Midnight In The Desert

[Juan Cena]

No Heather, keep your hands on the broom. 

I wonder if Heather has participated in any Quiddich tournaments?

[Donald Noory]

Has Heather had an on-air meltdown yet?

[god of thunder]

I wonder if Heather has participated in any Quiddich tournaments?

Juan, you should phone in and ask her. 

[Juan Cena]

Has Heather had an on-air meltdown yet?

Heather certainly seemed to be freaking out between me and Pricilla discussing Adam and his wives last week. She apparently couldn't handle the story that Adam either had two faces or that Adam had a complete second body attached to his back, which later became Lilith.

[Juan Cena]

Juan, you should phone in and ask her. 

Maybe when Friday rolls around. If I don't ask her if she's Team Instinct, Team Valor, or Team Mystic.

[Lilith]

Has Heather had an on-air meltdown yet?

Like the wicked witch of the west on The Wizard of OZ when she got a bucket of water thrown on her?  I dunno, but I have a bucket.

[Donald Noory]

Like the wicked witch of the west on The Wizard of OZ when she got a bucket of water thrown on her?  I dunno, but I have a bucket.

Too bad that only works on real witches, not fake San Fran Golden Dawn study course B.S. witches.

[god of thunder]

Maybe when Friday rolls around. If I don't ask her if she's Team Instinct, Team Valor, or Team Mystic.

Or Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff. 

[trostol]

you guys should stop insulting Hogwarts...they only want capable people

[Lilith]

you guys should stop insulting Hogwarts...they only want capable people

Ur right of course.  I hadn't thought of it that way. 

[Lilith]

Is this Bible Study night?

[god of thunder]

you guys should stop insulting Hogwarts...they only want capable people

You mean Hogwarts isn't an equal opportunity educator?

[trostol]

You mean Hogwarts isn't an equal opportunity educator?

nope

[Lilith]

There, now see?  He was wasting time searching for the truth when he should have been searching for horcruxes.

[Donald Noory]

Did Art catch the stalker yet?

[Lilith]

Did Art catch the stalker yet?

No.

[Lilith]

Sounds like this guy knows Wolfman.

[jazmunda]

you guys should stop insulting Hogwarts...they only want capable people

Explain Neville Longbottom circa 1991.

[god of thunder]

Is it just me, or is the BS meter beginning to register extreme BS?

[akwilly]

lol he lived on blood. Hope he didn't have that damn beard back then.

[god of thunder]

Explain Neville Longbottom circa 1991.

In the end he proved himself very capable.

[Lilith]

Is it just me, or is the BS meter beginning to register extreme BS?

I know, it's hilarious, Right?

[akwilly]

If the guest and Heather had a baby it would be one powerful little bastard.

[Juan Cena]

Did Art catch the stalker yet?

Yes.

Her punishment was being forced to do this show or be tortured to death in the Art's sex dungeon with Enya music.

[god of thunder]

lol he lived on blood. Hope he didn't have that damn beard back then.

Hopefully he wore a condom. 

[Juan Cena]

Is it just me, or is the BS meter beginning to register extreme BS?

Oh it's already gone way far beyond that.

[Lilith]

The guest probably didn't know that you're supposed to say "Praise MV"!

[trostol]

Explain Neville Longbottom circa 1991.

as Dumby said

It takes a great deal of bravery to to stand up to your enemies but even more bravery to stand up to your friends

[Juan Cena]

Oh, the Spire comic books! My aunt got me one of the Archie ones they published once.

[Juan Cena]

Is this Bible Study night?

You should have stuck around when I called in to Heather and Priscilla last week.