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Breath Mints, A tire Pump, Tub of Crisco...are we supposed to be making shit up or real things we've bought? 

I want the ytmnd version with music and the Nooray stopping, winking, snickering and saying you missed me (in the tone of heroin hero from southpark) before continuing to bounce around the screen a couple more times, rinse and repeat - GET TO WORK SON!

Taurus PT 840 .40 Cal. (sold this past year)

Good show guys, great chatting with ya'll, and nice to stump aldous once in a while 

Quote from: williedee on January 23, 2014, 10:54:19 PM
48 is the sweet spot i think

64 is still my expert professional amateur opinion - i don't like the sound of 32/48 - still just a tad too tinny - but i realize when you're recording from a tape/vcr tape/radio recording- that may or may not have already seen 100's of hours of playback - why waste the encoding space if it's not better than 32/48 then why do it.  But the darkmatter shows were 64kbs from sirius, they should stay at least that quality.

Quote from: Bart Ell on January 27, 2014, 11:29:39 AM

this is indeed the only one you've made that is actually worth a fuck - Falkie's Punch G.Nooray game should follow falkie! you gotta like this one i agree with area 51

Quote from: Birdie on January 27, 2014, 05:03:05 PM
We still have the giant rolling paper that came with the Up In Smoke record. Wonder if it is worth any money? I imagine most of them were used...

lol no idea - but as with most paper - wouldn't it be a little brittle now?? Even having been inside a record sleeve??  I don't know so i'm asking really...

Quote from: jazmunda on January 27, 2014, 02:42:56 AM
Any of you real oldies have vinyl horror stories?

Hell I can remember messing up my friends dad's cheech and chong vinyl - we listened to it because of the cuss words at that age more than the pot references, but we weren't supposed to listen to it at all, and his dad came in the front door of the house, so we scrammed out the back ...my buddy had drug the needle all the way across the record.  Yeah well, we didn't get away with it for long needless to say. 

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 26, 2014, 08:28:49 PM
It looks like he is masturbating a light bulb in his lap.

Better than brushing a wig on an asian doll head, or making out with it either... SO if a taken out of context gif's brings you that much joy, go watch full videos of casio - they'll have you dying.

Quote from: Nova on January 26, 2014, 06:14:52 PM
Warm blankies during a blizzard.

And cuddling during a blizzard is fun too  :

Quote from: Nova on January 26, 2014, 05:54:44 PM
Keep digging.

I have my mining gear, and enjoy geology - so we might be here a while, as I go over every stone/dirt pile while digging.

Quote from: Nova on January 26, 2014, 05:53:33 PM
Consider yourself fired.

lol - They better fire George first!

Quote from: Nova on January 26, 2014, 05:50:23 PM
Why you gotta be hating on my George all the time

it's a G.Nooray Sucks thread, and the only "Live" thread that occurs when the show is on, but overall - because he's George! 

Quote from: Seraphim27 on January 26, 2014, 03:11:38 PM
Just moving this from another thread over here . . . because it's awesome.

Thankx Seraphim glad ya'll liked it.

Quote from: Seraphim27 on January 26, 2014, 03:10:02 PM
THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I'VE SEEN IN FOREVER!!

Why thanks! - I already picked on myself and noticed small errors here and there i would have liked to not have left in there but I play in photoshop daily and unfortunately didn't need to keep "THESE" files and don't feel like doing the whole face matching/stretching/tweaking again to fix the minor nuances i have with it - but IT DID turn out pretty awesome if i do say so myself    Thanks again!

Quote from: cweb on January 26, 2014, 12:02:49 PM
the Giants didn't beat us. physics did.

but yeah, four straight SB losses, no goal, and homerun throwback (forward pass). and it snows. but my people are resilient and we make the best wings, so.

also, respect for those '95 "Stillers." even though they killed the last legit Bills chance at playoff greatness. Neil O'Donnell was a badass.

Neil was badass, till we found out he was the best quarterback for the Cowboys in the superbowl =P

Quote from: Up All Night on January 26, 2014, 04:28:40 PM
I think that anyone in jail for marijuana charges alone, those charges should be dropped and clemency given.

i agree.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nVAHgNf3mA

Quote from: steelbot on January 26, 2014, 05:06:38 PM
i'm sorry but the casioson/asian head hair combing experience (it's a two/three parter) is quite frankly the most disturbing thing i've seen yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2wjtoni9Ks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s316RmOiz2A

forgot part 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2wjtoni9Ks

Quote from: ziznak on January 26, 2014, 06:23:55 AM
endless entertainment

It's fucking cold
"and I'm about to put on some pants...."

best video yet... his explanation about the erections from pants... omg... you can't make this shit up

i'm sorry but the casioson/asian head hair combing experience (it's a two/three parter) is quite frankly the most disturbing thing i've seen yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBQFZ9CqFn0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s316RmOiz2A

Quote from: Uncle Duke on January 25, 2014, 08:17:34 PM
1)  How often are UFOs sighted during alleged abductions?  I mean by witnesses other than the abductees.

2)  Has any alleged abductee ever talked about first hand knowledge of animal mutilations?

