Oh, Canada! ::)

Started by Dr. MD MD, November 13, 2019, 07:28:45 AM

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aldousburbank

Quote from: SredniVashtar on August 05, 2022, 04:50:05 AMI'm not the one making the claim, you suppurating pole-smoker.
Suppurating the men from the boys!



K_Dubb

Canadians ready to whup some ass mmmhmm





SredniVashtar

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 06, 2022, 05:38:30 AMThen why isn't there?! I know, you're going to tell me that absolutely no white people want to own businesses like that because we're all just doing so well, right? :D
Explain to me what's stopping a white man doing a job that a Bangladeshi or Pakistani man is doing? You can't because there isn't any reason. It's developed that way because traditionally they needed to be self-employed because racists wouldn't hire them. 

Juan

Quote from: SredniVashtar on August 08, 2022, 03:39:37 AMExplain to me what's stopping a white man doing a job that a Bangladeshi or Pakistani man is doing? You can't because there isn't any reason. It's developed that way because traditionally they needed to be self-employed because racists wouldn't hire them.
Because it appears white people in your country are busy creating ketchup-flavored and mayonnaise-flavored ice cream. Have you tried any?

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: SredniVashtar on August 08, 2022, 03:39:37 AMExplain to me what's stopping a white man doing a job that a Bangladeshi or Pakistani man is doing? You can't because there isn't any reason. It's developed that way because traditionally they needed to be self-employed because racists wouldn't hire them.
Well, ideally there should be nothing but here we are. Perhaps the Canadian government made a deal with India: Just get your people here to replace whites and we'll give you all the financial help you need and set you up in a nice business.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 08, 2022, 07:58:34 AMWell, ideally there should be nothing but here we are. Perhaps the Canadian government made a deal with India: Just get your people here to replace whites and we'll give you all the financial help you need and set you up in a nice business.
No it is because only the gentle people of the Subcontinent who see the divinity in all creatures have the patience to deal with lumbering retards who can't be bothered to use the right door, just like the sacred cows who must be quietly coaxed and never beaten with sticks when they are trampling the potato patch.  Namaste 🙏

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 08, 2022, 09:05:51 AMNo it is because only the gentle people of the Subcontinent who see the divinity in all creatures have the patience to deal with lumbering retards who can't be bothered to use the right door, just like the sacred cows who must be quietly coaxed and never beaten with sticks when they are trampling the potato patch.  Namaste 🙏
Fuck 'em with a rusty chainsaw.

albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 08, 2022, 09:05:51 AMNo it is because only the gentle people of the Subcontinent who see the divinity in all creatures have the patience to deal with lumbering retards who can't be bothered to use the right door, just like the sacred cows who must be quietly coaxed and never beaten with sticks when they are trampling the potato patch.  Namaste 🙏
The wife/widow burning deal was, apparently, a result of the Islamic genocidal invasions. (Better die than let the Muzzies get you now that your man can't protect you.) Though some sources say possibly related to other traditions. When we get Indian food it is often really others, mainly Pakis since Hindoos don't use meat (there are some outlier festivals that result in slaughter though.) While our Hollywood friends like to think everything is namaste and peaceful there is lots of internecine warfare, conflicts (cold and hot) with neighbors, poverty, exploitation, and even lack of shitters for many, if not most, in India. Recently there has even been some serious internal political conflicts and drama. Namaste. We need them as an ally against Commies and Muzzies so hope they sort stuff out.

WOTR

Quote from: MV/Liberace! on August 03, 2022, 04:11:13 PMI feel like Canada is already a lost cause and I really stopped caring what happens up there quite some time ago.
Good thing that I will not be Canadian much longer. I have proposed to Dubb and am just waiting on a response. Of course, I will be going from Socialist Canada to the outright hell that is Washington, Oregon, or whatever left coast state that he currently resides in. But I figure once I get my green card I will be able to head to South Dakota...

Until then, I will fly my Norwegian flag and enjoy their farmers spraying manure on government buildings and setting crap on fire. Maybe my country will return to those actions and I can once again be proud.  

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: WOTR on August 08, 2022, 07:50:15 PMGood thing that I will not be Canadian much longer. I have proposed to Dubb and am just waiting on a response. Of course, I will be going from Socialist Canada to the outright hell that is Washington, Oregon, or whatever left coast state that he currently resides in. But I figure once I get my green card I will be able to head to South Dakota...

