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Yes, Mr. Noory should come and sing at the next "My Little Pony" convention. 

Love the videos, especially the one with Mr. Noory singing.  He sure has talent. 

Gotta love Trickey Dickey.

Mr. Noory, the cool kids want to have a visit.

Itsa Happening!  Mr. Wells is on Saturday night for two hours before Coast!

This just in, the first hour guest is a Believer's Response To Climate Change Channeled Through Dead People.  Then, on to the annual Ghost to Ghost is scheduled. 

Halloween brings out the monsters.

New revised name "It Don't Matter."

My dissatisfaction is not necessarily Ms. Albrecht.  It is the choice of topic on a Friday night or any night on Coast. 

Don't get me going.  Yes, you may not curse, but you are sleeping with your neighbor's spouse, saying please and thank you for the service and putting the toilet paper in the bathroom canister.  Miss Manners has fulfilled the mission.

The implication is that perfectly, pristine, mannerly people are sometimes the most stuck-up and ill-behaved people by looking down to people who may not meet their standards.  Not everyone is like this, but I have met a few or enough that it left an unfavorable impression with me.

I'm sitting here in silence, total silence except the traffic and the dryer running.  I'll be damned that I am going to be forced to listen to that Sunday school lesson.

I'm not listening to it.  I suppose I'll check out the Dark Mattter podcasts or streaming shows.

Why did you destroy my show?

Mr. Noory stars in a new Hollywood movie now for release at Christmas 2014.  It will be producer and directed by the folks who brought you Will Farrell and Anchor Man II.  The name of the movie is Host Man.  Mr. Noory stars as himself.  A classic comedy, it will be him  playing himself as he performs his nightly job functions.  The supporting cast will include his Producer, Salami and his arch nemesis Arthur Bell, played by, not cast yet. 

Is this Beyond Bebeaf?  Not according to those who engage in excess swallowing of Angus Burgers.

Mr. Noory without his stache, rug, and botox. . .Pics anyone?

Once upon a time, many pages ago, Mr. Art Bell Quit Dark Matter. . 

Where's Flipper been, he and Mr. Noory must have had a date to Sea World?

Time to pay up Mr. Noory!  You owe me a beer.  I can prove it.  In return, I'll let you upgrade your 7/11 turkey sandwich to an 8-inch subway for $5.00, and I'll make up the difference. 

Thank you for helping me finish my Christmas shopping.  The flying dick is just what I needed for that hard to buy for prick at the top of my list.  Gotta head out to the mall!

In response to the squirrel died under the bed, at least he did not put in any recipes for squirrel or road kill.

About that time traveler novel, that has been in the works for almost a decade.  I think it was entitled "Nero Blaze", A Time Traveler and it had a publication date of 2006 right after "Worker In the Light" was released.  It must be one hell of a novel to take this long to make it to publication.  Either that or it is a great collaborate masterpiece of ghostwriters and writing partners.  Mr. Noory made up the name, and blessed it with a few flakes of stache hair for good publication auras. 

Sorry, men, you are not sexy ghosthunters who carry their dildos with them to the cemetery.

I kid you not,  that was the pic posted after sexy ghosthunter had her photo shoot. 

Mr. Noory wrote that was the forum that finally had it right.

Quote from: aldousburbank on December 12, 2013, 08:55:28 AM
Queen of the Jungle?

I'm not sure if it is a Tigger, from Winnie the Pooh or Spidee Man.. . Now that is scary, and even more so if they are sneaky behind your back and go Boo!

Quote from: WR104 on December 11, 2013, 08:00:39 PM
What if this is the last communication we ever get from Art? Feels so anticlimactic.

Yeah, Mr. Bell went from being dark matter hot shit to commenting on Mr. Poop. . .Craptastic.    A flush is made in American every second.

No, they are not the Jersey Devil, they are the Artic Demoniques.  A new artic hybrid of an elf and an ET.

My secret place has the password of turkey.

Yes, for the sake of forum resources, this should be consolidated into the Art Bell Quits Dark Matter.

I really feel like I have been in a lucid Dark Matter Dream in regards to the show.

No fair, Mr. Noory!  You were having free chats with us Gab Insiders.  Time to chat.

Howsa Yowsa, Mr. Noory!!!!!!

I don't typically listen to Mr. Wells, but this is a truism that I think you will find for almost any host but George Knapp.  Sunday evening, if you tune in, expect an advide Bible Thumper or a topic with a heavy religious slant.  I have noticed this especially when Mr. Noory is on.   This is to keep all of the religious crowd, in a Coast way, honoring the Sabbath. :

Have we lost the spellcheck option?

My thoughts are that the Wanna Take A Ride has experienced a blow-out!!!!!!

Quote from: Jesus Undercarriage on December 07, 2013, 08:30:53 PM
I am really looking forward to hearing this gem.

I didn't have the contacts in and I read this "I am really looking forward to hearing this germ."

New pics are up!  Mr. Noory I did not know that you had a female doppleganger.  Again, that was without the contacts.

Mr. Noory I am posting I like your show in a "sucky" way. . . Yeah. . . Yeah. .  . Yeah. . . Yeah. . .  Yeah. . . Yeah. . . Yeah. . . .Yeah. . .  Yeah.  .. . Yeah. . .Yeah. .  . Yeah. . . .Yeah. . . .Yeah. . . .Yeah. . . .Yeah. . . .Yeah. . . Yeah. . . .Yeah. . . .Yeah. . . .Yeah. . . . .Yeah. . . .

I thought this was to be Mr. Noory's scheduled interview show.