Don't know about #2 - but I just heard from actual friends living there that a UFO was spotted near Okinawa and Kadena AB.  From folks that are def. Not into the whole aliens genre either, so i thought it strange to see a comment/link such as this. 

Quote from: guildnavigator on January 25, 2014, 07:49:41 PM
I hate it when people glance at a satirical article and then go on a rant without realizing that the news story that they are all lathered up over is complete poppycock.

95% of any media you are privy to nowadays.

Quote from: Unquenchable Angst on January 25, 2014, 08:01:27 PM
enjoy your stab at  humor  at my expense but I truly wish that none of you  ever go though this nor loose the money I lost for what I really made this trip for. I lost an inheritance I was to go to Canada  to sign for. I had no way to prove to customs what I was there for. But I do know that my future is now nebulous.

I really think it was all tongue and cheek there guy, but how do you lose an inheritance?  did you wipe your poop drawers with the paper you had to sign?  They can't bring it to you?  Or mail it to you, it's that time sensitive?...awaiting extraordinary excuse in...3...2...1...

Quote from: Unquenchable Angst on January 25, 2014, 07:23:30 PM
I just had an adventure. I was given  a flight to Trinidad. First they flew me to NJ then to Dalas then to Trinidad. I was on planes for 14.5 hours. Took me 3 days to revover. Coming back I was flown to Toronto where the customs tore up my luggage 3 times, kept asking me to admit to some wrong they wished me to have committed. Then they hadcuffed me and hauld me off to detention. I refused to eat the breakfast the next morning as I usually only have coffee for breakfast. Then I asked them if they had checked on my flight to SC and they put me on a flight to Ohio that afternoon a day early over the schedule I was on. I finally got home Wednesday night. They told me in Canada that they were going to have HSA come visit me. and that I shall never be allowed in Canada again. A friend dropped by last night and asked me to look at my passport. It had never been stamped in Trinidad. No Canadian nasty either. I had watched weather channel in Trinidad. Oddly it never showed Temperatures in Canada but had Temps. for every place else.  It was quite an experience. They wanted to keep me till I pooped 2X so they could be sure I was not running drugs. I asked for a laxative to get it over with but they then told me that I would die if I took laxative on top of having drug balloons in me. I said lets do the laxative then and  I will be dead or you will have some serious apologizing to do . They handcuffed me and put me in detention facility. I asked to get my own soap and toothbrush. They tore apart all by bags again.They would not let me have the bicarb.of soda I had in a film can because the can was not clear. They took samples of my toothpaste, mouthwash, alcohol I had for my ears. They got pissy over my Qtips being in an old camel cigarette metal tin. Damn I guess they a priming themselves  to being the Gestapo of the Great white North...eh.

I want your full itinerary with flight times/#'s - this story is full of swiss cheese holes you really had drugs in your pooper didn't you

lol

Quote from: jazmunda on January 25, 2014, 06:31:19 PM
Who said that?

ewwww...contestanting up for the meltdown competition Jaz??

I JUST SAID THAT! 

Quote from: aldousburbank on January 24, 2014, 07:10:08 AM
Now that a majority of Americans support legalizing marijuana, I'm pissed.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/majority-of-americans-now-support-legal-pot-poll-says/

I want reparations for my brothers and sisters being harassed, disenfranchised, disemployed, fined, and jailed for all these ignorant, dark, and prejudiced years. Oh, I don't know, a few billion dollars maybe, preferential hiring, priority airline boarding, free doritos for life, jail a cop day, mandatory weed growing, and etc.  Yes, there will be more stoners and fucked up stoner stories for a while just like when you hold your farts they make a bigger noise in the end. Fuck you jack-booted war on vegetable thugs and all that have supported, ignored, and profited from your enforcer bullshit. Let my people grow you pussy loser tight assed motherfucking haters. And pay up assholes!

Am I kidding?

Unfortunately just because a law becomes new law that changes the old one, and some special constitutional clause that prevents just this such action from occurring.  The people in jail for marijuana charges will most likely NOT be released.  They still broke the law, just because the law isn't law anymore, they don't get clemency for their previous transgressions unfortunately.  I don't agree with it so it sucks no doubt.     

Quote from: cweb on January 25, 2014, 12:33:06 PM
Being a Bills fan since I can remember, (done laughing? good.) I was old enough to watch the Cowdouches beat my team two years in a row in the Super Bowl. Always had a special hatred for that team since then.

P.S. Suck it, Lett.

oh those where the days, the Dallas Cokeboys - well my steelers gave em one of their trophies in the 90's too, but so be it - even if they get another superbowl title and tie the steelers, unless they BEAT the steelers for that title, they have still lost 2-1 in superbowl matchups vs said steelers.  The Bills...whew..what to say...i remember thinking how heartbreaking that must have been to have my team go 4 times in a row and not be able to pull off ONE victory, i don't remember who else beat ya the giants and...  

Quote from: ziznak on January 25, 2014, 03:23:30 AM
I smell another forum meltdown... we're about due aren't we?

Nah, I've been good, seems everyone that was gonna meltdown, has already placed me on ignore! 

Quote from: jazmunda on January 23, 2014, 07:44:09 PM
Introducing Justin Virus:

Justin Cyduss and Miley Beavers