Until then, I will fly my Norwegian flag and enjoy their farmers spraying manure on government buildings and setting crap on fire. Maybe my country will return to those actions and I can once again be proud. 

That black panther always seemed to stir things up. ;)

K_Dubb

Quote from: WOTR on August 08, 2022, 07:50:15 PMGood thing that I will not be Canadian much longer. I have proposed to Dubb and am just waiting on a response. Of course, I will be going from Socialist Canada to the outright hell that is Washington, Oregon, or whatever left coast state that he currently resides in. But I figure once I get my green card I will be able to head to South Dakota...

Until then, I will fly my Norwegian flag and enjoy their farmers spraying manure on government buildings and setting crap on fire. Maybe my country will return to those actions and I can once again be proud. 

um darling that is terribly sweet, how do you feel about the monkeypox vaccine??? :-[

So glad you made it!  :-*


K_Dubb

Quote from: albrecht on August 08, 2022, 12:17:50 PMThe wife/widow burning deal was, apparently, a result of the Islamic genocidal invasions. (Better die than let the Muzzies get you now that your man can't protect you.) Though some sources say possibly related to other traditions. When we get Indian food it is often really others, mainly Pakis since Hindoos don't use meat (there are some outlier festivals that result in slaughter though.) While our Hollywood friends like to think everything is namaste and peaceful there is lots of internecine warfare, conflicts (cold and hot) with neighbors, poverty, exploitation, and even lack of shitters for many, if not most, in India. Recently there has even been some serious internal political conflicts and drama. Namaste. We need them as an ally against Commies and Muzzies so hope they sort stuff out.
Not to mention a brutal caste system yeesh yeah I don't know why they'd be seen as enlightened anything, society-wise, I particularly don't like British people going over there talking it up.  It is just imperialism but gauzy and romantic, you can tell they are just trying to atone for the gatlng guns at Amritsar.

Was just watching a thing about the first pharaohs, they took hundreds of people with them when they died, wives, courtiers, slaves.  Then it successively got less and less.  Same thing in Mesopotamia, the lecturer posited that the same iron-bound social control that enabled ancient people to found civilizations and organize cities and irrigation required what was essentially deification, so that your retinue was happy to follow you.

Common in a lot of cultures, I don't need to remind you of that Viking funeral on the Volga or something where a bunch of the deceased's men passed a drugged slave girl around who was then slaughtered and buried with him, presumably they were siring a new generation of warriors for his afterlife but didn't want to go themselves.

But I think I read somewhere, or maybe you told me, that in rural India there are a lot of women caught in stove accidents where it seems like some men decide to get the burning done early if they're stuck with a shrewish old hag, horrible stuff.



SredniVashtar

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 08, 2022, 10:01:39 PMNot to mention a brutal caste system yeesh yeah I don't know why they'd be seen as enlightened anything, society-wise, I particularly don't like British people going over there talking it up.  It is just imperialism but gauzy and romantic, you can tell they are just trying to atone for the gatlng guns at Amritsar.

Was just watching a thing about the first pharaohs, they took hundreds of people with them when they died, wives, courtiers, slaves.  Then it successively got less and less.  Same thing in Mesopotamia, the lecturer posited that the same iron-bound social control that enabled ancient people to found civilizations and organize cities and irrigation required what was essentially deification, so that your retinue was happy to follow you.

Common in a lot of cultures, I don't need to remind you of that Viking funeral on the Volga or something where a bunch of the deceased's men passed a drugged slave girl around who was then slaughtered and buried with him, presumably they were siring a new generation of warriors for his afterlife but didn't want to go themselves.

But I think I read somewhere, or maybe you told me, that in rural India there are a lot of women caught in stove accidents where it seems like some men decide to get the burning done early if they're stuck with a shrewish old hag, horrible stuff.



I know you don't sully your pure mind with anything so demeaning as popular culture, but have you heard of a film called The Northman? It's all about you bastards going around slaying anything that moves. Anyway, there's a lot of shirtless action and the film climaxes with two naked dudes fighting with swords in a volcano.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 08, 2022, 09:47:56 PMum darling that is terribly sweet, how do you feel about the monkeypox vaccine??? :-[

So glad you made it!  :-*


Sounds like a 'no' for WOTR. I would recommend him to be philosophical about this ignominious rejection, as it spared him decades in Buggerville dabbing K_Dubb with ointment every time the monkeypox acts up again. 

