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Quote from: Bart Ell on May 22, 2018, 12:04:46 PM
The cow is eating a 4,500 calorie salad out of an old geranium pot he found in the garbage.

Better than the time he ate out of a bedpan.

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on May 21, 2018, 10:35:45 PM
This one might be the funniest video ever. 

Where's the Joan Armatrading one?

Quote from: Kolchak on May 22, 2018, 04:07:21 PM
This, as you would imagine, is a falsehood.

You mean a canard? (Senda's favorite word)

Quote from: username on May 22, 2018, 05:59:09 PM
It's quite comical trying to explain any of it, I did tell my dad about the art and Heather thing.... He well.... I think you know what he said.

"Do you have her number?"

Welcome newbies   

Quote from: Bart Ell on May 19, 2018, 07:41:18 AM
Or the alien that took Whitley's butt cherry.

#LoveHurts

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 18, 2018, 05:37:02 AM
Mobility cart Senda is the best Senda


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVpqxMmnf3E

Take that Crone!

This fat, lazy fuckwad is too lazy to even walk around in a store. He's probably too lazy to wipe his own ass.

Quote from: SpookyTim on May 17, 2018, 08:26:46 PM
OK, here we go...


https://youtu.be/vySaeXAx5Rw

Ain't got no phone
No dial tone
Ain't got no phone
No dial tone
I'm alone in the shed
I ain't got a phone

I've got a voice
I try to sound like Art
But Keith took my phone
My bumpers fall apart
I'm alone in the shed
I ain't got a phone

I ain't got a wormhole
I ain't got no dump buttons
I ain't got a power conditioner
But I'm getting comeuppance
I'm alone in the shed
I ain't got a phone

Destined for the Top 40.

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 17, 2018, 08:17:28 PM
Slut shamer!

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 17, 2018, 08:08:38 PM

I've jumped from LNM, to Butch, to Jimmy Church, to Rense tonight and now off to Clyde.

Whore!

Quote from: bellNwhistle on May 17, 2018, 04:39:27 PM
Jazz Jizz Hands 

Quote from: Richard Groyper on May 17, 2018, 04:40:39 PM
FIFY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

Quote from: Father Jack on May 17, 2018, 04:55:05 PM
Dear Dave,

Welcome to the fetid cloaca of the interweb!

Another Lionel fan, I presume?

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on May 17, 2018, 08:39:51 AM
could that be a grease fire just waiting to happen ?

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on May 17, 2018, 01:32:36 AM
The irony of the piece is that if Senda was one hundredth of the talent that he claims to be, he would be in jail right now.

Senda's crimes are so petty that it costs society less to "warehouse" him at home than it does to incarcerate him.  He has the freedom to be a loser so long as he remains a lazy worthless loser.

Somebody should  :  tranquilize Senda and ship him here to the Philippines.  Out in the provinces, he could feed an entire village for a week.  Lechon ng Senda sa hurno, baby!

Senda roasting in a spitfire with an apple in his mouth.

Quote from: mv1 on May 14, 2018, 07:19:46 PM
The GabCast will air Saturday, May 19 at 9PM East, 6PM West.  We'll have a very special, super-secret guest for you.  You will be surprised.  No, not Keith or Schrader or Heather or her PR representative, Lasha.

Noory. And this time he'll spill the beans.

Quote from: GemCollector on May 16, 2018, 04:52:34 PM
(just to get a jump on you, I was not doubled over for any kind of probe).

Well, you're going to get probed anyway. Welcome.

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 16, 2018, 04:43:00 PM
She has an astral passport

Or a portal in her ass

Quote from: Richard Groyper on May 16, 2018, 04:15:43 PM
*cough* um, we both know i give you weekly inspections.

You're frisky today! 

Quote from: sydtron on May 16, 2018, 02:24:03 PM
Somebody has to pay for the anal bleaching.

I didn't know there was a big call for that.

Quote from: Richard Groyper on May 16, 2018, 04:08:18 PM
would you like me to be rough, baby? ya know, since we're a couple now and all...

Does this mean I'll have to mud wrestle Amy for you? LOL

Quote from: Richard Groyper on May 16, 2018, 03:53:57 PM
how many grieving widows does Art have?

Many, many many widows. His pimp hand was strong. 

Quote from: Kolchak on May 15, 2018, 03:58:40 PM
https://twitter.com/KeithRowland/status/996509826082467840

CEASE.

Let the drama begin!!

Quote from: Kolchak on May 15, 2018, 02:21:46 PM
Meanwhile, in the Facebook nazi bunker...

LOL, the butthurt is strong with this one

I am 800 pages behind. WTF   

Quote from: bateman on May 13, 2018, 05:06:58 PM
Me either. There aren’t really any theories that I find implausible at this point, and that includes Hester being Art’s long-lost transgendered son.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on May 13, 2018, 04:59:27 PM
I once got banned for being mean to one of them.

And Onan had a word with MV and had you unbanned. I miss Onan.    I think Senda being given a private "fortress" thread was the last straw and that's why Onan left.

Quote from: Metron2267 on May 13, 2018, 10:56:37 AM
Sredni Vashtar to be a vengeful, merciless god.

He is.

Quote from: Nobody on May 13, 2018, 10:52:32 AM
Dothead?  What leads you to that conclusion?

His ignorance.

Quote from: Sean92008 on May 12, 2018, 05:03:06 PM
All those tourist pictures of Heather are wonderful, it's nice to see she's traveled the world.  It's a true shame she never shared this little tidbit with us...  Swinging the axe, for Bowie, no less!

You guys crack me up!

Quote from: Bobs Your Uncle on May 12, 2018, 04:54:18 PM
Thanks for letting me know. I was confused.

They are a couple of idiots.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX-GIzoDxsY