George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[albrecht]

Was Norry checking out BellGab? He just mentioned "ads about dating sites" and the "pictures might not be as they seem?" (I often get ads for "Meet Russian Ladies" or, if on the Art thread, a banner about "Asian Brides".)  Or was he just "remote viewing" some domestic trouble for Major Ed Dames in the future?
-GNS

[paladin1991]

If they get a proctologist talking about black holes, I'm out of here.

Racist.  Homophobe.   Reported. 

[Nebraska888]

Noory isn't capable of pulling off a truly SPOOKY, unsettling, creepy program.  With his constant interruptions, commentary that generally consists of the word: "Geesh", and goofy unrelated questions, it will most likely be just like  past years.....a complete joke.

Schrader's program tomorrow night looks great!

[zeebo]

Noory isn't capable of pulling off a truly SPOOKY, unsettling, creepy program.  ...

Aw c'mon, what about his scary vampire laugh "Mwua haha".  And you know that spooky "Monster Mash" is on the way too!  Now just add in a Springheeled Jack story and you've got something.   :

[wr250]

Aw c'mon, what about his scary vampire laugh "Mwua haha".  And you know that spooky "Monster Mash" is on the way too!  Now just add in a Springheeled Jack story and psychic vampires , now you've got something.   :

fixed. i wonder if the Halloween 3x5's will get updated ?

[paladin1991]

I'm going out tonight with the wifey.  A zombie dinner at our favorite restaurant, The Cellar.  Then a walk through the downtown, checking out the freakshow.  Find ourselves at The Twisted Vine for a bottle of red and another dessert.  Then home to our little monsters.

Not gonna hear a word fm Snoory.    Have fun, bubbas. 

[Nebraska888]

Aw c'mon, what about his scary vampire laugh "Mwua haha".  And you know that spooky "Monster Mash" is on the way too!  Now just add in a Springheeled Jack story and you've got something.   :

          ......and don't forget "GEEEEESH" thrown in there a few times.  Noory is such a wimp.....

[PB the Deplorable]

George's idea of spooky scary television


Scooby Doo Theme Song

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George's idea of spooky scary television


Scooby Doo Theme Song

Turn it off!  Turn it off!  Turn it off! 

Geez, you've got to be careful what you post.  There are little kids viewing this site.

[Heather Wade]

Shit's like, when shit couldn't suck anymore, The George can still make shit suck more.

Seems to be the only talent he does have.

[Nebraska888]

George's idea of spooky scary television


Scooby Doo Theme Song

OMG.....you are soooo right!  He can't go "dark".......he's just a Scooby Doo kind of wimpy man.   

[albrecht]

Comparing Norry to Scooby-Doo is awful. Firstly, Scooby-Doo shows were/are awesome (the old, original ones). Secondly, they had decent guest-stars on the Scooby-Doo show (Laurel & Hardy, The Globetrotters, the Addams Family, Don Knotts, 3 Stooges, etc etc etc.)
-GNS
ps: was listening to old G2Gs this week from the awesome torrent. It really sucks what happened to the show, especially on Halloweens when the show used to be so great.

[HorrorReporter]

Comparing Norry to Scooby-Doo is awful. Firstly, Scooby-Doo shows were/are awesome (the old, original ones). Secondly, they had decent guest-stars on the Scooby-Doo show (Laurel & Hardy, The Globetrotters, the Addams Family, Don Knotts, 3 Stooges, etc etc etc.)
-GNS
ps: was listening to old G2Gs this week from the awesome torrent. It really sucks what happened to the show, especially on Halloweens when the show used to be so great.

I loved WHAT'S NEW SCOOBY DOO the most. I have a three year old now.. and that show, being from the early 2000s, using lots of music from bands I would cruise to in my red 1999 Volkswagen Jetta that was totaled in a 2004 accident. Simple Plan was my early 20 something disillusioned song. Until 1am when I'd turn on Art Bell--on the select nights and weekends when he hosted..

Memories.

And tonight GHOST TO GHOST will undoubtedly get botched up again.

It's interesting, I listened to CLyde Lewis last night. He had a semi-creepy show about horror rock and teenage death songs like PATCHES by Dickie Lee. It was a good show about music in general.
But at one point Clyde said people think they are playing scary songs when they play the MONSTER MASH. I immediately thought of Snores. He will most likely play that yet again tonight during yet another dull installment of Ghost to Ghost, the abridged version.