K_Dubb

Quote from: SredniVashtar on August 09, 2022, 04:03:15 AMI know you don't sully your pure mind with anything so demeaning as popular culture, but have you heard of a film called The Northman? It's all about you bastards going around slaying anything that moves. Anyway, there's a lot of shirtless action and the film climaxes with two naked dudes fighting with swords in a volcano.
Yeah that was a thousand years ago, what was Amritsar, like a hundred?  And you were still trying to pull colonial-era bullshit machinations in the 50s in Suez until Eisenhower fixed your little red wagon haha btw I'm coming to collect 900 years of danegeld, fork it over

SredniVashtar

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 09, 2022, 05:39:19 AMYeah that was a thousand years ago, what was Amritsar, like a hundred?  And you were still trying to pull colonial-era bullshit machinations in the 50s in Suez until Eisenhower fixed your little red wagon haha btw I'm coming to collect 900 years of danegeld, fork it over
That was a lapse, you lot made it a profession. Don't mention Suez because I'm always tempted to do my Anthony Eden impression. Any more of this shit and I will challenge you to a Holmgang.

K_Dubb

Quote from: SredniVashtar on August 09, 2022, 09:54:21 AMThat was a lapse, you lot made it a profession. Don't mention Suez because I'm always tempted to do my Anthony Eden impression. Any more of this shit and I will challenge you to a Holmgang.
An Anthony Eden impression LOL I am sure that had all the Drones roaring back in 1962.

Listen, Shreddie:  I know I have made some admittedly-rather-unkind reflections on your obsolescence lately (in which I was encouraged by your utter lack of sensitivity at any time on any subject where I am concerned) but, as hard as it may be to believe, I was raised to have a decent respect for history and for my elders (even when they are being very silly) and it is in that spirit that I beg you, if you indeed have a passable Anthony Eden impression, to bust that thing out here and now since I am pretty sure albrecht and I are the only two people alive over  here who have the slightest idea who that is.

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 09, 2022, 01:01:24 PMListen, Shreddie:  I know I have made some admittedly-rather-unkind reflections on your obsolescence lately (in which I was encouraged by your utter lack of sensitivity at any time on any subject where I am concerned) but, as hard as it may be to believe, I was raised to have a decent respect for history and for my elders (even when they are being very silly) and it is in that spirit that I beg you, if you indeed have a passable Anthony Eden impression, to bust that thing out here and now since I am pretty sure albrecht and I are the only two people alive over  here who have the slightest idea who that is.

Didn't Eden play Shortstop for the Cubs? 

K_Dubb

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 09, 2022, 01:04:59 PMDidn't Eden play Shortstop for the Cubs?
Yes. I admit to being a bit fuzzy on sportsball matters but if I recall correctly he was a tolerable batman, too, when he could be persuaded not to spit on the wickets.

albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 09, 2022, 01:01:24 PMAn Anthony Eden impression LOL I am sure that had all the Drones roaring back in 1962.

Listen, Shreddie:  I know I have made some admittedly-rather-unkind reflections on your obsolescence lately (in which I was encouraged by your utter lack of sensitivity at any time on any subject where I am concerned) but, as hard as it may be to believe, I was raised to have a decent respect for history and for my elders (even when they are being very silly) and it is in that spirit that I beg you, if you indeed have a passable Anthony Eden impression, to bust that thing out here and now since I am pretty sure albrecht and I are the only two people alive over  here who have the slightest idea who that is.

BG is amazing. You think anywhere else there would be challenges to do an Anthony Eden impression, as a matter of honor? Interestingly I was listened to an old Art show and some disgruntled caller called in to bitch some the Suez Crisis, USS Liberty, Robert Strange McNamara, LBJ, and the recent assassination of Rabin. It was pretty clear that he was trying to get around to "blame the Joose for everything" theory but was tentative about it- hemming and hawing about karma. Art finally cut him off and said 'why don't you say what you want to say and say that you are delighted that Rabin was assassinated."

Lazarus

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 09, 2022, 01:01:24 PMAn Anthony Eden impression LOL I am sure that had all the Drones roaring back in 1962.

