George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[NoMoreNoory]

My apologies to Ethel but when she hit a certain note, it hurt my ears.  She does hit the note correctly though so my comparison is inappropriate.  Ethel was a great singer but I could only take her in small doses.

LOL on Mrs. Miller.  I just watched a clip of her singing Downtown on a vintage Merv Griffin show from '65.    And to think, she was signed by Capitol and actually sold records.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw07CDid0JM

Ha! Genius. Great vid of her on Durante's show, too. But everything she did is pure gold. Hard Day's Night, Yellow Submarine, Strangers In The Night.......

[21st Century Man]

Wiki does say this about Mrs. Miller.


Singing in an untrained, Mermanesque, vibrato-laden style, according to Irving Wallace, David Wallechinsky and Amy Wallace in The Book of Lists 2, her voice was compared to the sound of "roaches scurrying across a trash can lid."


Key word being untrained.

[trostol]

so i sorta stopped listenign after being banned from the FB page..but i looked at the line up which looked..sorta meh..but i am amazed he just had a show on NDE's on Wed and he has it again tonight

i must admit i am not listening to his quite bumbling voice ...

[UFQuack]

Remember those novelty eyeglasses with the nose and mustache?

[SnapT]

Prepare to never stop laughing...


http://youtu.be/BI4xK5Q85cY

[21st Century Man]

Remember those novelty eyeglasses with the nose and mustache?

LOL.  I had those when I was a kid.   I called them Grouchos. "Say the magic word."    I'm really dating myself tonight.

[nextgen.fm]

Prepare to never stop laughing...


http://youtu.be/BI4xK5Q85cY

EPIC lol

[UFQuack]

They're teamed up like thugs!

They need to make it a rap song.

[popple]

The room in that video is deceptively smaller than it appears in real life.

[Gassy Man]

Who's the rambling guy on right now?

[21st Century Man]

Who's the rambling guy on right now?

Peter Anthony.  I'm turning it off. 

[Gassy Man]

He talks a lot but doesn't say much.  Seems that weird combination of self-importance and victim-hood that usually translates to charlatan.  I'm waiting for him to say something interesting, but so far, he just sounds like a guy jonesing for his next hit of cocaine.   I'm going to bed in a minute.  I won't learn anything from this guy except how to con people with verbose blather.

[Gassy Man]

Wow, did an online search, and he pretty much looks like what I expected.   One of those types skulking on the fringe of show business.  Blehhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[UFQuack]

Who's the rambling guy on right now?

He sounds like a flaming...

...uh...spiritual guru

[Gassy Man]

Wow, some pharmacist commercial for I don't even know what has got to be the worst commercial I have ever heard . . . I thought it was a joke a first, this guy repeatedly talking about his ass or something, but I think it's meant to be legitimate. 

[Morgus]

Wow, some pharmacist commercial for I don't even know what has got to be the worst commercial I have ever heard . . . I thought it was a joke a first, this guy repeatedly talking about his ass or something, but I think it's meant to be legitimate.

that was one of the guys Noory has on once a month for his infomercial for that website Noory promotes for his supplements.

[Gassy Man]

It was an incredibly bad and annoying commercial . . . the guy just seemed to keep saying the same things again and again, like he had OCD. 

[nextgen.fm]

They're teamed up like thugs!

They need to make it a rap song.

they do

they look like some sort of gang!

[Gassy Man]

A pet peeve of mine is when someone breathily whispers something during an interview, again and again, like they're trying to be both dramatic and laid back at the same time.  It just comes across as affected rather than natural or genuine.  And this guest, Peter whatever his name is, keeps doing it again and again.

[Gassy Man]

Didn't Peter what's is face say he was scared in a cave, and now George asks him 20 minutes later if he's ever been scared while investigating?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Prepare to never stop laughing...


http://youtu.be/BI4xK5Q85cY

Great! Good job Falkie.
I had Blister in the Sun playing at the same time in my headphones and I couldn't hear Falkie talking, but the song seemed to fit the video.

[ziznak]

oh man!!!  you made my day falkie... makin jorch n tommy stand lmao... priceless

[HorrorReporter]

oh man!!!  you made my day falkie... makin jorch n tommy stand lmao... priceless

I want to keep this video forever.
I love that Gnoory made the famous eyebrow curve up as soon as he figured the camera was on. Even though the camera was on well before he struck the pose.

[ziznak]

that raised eyebrow just screams "no coincidences!!!"

[Izintit?]

posting it here because I screwed up and posted on the AB thread.
"Man, that video was, well, sad, bizarre, and beyoond beleef. Firstly, what "big event" was this? And such a bizarre cast of characters! The singers/song (wtf Dave), the old folks, the fat people, the dancing people, the whole set-up; a weird scene, are these the "big events" he always self-promotes on the show?? It looked like something out of a cult-comedy movie, where the director would be praised for bizarreness. Secondly, how pale Norry is. Besides the obvious work done and dye job on hair and "patented" 'stasch he looks more and more like a true creature of the night (or funeral parlor worker.) Scary. Creepy. Especially with his handler/buddy Tommy sort of running interference, but failing at that also. Thirdly, and lastly, though much could be commented on, what was he drinking from the water bottle? One of his weird supplements (definitely not Vitamin D!?)  Or booze (but he's too dumb to figure, hey, whiskey colors can be seen if put into an old water bottle. Hint, Dave, use clear liquors for that.) Bizarre and, frankly, sad. I can't wait for Art's new show."
-GNS

I love these videos! It`s what Coast is now. Look for Noory and Tommy at the My Little Pony convention in Lodi next month.

[ponyboysunset]

Dear God has anyone brought up Dave's permanently raised eyebrow? Seriously WTF? It was creepy, the whole scene felt like a bad acid trip via Fear and Loathing.

[Izintit?]

I want to keep this video forever.
I love that Gnoory made the famous eyebrow curve up as soon as he figured the camera was on. Even though the camera was on well before he struck the pose.

With that s.e.g., George looks like the wimpy kid who brings his fat brother and drunk uncle to the principal`s office to complain about the mean kids picking on him.  GNS

[Meanandnasty]

Yes, Mr. Noory should come and sing at the next "My Little Pony" convention. 

Love the videos, especially the one with Mr. Noory singing.  He sure has talent. 

[scottydawg]

OMG! OMG! OMFG! Sweet Jeezus Mother of God , Talk about Hillbilly Redneck White Trash Video! I kept hearing the Banjo music from Deliverance playing in my head watching those 4 rejects from the nuthouse! Talk about needing brain bleach!
You could plop those 4 rejects down at a outdoor Flea Market or the corndog tent at a county fair and they'd fit right in!
Those are some humans even Aliens won't Rectal Probe!
I'd rather look at pics of Art, his sweet wife and cute daughter in Art's home Studio than those 4 brain farts any day!
Christ, I'll bet the cleaning lady who went in there later must have been looking for whatever died in there!

[Izintit?]

Ha! Genius. Great vid of her on Durante's show, too. But everything she did is pure gold. Hard Day's Night, Yellow Submarine, Strangers In The Night.......

Hey! Klaus Nomi ripped her off!