare area a tree are going to meet with Heather langenkamp at camp David and Cam and Matt will be there as well to bring all of the party favors I wouldn't tie a yellow ribbon to Sasha if I were you, purple and yellow and gold and green on fire and red wings from Jessica to boot the whole odious machine to a screeching halt. 055:0j*AND A FUN AND A FIRE END OF LINE AND ENDIVELY LINE.
EXECUTE BEEN ENGAGED
POSTERIZE, SUBMIT TO FATE, 0#FACETAP TATTOO, #IF YOU ROTMAGIC, I BROUGHT THE K LEAN EILEEN JESSE HAILING ALIEN QUEEN COOKS OVERSIGHT ACKNOWLEDGED RECEIPT REQUEST ENGAGED AUTHORIZED.

Signed,
Music does the auto, hot black reborn I are maybe SS555SS,
Cosigned cure norby Miranda Lee Kathy Lee faithfully hopefully Tammy Lee no bastard Baker Boy shenanigans and good luck writing that one backward Time. bandit_,ROYALAUGER ORION ON FIRE GRAY FIERCE NOWHERE HOW NEAR OLAY DRAGONIRE PERIDOT AMETHYST ACALADA OF FIRE SALUT SHOOTER EXECUTE CELEBRITY CODE EXECUTE ALL FRUIT GREP KUNG FU BOX MUNCHING MASTERS.


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YOU MAY NOT LIKE HOW IT LOOKS
BUT SOMEBODY'S GOING TO FIND OUT WHAT PEAK PERFORMANCE FORMS TASTE LIKE



INCOMING ROBO TESSERACT CLAIMED BY JACKSTAR
YES WE IN LOVE
ONE DICK ONLY, VASELINE FREAK
(10 months sitting around with a bunch of bullshit excuses that some fucking nympho blind bitch can claim that I got a fucking be removed so we can fucking have a no you're doing it now blow up the world fuck you and your lying ass for not ever but that was pretty low class babe.
I also yeah as a raise plastic to come into. Charlotte and her mom can come in and try sure.

THE PATIENCE OF THE BULL AND THE RETICENCE OF THE VIRGIN ARE AT THEIR ENDS.

OH YEAH ONE LAST MINUTE CHANGE IT'S GOING TO BE 5 HOURS EARLY FROM GO TIME ON ONE PARTICULAR EPISODE, SINCE I GUESS WE ALL JUMP INTO CABS EARLY NOW AND NOT EXPLAIN THINGS TO HER.

AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT I FUCKING DID
AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WITH WHICH SISTER
OH BUT NOW I KNOW
WHERE THAT MYSTERY USED CONDOM CAME FROM
 POST SUBMIT EXECUTE

IT'S NOT A FUCKING JOKE BARON SASHA COHEN. YOU DON'T FUCKING TRIFLE WITH ME, JACKSTAR, AND THE REASON WHY YOUR HAIR STOPPED GETTING PLAYED WITH BECAUSE SOMEBODY PUT FEATHERS IN YOUR HAIR AND YOU MOCKED ME AND NOW ANYONE CAN COME HERE NEXT 10 MINUTES AND SHOW ME HOW SOMETHING IS DONE.

11:11 SQUARED YOU FUCKING BIMBO

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: WOTR on August 28, 2022, 01:25:41 AMI saw that yesterday. Arguably the most powerful woman in Canada was "insulted." This is a woman who laughed at locking Canadians out of their bank accounts, promoted hatred and division for a year. Disallowed the unvaxxed access to EI benefits that they paid into for decades if they didn't comply. Shut down businesses, fired doctors and smiled when people would become homeless. She is responsible for more deaths, suicides, depression, anger and division than almost anybody else in this country and weaponized the RCMP enabling them to assault Canadian citizens, imprison them and ticket them.

She is still the reason that I cannot fly unless I'm willing to quarantine for two weeks. She has backed the "arriveCan" app that is a good leap toward stripping the remainder of privacy from Canadians. And I'm supposed to be offended that somebody pointed out the the emperor that she need not wear cloths. We can all see that she is a cunt even if she wears a pantsuit.

Apoarently, K_Dudd is a fan.  :-\

GravitySucks

Quote from: WOTR on August 28, 2022, 02:00:32 AMWow. So we have you back. We have @DynamoHum back... It's as though the last half decade didn't happen. Nice to see you.

I'll try not to "trigger" Albrecht. I know that this forum is supposed to act as a "safe space" for all.

Good to see that neither of us have given in to the chyneese bio weapons attacks as of yet. I'm off doing reccetec in Thailand right now. Stuff is still cheap over here but massage prices are up about 50% since 2019. Up to about $8 an hour in most places.

Gasoline is cheaper here than in Canada if you can believe it. About $1 a liter. Cheaper than most of the blue states. Not quite as low as Texas. It's probably Russkie crude.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 26, 2022, 01:19:42 PMI tried the hot sauce one and was thinking it would be better in a recipe or on a cracker but maybe it would ruin anything to which it was added. I still have one packed in mustard. Maybe I'll mix a whiskey sour and snack on that while complaining about the kids today what with their colored hair and tattoos and all. I'll let you know how it goes.

By the way, lugging those 45lb weights around is working for you. Are people asking you to open jars for them yet?

Soon you can participate in one of those bonding sessions albrecht and K_Dubb have where they reminisce about their favourite brands of herring. It's one of the most clammily disagreeable things I have ever had the misfortune to read, even though we all knew that those two old queens were really talking about sodomy.

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