Listen, Shreddie:  I know I have made some admittedly-rather-unkind reflections on your obsolescence lately (in which I was encouraged by your utter lack of sensitivity at any time on any subject where I am concerned) but, as hard as it may be to believe, I was raised to have a decent respect for history and for my elders (even when they are being very silly) and it is in that spirit that I beg you, if you indeed have a passable Anthony Eden impression, to bust that thing out here and now since I am pretty sure albrecht and I are the only two people alive over  here who have the slightest idea who that is.

And don't forget to ignore any mention of Canada






WOTR

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 08, 2022, 09:47:56 PMum darling that is terribly sweet, how do you feel about the monkeypox vaccine??? :-[

So glad you made it!  :-*


I suppose I should answer this as well... I had forgot all about monkeypox. It appears that we are destined to remain apart. You in you socialist hell, me in my shit country run by a banana republic dictator (am I even allowed to say that anymore, or will I ping the crisis radar as a criminal?)

Anyhow, we will see if I can find a server or some way through the great firewall of bellgab. You never know...

K_Dubb

Quote from: WOTR on August 10, 2022, 12:15:10 AMI suppose I should answer this as well... I had forgot all about monkeypox. It appears that we are destined to remain apart. You in you socialist hell, me in my shit country run by a banana republic dictator (am I even allowed to say that anymore, or will I ping the crisis radar as a criminal?)

Anyhow, we will see if I can find a server or some way through the great firewall of bellgab. You never know...
Oh no!  I hope you can figure it out, Walks had to do something, too.  I just use tunnelbear out of habit, no problem, I don't know if my provider blocks it or not.  Please stay in touch, will send you a PM.

SredniVashtar


Quote from: K_Dubb on August 09, 2022, 01:01:24 PMAn Anthony Eden impression LOL I am sure that had all the Drones roaring back in 1962.

Listen, Shreddie:  I know I have made some admittedly-rather-unkind reflections on your obsolescence lately (in which I was encouraged by your utter lack of sensitivity at any time on any subject where I am concerned) but, as hard as it may be to believe, I was raised to have a decent respect for history and for my elders (even when they are being very silly) and it is in that spirit that I beg you, if you indeed have a passable Anthony Eden impression, to bust that thing out here and now since I am pretty sure albrecht and I are the only two people alive over  here who have the slightest idea who that is.

You really need to see me with the moustache to get the full effect. During lockdown I developed a one-man show called 'An Evening With Grand Admiral Doenitz', where the former head of the Kriegsmarine reminisced about the Battle of the Atlantic and occasionally broke into song. Technically it would be me doing Anthony Eden while pretending to be a prominent Nazi. It's one of the highlights of the show (along with his version of Marlene Dietrich doing 'Lili Marlene') but sadly my efforts to get the thing crowdfunded fell on stony ground, so I'd need to see some cold hard cash first.

K_Dubb

Quote from: SredniVashtar on August 10, 2022, 04:19:45 AMYou really need to see me with the moustache to get the full effect. During lockdown I developed a one-man show called 'An Evening With Grand Admiral Doenitz', where the former head of the Kriegsmarine reminisced about the Battle of the Atlantic and occasionally broke into song. Technically it would be me doing Anthony Eden while pretending to be a prominent Nazi. It's one of the highlights of the show (along with his version of Marlene Dietrich doing 'Lili Marlene') but sadly my efforts to get the thing crowdfunded fell on stony ground, so I'd need to see some cold hard cash first.
Pfft I seen drag Adm. Raeder already at Le Faux and she had better tits and a liberal hand with the riding crop, my right cheek still stings.


pate

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 13, 2022, 07:12:43 PMhttps://twitter.com/CarymaRules/status/1558548020337197056

They tried the arrest-the-police thing up there.

I've seen bad chatter on the 'nets about this Ramona Dildo lady.  I think she is a nutter, claims to be the "Queen of Canada" by divine right or somesuch nonsense.


Possibly not so much an "arrest" per se but more of a "carted off to the loony-bin"?

Blonde police lady is hawt:  Wood/Would mount that Mountie!

-p


K_Dubb

Quote from: pate on August 13, 2022, 07:45:09 PMI've seen bad chatter on the 'nets about this Ramona Dildo lady.  I think she is a nutter, claims to be the "Queen of Canada" by divine right or somesuch nonsense.


Possibly not so much an "arrest" per se but more of a "carted off to the loony-bin"?

Blonde police lady is hawt:  Wood/Would mount that Mountie!

-p


Yes she is a Q nut from what I have heard, if she is crowned we might have to make Yakstar ambassador to Canada since they speak the same language.

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