And tell me PATCHES does not creep you out!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3PL7vvWbng

[Meanandnasty]

This just in, the first hour guest is a Believer's Response To Climate Change Channeled Through Dead People.  Then, on to the annual Ghost to Ghost is scheduled. 

Halloween brings out the monsters.

[pyewacket]

It's interesting, I listened to CLyde Lewis last night. He had a semi-creepy show about horror rock and teenage death songs like PATCHES by Dickie Lee. It was a good show about music in general.
But at one point Clyde said people think they are playing scary songs when they play the MONSTER MASH. I immediately thought of Snores. He will most likely play that yet again tonight during yet another dull installment of Ghost to Ghost, the abridged version.

And tell me PATCHES does not creep you out!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3PL7vvWbng

I haven't heard Patches in ages! Sad song and dark for the times. Clyde had mentioned DOA by Bloodrock, too. that one creeped me out when I was a kid. I'll check out Clyde's show tonight - not sure I can endure G2G. Might just listen to podcasts or watch a movie.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwyg2YpxdrE

[HorrorReporter]

I haven't heard Patches in ages! Sad song and dark for the times. Clyde had mentioned DOA by Bloodrock, too. that one creeped me out when I was a kid. I'll check out Clyde's show tonight - not sure I can endure G2G. Might just listen to podcasts or watch a movie.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwyg2YpxdrE

I forgot about DOA, that was is really creepy. Just the words alone without the music is freaky..
I will be listening to Clyde tonight.
Halloween..his time to shine.

[washere]

Young Frankenstein DARLING!


Bloopers - Young Frankenstein

[b_dubb]

http://www.lawsonomy.org/Lawsonomy128.html

Pressure (Art Bell) and Suction (George Noory) must be kept in balance. Mankind is due some serious Pressure. So it is written in the laws of Lawsonomy. So shall it be done.

GNS

[washere]

INLAND EMPIRE - Official Trailer

[washere]

Kate Bush Wuthering Heights.

[Nebraska888]

OMG.....you are soooo right!  He can't go "dark".......he's just a Scooby Doo kind of wimpy man.   

My apologies to Scooby for comparing him to wimpy Noory.   

[Nick el Ass]

This just in, the first hour guest is a Believer's Response To Climate Change Channeled Through Dead People.  Then, on to the annual Ghost to Ghost is scheduled. 

Halloween brings out the monsters.

George and Tommy must not have gotten enough calls for prerecorded stories to fill the show so they are bringing in an extra guest as the nightass- ummm, I mean nighthawk has done for years thus ruining the feeling of G2G from the start. They will comeback later this week with scarier stories about ebola, the economy, and election issues. How the hell does George really keep his fucking job... does the idiot have nude pictures of the higher ups in the company?

[SnapT]

GHOST TO GHOST 2014 IS ON!  Get ready, kids...

http://youtu.be/xSLlZh9yelk

[21st Century Man]

George and Tommy must not have gotten enough calls for prerecorded stories to fill the show so they are bringing in an extra guest as the nightass- ummm, I mean nighthawk has done for years thus ruining the feeling of G2G from the start. They will comeback later this week with scarier stories about ebola, the economy, and election issues. How the hell does George really keep his fucking job... does the idiot have nude pictures of the higher ups in the company?

Well, hopefully we will be spared George reading some classhik horror story like the Tell-Tale Heart or The Monkey's Paw.  Or maybe the Snooron will read a poem,



Once upon a midnight dreary, while I listened, weak and weary,
To Snoory speaking to a guest that nearly made me drop off and snoreâ€"
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber doorâ€"
"‘Tis some visitor," I muttered, “tapping at my chamber doorâ€"
               Only this and nothing more.”

[SnapT]

HOW is THIS GHOST TO GHOST!?!

I'd rather he just go full retard and interview The Great Pumpkin for an hour like he does Santa Claus.

[zeebo]

The first guest was kinda nice I thought.  Her stories were more quaint than scary though.  I'm seeing her sharing chamomile tea with Lisa Garr and discussing energy fields. 

[21st Century Man]

This is a terrible impersonation of JC.  I don't know who Noory thinks he's kidding by putting this fake on.

[nextgen.fm]

This is a terrible impersonation of JC.  I don't know who Noory thinks he's kidding by putting this fake on.

that was him

[21st Century Man]

that was him

It's not the same JC that was on with Art Bell.  It was not even close.

[zeebo]

Pretty good line from that guy's vampire story, where she telepathically says to him "I know you know .. but who'd believe you?"